#beagle propaganda

[clownsuu]

Why are Wally and Howdy so cute together??

Just something about em that fuels my wee small lil heart smhhh- their dynamic is so wacky yet simple it makes me crave more somehow 😔🥄🥄

Fuckin e e p y

[catlover4536]

@carnivalcarrion Remember when I said I had something for you?

Yeah, me too.

[therabbitthatpostthings]

I love this for them lol.

Wally is the cutest omg😭😭

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

going off of the person who said you're the only reason they're still in the fandom, uhhh you got me IN here in the first place and IM HAVING A BLAST Thank you for introducing me to my newest hyperfixation and drawing material this is wonderful I love it here <33333 tysm

neat! yippee! enjoy your stay <3

[pyxehastoomanyinterests]

ALRIGHT YALL. DESPERATION WON./lh

If you vote for Alice on this poll I will draw you anything Phineas and Ferb, Welcome Home, or The Stanley Parable related

Just send in an ask w your request and a screenshot of your vote and I’ll try to get the art to you as soon as possible!!

@cantdanceflynn

[straightplayshowdown]

Much Ado About Nothing: Count Claudio falls in love with Hero, the daughter of his host. Hero's cousin, Beatrice, and Benedict are each duped into believing the other is in love with them. Claudio is deceived by a malicious plot and denounces Hero as unchaste before they marry. Benedict wins Beatrice’s love defending her cousin’s honor, and to his surprise, Claudio is reunited with Hero, who he believed to be dead.

Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead: When his beloved beagle is destroyed after a rabid rampage, CB is plunged into such a depression that a literal raincloud starts to follow him around. Suddenly introspective, he is no longer satisfied with his high school status as a good-looking bully. Writing to a childhood pen pal who has never written back, CB describes his daily interactions with his community: his angst-ridden sister, aggressive Matt, mean girls Marcy and Tricia, and stoned philosopher Van. When he unexpectedly connects with Beethoven, a childhood friend, CB thinks he’s found both a relationship and a means to rebel against his predictable, doormat persona… but he may have to lose everything to gain peace of mind.

Propaganda under the cut!

Much Ado About Nothing:

if you have to pick one shakespeare play please let it be this one

Two idiots. Absolute morons. Neither of them like each other but get pranked so hard that they end up marrying. Also: Catherine Tate and David Tennant (of course). I love them. Any casting is brilliant, ALL the characters are fools.

A silly little play about a silly little group of people. Also it has enemies to lovers, some very extra people, and is a goldmine for good insults

if you watched this and didn't love Beatrice and Benedick I don't know what to say 

The original enemies to lovers, “god that I were a man I would eat his heart in the marketplace” goes harder than any line ever, it’s also really funny

It's a very funny play about two people who do not wish to fall on love(Benedick and Beatrice) but during the seven days before the wedding of Hero and Claudio, the rest of the characters decide to make Benedick and Beatrice fall in love. In the end, they do end up falling in love with eachother. 

Beatrice and Benedict are the blueprint for so many couples that came later

Enemies to lovers, but it's hijinks

Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead:

i just think it would be really funny if it were in this tournament

[nerdby]

It pisses me the fuck off that anti-cat propaganda still exists. And no, I'm not being overdramatic. Anti-cat propaganda has existed for a long time partially because of cats association with Paganism and partially because idiots don't like the idea of an animal not obeying their every command. Even though -- heads up -- you can totally train cats.

One extremely racist example of anti-cat propaganda is the Siamese cats scene in Disney's original Lady & The Tramp film. The cats are portrayed as destructive baby killers in that movie, perpetuating the myth of cats stealing a baby's breath. Another example is saying that black cats are bad luck, and another more modern example is

The absolutely bullshit ideology that cats and other animals must abide by human morals in order to be good. Like when someone said cats are the only animals that will hunt or chase another animal for fun.

Uh, no, they aren't.

I have literally watched a dog hunt down and injure a squirrel that had to be killed cause it was hurt so bad. Dogs have also been known to do this to groundhogs, ducks, foxes, and over small mammals. These are usually breeds of dogs that have been bred to be hunting or guard dog breeds.

And do you see anyone hating on fucking beagles or whatever. No, you don't -- or at least I haven't. And that's just me listing an example -- not breed discrimination. Beagles are lovely dogs when trained and cared for properly. But ya know what?

They're still gonna hunt stuff.

And they're not evil for it and neither are cats. Although, granted, people need to be more responsible cat owners and keep their fucking cats INDOORS both for the cat's safety and to prevent them from harming the ecosystem.

But a cat is not human. They obviously do not have the same level of empathy that most humans do -- they have no concept of what is humane or not. So if you're judging your cat cause you've seen them "toying" with a smaller animal

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you holding your cats to the same moral intellectual standards as a human?

And if you're getting defensive over this maybe you should stop and ask yourself if a cat -- an apex predator and carnivore -- is the right pet for you.

[fictionaldogcompetition]

Contestants!

Below the cut is the contestants and their matches!

Each poll will be 1 week long, and they'll go out 10 at a time. The exact date and time polls will start going up is a little up in the air right now, because I'm going out of town over the weekend. So they might begin as early as Monday 18th, but probably not later than Wednesday 20th. I'll let you know the night before.

Anyway, just think of this delay as time to write propaganda ahead of your dog's poll going up!

Ruff Ruffman (Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman) vs Muttley (Wacky Races)

Snowy (Tintin series) vs Dog (Columbo)

Maliketh, The Black Blade (Elden Ring) vs Wolfie (Until Dawn)

Unnamed Dog/The Imitator (The Thing) vs Whisper the Wolf (Sonic IDW comics)

Queen Teatinu (Healin Good Precure) vs Nigou/Tetsuya 2 (Kuroko no Basket)

Melody Amaranth (Super Lesbian Animal RPG) vs Pappy van Poodle (Rusty’s Real Deal Baseball)

Sunkist (HLVRAI) vs Dog that can Drive (Drawfee)

Hylian Retriever (Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom) vs Wolf (Minecraft)

Bee/Bay (Dragon Ball Z) vs Shadow (Homeward Bound)

Blue (Blue's Clues) vs Ein (Cowboy Bebop)

Snoopy (Peanuts) vs Clifford (Clifford the Big Red Dog)

Argos (The Odyssey) vs Barkspawn (Dragon Age)

Diogee (Milo Murphy's Law) vs Winston (Hannibal)

Good Boy (DuckTales) vs Bear (Person of Interest)

Daisy & Winnie (The Mistholme Museum Podcast) vs Heidi & Jackie (Hello from the Hallowoods) 

Missile (Ghost Trick) vs Sparky (Frankenweenie)

Bond (Spy X Family) vs Goddard (Jimmy Neutron)

Scratch (Baldur’s Gate 3) vs Iggy (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)

Cujo (Danny Phantom) vs Cujo (Cujo (1983))

Momiji Inubashiri (Touhou Project) vs Tequila/Ernesto Salas (Arknights)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (Sherlock Holmes) vs Scooby Doo (Scooby Doo media)

Shrimp (The Upturned) vs Holidog (Holiday World)

Rapunzel the Corgi (Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency) vs K9 (Doctor Who)

Blue (Wolf’s Rain) vs Shiba-Warrior Taro (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Annoying Dog (Undertale) vs Old Dan & Little Ann (Where the Red Fern Grows)

Chou Chou (Shoujo Cosette (Les Miserables anime)) vs Porthos (Star Trek: Enterprise)

Pompompurin (Sanrio) vs Krypto (DC)

Sorry-oo (Moomin) vs Tau (Palia)

Jake the Dog (Adventure Time) vs Lesser dog (Undertale)

Noodle (Nona the Ninth/The Locked Tomb series) vs Nina Tucker/Alexander (FullMetal Alchemist)

Lucky the Pizza Dog (Marvel Comics) vs Seymour (Futurama)

Wishbone (Wishbone Series) vs Angelo (Final Fantasy VIII)

Ox (Dimension 20: Unsleeping City) vs Hewie (Haunting Ground)

Bingpup (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System) vs Elena (Spiritfarer)

Barnaby B. Beagle (Welcome Home) vs Charlie B. Barkin (All Dogs Go to Heaven)

Polterpup (Luigi’s Mansion) vs Gromit (Wallace and Gromit)

Santa’s Little Helper (The Simpsons) vs Slink/Slinky Dog (Toy Story)

Courage (Courage the Cowardly Dog) vs Twig (Hilda)

Zosimos/Zozo (The Glass Scientists webcomic) vs The BTS Wolves (Midnight Burger)

Unnamed Dog (Teletubbies) vs Shigure Souma (Fruits basket)

Dachsbun (Pokemon) vs Hector J. Peabody (Mr. Peabody & Sherman)

Inuyasha (Inuyasha) vs Frank the Pug (Men in Black)

Sam (Sam and Max) vs Barnabas (The Sandman)

Duck Hunt Dog (Duck Hunt) vs Mira (Silent Hill 2)

Fairy (Mo Dao Zu Shi) vs Shiloh (Shiloh series)

Makkachin (Yuri!!! On Ice) vs Becquerel/Bec (Homestuck)

Rush (Mega Man) vs Dogmeat (Fallout 4)

Dog (Good Omens) vs Zamazenta (Pokemon)

[worst-siblings-tournament]

Round 1, Match 27

The Beagle Boys (Donald Duck universe) vs Catherine and Hindley Earnshaw (Limbus Company)

Propaganda under break. Limbus Company Canto VI spoilers.

The Beagle Boys

They are literal criminals. They are also complete idiots, trying to rob Scrooge McDuck again and again without switching targets or careers.

Catherine and Hindley Earnshaw

Catherine died, and in her will left her brother the gift of forcing him to go to rehab. she also made sure the method of transportation she provided was Evil Train that traps you for 1000 years

[yen-sids-tournament]

New Halloween Tournament!

Greetings one and all! We are going to have a mini-16 contestant tournament for our scariest Disney Villains the week before Halloween!

Please submit the Villain who gave you the most nightmares from your childhood (and later-hood too)! You may submit whomever but only the most evil, most creepy, most diabolical of the batch will make it to the top 16!

Feel free to submit as many individuals as you want (on their own forms) but only submit a character once per person please. If there happens to be a tie of submissions, a villain with the more propaganda will be picked to compete/seeded higher over one without.

It is also important to note, while this is about finding the evilest, scariest, most unsettling baddie, rudeness in propaganda will not be tolerated.

Nominations are now open and will close on the 21st (you have three weeks). The Tournament will be starting October 24th. Each round will be 24 hours and the next round will be posted the day after the previous one ends. This should mean our finalist will be announced on Halloween, October 31st!

Sadly, this does mean the Animal Bestie Disney/NonDisney Tournament will go on hiatus for that week.

@tournament-announcer @the-robot-bracket @the-blue-battle @disney-film-tourney @the-ghost-bracket @bestanimatedmovie @bestmusicalworldcup @kimpossible-polls

Villains pictured above: The Horned King, Cruella deVille, Rumpelstiltskin, Dr Facilier, Hans, Lots-o, Dr Drakken and Shego, The Evil Queen, Davy Jones, Beagle Boys, Chernabog, Maleficent, Jafar and Iago, the Sanderson sisters, Meredith. They will not be given special treatment.

[adventure-showdown]

What is your favourite Doctor Who story?

ROUND 3 MASTERPOST

synopses and propaganda under the cut

Unnatural Selection

Synopsis

In 1975, the British Government quietly closed down a secret evolutionary project codenamed BEAGLE, ordering the destruction of all research materials.

Today, the discovery of several horrifically mutated bodies alerts Liz Shaw and P.R.O.B.E. to the fact that something is stalking the original site of project BEAGLE — something which may challenge the very nature of humanity itself!

With a crack security team at her disposal, Liz desperately attempts to track down the perverted results of the project.

But who or what is hunting whom?

Propaganda no propaganda submitted

Shada

Synopses

Where the Fourth Doctor left off, the Eighth Doctor comes to finish the job. With Romana and K9 by his side, they have to stop the evil Skagra. (<- I believe this has the same plot as Shada, but with a different Doctor)

Propaganda

this probably falls under the umbrella of shada since there are so many versions of it this one is just my favorite (anonymous)

Shada but eight is in it. Also Romana is President. And Skagra is for some reason no longer sexy young gay man but a gay GILF, sadly his hat and disco nature died in the transition. (anonymous)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/webcasts/shada/extras/index.html (anonymous)

[shattered-sparks]

City Sights

Planned to be a comic series ☙•☽―――☾•❧ Note: This project is currently being rebuilt. Things are subjected to change World building

The setting of City Sights is one on a planet who's main inhabitants are canine insect hybrids called Barkva. The planet itself being extremely bountiful in nature. Tall trees and plants of all shapes and sizes is it quiet similar to Earth, if only too humid for any snow. The Barkva having a draw to light since the beginning they've evolved using the nature around them to capture and display luminescence. These creatures living much like us, civilized and simply going by each one of their days. (Inspired off of Synthwave and Cyberpunk it is a mix of high tech with nature) Barkva are the humans of this project. Each one being a mix of a certain dogbreed and a winged insect. Highly intelligent they've evolved way past us in capabilities. The list of different barkva Moth - Pitbull Mantis - Doberman Wasp - Dachshund Dragonfly - Borzoi Butterfly - Labrador Beetle - Corgi, Basset hound, Yorkshire + Any other listed breeds Cricket - Beagle Bee - Chiuahua (These are a open species, you're welcome to make one for yourself) (If you are curious about what insect would be what dog breed in this universe go to @sunandmoonshow-unofficial and ask them) Although I will not personally be showing any hybrids or responding to any questions regarding mixs of barkva you're welcome to explore it yourself The technology of this universe is highly advanced though one that will be prominently featured is the Faunatsy gear. Faunatsy gear includes a mask, collar, and bracelets. Using the mind of the barkva that wears it this gear can completely alter how one looks. Most often reading what the barkva's interests are and using it to display their most desired form. How it gathers this is by using and reading the brain. Though this isn't completely fool proof as what ever the gear has altered will have some sort visual giveaway that it's been altered.

One key downfall of the Faunatsy gear is it's complete government hold on it. Starting in one city it has since spread to multiple. Those cities having a law against anyone knowing your real name, so all residents in these places having to go by chosen nicknames. Due to the escapism capabilities of the gear propaganda created by the governments spreads. Speaking of how much safer the cities with the gear inside it are compared to outside places. Though unknown to the public the reasons behind this being the government uses the mind reading capabilities of Faunatsy gear to take out anyone who questions the usage of the gear. Secretly spying on citizens the government keeps tabs on everyone. Anyone that may pose a threat will be captured and taken, forced into slavery and silence. ☙•☽―――☾•❧

Plot

(Rough idea, edit later) Group of rebles expose the government for their complete abuse of the Faunatsy gear

[catlover4536]

My part of an art trade I did with @bloomynmoon!

[therabbitthatpostthings]

✨Wally Darling my beloved✨

[madwickedawesome]

purposely went for really low quality photos because i fucking HATE THEM!!!!!!!!! (affectionate) <333 also this is the pathetic guy matchup

ok first of all this is me with both of them i want to throw rocks at them

greg propaganda: his fursona would either be a deer or a like. rodent. or a really sad old beagle. he is so sad and pathetic looking but hes not even sad!!! he just has those eyes!!!!!!!! hed make a really good beady eyed hamster. anyways. greg is just a really awkward dude who does NOT initially belong w the roy family (evil super rich family hes a cousin of) LMAOOO but its ok bc hes just so cute. and really awkward and Strange and i ADORE HIMMMMMMMMM HES SO GREAT ........... he also talks like hes confused all the time which like ok shawty thats real i love u. ur a loser. FOR EXAMPLE mrclownery has this piece where its exactly like how he talks its like "um well like. i guess anyone could be, um, a good boy? like, objectively?? but im going to assume you mean like. in your like, vicinity? so i am?" he says everything like its a question he is the SILLIEST goose. he is also a gay pathetic loser trapped in a romance (that functions as a bromance) with his boss slash cousins ex-husband so i mean

adrian propaganda: this man is clinically insane and i love him to death!! when hes outside of his suit (cuz hes a vigilante... his superhero vigilante name is in fact Vigilante.) he is just a pathetic little loser guy like he is so Sad and Lonely and like . is it normal to say i both desire him carnally and have a primal domestic urge to take care of him. he is just so SAD AND PATHETIC and a little loser nerd and i looooove himm <33 and then when hes wearing his suit he is just batshit like hes so funny and kills Everyone and Everything and hes so funny and i love him . also like last year? 2 years ago? i was SO obsessed w him it was insane like it was Bad how much i was into him so like take that as u willllll <333333

[freelanceexorcist]

Speculation Time Again!

So I've been bored lately, so I've been going back through old posts of other people's theories. There's one I'm not seeing a lot of, which surprises me, because it's kind of obvious. This is actually part speculation, part musings.

As always:

.

.

.

.

And this is under a cut, so you'll only have yourselves to blame.

.

.

.

.

The theory I'm referring to is that alternate timelines/universes are apparently a thing now in the Remake trilogy. I really think they are, based on several things. Don't mind me on this, I'm a sucker for alternate timelines in fiction because of the "what if?" and "what could have been" nature of them.

The first is, of course, Zack surviving. Crisis Core Reunion's ending is no different from the original recipe's ending, so Zack can't be alive in the original game's timeline. Now, with the Whispers out of the picture, all kinds of off-the-books things are able to happen. But maybe they don't happen in the "prime" timeline. So the reason he still rang down the curtain and joined the choir invisible as far as Crisis Core is concerned, is that at this point the timeline split and his story continues elsewhere unbeknownst to anyone in the prime timeline.

The biggest tell is an often-used trope, actually.

So...what's the second-biggest thing produced by Shinra after mako energy?

No, not horrific human rights abuses, the other thing.

Propaganda!

Shinra tries very hard to win the hearts and minds of the people. One must wonder why because they produce a product that the public is dependent on and they're the only ones who can do this. Maybe President Trump Shinra is just a raging narcissist and needs the validation. Anyway.

One of Shinra's propaganda tools is this cute little guy:

Stamp is not just a propaganda tool, he's an advertising mascot as well and his fuzzy mug appears on lots of things, like bags of snacks, such as the one that blows past Zack as he and Cloud are limping to Midgar.

But it's not the same dog. In the prime timeline, Stamp is a beagle. In NotDead!Zack's, he's a Yorkie.

Now, I've seen another theory that this is just a several-years-old piece of trash that's been blowing around the wastelands all this time, the design has since been changed to a beagle and Yorkie Stamp was sent to live on a farm. This tracks, because seeing, say, a candy wrapper with the candy's old logo laying on the side of the road has been known to happen. If the people in charge have a casual enough relationship with litter control, there could be trash from decades ago blowing around.

But the thing is, the bag blows very conspicuously into the frame and the camera lingers on it. This is a common shot in visual storytelling to signal that shit's about to get weird. If it was just a random piece of trash, they wouldn't do that because it wouldn't be at all relevant to the plot.

TL;DR: Yorkie Stamp showing up like that is the same as a character played by Morgan Freeman introducing himself using the name of a character that up until then was played by Michael B. Jordan and the camera pans in on his face.

So yeah, looks like alternate timelines are a thing now.

Which makes me wonder, if Zack's survival occurred in a new timeline, what other things were changed in other timelines?

The presence of the Whispers dredges up some serious Fridge Horror because of all of the suffering in the FFVII universe. For all characters, but especially for Sephiroth, because destiny made him its chew toy from the moment he was conceived. The poor bastard never stood a chance, so it's nice to imagine that there's a timeline or three out there where he got a break. And really, the Whispers intervening at certain points makes a lot of sense, because he and people in his orbit made some breathtakingly stupid and self-destructive decisions along the way.

Some interesting "what ifs" come into play:

What if Lucrecia was on board with Project S at first but balked when she was asked to serve up her own pregnancy for experimentation? Maybe she wanted to run off with her baby and not get him involved, but the Whispers forced her to stay because if Future Sephiroth didn’t turn out exactly the way he was supposed to, it would change destiny.

What if Lucrecia intended to stay on the project if only to keep Sephiroth safe, but the Whispers intervened and forced her to attempt suicide and run off because if she had stayed, no one would have been able to convince Sephiroth that his mother was actually Jenova?

What if, in the Mt. Nibel reactor, Genesis had second thoughts about giving Sephiroth that Hannibal Lecture and decided to find a better way to convince him to help because even he isn’t that petty, but the Whispers intervened and he gave that mind-breaking speech anyway because something had to kick off that Face-Heel Turn?

What if, in the mansion library, Sephiroth recognized early on that he was exhausted, starving and dehydrated and knew he needed rest and food, so he decided that the books would still be there in the morning and he always had the option of returning to Midgar and beating the full truth out of Hojo? Enter the Whispers, and he was compelled to pick up just one more book. Next thing you know, he’s seven days sleep-deprived and on his way to a psychotic break. Couldn’t have him wising up and taking care of his needs when there’s a plot-necessary Face Heel Turn to be had.

What if, even though he was enraged and unhinged, he reconsidered his actions because burning a town to the ground and killing most of its inhabitants wouldn’t bring back the Cetra and decided to go visit Mom, peace out and work on a long-term, less murdery plan for bringing back the Ancients? The Whispers show up and say “no, you must do this because if you don’t, Tifa won't go to Midgar, Cloud and Zack won't be experimented on, Cloud will live out the rest of his life as normal, non-traumatized and with his identity intact and Zack will still be alive, which would really screw things up for our boss.”

What if, while he was in the Lifestream, he changed his mind about the “become a god” thing when he realized he wasn’t actually a Cetra and just wanted to fade away because fuck this torture already, but the Whispers roll up and are all “lol nope, this story needs a villain. Your time to shine, kiddo!”

And most tragically, what if even though Hojo was an absolute monster, he cared about Sephiroth and wanted to give him a comfortable life under the circumstances because even psychopaths might be capable of feeling love for their kids, but the Whispers intervened because his implied horrific treatment of the boy was necessary to turn him into the villain of the story eventually?

Destiny willed that Sephiroth live a life of suffering that ended in villainy and constant defeat that always ended with his death. Oof. No wonder he wanted the Whispers wiped out.

That's all for today. If you've stuck around this long, thank you for indulging me.