#batmoose

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Bruce: No.

Damian: Father-

Bruce: NO.

Damian: His name is Steven.

Bruce: Absolutely not!

Damian: We weaponize fear, father. Steven will strike fear into the hearts of Gotham's criminals.

Bruce: You cannot ride a moose into battle!

Damian, astride Steven the Moose: He only lets me ride him. We will not need to worry about Steven turning traitor.

Bruce: Moose are not domesticated animals, Damian, you can't keep it.

Damian: Todd isn't domesticated either and you kept him.

Jason: Damn straight I’m not.

Bruce, sighing: Jason, you’re not helping.

Jason: And you expected otherwise?

Tim, walking in: Is that a moose?

Bruce: *sighs*

Tim: Huh. What’s its name?

Damian: Steven.

Tim: Cool.

[mosimyri]

The incredible Batmoose! (Aka Moose Wayne but shh! It's a secret!)

[nordinor]

This is a thing in West Yellowstone, Montana. #montana #yellowstone #hiking #travel #adventure #batmoose (at West Yellowstone, Montana) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx0lO_YnzsI/?igshid=1wxtz9ckm9idy

[whelvenwings]

Butts (Also your christmas fic was adorable, how dare you)

green butts

JIGGLY GREEN BUTTS

(thank u so much natmoose who is not from canada, ily and I dare because dare is an anagram of read and I must frequently do anything that is a configuration of those letters, dear)

[soawkward-blog]

Batmoose

Art credit:

https://cremexbutter.deviantart.com/art/batmoose-465615318

https://king-kode.deviantart.com/art/BATMOOSE-REF-2014-468657260

[tokyomoose]

Ba ba ba ba ba ba BATMOOSE!

[lorin-irena]

Getting to know you better.

Thank you for the tag @soulless-blunder​

1. Who was the first person that followed you On Tumblr? @urs-illiad​

2. Do you still talk to that person? I do.

3. What brought you to Tumblr?  Curiosity

4. How long have you been on Tumblr. 5+ years

5. Have you ever meet anyone in person from Tumblr? Yes I have.

6. If you had one thing to change on Tumblr what would it be? Not changing things that aren’t broken and fixing the things that need it. I agree with this.

7. What’s your favorite memory on Tumblr? I have way too many to choose just one

8. Is there someone you want to meet from Tumblr? Yes. And it would be amazing.

9. Do you have photos of yourself on your blog? Yes I do.

Ok I'll try tagging some people this time. Although I usually just leave it open. So @aravenlunatic​, @ponderosabuddha​, @byakko​, @the-secret-life-of-ravens​, @garnunkle-screwt​, @batmoose-7​, @tomito-san​, @sirencallsmehome​, @misterc2u2​, @yoda-2691​, @imickeyd​, @kat-tastic​, @dimlightofalostdream​, @mageg​ give it a go. Love y'all

[exploringesse]

The Batmoose!

Kind of an odd one; but I saw and knew I had to! (lol)

This is a shirt I found at Niagara Falls. I didn't buy it; but the design on it reminds me of the Batman symbol (xD!) So I took a pic to share. It IS a moose, though.

~ɘ̧̝̓̀Ş͔̣̊͂ḉ̆̍͜ͅ

[memes-of-rp-blog]

Straight from my best friend || Part 2 || starter sentences

“I am horny, please impregnate me.”

“I like this- I’m high.”

“Let’s have some more alcohol.”

“I don’t like the red ones.”

“Together we make one feet.”

“Friends laugh when the other falls down.”

“I am this close to slapping you.”

“Go ahead, Princess.”

“I want to be a chicken wing.”

“Do I want to kill you?”

“Wouldn’t it be angsty and fun for me to kill you?”

“I look like a man child.”

“I feel like a boy in puberty.”

“It’s not my fault, I got it from my brother.”

“They’re upper class boob balls.”

“They’re upper class balls.”

“Also, my ear hurts.”

“I will purposefully punch you in the teeth.”

“You look like a horse.”

*Random noises*

“That wasn’t a cue for sex.”

“The batmoose commands it.”

“I’ll only kill in the name of Thomas Jefferson.”

“One of us has to be the real adult in this relationship.”

“I will bitch slap you with my boot.”

“I’m an asshole, but not that type of asshole.”

“I feel like death on a Popsicle stick.”

[myrandr]

Mighty Batmoose  💪 

[landofreflectionandcrystals]

“Half bat, half human, half moose.” “Dude, that’s 150%...” Art of my friend’s boy Vinny!! @batmoose-7

[avatarsarny]

nefertsukia replied to your post: “Cleaned 4 out of 5 bathrooms in my house in under 1.5 hours and that’s...”:

Yaaaas well done! That's pretty good.

yee thanks Nef I'm glad I made Batmoose proud :)

[nefertsukia]

khaleesi-theunburnt replied to your post “bread-making-vikings replied to your post “khaleesi-theunburnt: I...”

Now, now children ��

wait... who’s older? XD

bread-making-vikings replied to your post “bread-making-vikings replied to your post “khaleesi-theunburnt: I...”

you monster :'(

i’m a batmoose, what did you expect? rawr

[jefffafas-creation-station4fun]

Batmoose Song made for my bud Johnnie a true Moose fan!!!

[changterhune]

The new Condition Human and King Batmoose stickers look pretty rad!!! Who want some? #conditionhuman #kingbatmoose #stickers #art #artist #instaart

[jazmine8448]

My mom's roommate came downstairs wearing these.