#bc MC gets into some shit and [redacted]

[libras-interactives]

Will we end up with the love interest we chose at the end?: utdm

I think you mean, is the MC still together with them? Kind of. There's no hating each other or tragic break-ups if that's what you mean.

Ive already said it many times - im not nearly to the ending, its not 100% set in stone.

[tapioca-puddingg]

Poppy Playtime Thinkpieces

This isn't a detailed analysis, just spit balling some headcanons

I'm actually telling the truth this time

EDITED 2/10/2024

So I don't think the protagonist is the only surviving (ex)employee

I think there were others that either called in sick or just weren't scheduled to work on the day the Hour of Joy happened

And also the higher-ups that probably work in some office miles away from the Playtime Co. factory

Maybe the higher-ups tried to reach out to the employees for something company-related, and when they couldn't get ahold of anyone, they pulled up the security footage and saw the massacre happening

They said "yup, shut it down"

The surviving employees probably received a mass email stating that they had been let go, effective immediately

Maybe the protagonist started asking the survivors and was like "hey wtf happened"

Or like "hey I haven't seen so-and-so for a long time, do you know what happened to them?"

They probably was like "shit idk"

Then the MC might've went to corporate directly to inquire about why they got let go

Most likely they got some kind of canned response, so they were of no help

Speaking of the Hour of Joy, that might've been one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen in a horror game

So after years of trying to find some answers and getting nowhere, they decide to go back to the factory and conduct some kind of investigation themselves, which was probably a huge mistake on their part

But this ofc largely depends on how high the MC was in the company and if they knew about the experiments

The Home Sweet Home PT section does heavily imply that the MC was aware of the experiments and was complicit in them

But the MC could be innocent and just has survivor's guilt. Who knows

Playtime Co. has an upwards of 200 employees, many of which had spouses, children, parents, friends, somebody that would miss their presence

Maybe we'll find out about the specifics later, but this had to have been a HUGE scandal. There's no way that that many ppl go missing and it doesn't cause an uproar

Playtime Co. must've tried extremely hard to suppress this case

Another thing I thought about was the fact that Elliot Ludwig's face is always redacted in the tapes

Why is his identity always protected?

It makes me think of the news report we heard where a boy's body was found on the "late Elliot Ludwig's estate"

"The late" meaning Ludwig had already passed away when the body was discovered

Maybe Ludwig was responsible for the murder, or at least was involved, and they censor his face bc they don't want to look bad

Also I can't imagine this story having a happy ending

Personally I think Poppy is manipulating the MC. I think Poppy and those that are aligned with her are using the MC to do their bidding and kill the toys that are in their way so that they can escape

But I can't shake this feeling that she's gonna betray the MC once The Prototype is killed

But whether her feelings are genuine or not, I don't know

There has to be a reason why she was the only toy to be imprisoned

Like once they're about to escape she'll pull a fast one

Okay that's all I got I think. Brain broken

Back to the shadows I go ✌🏽

[blueiight]

hello! how are you?

for the series ask, could you do lotgh?

hi! this question is framed so politely… im hangover grumpy but other than that im doing well..

Favorite character

cheating a little by doing this in tiers so empire side i like reinhard, kircheis, oberstein, reuenthal & hilde… alliance side i like yang, jessica, schonkopf (u notice i like good ideological challenges to MCs in this series) & julian

Second favorite character

n on the next tier of faves is mittermeyer, dusty, dominique, elfriede (an enemy of reuenthal is a friend of mine), frederica (if only tanaka knew women had interiority amirite), and many more

Least favorite character

its not so much least favorite character so much as it is i feel like bc tanaka really is so harsh about religion (& i say this as a nonbeliever myself but u cant deny that religion is a powerful social force) the entire earth cult as a concept really suffers in the writing of canon... and ova designers what the fuck was they doing w machungo’s design

The character I’m most like

ummmm ..i think if i said it id be subject to fines and cancellations so... u can decide ^_^

Favorite pairing

reinhard/kircheis, mittermeyer/reuenthal, reinhard/reuenthal, everybody/yang .. getting into crack pairs here dominique/el & ferobe :3

Least favorite pairing

its not hate cuz i love their dynamic but framing reinhilde as a love match is hilarious .. i can buy yang/frederica cuz yang is need of mommy doms but reinhilde is a lavender marriage. also ry would also be a lavender marriage to me the appeal of reinyang is yang to reinhard is like the girl that got away .. reinhard’s one true ‘equal’ that he could never gain supremacy over or sublimate into his camp. and yang has a sort of abstract admiration for reinhard as a historical figure but also recognizes that hes his ideological foe/nightmare of sorts in the present lol

Favorite moment

the kunmel incident itself, when reuenthal is at his desk in the ova and is like ‘this is everything in my life that built up to this incident’ (literally have a drunken thinkpiece about it somewhere on this blog), hilde saving reinhard at vermillion, reinhard & yang meeting..the dishonor gaiden (ngl i need me some thyoxin)+ ‘dont be nice to anyone but me and my sister kircheis’ gaiden …oberstein’s REDACTED

Rating out of 10

7.5/10, to me history, mini odysseys n shit n mythmaking by characters in a narrative is something tanaka seems to have a consistent interest in if u take his other works into account and i feel like u can tell that lotgh was his first foray into space opera & milsf w/o even getting into his other works .. theres lingering plot threads that dont rly go anywhere or arent answered satisfactorily (the entire earth cult-fezzan-lang connection is rly weak in terms of writing. yang disavowing conspiracies & terrorism as ‘impacting the flow of history’ couldve been a cruel stroke of irony if the terrorist conspiracy was in anyway narratively coherent).& an overarching motif of the series being the idea of ‘might makes right’ not only attracts an unsavory crowd of fans to say it politely.. but it also weakens a good bit of the series as yang is physically ‘weak’ but mentally + strategically a genius , he has no real conflicting force in his camp outside of schonkopf at a certain point where reinhard has oberstein hilde + reuenthal who all have their own ideological deigns on him as hes the leader of his camp. yang being so cerebral + very easygoing/bereft of the desire to have power dynamics despite being a military leader (seeing his subordinates as friends, rather than lord and master) makes him a very fun character but in later arcs it lends him to being a bit of a device/ insert for meta ideals more than having internal conflicts as a character of his own right & it makes me so sad bc just when he has one of his biggest dilemmas he CENSORED. also if the story dealt w/ reinhard’s final arc more (namely the revelation he has of REDACTED considering how much of his identity is built around his militaristic might) id rly love it. im speaking vaguely bc my friends r watching & ion wanna spoil and i also feel like im being mean to this series but i rly do like this series TTvTT

[spandexual]

#literally just use deluge and a VPN if your ISP is a phone service provider#or even the fucking internet archive like goddamn#there was also people buying the bootleg DVDs not understanding that... DVDs can be bootleged... but EVEN THOSE USE OVERTIME SUBS LMAO lmao yeah

even O-T2.0 is still vastly superior to every other running subgroup lmao it's not like Heat was ever perfect in the first place but god the amount of shitsubs out there really makes them look it

but yeah you guys Have to torrent this shit and if you don't know how check da fucking r/Piracy megathread and LEARN instead of being spoonfed the worst possible often just straight up incorrect subs And viruses on shitty streaming sites with dogshit ass video quality

here are the subgroups I've used for every toku I've watched so far btw:

BEST POSSIBLE SUBS + VIDEO QUALITY (FOR WHAT IT IS)

Over-Time: The Hero Yoshihiko, Abaranger, Dekaranger, Timeranger (unfortunately only up to 32), W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard, Shinkenger, Gokaiger, Go-Busters, Kyoryuger, ToQger, Ninninger, Zyuohger, Kyuranger, Amazons, Drive, Ghost, Zi-O, Zero-One, Zenkaiger, Donbrothers, Kingohger, Boonboomger (OZC will usually use O-T subs for bluray releases with the highest possible video quality so if you can't find the O-T versions look for OZC and hope you have enough HD space. Zichz for Zenkaiger, CGI-Festival for Donbros) EXCITE!: Blade, Ex-Aid, Geats MFC (MillionFold Curiosity): Gingaman, Megaranger, Goseiger, pretty sure they did most of the subs that Shout stole actually HaroRangers: Carranger G.U.I.S (Grown Ups In Spandex): Jetman, Kakuranger, pretty sure what Shout didn't steal from MFC they stole from GUIS, minus the really helpful contextual text files they include Aesir: if you truly must watch Gaim for some reason Geki-Senshi: Gekiranger (if you only ever watch one non-TVN show and you're otherwise a TVN diehard WATCH THIS ONE because the TVN sub is literally still half un-translated they didn't even try with the Janspeak and Chinese/martial arts terms lol) (also you should just watch Gekiranger because it's god tier)

FINE (some of these are scrubs and should hopefully be replaced by resubs but generally at least better video than TVN which I know isn't saying much lol)

RWR: Dairanger Imagination Station: Abaranger, GoGoV (didn't actually watch this lol just downloaded it but if it's not a massive dip in quality from Abaren then it's probably Fine) go-anon: Go-Onger MCS (Midnight Crew Subs): Kuuga GSF! (Gao Souls Forever!): Gaoranger gomen rider: Agito SS (Shushutto): Hurricanger, Hibiki tinyhenshin: Magiranger (considering that TVN Magiranger is somehow even worse than Faiz it's something. Where the infamous "obakachantachi" comes from) Dodgy (crunchyroll subs rip, not a fansub): Ultraman Orb

NOT GREAT, BOB

Nemet: Battle Fever J YoY/Earthly: Kabuto (really not good so it gets put here instead of Fine but at least the video is better than TVN) TV-Nihon or "anon": Cutie Honey The Live, last part of Timeranger deeply unfortunately, Ryuki also deeply unfortunately, Faiz (possibly one of their worst outings, almost loops back around into being funny with how poorly subbed it is), Boukenger, Den-O (excruciating considering 99% of Den-O's comedy is manzai but hey look forward to new subs from [REDACTED!] soon), Kiva (deserve)

FUNNIEST POSSIBLE AND HONESTLY MOST ACCURATE WAY TO EXPERIENCE KAMEN RIDER DECADE

Mega-Anon 1-13 sans 4 and 5 which are done by HikariSenshi, 14-17 HS, MCS 16-17, NTN 18-31 sans 24-25 which are done by O-T, TVN Net Movies, O-T/OZC movie-movies yes this was a real batch download put together by a real person and I really did watch it this way all are available either on the cat site or gdrives just put a little effort into your hobby and just ask someone if you can't find anything other than TVN lmao bc unless it's a net video there's almost always another option

how many times do you guys need to be told that TVN are incompetent video packers at best and literally so bad at translating they change entire plotlines at worst for you to watch fucking OVER-TIME instead. For ToQger of all things when poetry and subtlety and obfuscation is a huge part of the story. Be so fucking serious omg

[the-nysh]

All your posts abt Trigun has me wanting to watch/read it now. But like ... How much damage should I expect to recieve from this? Is it Evangelion level type of hurt or what? Is it tragic, traumatic, and homosexual(even just enough to feed my gay brain)? Pls advise.

Yes, there's MUCH emotional damage, but in a good way. That completely devastates and traumatizes you, then heals you with a genuinely hopeful message of love & peace. :'3 (So don't worry, bc despite all the fucked up tragedies and suffering, the ending is still a bittersweet happy one.) The manga is one of those gems that will probably change your life~ and/or go insane with the Feels, as I don't think I've seen any fan who has come out of it emotionally stable or 'ok' 8'D. Extremely worth it, but it's a hard seinen with some pretty difficult/heavy content for some to stomach. And oh yes, from my ace eyes, it was quite disastrously bi too (nothing explicit, but more...Victorian style longing for solace that's subtle/artful in a way I like) - swinging both ways that were meaningful, poignant, and important to the mc in different ways (so yes, Vash has two hands for Wolfwood & Meryl). However, as a fair warning, one of them is perpetually doomed by the narrative, which made me mentally bluescreen when [redacted] happened, that I probably still haven't recovered from to fully process it - so I'll just say, cherish it while it lasts. :')) And don't ignore the women also, because they rock~

Also fyi, the old 98 anime, manga, and new anime are all different tellings of the story. :O So to introduce yourself and get the most out of all the lore, trying it out in release order is probably what I'd recommend (as that's what I did, tho I grew up with the old anime-eng dub first as a kid too.) Note that the old anime has a lot more filler/humorous moments (as it was made before the manga finished, and they characterized the mc as a bit of a skirt-chaser for some outdated gags, when he's not Like That in the actual manga and new series at all, so just Be Aware that that's a thing you can ignore) so it tells a different story than what the manga becomes, but to slowly introduce you to [The Pain] that happens around mid-way, the old anime can 'gently' prepare you for the meat of the manga, because oh, it goes way harder than anything the old anime showed. :'3

And the current Stampede anime is utilizing manga-only endgame elements/lore in new ways that are fun to catch if you've already read the manga too (and I'd say in vibe it's much closer/accurate to the manga's too, meaning there's not much relation it has to the old anime, so you can safely separate them), but just don't expect the new anime to be exactly like the other two either, as it's still its own separate thing - so that means, all in all, Trigun is 'holy shit 3 cakes!' worth of content to enjoy~

[gallus-rising]

here we go. i’m doing it and no one can stop me

i am (going to attempt) to rank all stands by sexiness starting with the JoJo’s themselves. by the end of this “project” all of the winners will be pitted against each other in a final showdown, as judged by me, Standfucker Extraordinaire. unfortunately no TJL stands will be included as we’ve not seen enough of them in action. sorry Jodio 😔

plz keep in mind that these are only my objectively correct opinions u-u

11: Tusk Act 1

marketable plushie lookin ass

10: Tusk Act 3

change up the colors and this thing the world’s ugliest sleep paralysis demon

9: Hermit Purple

its just vines. idk what i’m supposed to say. comes w Joseph’s slut energy built in. it’s cool that its purple i guess?

8: Tusk Act 2

Johnny you have 4 stands and almost all of them are ugly as sin wtf man. the design is finally fun so points for that at least

7: Crazy Diamond

now we’re getting onto the fuckable stands babyyyy

Crazy Diamond is just a tad much. his colors are ok, the hearts coordinating w Josuke’s design are cute. but then there’s the plating, the helmet, the tubes(??), and he even suffers from jjba Codpiece Syndrome. it’s all a bit much and doesn’t quite fit. in some of the anime promo art they gave him a sparkly diamond texture, but besides that i don’t care for him all that much.

6: Star Platinum

using the DiU palette bc of all the Star Platinum colors it’s the best. the pastels are cute and make for a fun contrast w the big muscles

an oldie but a goldie. bc Araki hadn’t gotten his footing w stand designs yet Splat looks more unique in retrospect. hair and clothing, capable of facial expressions, a tasteful loincloth as opposed to Another Fucking Codpiece.

i also think it’s cute how artists like to draw him w starry hair :>

5: Gold Experience Requiem

GER? this guy fucks. there’s simply no other way to put it. he fucks so hard. unfortunately points have to be redacted for that dead eyed stare and unmoving grimace. GER could be so much higher if he didn’t have such an awful baked in expression and this will become an unfortunate running theme. maybe if GER had more screen time that could be mitigated, but alas...

4: Stone Free

one of the few female stands, which sucks bc Araki goes off w girl stands. just look at her. the blue accented by gray, the radical bright green sunglasses, the sexy hints at her string powers, she even complements Jolyne nicely if stand/user synergy is needed. she’d probably be higher up if we saw more of her bc Araki prefers to show off her powers via having Jolyne psychically unravel which is fun! but does mean this beauty didn’t get enough time to shine 😔 not sure how i feel abt the bumpy texture as well. makes things a bit busy

3: Tusk Act 4

finally!! after 3 shit stands Tusk strikes gold in the final hour. its weird, its pink, its got (jo)stars its a cowboy, what more could you want??

more screen time goddamn it!! Tusk Act 4 gets like 2 and a half physical appearances across 2 parts. Araki wtf man. Tusk Act 4 just fucks so hard tho so it’s gotta be top 3

2: Soft & Wet

YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEA!!! NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A FUCKABLE STAND! Soft & Wet is the platonic ideal of a MC stand. fun mechanical parts, cute little face, the Stand Tubes finally serve an aesthetic purpose and aren’t just awkwardly tacked on. he also has such pleasing colors and silhouette. i love him so much and he’s easily one of the best, cutest, most sexy stands in all of jjba

However

Soft & Wet has 3 variants and they all look the same. base Soft & Wet, Josefumi’s Soft & Wet, and GO ⭐ BEYOND are identical. so many good multi-stage stands and Soft & Wet drops the ball on every level 😔

1: Gold Experience

Gold Experience is not just fuckable, he’s h*rny. nonstop GE everyday all the time GE is just Like That and the sheer confidence of it all overpowers the few negative aspects of his design. even the Fucking Codpiece

GE has more than 1 facial expression and a sexy alt form to mix things up. he pairs w Giorno perfectly. he’s got a Lot going on w the loud colors, ladybugs, wings, helmet, teardrop markings, vague insect texturing, and hints of The World. but unlike Crazy D it all ties together. amazing. flawless. unbelievable.

and if you don’t know what i mean when i say GE is h*rny. BEHOLD:

in every one of his Iconic poses he is dtf. the h*rniest stand for the h*rniest part. this is how it was meant to be godbless godbless and goodnight.

[hansolmates]

(secret) lovers | m

summary; the (not) best friends 2 lovers spin-off where jungkook and you are trying to hide your relationship from his old best friend  pairing; jungkook x reader (f) genre/warnings; established relationship, jiyu is now an old friend and mc went to high school w them, weeb!koo, jk n mc be kinda stanky bc they’re only going to this party for the free booze, soft dom!mc, switch!koo, whiny koo, mc calls jk a slut, cockwarming, gets really soft n’loving at the end, heavy use of the pet name [redacted] i really think this couple is meant to be diabolically dumb together w/c; 2.7k a/n; this couple is really out here living rent free in my mind. jk, mc and jiyu really just are that thruple that i love to hate and hate to love. hope u enjoy this lil spin off! 

[series masterlist]

“You made it!” 

Jiyu flings her hands out, knocking both your heads with hers in the middle in a surprisingly strong hug. It’s a complete episode of déjà vu, from the way her body smells like the peach lotion she used after gym class to the shade of coral lipgloss. From the corner of your eye, you can see the caramel brunette’s tiny face is inching closer towards your ride, her head tucking in the crook of his neck. 

“Jiyu,” you beam. You’re the first to speak, the first to dip their toe in the water. “You look great!” 

“Thank you!” she pulls away, popping her hip against the doorway. The silky material of her coverup gleams in the sunlight, the silvery material showing off the silhouette of her bikini-clad body. Despite the fact that you’re the one who compliments Jiyu, her gaze floats over to the person next to you, “what a coincidence you two came at the same time and—oh my, and where are my manners! Come in, come in!” 

She moves away from the door, revealing an ornate lobby and two twin stairwells. You can’t help but light up at the beautiful crystal chandelier, flecks of pink and blue flickering in your eyes.  Further down the hallway you spot open glass doors that lead to a large backyard that overlooks the lake. Some people are already sitting by the dock, lounging about with drinks and happy smiles on their faces. 

“Actually,” Oh, he speaks. You think with a small smile on your face, side eyeing the man of the minute, “I forgot the rest of my luggage. We’ll meet you inside.” 

“Okay!” Jiyu smiles, “I’ll make you guys some drinks.” 

As soon as the door shuts, Jeon Jungkook, your boyfriend for three years blurts out, “She still has a crush on me.” 

You snort, taking off the duffle bag that’s hiding behind your back. Continuing to stand awkwardly at the front door, you prepare yourself to console your boyfriend’s worries. “She still has heart-eyes for you, Koo,” you tease, pinching his side. 

His eyes are big and swimming with guilt, “We should tell her.” 

“Oh, baby. We can’t break her heart this weekend.” 

“But love, it’s her birthday.” 

“Exactly,” you chirp, bumping your head against his arm, “can’t break her heart on her birthday.” 

Jiyu is an old high school friend. Class president, straight As, and even vied for prom queen. The only thing she wasn’t able to obtain throughout her high school years was Jeon Jungkook, the object of her affections. They were best friends in elementary school, eventually turning into distant friends as their interests changed and they got older. Yet, Jiyu still tried to insert herself into Jungkook’s life. Back in high school it was surely cute, the way she’d pine from the back of the room and place anonymous love letters in his locker, but Jungkook wasn’t interested and avoided any of her advances. Fast forward ten years later and it seems like old flames never die out. 

The meetups with Jiyu have been scarce since college and only in large groups. As former class president, she decided to hold a little reunion for her old friends, taking advantage of her stellar job benefits. A weekend in the woods, perfectly balmy and far away from the city. 

“I don’t wanna lie,” Jungkook nearly whines, pink lips warbling at your inability to budge. 

“Mm,” you hum, tracing the fingers across the seam of his back pocket. His boardshorts hide nothing, and you curl your fingers around the swell of his plump bum, “be good for me and tell a little white lie, will you?” 

Jeon Jungkook, former President of the Anime Club, prom king candidate and your favorite nerd in the entire world. 

A teeny tiny lie won’t hurt anyone. After all, you haven’t seen your high school buddies in literal years, and they wouldn’t dare bother to make a fuss about your relationship. In fact, they don’t know of your relationship with Jungkook. The two of you reconnected randomly, some spontaneous holiday party Kim Seokjin is always inclined to throw. You barely made eye contact the first two hours into it, not really wanting to go back to the hellhole that was your late teenage years. Nevertheless, by the end of the night the two of you couldn’t help yourself. 

As you look around the room with utmost confidence, the two of you have made the finest glow up by far. At first you wanted to keep the white lie to save face, you don’t owe anyone an explanation as to how you and the President of the Anime Club hooked up. However, you’re starting to enjoy the ruse. 

Jungkook’s sitting on the other side of the backyard, looking absolutely delicious as he sips on whatever fruity cocktail he created. Judging from yours, you have a feeling his drink probably consists of 95% orange juice and 5% alcohol. 

Jiyu and him are sitting in the large netted hammock, swinging lightly. Gravity is doing its thing, and Jiyu is practically laying on top of Jungkook’s lap, her body pooling to where his meets in the middle. As soon as his thigh touches hers, his eyes flicker to you in panic. He’s shirtless, only with a pair of mid-cut shorts to protect him. The skin that touches him probably burns. 

You wink and wave him away, assuring him it’s fine. Pretending to flip your hair, you turn back to the conversation you’ve been ignoring for the past five minutes. “Man, Jungkook’s so sexy,” Im Nayeon cooes, looking longingly at Jungkook’s form. 

“Jiyu’s so lucky,” Rina eggs on, taking another shot from the tray (a tray for herself, you might add.) 

“Do you think Jiyu’s gonna get some birthday sex tonight?” 

Nayeon snorts, covering her flared nostrils with her hand. That hand eventually loops around your thigh, eagerly pushing you two together by pressing on the meat of your bare skin. “If she’s lucky! Besides, we all know Jungkook had that big crush on you junior year!” 

Her pretty bunny teeth tease you, and you can’t help but smile back in return. “What do you mean, he really liked me?” you ask innocently. 

“Oh yeah! Drew so many little pictures of you in the margins. Little anime versions of you in his favorite outfits.” Of course, you know about Jungkook’s old crush on you. He’s mentioned it in passing, paired with an adorable blush on his cheeks. Hearing it from Nayeon, the shameless grin on her lips and the ease of champagne on her breath is much more entertaining. “Rina, do you remember when Jungkook set up her desk with rose petals and chocolate in a little heart? And then in the morning the janitor sweeped it up? He was so sad!” 

“Yes! I really felt for him,” Rina pouted. 

“Oh, poor baby,” you didn’t know that bit of information. You put a hand over your heart, watching as Jungkook shares a drink with his old friend Kim Mingyu. He looks so different, yet all the same since you’ve been acquaintances in high school. He carries his own weight now, an air of confidence that he’s finally reached over time.  

“Definitely not a baby anymore,” Rina scoffs. She clicks her tongue back to where Jungkook is seated. 

The sun is doing wonders for him, highlighting every crevice of where his biceps curl and twist as he lifts his hand in another drink. Their side of the lawn is doing a toast. For what, you don’t know. You do know however, that Jiyu is trying very hard to cheer right over Jungkook’s thighs, spilling some liquid over his knees. You smirk when Jiyu sends him an apologetic grin, dabbing a napkin up and across his thighs, far away from the wet spot. 

Jungkook, the poor guy, discreetly shoves her off. He brushes his hands and gets up, letting Jiyu fall back in the hammock all by herself. Avoiding the teasing gazes of his friends, he looks into the lake, hiding his blush. 

Still a baby, you think. Your baby. 

“Jiyu was practically sitting in your lap, baby boy,” you card your hand through his dark locks, fresh and shiny from the shower. The feeling is soothing to Jungkook’s scalp until you tug, arching his neck towards your lips and twisting, “did you like that,” you mumble into his Adam’s apple, “my little slut?” 

“N-no! Never, ohgodnever—” Jungkook is sweating, fat beads rolling down his hairline and glistening across his face. His fingers are practically phasing through your skin, the crescents of his fingernails sinking into the swell of your bottom. 

You clench around his dick, your soft folds urging Jungkook closer to his release. But he knows better not to move, and instead shudders from the ministrations, breaking apart from you to dip his head into your chest. His nose pokes at the bouncy flesh, nuzzling into your breast like the softest pillow. 

“Sh-shit, love,” he cries into your skin, “you feel so warm n’soft.” 

“You need to be quiet, baby,” you murmur, playing with the curls that hang around the nape of his neck, “unless—you want someone to hear? My little slut wants everyone to hear that I’m fucking you?” 

“Mm, no,” you grin at his honest reaction, and you can feel his neck heating up at the thought. Your fingers make their way, finally ending towards the apples of his cheeks. You squish lightly, loving the way his tanned skin puffs under your fingers. “I’m—ah—not a slut. I just really love you, only you. Really wanted to hold you in my lap today and show you off,” he whimpers at the unconscious clench of your folds, “just uh—slut for you, love.” 

You giggle, tightening your thighs around your boyfriend’s tiny waist. Your other hands trail down to the ridges of his abdomen, where you two are connected. You absolutely love the way your thighs wrap around his lean waist. 

Jiyu split the floors by girls and boys, as if you’re still in high school. It took forever for everyone to fall asleep, but you managed to sneak away with your bare feet slapping against the hardwood floor. Call yourself needy, but you couldn’t imagine yourself falling asleep with at least one good night kiss. Jungkook was ten steps ahead of you. Your boyfriend was already naked when you arrived, pumping his cock across the bed and getting himself ready for you. His eyes instantly zeroed in on you in his shirt, the black material hanging off your shoulder and begging to be pulled away by his teeth. 

“If I crawled in your lap today,” you murmur into his shoulder, “our whole secret would’ve been thrown out the window.” 

“I wouldn’t have minded, even if Jiyu got hurt,” Jungkook admits, running his hands up and down your back, “I wanna marry you, y’know.” 

You freeze in your ministrations, suddenly feeling the room go cold. Not in an unpleasant way, but the room freezes, the blue-white light of the moon igniting the seriousness in Jungkook’s gaze. You force yourself to stay on his lap, let his cock settle between your folds. The juices of your coupling are dripping down each other’s legs, cooling at your thighs and onto the white blankets. 

“You wanna marry me?” you echo, running your thumbs across his shiny lips. 

Of course, you’re at that age. Everyone around you is getting married, heck many people your age are already in the middle of creating a family, going on vacations to Disney and picnics in the playground. And yes, you also have thought about marrying Jungkook, he’s the only man you can picture marrying. Yet, hearing it out loud and from him only further fuels your desire to make these thoughts a reality. 

He kisses your thumbs, lips smushing against the pads. “Of course I do, love. You’re it for me.” 

You relinquish, slowly pulling yourself off of him. He’s still hard as you untack yourself, his member slapping against his belly button as he watches you in confusion. You make a show of fluffing up the pillows, arching your back and wiggling your ass as you make yourself comfortable to lay on your back. 

“Show me, baby,” you spread your legs for him, gesturing for him to come closer with a curl of your finger, “show me how much you want to marry me.” 

Jungkook smirks, hands immediately pumping with a squelching sound resulting from yours and his combined arousal. You love it when Jungkook takes the lead, just as much as you do. It makes you feel like a pillow princess, especially when you feel lovey sex is on the way. “Will you be quiet? Just like you tried to make me quiet?” he rasps, wrapping a hand around your waist to arch you up. 

“Depends on how good you are.” 

The head of his dick rubs against your clit, slapping lightly at the shiny skin. You both moan when he finally gives you what you both need. As soon as the tip of his dick sinks down, you feel like you’ve both hit home. It doesn’t take long for him to find his pace, naturally throwing your leg over his shoulder for added leverage. 

“Oh—fuck, baby,” you tug at his hair, pulling him in for a wet kiss. You don’t care that you’re slobbering all over him, the bed creaking and squeaking against his minstraitions. “I—uh, you feel so deep—yes!” 

“When we’re married I’ll fuck you every day like this, love,” he whispers between your lips, thrusting in a particularly sensitive spot that has you arching your back and pulling your chest to his, “I—ugh, I love you so much.” 

“Love you. Love youlovelove—ah! Kook, I’m—” 

The two of you don’t spare any time, the sun will eventually rise and you’ll be back to playing strangers. Jungkook pounds you into the mattress, nails you with enough cum for you to last the next day without having to sneak into each other’s room like horny teenagers. The roughness is smoothed out by love and bliss, eager at the thought of going home and anticipating a permanent life together. 

Five minutes later, you’re starting to feel a little too sticky. “Ohmygod—I need to fucking pee,” you pull yourself away from Jungkook’s sweaty body, palming around for your t-shirt.

“Just pee on the bed,” Jungkook grins. 

“You’d like that, wouldn’t you,” you make a face, “nasty.” 

“You like that I’m nasty.” 

“Yeah yeah.” 

With one last kiss, you skip away from his bedroom and close the door behind you. Unfortunately, as soon as you take five steps in the direction of the bathroom, somebody emerges from the shadows. 

“Holy shit, Jiyu,” you put a hand on your heart, eyes widening at her peeking in from the hallway. “You scared me.” 

“I’m so sorry,” she frowns, squinting her eyes to make you out in the dark. It’s easier to see her in her white slip, a thin chiffon material that barely covers her thighs. 

You don’t question why she’s out in the hallway in really pretty lingerie, or why she’s on the boy’s side of the house. So much for being discreet. Then again, there must be an ulterior motive for her if she’s already here, five feet away from Jungkook’s room. You wouldn’t have been caught if she hadn’t been so sneaky. (Well, not so sneaky. You got to him first.) You smell like sweat, arousal, and Jungkook. The shirt you’re wearing feels far too short and the cum in your panties feels tacky and gooey. You feel like a teenager being caught smoking. 

“Why?” Jiyu’s voice suddenly sounds as dark as the early morning, no sign of the sun. 

“Why what?” you answer, furrowing your brows at the sudden change in demeanor. 

“Why?” she hisses, eyes wide with pain and confusion, “why Jungkook?” 

You frown, not liking her attitude. Did she think it was a contest to who would fuck Jungkook first? Did she think she was being slick, sneaking away into a bedroom she has no business being in, even if he was single? You could laugh. So despite your height you steel yourself, looking at Jiyu straight in the eye. 

“Because Jungkook’s mine, and I’m marrying him.” 

As you pad down the hallway as fast as you can, you send Jungkook a quick text. 

[5:44AM] love: pack it up. Plan b go fake a fever we gotta go lol

[thehouseoflamentation]

Hi! I just had a thought about the brothers becoming sisters for a week and, of course, they would be in their periods. Like, Mammon pissed off some witch and she put a curse on them. I was wondering if you could do a scenario or a hc about it , whatever is easier for you! Your work is awesome btw, don't let anyone tell you otherwise!😄💘

I’m about to project all my suffering onto these demons just watch. Also if I remember correctly, @cigarettebreath666 wrote something with the same prompt so check them out too if you like.

Lucifer

Like everyone else, he’s pissed about the whole situation. He’s already busy with paperwork and student council duties but now he’s cursed and on top of that has to deal with his period.

At first he thought he could deal with the bodily changes but when the first wave of cramps came shit hit the fan. He could barely focus on anything because of the pain but his pride made him soldier on through student council meetings and other tasks.

He would probably try going after Mammon for causing all this but then again it’s hard to move/run when you’re on your period. Instead he swears he’ll get revenge once it’s all over.

On the bright side Lucifer wears tons of dark clothes so if anything he at least has that advantage.

Mammon

Everyone is mad at him, his stomach hurts, he feels like shit and just wants to lie down next to MC.

It takes a lot of will power to push through with his modeling gigs and other schemes but considering he’s probably been through worse punishments he is able to manage.

He gets even more clingy around MC and doesn’t wanna be left alone. He’ll probably use his suffering as an excuse to cuddle and be around MC more and it fucking works.

He’s gonna need MC’s help to hide him bc once this blows over god knows his bros are gonna be after him as soon as they have the ability to run again.

Leviathan

Tbh he probably didn’t realize he was on his period until he made the mistake of sitting in his bathtub and seeing the water turn red. To which he immediately jumped out and panicked because he thought he was hurt or dying.

He’d probably become even more of a recluse and stay in his room until his period is over.

Playing games and watching reruns of TSL cheers him up a little. He would only let MC in occasionally when he really needs some extra comfort from the pain.

Satan

He’s heard MC say “Satan’s red waterfall” once and for the first time in his life he’s experiencing it firsthand.

He is mad at everything and being on his period is only going to amplify those emotions

“I swear if one more person asks me if I’m moody bc of my period I’M GOING TO [REDACTED]”

Unlike his brothers his cramps actually aren’t that bad but unfortunately because the universe is a dick and has decided that his pain level needs to be balanced he instead has debilitating back pain.

He is suffering all hours of the day and can’t even find a comfortable position to sit and read in because his spine feels like an accordion 99% of the time.

Asmodeus

Asmo the first day of the curse: Ohhh! This isn’t so bad! I wonder what this body can do Ow<

Asmo when he first gets his period: I want off this hell experience

He’s still horny but he’s bouncing between “I wanna fuck!” and “dO noT TOUCH ME!!!!!!”

The cramps are just as bad but the worst part for him is that his complexion also took a turn for the worst when his period started.

He’ll probably start being a shut in like Levi if this goes on for too long.

Beelzebub

The fact that he works out might help with his period a bit but he still gets cramps like the rest of his bros.

Playing sports might be a bit more difficult especially considering he plays contact sports. Still he’s a demon and has probably been through worse but he’d be lying if he said his stomach didn’t feel like it was tying itself in knots.

Once he hears that chocolate helps with cramps he’ll probably buy out every store in the devildom that sells it. Eating comfort foods with MC also helps cheer him up.

Belphegor

He wakes up with chest pain and immediately wants to go back to sleep.

At first he thinks he can just sleep the pain away but he also feels like he has to go to the bathroom every 10 seconds and because of that his life has not known peace.

He isn’t sure if he wants to be left alone until this is over or have MC nearby to cuddle and help him feel better. He ends up going with the second option.

He starts sleeping with a warm bottle of water or a heating pad to deal with the cramps.

[bluedesertbruja]

ashford knows the mc and logan are lying at the end of solve it 2 but he’s like ~whatever~ about it. he’s upset, yeah, but not upset enough to do anything about it. let’s (redacted) get away with murder bc at least he’s arresting some annoying rich white man who should have had a restraining order anyway. king shit. 

[thatonebirdsposts]

All of them. I’m replacing Frog this time, answer all 86 👁👄👁

Mother why do this to me =")

1. Not all! I don't care about all that

2. If they are healthy that 3000%!!!!

3. Ohhh this one will remain a mystery cause we won't open the trauma

4. I am not🤡🤡

5. I think so? It's not often that I fall hard so idk

6. I suppose so

7. Yep!! I don't find it that hard??

8. An absolute dork, funny, a bean stalk and also a Teddy bear-

9. *kesha voice* HOT AND DANGEROUS-

10. NOPE! Love takes time and lots of trust

11. Heck ye! A whole party with my friends and family to celebrate me and my partners love?? SIGN ME UP

12. Depends on the level of betrayal but normally no

13. Pfft nope! I'm pretty easy going and don't see why I should be jealous? I don't own anyone

14. Yesh🤡

15. Not yet!!

16. Nº but i sure would like to!!

17. FUCK Yesss gimme that PDA

20. Obviously 💅🏼💅🏼

21. Oh definitely =")

22. Maybe?? Who's to say

23. Yes????? Why would get in a relationship and cheat??? If I don't have anymore feelings I'll break up? Or maybe talk about an open relationship??

24. Maybe! It would be nice tbh

25. I mean with miss rona around I don't think I would be able to enjoy it much but I guess I do??

26. Pfft yeah👀👀 heard that one too many times and bitches be lying so-

27.HMHM😌😌 they have my whole heart

28. Not as far as I know

29. No and I refuse to do so. Its honestly disgusting

30. I did and I will reduce my chest😌💅🏼

31. Nein! And I plan on keeping it that way vc a bitch has better things to do

32. Oop- yes and it's not a fun time lemme tell ya

33. Will not open that trauma can today

34. My asexual ass physically cant do it-

35. Oui oui

36. Yes and I hated it-

37.hmmmm I don't think so

38. OOF YES YES

39. I guess so?? Haven't we all

40. Nah fam... Too much brain work

41. Yokes no and I don't want to

42. I don't count?? They move when it feels right to move???

43. Maybe 8 months?? I haven't has one in a long time

44. 2??relationships aren't really my priority

45. KSKSKSK I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I ATE FOR BREAKFAST

46. Eehhhh qualified

47. I'm ageless 👀👀 a creature of the night-

48. That I'm glad they found someone they can be happy with

49.HU👏MOR👏 and honesty

50.i mean he was sweet and we ended on good terms so I guess??

51. Oh definitely

52. Many people. They all at some point betrayed my trust or hurt me deeply and I don't got time for toxic hoes

53. No bc my ass is single-

54. Oof so many people

55. This day he told me that he loved me and that I was everything to him and the only girl in the world and the next day when I went to kiss him he said he was just very drunk and goofing around with his friends and went to flirt with another girl

56. I'm chubby, my back is terrible, curly hair, tan skin, DIMPLES, very sensitive eyes, sensitive ears annnndddd birthmark in the shape of my country

57. SEE YOU LATER SUCKER-

58. Food, cuddles, movie marathons, walks on the park and books

59. (Am littol creachure-)

60. 2 years

61. Their SMILE and posture

62. Kiss my hand in that old couple way

63. People who feel phisical attraction for one another and [redacted]

64. When you are unfaithful to the person you are in a relationship with

65. I don't have one-

66. I don't know?? Is this a sex ask??? Ksksks I honestly don't know

67. Us chilling and watching the sunset

68. Panromantic

69. I don't get turned on so I guess nothing??

70. Nothing??

71. I haven't had one of those in so long I can't remember

72. None kdmdmdk

73. Come pick me up and take me to a cute park while eating mc Donalds

74. Nice eyes and smile?? I don't ask for much I think

75. This one guy that I met in a party found me in school and just... Bowed and kissed my hand while saying 'You look lovely today angel' gave a peck on the cheek and a flower... I swear I melted

76. I made the a little box full of memories of us and photos

77. If you're all adults I don't give a shit who you date

78. One time I ate like 10 cupcakes and I blamed the dog-

79. I guess when my little cousin was born and I was like... 10 so I wanted attention??

80. Today

81. My friend Noah, My friend P., ZENDAYA MY QUEEN, Queen Beyoncé and Tom hiddleston

82. My father

83. A boy who is a family friend

84. We worked better as friends

85. I don't think so???

AAAAAA I'M DONE!! MY HAND HURTS-

[zigsexual]

my phone fked up and reset ALL my stories from chapter one (like i'd have to buy the gem choices i spent [redacted] dollars on) so i have to restart tf/ts but since being on your blog i'm stoked to go for zig this time. my mc was with fake james the first time but can mc just switch to zig like that or??

bIcH noooooo thats so shit what the fuck…. try to complain to pb maybe they can give u some diamonds as compensation (tbh they probably wont do shit knowing their customer service but it never hurts to ask)

omg so glad i can get u hype for zig tho bc sometimes im like wow i dont deserve this url…. i need more zig content lmao BUT yes you can!! i was with james (real james…. rip) and as soon as zig showed up i was like o bich! yes! so i dropped james at the babysitting gig after cheating on him with zig at the bar (whoops!!!! its not real it doesn’t matter anyway zig pretends to be mad but it affects nothing in typical choices fashion) and then like immediately after u dump james zack is like “well maybe u should call zig” and mc is like u know what, u right! and then they fuck in the car