Merlin says I know a spot and takes you to the same damn lake where he buried all his friends
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Some of my favorite insults from the Show Merlin:
How long have you been training to be a prat ✨My Lord✨
Dollophead
Spoiled arrogant brat with the brains of a donkey and the face argh hiccup of a toaaadddd
Clotpole
Arthur: "Why does everyone want to kill me?" Merlin: "I have a list under my bed, would you like me to fetch it?"
"The man makes jokes about brass..."
Careful, we don't want to put any more holes in that belt.
“Don’t think too hard, we wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.” - Merlin to Arthur
Cabbage Head
Prat
Basically everything old Merlin says.
Arthur: Describe Dollop head.
Merlin: In two words?
Arthur: Yeah
Merlin: Uh, "Prince Arthur".
Gaius- “two heads are better than one!” Merlin- “Yes! But not when one of them’s yours!”
Uther: can someone tell me what's going on?
Merlin starts talking
Uther: someone with a brain.
Gwaine: "You're a very angry man, I can see that, it must be hard being so UGLY".
Possessed Gaius was a whole mood.
Merlin cracking jokes about Simpleton-Arthur.
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ITS ME BOY. THE DRAGON SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN.. YEAH.
LISTEN TO ME BOY. LEAVE THAT OLD MAN. WE DONT NEED HIM. YEAH YOU NEED ME BOY. FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION
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The Knights Know AU
arthur: why did none of you ever tell me merlin was a sorcerer?
lancelot: i wouldn’t betray him like that.
elyan: it wasn’t my business.
leon: plausible deniability, and it kept you safe.
percival: i didn’t know it was a secret.
gwaine: it was funny.
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