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Crowley's neck is sensitive
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#fanart#good omens fanart#ineffable husbands#angel#demon#Crowleys plants#Crowley cares about his plants#shhh dont tell them though#Aziraphale will miracle the poor thing back whole#Crowley learned not to threaten his plants with sharp tools that day
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Yor is gonna have to hide the slash on her neck when she gets back I sense shenanigans in the future
#spy x family#sxf spoilers#spy x family spoilers#yor with a choker perhaps?#help imagine hemlock joining the town hall#wait maybe we shouldnt give hemlock people to care for thats what happened to another certain barber from fleet street#as long as nobody tries to bake people into pies we're good#i need to draw cat hemlock being held by the scruff#hemlock my pathetic wet cat#loved all the panels of yor with sharp teef#guys shes clearly a vampire in this essay i will- /j#oh a vampire au would go hard ngl#OH AND THE ROSE ON THE COFFIN THING FROM DRACULA HOLD ON IM COOKING#brb i gotta go make an au
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I'm trying out another kindle unlimited author, recommended by a friend from school, and currently I am halfway through the first book of a trilogy trying to process "why don't I care about this protagonist" into something actually halfway analytical.
I think there's SOMETHING there about the difference between a powerless character (fine and cool) vs a passive one (hard for me to get invested). Even or especially if the character has the power to DO very little, I think creators need to show them caring about things! Making judgments! Having internal lines drawn or goals their limited choices are driven by!
But this MAY just be my definite personal bias toward liking characters who enter the scene with strong moral convictions.
#'young woman in over her head plunged into a dangerous system she can't control' covers so much ground#many of them i love#many of them leave me cold#i think... i think even when the protagonist is powerless for much of the story you have to show them making moral choices#even if those choices only affect THEM e.g. cinderella#katniss is both dour and powerless much of the time but we see her character shine through by her active reactions to things#volunteering of course. but also caring about the avox girl. liking cinna. sharing things with peeta#we see her principles in her inner monologue and we see her try to be true to them. we also see her responses to kindness!#and then my girl pet who is also VERY powerless in her first book especially#but never passive#she is poking and prodding. she's making tea and coffee as a deliberate tactic to get what she wants#she's looking for the good in these people while also making her own moral judgments and acting on them#(keeping tuatu's visit secret. getting that woman out of the house. saving tuatu in the climax of course)#or liz sharp of miss sharp's monsters. more freedom than the first two but still on this list because she is Making Moral Judgments#she's not being batted about by her society OR just acting on impulse she is taking in what happens to her and responding#according to her own convictions. so we get to KNOW her early#this particular protagonist so far is just#bad things have happened to her. she feels bad. she made one (1) choice to surrender her freedom for the people she loves (good!)#now she has no follow-up steps to that. she is a passenger in the plot. she has ALSO not engaged in critical reflection about anything#she could be stunned into apathy by the Bad Things (dead parents. betrayal. betrayal 2) but i'm not getting that from her either!#there is SO much going on in your life girl why are you just coasting#i have seen you be responsible for a few chapters and then you just kinda stopped#i haven't really seen you be kind OR clever since then so what was even the point of putting you in a position of weakness
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said goodbye to him feeling weird!
#hes abt to go skiing w his friend im abt to go back to the uk to an ordinary life#he is perfect and I've felt appreciated none of the time and i think it's not his fault idk#not how racemic compounds work not how amphetamines work not how people work#french suits his mouth but german does a bit more i think . climbed to a very beautiful place#asked him to be my boyfriend then almost took it back yesterday. chemistry is not his strong suit#he carries things for me he catwalks he gives me his jumper when im cold he's good at kissing#he got me a beautiful necklace on a riverside in amsterdam he lights my cigarette with his#he holds my hand and his only complaint about me putting lipstick on his lips is that it wasn't evenly spread#his eyelashes are long and he's sharp and scarily productive and very good at navigation#always on time always the right place . i make a comment about being a beautiful collective and he says yes but it's odd that we havent#received the social benefits of it. what you mean? well when im alone or with friends people just...give me things. flowers baked goods#compliments a pack of cigarettes he says. he asks me if I've ever had to pay for a pack. i felt genuinely SO UGLY like am i. downgrading u?#ppl see me next to you and..what you get negative attractive points? gosh.#unfortunately shutting the fuck up is not my strong suit so i never let that go. he says nooo it's just you are So Gorgeous that you scare#people away. OK!!! he knows he's pretty and he uses this to his full advantage#you're cool and you're friends with all the club bouncers and you take such good care of me and you know#the state secrets and we can scheme murders together and i love that you love your friends#but when i joked we wont get to see each other in months and you said 'so?' that rly did smth very upsetting!!!!#twisting and backtracking is his strong suit but unfortunately seeing it happen is mine#and sometimes it's endearing and sometimes i want to kill him about it. he would be a very good diplomat#who the fuck stumbles gracefully on cliffs? anyway his voice is gentle and he says i don't want you upset#he holds my hands he says lets talk about it please i want you to know i appreciate you#he says all the correct things i believe 0 things out of his mouth and he can tell#i am snappy and terrible and calm. i tell him he's sweet and i want more i want to be missed#SHUTTING THE FUCK UP IS NOT MY STRONG SUIT! would you be ok being just friends? eventually.#and the next day ive decided what to do with you. what is that? you can still be my boyfriend. he says thank you.#walking is our strong suit so we go everywhere. i tell him about my best friend his head looks great thrown backwards#im afraid this is too good for me and I'm also afraid it's not enough. not asking questions is not my strong suit.
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INSPIRED
Always liked this scene — how it shows Castiel was always the honor bound rebel, while also taking cues from those around him
It’s a shame Balthazar never came back
#castiel#suptober23#Suptober#Naomi spn#supernatural#cy art#cy fanart#colored text#I couldn’t find a good reference for Naomi’s drill so I just stole the sharp pointy thing from the mind digging device thing#bad brain day so I didn’t have the energy to try fancy coloring. just used a fuckton of filters on my camera until I was okay with this and#popped some blue in the eye#I know no one likes Phone Filter Dramatic Warm With Heavy Tinting other than me but I don’t care#I think it looks cool even if it looks ugly#broke 100
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bro for what reason is ur art so good⁉️⁉️i actually love ur art style so much it is so unique
Thank you so much !! 😭😭 I am so happy with my current art style, I was sooo complexed abt it for a long time !
#mostly because my parents tend to zay “it is too sharp” “too big” too small“ idk it was never enough urgh#even now sometime but heh guess if I am happy then idc about opinion now#and now i stop caring their opinions i've become more productive#it is kinda sad they never were interested in my hobbies 😭 but life is life#so maybe if my art is good is because I actually have fun in drawing ? i wonder 🥹🥹🥹#art is a way to express my imagination#and also drawing silly things that makes me happy#so glad that I can draw 😭😭😭😭
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currently sketching out Vincent holding scared and trembling werewolf Ray, Francis of Assisi style 🙏
(sorry @captain-athos for kinda taking your idea and running with it? 🐺)
#the francis of assisi thing is one of the few things i still recall with fondness from primary school religious education classes lol#and idk the way vincent is so fond of the turtles... it fits him so well lol#just wanna see vincent be so sweet and careful with a panicking big ball of fur and sharp teeth werewolf ray 🙏
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I wish I could say everything I’ve ever let go of had claw marks on it. I feel like everything I’ve truly loved slipped through my fingers like water.
#or like a knife held from the sharp end if anything#I wish I had the strength to fight for things I care about#I like myself#I don’t think it’s a self esteem issue#but also I’m so resigned to losing people?#I feel someone pull away and I just accept it#like it was always inevitable#I’ve been alone before and I’ll be alone many times during my lifetime#so this isn’t any different#but a part of me still wants it to be#alexa play Maybe This Time from Cabaret#except I don’t know if I actually believe that time exists for me#whoopsie daisy got too serious#well anyway unrelated but my favorite joke is in spanish but I think it translates well#so it’s like#what did the cat say after crashing his car?#and he goes#miauto!!!#AJSHSJSJS#Oh I am so sad#but that joke always makes me laugh#mi auto dude 😭😭😭#anyway yeah#agh gold#sorry#my post
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[lying on the floor eating my phone] does anyone. does anyone want to suggest me some people to put in my silly little pokeverse.
#the great napoleonic pokemon au#the entire point here is 'what if we added pokemon to the napoleonic wars and changed nothing else'#and unfortunately that is the only thing that is feeding my brain of late <- less than ideal but I will persist in this.#anyway. I will do napoleonic fictions (aubreyad hornblower sharpe temeraire &c) I will do your ocs even#I will maybe do historical figures. also you don't need to suggest a pokemon pairing I will take care of that.#the puzzlebox nature of the project is part of what is delightful about it
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here be a snippet of my "The al Ghuls are the Addams Family of the DC universe" fic idea that I've been working on here and there for while.
(Context/au info under the cut)
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Six months ago, a young man had appeared practically at Ra’s doorstep while he’d been doing his usual check in on the Amazon Reserve he and his family maintained in Brazil. No more than a boy a handful of years older than Talia, the child had somehow not only discovered that Ra’s family owned and protected the vast acreage of rain forest, but that Ra’s himself would be there at that time.
The boy - Bruce Wayne, he’d introduced himself as, bowed low and respectful in deference to Ra’s position as head of the family - carried no weapons with him. He barely carried any supplies, despite the fact that no vehicles had carried him up to the village that housed Ra’s and his extended family. Unless something had massively been overlooked, young Bruce Wayne would have had to hike the thirty or so kilometers from the nearest true town to even get there. Even further if he’d come from a different direction.
Ercilia, who was in charge of the village and overseeing the reserve while Ra’s was away attending to other business, was understandably furious at the breech of thier security. That a scrawny boy with holes in his shoes and a patchy, unimpressive collection of beard scruff on his unshaven face was able to not only get to the village but slip past herself and all those she trained. His dear niece was howling for blood, ready to carve into Wayne’s sunburned hide until the boy was howling too.
In a different situation, Ra’s would be just as ruthless in his desire for retribution and answers. Such a breech posed an incredible threat to the reserve and his many family members that had volunteered to guard it. Nou had nearly come to the reserve in his stead so he had more time to check in on the cloning lab in Sweden that had just begun working on the Tasmanian Tiger samples they’d gotten ahold of.
If it had been an assassin instead of the scrawny boy before them now, had it been his pacifistic wife instead of him…
Ercilia and the other members of the family stationed there had some Lazarus Water on hand for dire situations. And Noukou’s vow to not rise a hand in violence did not mean she would simply permit herself to be slain like a sacrificial beast. She was just as fierce and strong as Esfir, and while she did not know how to fight she was daringly clever and unimaginably quick and would have made for a poor prey to those with vicious intentions.
These were not guarantees though. Poison could kill as easily as a blade. A person asleep could not outfox a murderer. Nou, could have very well died that night before anyone even knew there was an intruder.
And yet.
It was just a boy. Wet around the ears. Shadows in his eyes. Weary and broken.
Ra’s found no fury or rage in his heart, only faint amusement, overwhelming pity and a sharp bite of interest.
“What has brought you here, young Bruce Wayne?” He asked, watching the boy’s face carefully. Searching for the haze of mind control. The glimmer of deception. The cutting edge of murderous intent. “Surely you must have known my reputation. Did you come all this way just looking for your death?”
The boy’s face lined with grief and determination. “No.” He said, simply. “I came to speak to you.”
That Ra’s already knew. Wayne had said as much when he appeared at the doorstep of the small domicile Ra’s was staying in while visiting. Hands clear and in view, body and face open and easy to read, movements slow as he dipped in a low, respectful bow. He’d spoken clearly as he’d given his name and the reason he was knocking at Ra’s door. Why he had wandered so very far away from his home back in Gotham.
“So you said.” Ra’s demurred, one brow arching. He motioned with one hand, indicating with a small movement the situation they were now in. “I suppose we will see if that is all you are after then. You have me as your audience, young man. Though I fear your time to state your case is rather limited. My dear niece is not one for surprises at the best of times, and your sudden appearance is not so welcomed as those best of times.”
Ercilia scowled as he indicated her. Her fingers twitching threateningly at the firearm holstered at her side, not even blinking as she glared a hole in the boy’s face. “I’m more than happy to get answers out of him, Tio.” Her words as bitingly sharp as Esfir’s ancient, beloved sword.
She wouldn’t be, Ra’s knew. Not really. Ercilia, while well blessed with the terrifying ferocity that was a hallmark of the women of the al Ghul family, was not a violent person by nature. At heart, she was a deeply kind, devoted protector. Loving and gentle to those under her care, able to draw upon a seemingly endless well of strength when called upon to defend.
It was why he had chosen her to oversee the Amazon Reserve, his heart settled by the knowledge that she would love and care for the rain forest and its many at risk inhabitants as completely as he did. Why he had welcomed her into their family all those years ago when he’d first met her.
His niece was good at putting on the image of a ruthless, cold killer, but she wasn’t one. She did what she had to, when the time called for it and being blindsided always put her heckles up. But she was a gentle soul. Ra’s knew that she saw the intruder cuffed in the seat before them as he did: just a hollowed out boy a couple years shy of her youngest son’s age.
Bruce Wayne, barely older than Ra’s youngest, didn’t seem to notice her or the threat at all. Perhaps he was as suicidal as his decision so far implied. Or perhaps the boy was sharp enough to read Ra’s and his niece so well as to see the bluff for what it was.
Either way, Ra’s suspected he was going to like this young man.
I posted about the idea in more detail here, but brief overview is that I want the al Ghuls to still be the al Ghuls but replace all the racism with Addams Family levels of unhinged love for their family and shaky grasp on things like "mortality." Death is something that happens to other people, not al Ghuls.
Also give them the Addams' tendency to just adopt people who fit their freaky vibes into the family as cousins/nibblings/ect. For example: Ercilia. She's not actually Ra's niece, that's just what he decided she was after adopting her into the al Ghul family (also known as the League of Assassins.)
Look I just want them to all love each other unconditionally but also still be a deranged Bond villains trying to save the world with the most unhinged eco-terrorist plots you've ever seen put to paper, is that so much to ask for?
Anyway, specific context that probably is helpful to this is that both Talia & Nyssa's moms are alive and they are in a happy polycule with Ra's (and probably a few other folks too).
(Also the whole "Death and the Maidens storyline just didn't happen, okay? All we're taking from it is that Nyssa exists, she and her mom are Jewish and Nyssa has spent the past few centuries bobbing around trying to be a force of good in the world. Forget everything else.)
I named Nyssa's mom Esfir since as best I could tell she didn't have a name in canon and gave her a whole backstory that I'll probably post later but tl;dr is that she was raised by a bunch of criminals and one very Done (TM) Rabbi and is down to fight god and the devil in a waffle house parking lot at the drop of a hat.
I renamed Talia's mom Noukou (I decided to make her Hmong and wanted to give her a Hmong name as a result) since I wasn't a fan of her name in canon. Also gave her a whole backstory that boils down to her having half a dozen phds and a dozen or so arrest records for her part in trying to stop major corporations from destroying nature preserves and the like all before she ever met Ra's.
#batman#batman au#the al ghuls are the addams family au#ra's al ghul#bruce wayne#the al ghuls will gladly feast on those that would subdue them#i have so many ideas for this story#i wrote a whole meet cute between Ra's and Esfir where she bit a man's finger off and Ra's was immediately heart eyes for her#Bruce has to contend with the fact that Ra's sees all the batkids as his grandchildren and spoils them rotten#even after he's been actively fighting against the LoA for years and years at that point#Dick hates Talia and she just doesn't care he's her little boy her first born son her sharp little robin#I have a whole thing written out with Jade being adopted by a League member and being made apart of the al Ghul Family/LoA#and just so many plans and ideas on how everything with Cass shakes out like there are so many different ways that could shake out#the al ghuls can be both a loving family *and* unrivaled threats to humanity. as a treat
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honestly i could probably write an entire analysis of any inanimate insanity relationship and what i think they'd be like if they interacted post-finale 😭 i love guys i love thinking about characters
#one good thing about the bobs burgers fandom? they love to send a prompt ask#which i feel kinda bad about cuz i never answer them bcuz my knowledge of the show isnt as sharp and i dont have as many thoughts#but the osc should do that too i want to ramble about these characters and pretend ppl care LMAOO#txt#inanimate insanity
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okay, just to have a reference for what i mean whenever i say barton sharpens his nails, this is usually the length that he keeps them at so they're not too long but they could easily scratch someone / harm them when he presses them to someone's skin hard enough:

and also, trust me when i say you do NOT want these nails near your eyes. because... well, things would just go downhill from there for you, if i'm being honest 💀 but like i said in an earlier post on here; he usually only uses them to defend himself in drastic situations, so if you're fighting barton and haven't managed to put him in a corner or anything like that, then you're probably safe from them. but yeahhh — this man is NOT below using ' dirty moves ' when engaged in combat even beyond his nails, just to let you all know, and i shall leave you all with that thought.
#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#ANGER'S HELPED ME STAY ALIVE: headcanons.#YOUR NEED GREW TEETH: character study.#alright but... i kind of get his logic behind wanting sharpened nails? though also?? it's like he WANTS to look suspicious???#because no quote unquote ' normal ' person would go around with naturally sharp nails like this i don't think#but idk thing's always could have changed from the last time i checked LOL#i just think that it would automatically raise some alarms to people like the gcpd y'know#but ofc barton doesn't care about them JSJSJ
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anyways I don't know if it's due to falling asleep to the backdrop of people setting off way too many fireworks or not, but I had a weird dream last night and now I am here to tell you guys all about it because I've been idly rotating it all day. you've heard of body swap not get ready for... personality swap, I guess? But not completely?
anyways it seemed to take place at the tail end of season one, where instead of getting shot out into random locations by the corrupted wormhole, all the lions stayed on the Castle, but something about the combination of the corrupted wormhole and the paladin bond resulted in something... weird happening. Some kind of quintessence rearrangement that resulted in Lance, Hunk, Pidge, and Keith all swapping aspects of their personalities around that Shiro was apparently spared from because of some kind of defense mechanism that Pidge installed in the control chip for his arm that's in his brain that protected him but the backlash forced him to require some time in the cyropod.
(I guess my brain said. you know what would be funny. Shiro just waking up to this nonsense. and honestly? valid.)
(also allura and coran are fine and somehow escaped the wormhole don't worry about it. apparently the mice did also have their personalities swapped around but like. they're mice. they don't care.)
Pidge was probably the least effected bc she got traits from Hunk, who she already has a decent amount in common with, except now she's prone to nervous tirades, is now a morning person, and is calmed by the act of cooking. except she can't cook. Hunk at least kept very clear notes on all of his cooking experiments so she has something to work with. She suddenly finds herself more drawn to tinkering with things as opposed to coding, but she can still do the latter super easily. Also she has a solid sleep schedule now? She also stops wearing her brother's glasses bc she winds up fixated on the idea that she'll break them so she just keeps them safe in her room instead. Which she has now cleaned. She still kind of feels like she dodged a bullet. Sorry guys.
Lance is... having an experience, because he picked up traits from Pidge. He likes studying now? Except apparently he still has ADHD, but also Coran gave him this clicker thing that seems to be working wonders. He's suddenly a lot less interested in flirting and his detailed skin care routine kind of doesn't seem so important anymore. He has to actively set alarms on his phone otherwise he'll pull all nighters. He's starting to learn how to code? Which is weird but it's oddly calming. He's also pretty sure he picked up Pidge's sense of humor, because Pidge definitely picked up Hunk's sense of humor.
Hunk, to his great misfortune, has picked up traits from Keith. Which also includes his temper and his general introversion, the former of which he is working very hard on managing. He's also spending way more time on the training deck than ever before, but it suddenly doesn't feel like exercise so much as it feels... relaxing? Also he is like. always tense. What the hell, Keith, how did you live like this. How is HE going to live like this. Although it is kind of nice to not feel the urge to puke from nerves, which he... doesn't really seem to have anymore? That's kind of nice.
Keith is probably the oddest case of the bunch. He picked up personality traits from Lance, which he can't even get angry about because he doesn't have a temper anymore? apparently? He's suddenly a lot more extroverted, and also he feels the weird compulsion to... flirt? He's also become way more interested in self care and is suddenly not a morning person anymore. But for all that in some ways he has the most traits leftover from his core personality, because those traits turned out not to be parts of his personality so much as they were due to him being Galra- so he still likes training and fighting as much as he did before. Which is great, because if he let Lance's personality take him by the nose, he'd definitely just start to coast on his talent.
But they also each still have core aspects of themselves that apparently their lions preserved so it's not a full personality swap. Pidge will still wax poetic about the tech around them. Lance might not be huge into self care anymore, but he's still interested in trying to keep himself looking good. Hunk is still very kind, which makes having Keith's temper hard on him. Keith still is a nature boy and a jock, and somehow still doesn't understand how the cheer goes.
POV: You're Shiro. You wake up to this mess. It's been like this for a week apparently, and Coran and Allura don't know how to fix it.
...can you just go back to the cryopod maybe?
#apparently lance bought himself a pair of fake glasses that looked like Veronica's#he needed it to sell his new brainy personality. which is a very Lance thing to think#apparently my subconscious decided keith was better at flirting than lance. which is funny so I'm saying it's right#also apparently part of taking better care of himself involved no longer shaving down his nails so they just ended up sharp and pointy#keith reached his maximum hotness potential through self care incident. 340457 dead 4858582 injured#lance voice: what do you MEAN I kept my *insecurity*. that's the one personality trait I didn't want!#honestly. could be a vehicle for both incredible shenanigans AND character study#what makes a person who they are etc#identity crisis au
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letting out all my kpop takes rn actually. i think some ppl be too pressed about kpop men “masculinizing” girl group dances. why do we gaf
#dancers make dances their own style i think the obsession with having them dance it babygirl is a lil overkill#like. why#i dance. dancers add their own flavor and texture to the choreo in the cover that’s just kind of a thing#why is it when men do the gg dances in whatever style they have suddenly it’s horrifically bad and they should move their hips more or smth#i SWEAR. yeonjun cannot do gg dances without someone being like “hE mAscuLiNized iT”#yes im talking about the katseye gnarly cover “hE’s pUncHinG tHe aiR” HES NOT IN KATSEYE HE DONT GOTTA DANCE IT BY THE BOOK#i actually really liked his cover i thought the sharpness of his movements with the high energy was really nice#did not expect the negative reception#i swear whenever yj does gg it’s either “that’s our babygirl yeonjunnie doing justice to the gg dance”#OR “he’s being too masculine and overnergetic” (also with any dance cover he does ever)#LIKEEE WHYS THAT MATTER HE CAN DANCE HOWEVER HE WANTS#covers are not copies i like to think of them as remixes#kpop#yeonjun#because this is lowkey about him fr (and also enha jay like whyyyy do we care)#not a poll#i’ll probably delete this post i always regret making these kinds of posts sorry 💀
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character analyzer starts analyzing their own characters and suddenly reaches a number of Conclusions (I accidentally wrote El and Zircon perfectly without even realizing it and my hypeman is now listening to me scream about it as I discover what I did)
#they start the narrative as what the other needs to become#El starts out kind of quiet and soft and contained but she needs to be a little angrier. brash. quick. sharp.#zircon starts out bitter and resentful and sharp and needs to end with softened edges. quiet and careful and calculating#and they Are those things even before#but in a way thats contained. they've fit themselves into the glass container the world (family and mentors) expect them to be in#and I was literally just kind of rambling about them thoughtlessly
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