#baking disasters

[beginning-to-be-happy]

Omg

[pratignya18]

Getting future ready

What are you most excited about for the future? Mum was a vegetarian and we grew up on a healthy diet of vegetarian food. Dad introduced us to eating non-vegetarian by taking us to restaurants that prepared them. During those days, chicken tikka with toothpicks sticking out of them was all the rage. I remember gorging on them. We used to polish off 2 or 3 plates in one sitting and then used to…

[grigori77]

That's not bread, that's THE BLOB!!!

I am in tears

[puppetmaster13u]

Another Prompt in Memes?! Yes.

[cuterefaction]

Trektober Day 13 - Baking. TBH I'd like to draw about two dozen different Star Trek characters baking, but since Odo is canonically bamboozled by the concept of stirring he had to take it :) (it's okay, Sisko will help him fix whatever happens)

[froggychair05]

It’s my birthday :)

[guqqie]

i’m so nervous about recipe for disaster tonight..

i know i won last year but the prompt being baking is going to mess me up because i can in fact not bake, so i know this won’t end well..

BUT HEY it will still be fun!! :)

[shinhatisgirlfriend]

Do you think the Jedi ever held bake sales?

Like they’re a religious order, they’re monks and all, and I know I’m thinking of the typical Church bake sale and they probably didn’t do those but…

Can you imagine Anakin and Ahsoka going to extreme lengths to outdo each other, Obi-Wan claiming he’s going to stay out of it - something happens so both Anakin and Ahsoka’s bakes get ruined, probably because of their own hijinks, and Obi-Wan then waltzes in and wins?

Can you imagine Yoda trying to get some Coruscant folks to buy his deep fried frogs on a stick?

Can you imagine pre-fall!Dooku stressing over intricate pipe work and making a cake worthy of a Bake Off finale?

Can you imagine Barriss and Luminara collaborating together on a dish, silently judging Ahsoka and Anakin’s shenanigans?

[furby-organist]

// love how alastor looks high as a kite

[dollypopup]

[mischievousspooks]

On April 19, I made bread.

[mekkthemighty]

The cinnamon hearts placed atop batch one seem to have sank to the bottom and glued themselves to the tray

Batches two and three are themselves glued to the tray and cannot seem to be removed, freezing them in the hopes they can be extracted then

So hellfire cake, living up to its name, has conquered my non stick pans, I will have to use parchment paper for the full size cake later on, one cake only hope the fires of hell do not conquer that too

Hellfire Chocolate Cake

Join me on an experimental journey where I mix these into cupcakes

Spicy meets Minty and all that stands in their way is the rich chocolate

Other experimental ingredients include but not limited to

Baking a few batches of cupcakes and documenting the experiment

To start I took all three cake mixes and jumbled them together, so my base mix we'll call Golden Devil Fudge

I'm making one boxes worth now but splitting it into 3rds

So instead of 2 1/2 cups mix, 1 cup water, 1/3 cup butter and 3 eggs were doing just under 1 cup mix (0.833), 1/3 cup water/cream, 1/3 of 1/3 cup butter and 1 egg per test batch

Batch one: the basic batch

1/3 cup water, just under 1 cup mix, 1/15 cup butter, 1 egg mixed in bowl and poured into cupcake tray. 4 cinnamon hearts are placed on top of each cupcake. Will add mint in the middle stuffing or icing after when I get there

Batch two: Pour your heart into it

Switching out water with peppermint mocha coffee creamer to get some minty in there

1/3 cup Peppermint Mocha coffee creamer, just under 1 cup mix, 1/15 cup butter, 1 egg mixed in bowl, mixed into this will be cinnamon hearts blended into powder, not much, 1/8 cup at most

Batch 3:

1/3 cup Peppermint Mocha coffee creamer, just under 1 cup mix, 1/15 cup butter, 1 egg, and 1/16 cup cinnamon hearts powder and 1/16 cup peppermint candy cane powder mixed in bowl and poured into cupcake tray.

All 3 shall enter the oven whilst I work on the icing and stuffing layer

It is also worth mentioning that the goddess to whom I make my blood sacrifices in honor of has her birthday approaching and this cake or at least the final product is also made in her honor

[bettertwin9000]

Baking cookies Aaaand eerr might have went a lil overboard..?

I was trying to do 20 but ended up with 30... fun

[xxgwenstacyxx]

Back on my post-endgame everybody-lives AU... in which Tony and Steve both have trauma and they bake about it.

[bakedspoonie]

why the fuck is Stewie griffin on bones? And especially why is he in the sperm bank while booth tries to crank one out?! What is happening? I thought the ghost broke the bones universe but now that feels like a normal divergence.

[science-lings]

I don’t really get the need to make Phoenix (or any dad coded characters) bad at domestic tasks? As if this guy hasn’t been the equivalent of a single dad for ten years, he can’t afford to go out for burgers or noodles for every meal, let this man know how to cook and sew and braid hair because it costs too much to be lazy about those things.

He literally doesn’t make enough money to get his daughter a custom made magicians outfit as she grows, or to live off of frozen burritos. As if he wouldn’t put his whole pussy into raising his daughter right even in some pretty terrible circumstances.

My guy goes to his work as a shitty pianist with nails painted different colors every week and he spends those first few years growing his hair out long enough for her to play with it.

Everyone just sees a cluttered living space and a clearly depressed man and decides that he must suck as a parent as if he wouldn’t do literally anything for her.