#because he would

[laz-kay]

Cherri: I'm going to take you out.

Sir Pentious: Great, it's a date!

Cherri: I meant that as a threat.

Sir Pentious: See you at five!

[lumineary-arts]

Early morning doodle before I get to work!! Here's the original Powerpuff Girls scene in case you were curious. ... Ohhh, Khan......

[miguel-owhora]

on a totally different, other note, soap's the type of to accidentally flirt with death.

i'd imagine him and the others, along with the rest of the other battalions, stumbling into a pub after a successful mission or whatever. they get their drinks, have a couple, and are pleasantly wasted a couple hours into celebrating.

but soap being soap, has a bit more than he could handle, and while the others keep their eyes on him, they eventually lose sight of him, and start to panic.

just to calm down when they see him sitting at a different table, with a totally different person, who they know isn't a soldier.

but then they panic again when they see the distinctive markings of Death himself. well, there's no distinctive markings, but when you've been a soldier for quite a while, you just know when Death is there. plus, it's not the first time they've seen you—not when they've got glimpses of you stealing the souls of poor soldiers, snaking through the battlefields like a slippery snake.

and hours later, when soap eventually blacks out and wakes up in his bed, when one of them come to give him a water and some medicine for the inevitable pounding in his head, he'll ask what happens. they'll share looks and one of them will tell him, with no small amount of amusement and grief, "you've flirted with Death."

and the telltale mark of your dark lip stain remains on soap's throat like a brand.

[salmonchan]

Um.. sir.. sir, your lipstick...

[genshin-side-piece]

So who gets arrested first, us or Childe?

[blackashbluephoenix]

Go rewatch Suits Season 5b and Season 6a and try telling me Harvey Specter wouldn't fight God himself to keep Mike Ross alive and unharmed.

[arom-antix]

Happy birthday to Phichit Chulanont, the wonderful boi

[sombradusk]

hawskbee&jacobs (alex)

(tiniest clip ig)

[grabowskibeepboop]

Bro got that tragic anime rizz

[yelmor-boots]

a silly random headcanon i have for Keith is that he grew up with so many different types of dogs and cats (aggro/super friendly/lowkey high/ all sorts) that he has absolutely no opinion on either one. instead, he is secret option number c - reptiles.

snakes, lizards, iguanas - everything you'd find roaming the desert honestly. ((he also only ever draws dragons, dinos or -of course- hippos))

[vendigool]

Drawing Red Harlow watch Paw patrol like a fanatic

[eyelessfaces]

bi4bi poe dameron x reader where you show him your exes around the base and he goes "ouhhhh😏" at each one of them

[thedeafprophet]

ouch hit with the fact that part of the reason Jamie wouldnt tell Alex about The Princess is that they know his habit for throwing himself into danger for the sake of defending people, and they dont to risk the idea of him getting inbetween this and getting hurt (or worse)

[vahloksekelle]

someone draw this or i will

[the-raging-tempest]

A redraw of Zrise as Aki and featuring @baneschosen ‘s Zeke as Denji. Instead of hunting devils Zrise is like the stupid shitty Watson to Zeke’s fedora tipping Sherlock Holmes.

[knickknacksandallthat]

I feel like the way kerejean would announce their relationship to the world would be jean finding some random tweet thirsting over kevin on twitter

and the tweet would be something like "man i wonder how it would feel to fuck kevin day"

and fucking jean replies with "10/10, will be trying again"

(technically jake could reply too, but he wont cause he knows jean would actually kill him)

haha omg anon! It's so funny b/c I haven't really decided whether in this au they'll go public yet...but either way this is hilarious 🤣🤣

100% stan Jean Moreau having the confidence to be like "Yes, I get to have this. Yes, this is mine. Yes, it's goddamn delicious. And no, no one else will fucking touch it."

There's a slight hc I have in this scenario of Jake not replying but simply liking the tweet, and Jeremy literally having to talk Jean off the ledge for days because of it:

JEAN: *throwing clothes into a suitcase as he stalks around the bedroom* the arrogance of that asshole!

JEREMY: *following behind him taking the clothes right back out again* love, all he technically did is like it. He's agreeing with you.

JEAN: Exactly! How dare he!

KEVIN: So are we going to talk about the fact that you just outed us to the public, or...?