#banging my head againt the wall

[bogkeep]

my special skill is that i'm not afraid of emails. in fact i vastly prefer sending emails because i can do it whenever i have time... the alternative is usually making phone calls, and the phone call times are pretty much always work hours at work days, AKA the SAME TIME AS WHEN I'M AT SCHOOL!!!! this really sucks if the only time i have the opportunity to sit down and do Important Paperwork Stuff is the weekend or the evenings!!! Let Me Send A Written Message Please Please Please

[letoutbleu]

just thinking of sanji and went

me: what if sanji doesn’t care about strength what if he had a conversation with someone and they asked him about who he think is stronger him or zoro

what if he just went like

“i could careless about strengths or fighting, if the marimo were stronger than me. to be completely honest…i would be happy for him, I’m just strong because i was raised to be strong and i had no other choice, i would gladly be the one in the shadows instead cooking for them and taking care of them when they needed me, they need me not for my strength but for who i am… my fighting skill is just a bonus set (hehe)”

[luxraysart]

Before watching Yellowjackets S2E9 I once tweeted on my twt priv “MistyNat is so doomed yuri coded” and I would like to take back my words

[moe-broey]

Honestly a dream hobby of mine (ESP as I've been getting more into Making Things with My Hands -- from pins to jewelry and ESPECIALLY clothing modifications) is doll customization. ESPPP inspired by Dollightful on Youtube, where her projects get So Involved sometimes she's woodworking she's sawing off limbs she's using clay and sanding it down to reshape the doll's body to fit her vision. AND ofc any doll custom involves a new face (watercolor pencils or paints choose your fighter) and new hair (doll hair BUT I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT the way of making doll hair/wefts Out Of Yarn‼️‼️ THAT'S SO COOL) and a new outfit (sewing and crafting and ESPECIALLY considering "Okay, What material would work best to achieve the goal I'm aiming for? How does it sit? How does it flow? And most IMPORTANTLY How Does It Work!!!!!")

Like maybe it's the alleged not officially diagnosed ADHD but I GET. SO BORED. If I'm not Working With My Hands (I literally CAN'T draw digital anymore because IT'S BORING‼️‼️ IT'S TOO CLEAN ALSO‼️‼️‼️ LET ME BULLSHIT AND GET MESSY AND TRY WEIRD THINGS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT WORK ‼️‼️‼️ EXPERIMENTAL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️)

[aphroditesmoon]

if you are still accepting requests, please could we have one where reader has to care for a sick (and stubborn!) boromir?

let time heal

boromir son of denethor ii x reader

warnings: mentions of battle, wounds, being sick

a/n: hope it's to your liking<33

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You could hear a loud crashing sound accompanied by a sound of a man cursing loudly as you're mixing up the porridge for Boromir.

He is relentless, convinced that he should be there in battle despite his conditions.

"You can't even walk straight, better to sit tight where you're at." You yelled out from where you are.You heard no reply, but the very image of his scowl is conjured to your mind, fished out a small smile from your face.

When you've arrived back to his bedside, he's in the same position before you left as if he had never even attempted to escape your nursing. "Do you ever do as your told?" You tease whilst trying to fight the porridge off of his hand to feed him yourself.

"I'm not a child, I'm the captain of gondor." He states plainly. "No, you're sick. That's what you are. Now own up, here comes the choo choo-"

His mouth remains closed, and eyes glaring at you through your soul. You're sure if he hadn't broken three ribs and twisted his arm, he'd have strangled you for that.

"You're not funny." He snaps. "The wounds are on my ribs, not my fingers." You give no reply, shoving the spoon in his mouth. He eats it depressingly.

After a long gruesome eating session for him, Boromir finally relaxes and stops fussing to try and get up. You assume he's just embarrassed to be nursed like a child, but after the blow he'd received from the orcs, his injuries were not minor. And he knew that as much as you.

Night time came, the clouds starts to darken slowly, and per his begging, you tried your best to help him up to sit outside of the corners of your house, to view the sun setting and stars rising.

You help him down on the bench and he mutters a thank you as he slumps againts the walls of your house while you indulge yourself by leaning your head on his shoulder and closing your eyes, the proximity allowing you to hear every breath he inhales and exhale.

When you finally open your eyes, you found Boromir already staring at you, eyes tired but so awake as he gazes down upon you. You keep the gazing intact, both of you enjoying the comfortable silence of mutual understanding of eachother.

"You're looking worse than me, you know?" He speaks finally, softly.

You raise a brow at him and let out a short laugh. "If that was somewhat an attempt to make me allow you to travel back to minas tirith on horseback, it's is a lousy one. Those broken ribs will remain broken if you don't let time heal it." You chided.

He shook his head, eyes free of any grudge. "Yet will time heal my heart if anything had befallen my friends, and I could not be there to protect them?"

"Boromir, you can't save everyone." You sighed out. He was silent then, almost as if you had struck him speechless with a sword

He blinked out of his trance and looks away from you, eyes enchanted by the stars now. "No, but I could try." He whispers out.

You grinned to yourself, watching his hopeful face try to capture the night's beauty with his eyes. "Look at you, so keen to save the world, yet you won't even let me try and save you from dying." His face snaps towards you and you notice his usual frown making it home again. "Protect me from what? the dangers of holding a spoon with my own hands?" He asks challengingly.

"From tripping over nothing and banging you head on window frames." You answer easily, recalling the multiple times it happened today only.

He rolls his eyes and looks back to the sky, failing to hide the small smile at the corner of his lips. "That was one time." He mumbled to himself.

It was not one time.

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

More TEXT CONVOS!! (Also I want you to know that you can disregard the drabbles ! I just hope you're doing well and taking care of yourself  💗💗) 💺 anon

🍊) My little (brat) princess

🍊: I hid a bag in our closet. If you find it, do not open it. 🍒: Well now I kinda want to look for it 🍊: Please don't. 🍒: :( 🍊: I'm serious. 🍒: What even is inside? 🍊: It's a surprise.

🍒: About to take a bath, alone 🍒: No one here to wash my hair for me 🍒: Or leave kisses on my neck and shoulder 🍒: Or run their hands down my body 🍒: HOW ARE YOU AT THE FRONT DOOR ALREADY??

🍊: My love for you is like diarrhea 🍊: I can't hold it in 🍒: Am I supposed to say something nice?

🍊: How would you feel if I shaved? 🍒: Please just tell me you didn't 🍊: Well... 🍊: Yeah I was just kidding love 🍊: WHY DID YOU TELL LEMON WE'RE GETTING DIVORCED?

🍒: How much until your cute ass gets home?? 🍊: I'll be there in less than an hour ❤️ 🍒: Prepare yourself because the moment you step in I'm gonna jump in your arms and attack your pretty face with kisses 🍒: I can't wait to cuddle and hear you complain about the mission 🍊: I'm so in love with you

🍊: [1 image attached] 🍒: Screaming, crying, shaking, shitting, pissing, banging my head againts the wall, ripping my hair out, clawing out my heart, slamming my fists on the table 🍒: You look lovely

🍒: Hello my mandarin 🍊: We're not doing this

🍒: I think Tan hates me 🍊: Excuse me? What made you believe that? 🍒: That was meant for Lem 🍊: Why would you tell him you think I hate you? 🍒: Because he's very funny and I love to gossip with him 🍊: I'm funnier than him actually. And that still doesn't answer my question 🍒: You didn't ask me to be your valentine :( 🍊: That's because we've been married for 8 years, I assumed you're already my valentine 🍒: You have to ask :( 🍊: Fine. Will you be my valentine? 🍒: Yes :) [Tan reacted with ❤️]

[Unknown number]: Hello my beautiful wife. I am curently writing this message to apologize and ask for your forgiveness. Please unblock me. Yours, Tangerine. 🍒: ENOUGH

🍋) Silly goofy guy

🍋: How's my favorite person in the world doing? 🍒: What did you do? 🍋: Jumping to conclusions I see 🍒: Lemon what did you do? 🍋: Promise you won't get mad 😆 🍒: I promise 😊😊😊🔪😊😊 🍋: I broke your heels 🍒: ... 🍒: Well did you at least take some photos?? 🍋: You know it 🤪 🍋: [5 images attached]

🍋: Should we play minecraft? I wanna finish our train 🍒: Tan said he doesn't want to :( 🍋: Tell him to mind his business

🍋: I was drinking bubble tea and choked on the balls so I spilled the drink everywhere 🍋: Now Tan won't even look at me

🍋: I've been looking for my gun for 2 hours only to realize I don't have it anymore 🤣🤣🤣🤣💃🥳😆😼😼

🍒: He's my little anal ☺️ 🍒: ANGEL 🍒: ANGEL I MEANT ANGEL 🍋: THE WAY I SCREAMED 🍒: DON'T SHOW THIS TO HIM 🍋: HE'S LOOKING AT ME NOOO 😭😭

🍊🍋🍒) The fruit bowl

🍒: Do you ever just 🍋: Yeah, but 🍋: Yk? 🍒: Damn man I sure do 🍊: Is this why you two created this group chat? 🍋: Actually it's so you can like and subscribe 🤯👽❓ 🍒: But first, a word from our sponsor!! 🍊: I'm so done with you both

🍋: Should I dye my hair? 🍊: Absolutely fucking not 🍒: Pookie no it won't look as good as it does now!! 🍋: Love you guys 🫶 🍋: I already bought the hair dye 🍊: WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK? 🍋: I'm in a silly goofy mood 🍋: So green or blue? 🍊: I will smash your head through a window 🍒: LEM LISTEN TO US!! 🍋: Yo I kinda look like the joker

🍒: [2 images attached, it's photos of Tan and Cherry hugging] 🍒: These look so good! 🍒: Lem best wingman AND photographer 🍋: Fucking finally. It was getting annoying 🍊: Would you stop it already? 🍒: Yeah, it wasn't THAT bad 🍋: [1 image attached, text convo of Tan talking about Cherry to Lem] 🍊: DELTE THST RIGHT FUCKING NOW 🍒: 🤣 🍋: Oh I know you're not laughing Cherry 🍋: [1 image attached, text convo of Cherry gushing about Tan to Lem] 🍒: THAT'S MESSED UP

+ bonus 🍊: Made her laugh today and I can't get it out of my head 🍊: It's driving me nuts 🍊: I must've looked fucking stupid the way I just stared at her 🍋: Talking about her again? 🍊: Who else do I ever talk about you nob 🍋: So did you ask her out? 🍊: What do you think? 🍋: I'm thinking no because you're a pussy 🍊: Fuck off

🍒: Ok so I was talking to him earlier today and he just put his hand on my shoulder and got really close to my face but I feel like he was mostly looking at my lips. Maybe it was just my imagination 🍒: Anyway, does he do this to everyone? 🍋: Girl

hii angel!!! I really do want to be able to write them for you, I’ll keep them in my inbox and will def try to do one of them, but if not, keep them noted down and I’ll get around to them eventually 💓💓

THESE ARE SO FUN!!!?? loved them all, especially..

^ why would he tell us if he doesn’t want us snooping??????

^ lem would be the mediator, trying to rationalise tan not to shave (even if he was messing) he doesn’t want to see his bro with a baby face

^ ALL OF THAT😭😭 and then, you look lovely. I HAVE A PICTURE IN MY HEAD AND I NEED TO ADD IT bc it works well and obviously bc it’s hot 😩😩😩😩😩😩

^ tan would be acting like he doesn’t know lem😭

^😭😭😭😭😭 we just have random half conversations (but we each no exactly what the other is thinking) and it just annoys tan sm. “what did you think about that thing?” “that was so crazy. what did you think about that other thing? not that thing but another thing?” “holy shit man, but did you see?” “RIGHT? and then?” “omg😭”

^ lem got the receipts 😭😭😭😭

^😭😭😭😭 “bc you’re a pussy” and “girl” lmao

[melobin]

almost had a heart attack seeing that wonbin pic anon just sent...im gonna bang my head againt the wall I WANT HIM SO BAD

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he’s SOOOO fine it’s insane what the fuck

[nocylipcowa]

bangs my heaf against the wall bangs my head agaunst the wall bangs my head againt teh wall bangd my head againts the wall bandgs my head ajainst tje wall bands may h ew ad ahainst tha wall

[liamyalgia]

labels surrounding autism is such a complex topic and it makes me want to bang my head againt the walls 

[bitchkay]

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[livetogether--diealone]

WHOOOORE

[meatpower]

Might actually have a meltdown if my brother doesn't stop making sounds like a fucking seal suffering from seasonal allergies in the next room . I can't take this bro. I'm trying to sleep. Other Ppl don't usually even register it but autism wants me dead I can't stand these sounds at all it feels like being possessed

[noises-of-nothing]

Instead of actually finishing any of my WIPs, I have decided to just read what I do have and correct it over and over and over again

[alwayschoppedtaco]

memes ll c.e.

pairing: chris evans x wife!reader

warning: none :)

summary: you and chris like to post funny pics of each other

instagram edit

faceclaim: Elizabeth Olsen

masterlist  

y/n_evans

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y/n_evans me when i found out that @chrisevans was doing a puppy interview

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chrisevans hahaha you’re so funny 😐

y/n_evans love you christopher 

fanone awwww *bangs head againts the wall*

user1one they are such an adorable couple

lizzobeeating i feel you girl @y/n_evans 

y/n_evans hes so hot its not fair 😌

userfive currently freaking out 

chrisevans

liked by lizzobeeating, scottevansgram, simuliu, and others

chrisevans me when @y/n_evans uses memes of me 

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y/n_evans christopher you hypocrite 

chrisevans you know you love me

fanthree her calling him christopher 😍

scottevansgram she did it better

y/n_evans thanks scott 😎

chrisevans really?

usertwotwo hahaha sleeping on the highway tonight 

y/n_evans

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y/n_evans christopher in his frat boy era 😌

tagged: @chrisevans 

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chrisevans and yet you still married me

y/n_evans my mistake

chrisevans  😑

fanfour they are so adorable

scottevansgram i have so many more photos like this 😂

y/n_evans send them 😁

chrisevans do not send them 😐

chrisevans

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chrisevans me whenever y/n/n posts a bad pic of me

tagged: @y/n_evans 

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y/n_evans i have so many more thanks to scott

chrisevans I will call your mom and ask for more baby photos

y/n_evans you wouldn’t dare

chrisevans 😁

userfive5 hottest woman 

y/n_chris shes so cute though 

fan32 their relationship convinces me that love is real

chrisishot romeo and juliet who? i only know y/n and chris 😎

y/n_evans

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y/n_evans premiere night 

tagged: @marvel @chrisevans

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chrisevans hey siri divorce lawyers near me?

marvel iconic 🔥

fansix she is so funny

user4 bahahahaha i love their relationship so much

scottevansgram someone had to be the funny one in the marriage

y/n_evans happy to fill that role

chrisevans 😐

[poseidonsarmoury]

HES PERFECT HES PERFECT HES PERFECT HES PERFECT HES PERFECT IM CRYING SCREAMING BANGING MY HEAD AGAINT A WALL ITS HAPPENING OMG AHHHHHHHHHHH

@windbyfire’s rendition of walker scobell as percy

[isimpoveryou]

Angus Cloud x Reader

Pronouns: she/her

Fc: Emma Laird

{𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓}

euphoria ✔︎

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euphoria i guess cara wasn't happy about nate and cassie

📸 @anguscloud

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y/nfan02 AS SHE SHOULD

yourinstagram petition for maddy and cara beat up nate and cassie

alexademia FUCK YES @euphoria

euphoria 😉😉

anguscloud enough about nate and cassie, and more about fez and cara

angusfan04 I AGREE, WE WANT TO SEE FEZRA HAPPENING HERE

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anguscloud ✔︎

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anguscloud Happy valentines day to this beautiful lady right here 🍓💕👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

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angusfan03 FUCK THEY ARE CUTE

y/nfan01 awwww *bangs head againts the wall*

maudeapatow you guys disgust yet aw me at the same time

angusfan06 oh to be y/n

yourinstagram happy valentines lovie, i love you

anguscloud love you more

yourinstagram ✔︎

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yourinstagram my forever cuddle buddy

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angusfan02 WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE JAZJISS

y/nfan03 hey god its me again

zendaya double date was a success 🥳

yourinstagram HELL YEAH

angusfan05 I REPEAT ZENDAYA, TOM, Y/N, AND ANGUS WENT OUT ON A DOUBLE DATE

alexademia look at him, going all softie