#becca makes things

[midgelenny]

Emma x Knightley | Accidentally in Love

a valentine's day treat in honor of the five year anniversary of emma (2020)'s release ❤️

[becca-e-barnes]

all i can think about is bucky literally BEGGING to eat your pussy. just on his knees, calling himself a needy slut, just looking up at you with puppy dog eyes while he just begs for your pussy on his mouth. ugh.

Men who are this into eating pussy have a special place reserved for them in Heaven. Hearing someone beg to go down on you is life changing when they know what they're doing 🙈

But you're so right, Bucky would be so willing to degrade himself like that just to be allowed to go down on you. He'd be on his knees, trying to ignore how full his balls feel, begging for you.

"P-please." His voice is so quiet you almost start to question if he said it intentionally. "I need to taste you. I can't think about anything else."

His cock twitches despite how heavy it looks, flushed and angry against the pale skin of his thighs.

"Really?" You tease, tilting his chin up with two fingers so he's looking at your face, rather than your body. "Tell me exactly what you're thinking. Describe it to me"

He doesn't miss a beat. "I'm thinking about how soft you are, how warm and silky your cunt feels under my tongue. I'm thinking about burying my tongue as deep inside you as I can reach and still wishing I could get deeper. I want to feel how wet you are but more than anything, I want to taste how wet you are. I want to dream about it for the rest of the week. Every time I stroke my cock I want to be able to remember how you taste."

Precum drips from his tip and you're not sure you can deny him much longer. Not when he's making it sound so appealing.

"Do you even hear yourself?" You do your very best to act like you don't love the sound of every word that has just come out of his mouth.

"I do. I sound like a shameless, filthy, desperate slut. The type of slut who wants to kiss and lick and worship your sweet pussy until you're so sensitive you have to force me to stop." His hand wanders between his own legs, tugging his stiff length to the mere thought.

He's not above begging and you know that. He'll draw this out as long as he needs to until he gets his way but there's very little sense in that when you want this just as much as he does.

"Lie on the bed." You give him time to make his way over before following, lining yourself up just above his face.

You take a second to smooth his hair, enjoying the feeling of his freshly shaved face against the sensitive insides of your thighs.

He's looking up at you, your eyes meeting his. "Thank you." The relief in his voice is clear right before he grasps your hips and pulls you down onto his mouth.

Fuck, he's incredible. This is the mouth you dream about when you're alone. His tongue massages your clit, stroking back and forth before dipping into your fluttering entrance. You swear he must feel what he's doing to you. You feel your cunt clenching and rippling, your muscles contracting in response to the pleasure and for a second you wonder if he can tell.

He's hungry for this; he has been for hours. He's moaning and slurping obscenely, his tongue buried in your cunt. You don't even need to look over your shoulder to know that he's alternating between fucking his own fist and gripping the base of his shaft tight enough to stop him from spilling his release all over himself too soon.

It's very hard to tell which of you enjoys this more.

[beckywiththeshitassbangs]

“Hana’s too innocent!” Hana?? Hana Lee?? TOO innocent?? The same woman who made mc see literal stars by the lake before homecoming ball?? The woman who kept going at it in the sauna when everyone else was knocking on the door?? Hana “I have some ideas” Lee?? THAT Hana??

[twelfthgnome]

Hii I loved your Alec fan fic sm any more Alec x f reader smut coming ?😭

Come As You Are

A/N: of course more Alec is coming, I just need time love. This one is for my midsize girlies ❤️

Summary: The Reader is feeling insecure about herself and Alec wants to help

Tags: 18+ minors dni, insecurity and mentions of body dysmorphia and self hatred, praise kink, body worship, consensual possessive language, and some fluff :)

The woman in front of her was thin and tall, with a beautiful head of curls and dark skin. Her eyes were shrewd as they took in DS Y/N Warner, standing in her frumpy suit with a notepad at the ready. Yet she certainly didn't look poorly on DI Alec Hardy, not that he would have noticed her little flirts. She angled her hips one way, answered his questions primarily, and smiled widely at his words, always looking right at him. If Y/N wasn't careful and reminding herself that she was on the clock, she had half a mind to kiss Alec right there and claim him. But she didn't.

DI Alec Hardy went to the car, and Y/N lingered for just a moment to clarify one of the points that got fuzzy.

"Right, and you work for Joan Topper Model Agency? Not to be confused with Topper Jane's Agency?" Y/N asked, checking the reference she had from the lady who'd referred them to this woman.

The woman nodded, her lips close to a sneer, "it's a very elite agency, Joan Topper."

"I'm sure."

The woman cocked her head to the side, "are you?"

DS Warner swallowed hard. She did not like not liking other women, it made her feel like a bad feminist. She should overthrow the ideas of women hurting other women and focus on the more particular idea that men made it up to make women dislike one another. And while that was very likely, it wasn't impossible for two things to exist at once. Men try to make women hate each other, and some women are just bitches. Not because they're women but because they're people.

And this woman, who couldn't possibly be over 21, with her gorgeous figure and curly hair, just happened to be one of those special humans. And it irked Y/N.

"You can't be over a size 4," the woman pressed. It was unclear if she meant you couldn't be over a size 4 in the agency, or in life. Her eyes lingered at Hardy's retreating form. "Men don't like it much."

DS Warner smiled tightly and nodded, walking back to the car and quickly getting in so she wouldn't have to see that woman again. Alec didn't notice the change in Y/N's mood, he wasn't always the best at that.

Instead of going to the station, they went back to Y/N's house. Alec hadn't actually moved in, but that was more of a title really. He stayed there nearly every night, had a section of the closet, and referred to it as home. They both knew that once they wrapped up this case, they would set aside a weekend and officially move in, but when cases got busy neither felt they could take even a day off. Work got in the way like that.

"Right, I'm going to pop in the shower then I'll be down to help," Y/N said, toeing off her shoes at the door.

"M'kay," Hardy answered with a wave of his hand, files in his arms.

She went up to the loo, started the shower and made quick work of her uniform. Her image in the mirror made her stop.

Normally, people described the moment before a shower as some of the most attractive. Moments when all of a sudden insecurities melt away and you could spend ages doing dance battles with yourself. This was not one of those days for Y/N. Maybe it was the insecurities she already had buried beneath the surface, maybe it was the late hour, maybe it was the woman who had subtly insulted her appearance, but whatever the cause she found she hated what she saw.

Y/N always felt a little trapped when she expressed her insecurities to friends. She couldn't say she was thin, because she wasn't. But she couldn't say she was fat, because she wasn't. She was an awkward middle ground that certainly didn't feel sexy. Her thighs touched when she stood, covered in little stretch marks and led to a small bush she tried to trim but it always looked wrong. Along her boobs there were stretch marks like purple tiger stripes, and she had small red bumps she couldn't explain. Of course in between the two lied the worst of the worst, a belly just bloated enough to look pregnant when she very much wasn't. Nope, Y/N was not a fan of this body.

Her cheeks flushed with emotion and the heat of the shower, and she tried to ignore it as she got in and scrubbed off the day. Her hair was clean so she left it up and tried to calm herself when she noticed her efforts were too harsh. God damn it, this was not what she had intended.

Not long after she joined Hardy at the kitchen table, sipping her hot chocolate he'd made, and pouring over the case files. Her mind began to wander but she was intent on stopping it.

"You alright?" Alec's thick Scottish accent broke her from the bank's reports, and it was among the first words he'd spoken all evening.

"Y-yeah," she said, not quite knowing what he was referring to. "Why?"

"You don't seem right."

Y/N didn't know how to respond, so she shrugged her shoulders, "I'm ... fine?"

He narrowed his eyes. Alec Hardy felt like he was in a bit of a limbo at the moment. His instinct was telling him that something was bothering Y/N, she seemed sad and distant. However, Alec was not known for having the best instinct with people and their feelings. He couldn't tell if he should leave it or press on. But it was DI Alec Hardy and he wasn't a fan of lying. "After that last interview you've gone funky."

If Y/N wasn't so uncomfortable trying to think of how to not expose this lame part of herself to Alec, she'd have focused on him using the word funky. "I didn't like her much."

"Did she say something?"

"More or less."

"Warner stop evading the question and tell me what's wrong." His voice was intense as he spoke, chocolate eyes imploring.

"I don’t like my body, I'm ugly," she said quickly, as though it would take away everything else.

Alec blinked, "wot?"

"I'm ugly and fat, Alec."

DI Alec Hardy did not know a lot of things. He was shit at expressing emotions and understanding others, he did not understand social media, thought scotch eggs were gross, had a temper, and was shit at accepting help. But he knew one thing. His Y/N was not ugly.

"No you're not." She laughed bitterly and looked away. He said it louder, his tone more stern. "Y/N you are not ugly and you're not fat."

Y/N's throat was tight as she said, "thanks Alec." She didn't mean it, they both knew she didn't mean it.

"Y/N-"

"It's fine, can just get on with it?" She snapped, her voice a hair away from a yell. Alec saw her retreat further into herself. "Sorry."

He sighed, closing his eyes to try and make his thinking clearer. Alec was proper rubbish at dealing with any of this. But then he had any idea, an idea she probably didn't expect. The detective stood up and walked towards the stairs.

His ever inquisitive Y/N craned her neck to watch as he went up the steps. He was impressed she managed to last a full minute without following after him, in which time he removed his jacket and shoes, before she appeared in the bedroom door frame with a questioning look on her face.

"C'mhere."

She did, though her steps were slow as she watched him with a shrewd eye. He took her hands in his, running his thumb over her knuckles. Alec's hands were always calloused and he never knew why, as he didn't do much physical labor. She liked how they felt.

Alec brought her hands to his mouth and pressed a kiss on each of them, "I love your hands."

He could see the little flush on her cheeks start up, but she didn't say anything else. Alec went to the edge of the bed, bringing her to sit between his legs, his chest up against her back. His hands ran up her arms, "I love that when I do that you get goose flesh."

"Alec what're you doing?"

"You've got lovely arms, lovely shoulders." He leaned forward and pressed a kiss to the skin of both. Then Alec pointed a finger in front of them, towards the mirror on the back of the bathroom door. They painted a lovely picture, a woman held by her man as he lavished soft touches on her. He planned to make the picture prettier. Though he wasn't always confident in sex, he was confident that he loved Y/N and that her self image was wrong. And that confidence overrode all other feelings of inadequacy.

"Alec..." she didn't know what to say. She had a feeling she knew what he was up to and she didn't know if she could handle it. He was being awfully sweet. And the scratch of his beard made her sigh. His fingers came to the straps of her flimsy, pajama tank top, pulling them until they snapped back on her skin.

In the mirror, Alec glanced up and made eye contact with her. His face was kind, tired but not of her. His hair was dark and mused, his eyes so chocolate it hurt to look at. And his freckles, the most wonderful part of the man was the freckles that ran along his face as though he never left the sun as a child. She nodded slightly, knowing that he was asking for permission.

The straps fell down, and Alec pushed the top down until her breasts fell from them, heavy and heaving against her chest. Almost instantly she felt a growing hardness against her bum, and she flushed incredulously. His hands came round and held her breasts, letting them overflow in his touch.

Throughout their entire relationship, Alec was not one who would just speak. He was the silent brooding type. The kind of guy who grunted when he asked if he fancied a pint - the answer was always no, he didn't drink. But Alec knew Y/N loved his voice, she called it sexy and he'd caught her getting off to a voicemail of his once. Whenever he got loud in the office, had to yell at someone, he noticed the way her thighs would clench and her cheeks flush. So while he was most certainly clunky at it, he tried his best to speak through his thoughts for her, hoping it could help her get to him.

"They’re one of my favorite bits of you," he murmured, his voice suddenly throaty as though he was struggling to speak with the sight of your breasts out and about.

He pressed them together, showing the deep line of her cleavage. "Don't get that on just anyone, now do ya?"

Y/N wanted to believe him, to look in the mirror and see a creature that was as attractive and he believed, but she just couldn't. Her words were soft but they were there as she said, "I have stretch marks and bumps."

Alec's brow furrowed and he held her chest tighter before letting them fall back. He was fully hard now and didn't shy away from letting her feel the affect she had on him.

"No one can expect your skin to remain the same your whole life. Doesn’t make it ugly." He said, kiss the junction between her neck and shoulder. She leaned her head back into him, letting herself feeling those beautifully calloused hands as they teased at her nipples, those soft lips kissing her skin.

He slowly dragged the tank top down until it met the waistband of her shorts. She did not look down to see the image in the mirror, this was not the body part she wanted to see. His hands were featherlight as they travelled down her abdomen, running his fingers along the rolls of her skin. The thought alone made her want to cry. Alec let out a breath, "you're so fucking soft."

That was not quite what she wanted to hear, soft wasn’t a word she felt was a good thing. Though that hadn't been his intention, Alec thought soft was one of the best things a body could be. He tried again, bringing his hands to her hips, "I love your belly. It's cute."

"It's not sexy."

"Fuck yeah it is," he argued. Alec pulled away from her and went to kneel in front of the bed. He spread her legs and went on his knees, putting his face right at her chest, which he noticed right away. Hardy brought his hand to her face and made her look at him, and he blew out a breath. She was a vision, leaned back, heavy breasts on full display and legs spread like a goddess.

He pressed a kiss in between her breasts, letting his tongue nip out to taste her skin. She giggled and said, "Alec!"

He brought his mouth down to her stomach, kissing each roll and holding her tightly. His beard itched and cause a pink rash to form, but she didn't have the urge to fight it. All along her abdomen, DI Alec Hardy peppered hot, wet kisses with nips of teeth. Then he growled softly, turning to see the mirror and force her to see what he saw. A stomach with small little love bites. "I decide what I find sexy. And that's sexy."

She hadn't even realized that she had started crying until it dripped down her face. It wasn't a sad tear, not really. It was more an overwhelming realization that Alec wasn't messing about, he wasn't saying this because he loved her. As his hands ran up her legs, prickly from unshaven hairs, he kissed and growled against her skin with the kindest love she'd felt. And she gladly let him remove her panties and shorts until she was bare, spread for him.

"I love your breasts and I love your belly, but these are some of my favorites," Alec said and he moved her thighs to sit on his shoulders. He bit at her thighs, lowering his kiss with each moment. Then he was there at the apex of her legs, with her slightly hairy, fully glistening cunt. His hot breath hit her as he murmured, "hey darling."

She shuddered, her body involuntarily moving to the sound of his voice. She had to stop the yelp that tried to escape when he extended his tongue and licked her bottom to top.

“I love that you’re so responsive down here,” Alec said between peppered kisses, letting his teeth ever so softly graze across her clit before sliding his tongue into her opening. Her muscles clenched, thighs beginning to shake as he lavished her. “I love the taste of you.”

He moved up, letting his beard scratch along her inner thighs in the way he knew she liked. Alec brought a careful finger to her opening, sliding it in with ease. She started to grind against it, hips bucking to meet his tongue as he began proper work on her clit. His fingers were long as they pumped in and out, curling i side her in the way that made her gasp. He laughed against her, he fucking laughed. A deep chuckle that radiated through her body, sending her arousal through the roof until her thighs were clamped round his head.

“Such a good girl for me,” he whispered against her. But she heard it, and practically shoved him into her. Then Alec said, “you look so beautiful, you’re doing so good love. I’m so proud of my girl.”

Y/N cried out as she came, her body convulsing with each wave. It was positively impossible to describe, a kind of hazy pleasure that takes you from this world until you’re left panting on a bed, wondering how your antisocial detective boyfriend learned to do all of that. Her legs spasmed, squeezing against him in the way he adored.

Alec eased her through it, his kisses soft and messy. Her juices covered his face, were in his beard, but he seemed to proudly display her. Her thighs were going to be red from beard rash and covered in little love bites, some more possessive than others and she relished them all.

“Such a beautiful darling,” Alec said, rising slowly as he moved up her body. “I love your body, it’s bloody sexy is what it is. But my favorite part, yes even more than your breasts, is your face.”

Then he leaned in and kissed her, he kissed her with everything he had. It was rhat desperate, dizzying sort of kiss where words went unspoken but understood. She sighed, crying but now it wasn’t a hatred. Just like she realized earlier, and now it seemed to sink, Alec loved her regardless. He didn’t just put up with insecurities, he fought to fight them with her and show her what he saw. She might not see it yet, but to know that someone like him had eyes like that was comforting.

He tasted of her, of her musk and sweat and sex, and she found it embarrassingly arousing to know it was her wetness that did this to him.

Alec came up to the bed quickly, getting in the same position from earlier. Him behind her with her body in between his legs. Alex brought her to lean on him so her neck was ready for biting, “I fucking love your neck.”

“Bloody vampire!” She laughed.

Alec chuckled, bring his hands down her sides to grip her thighs. “That so?” With a strong yet gentle touch, he spread her thighs wide enough to rest on his, locking her in place.

“Alec I need you…”

“Oh what a pretty picture you make,” Alec whispered along her skin as he removed his cock from his trousers, going under her arse to tease at her opening. “Oh look at you, you’re gorgeous. My beautiful angel grinding against my cock, spread for the world to see. Perhaps another day. Shall I show you just how lovely you are, darling?”

Fuck. For someone who’d not done much dirty talk, he was damn good at it. She whined for him to take her, and he happily obliged, sinking into her with a slow thrust.

He let out a hiss at the feeling of her taut muscles clenching around him, holding him in place as though she couldn’t hear to lose him. She gasped the fullness, relishing in it and grinding just enough to cause Alec to make a guttural sound.

“You keep goin like that Angel and I won’t last much longer.”

“I don’t want you to,” she said, moving her hips again.

That movement broke Alec. He kept one hand tight on her hip, the other snaking down her body to start desperate ministrations on her clit. He thrust into her with a fury, bucking his hips to get as deep as he can. Y/N groaned, shocked at how quickly he was bringing her to climax.

“Come in me,” she said between breathy sighs. “Make me yours.”

Something in that sent the man wild. He stood, quickly helping prop Y/N up doggy style on the bed, and began to truly fuck her the way they both intended. They were so close to climax, his strokes uneven and wild, her clit buzzing with life.

“Say it again, angel. Tell me to make you mine.”

“I’m yours,” she groaned. “Come in me, I need you. I’m yours, make me yours.”

And he did, falling slightly into her and having to support himself on the mattress. He groaned loudly, those freckles flushing. But he knew she hadn’t come again, and he kept himself inside her as he leaned down, “now, any man you ever fuck you’ll know I’m here. You’re mine, angel. My darling.”

With a flick of his wrist, she came undone.

[phoenixtakaramono]

OPERATION BABYLON - PART VII

aka the butchlander sugar baby AU.

Tumblr Navigation (note I have not shared the prologue here with its premise setup; I’ve only started sharing this twitter threadfic on tumblr starting from the 2nd 🔞 scene): I | II | III | IV | V | VI | VII

Update Schedule: weekly/ biweekly

(You can read the rest of the threadfic update here!)

Keep in mind, all of my AU Butchlander threadfics on Twitter are the unpolished first draft versions of what’ll eventually be polished up into long fics on AO3 under the Shock and Awe series. So you may regard this threadfic as an experimental first prototype and exclusive preview whose contents may or may not be changed in the future final draft version. We’re just loosely playing around with ideas and concepts for now!

If you don’t have a Twitter account, screenshots are provided below the line break so you can read this update on Tumblr as well:

A/N - ...I shouldn't be surprised but it's always a surprise to me seeing the effect whenever I switch POVs in my fics (because, depending on who's POV it is, it somehow always humanizes the male chara whose POV I'm in and makes him seem...softer than were I to write in the opposite POV).

In Billy's POV = HL is provocative and manly

In HL's POV = Billy is provocative and manly

Maybe it's just me imagining this strange phenomenon but I feel the dynamic has certainly flipped a tad when this happens, haha.

Next update we'll get the stereotypical rich sug*r d*ddy spoiling and pampering his wide-eyed sug*r b*by scene. Tbh I tried to fit it into this update but it didn't feel like it's the right placement yet and it needs buildup (to set up the next spicy scene). Homelander has to earn that D 🍆 💦.

[becca4leafclover]

i have beef with the canonical CRK map (rant incoming)

EVERY time I try to reference it it drives me insane because its SO STUPID. NOTHING HERE MAKES SENSE

this is the interactive one from the crk wiki and the one that's in the background of the Crispia World Exploration chapter select map thing

for the sake of it I'm working off that this is a flat world, not a globe. Specifically because I think it's funny that yknow this is cookie game and they're flat so therefore their Earth(bread) should be too

first issue I have with it: its stylistic representation of the terrain is innacurate. It only has trees and mountains. It kills me that there's trees all around the Golden Cheese Kingdom and the Spicelands in Beast-Yeast!

like hi. thats supposed to be a dry desert with highlands. Why are there more conifers than open space

AND I HAVE SOOOO MUCH ISSUE WITH THE GOLDEN CHEESE KINGDOM HERE

yes, the entire presumably what is actually a flat desert is drawn with trees! BUT ALSO. WHERE IS THERE NOT ONE BUT TWO SWAMPS BY A LARGE DESERT????? places that are typically identified by woody, moist vegetation and flooding lowlands???

TBH I would have much less issue if Vanilla Kingdom and Golden Cheese Kingdom were swapped in location. Vanilla Kingdom is grasslands with some forests, I think it would make more sense for it to go jungles of Hollyberry Kingdom -> temperate forests -> shrublands and grasslands of Vanilla Kingdom -> that short major river separating the continents -> Golden Cheese Kingdom -> Mediterranean climate and named jungles around Creme Republic. It would also make Golden Cheese Kingdom easier to lose because. Ok WAIT.

HOW DID GOLDEN CHEESE KINGDOM GET LOST WHERE IT IS CURRENTLY.

ITS LIKE. THE ONLY DAMN WAY TO GET TO THE VANILLA KINGDOM???? ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL AND IMPORTANT KINGDOMS IN THE PEAK OF ITS TIME???? THE CLOSEST POINT ACROSS THE RIVER IS RIGHT BY THE MAIN CHEESIAN CIVILIZATION! HOW DID COOKIES LOSE IT THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN INCREDIBLY COMMON KNOWLEDGE TO ACCESS THE VANILLA KINGDOM YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH GOLDEN CHEESE KINGDOM!

The Golden Cheese Kingdom would also presumably be along that east-west river! Assuming since it's based of Egypt that's owes its entire civilization to being built along the Nile River, Golden Cheese Kingdom would probably have started the same and would have its lifeline tied to that major river. That major river HAS to be a major waterway in the world just for the sheer distance is travels, its like a Northwest Passage, even if going through the Soda Ocean would probably be a more popular route from Hollyberry to the two northwestern kingdoms- that east-west river would have to be travelled to get to either Vanilla Kingdom or Golden Cheese Kingdoms for direct naval access.

(I also question how the hell Creme Republic lost the Vanilla Kingdom with their canonical locations because they're really not THAT far apart, they're the only two settlements on a smaller continent and have to pass over BOTH VANILLA KINGDOM AND GOLDEN CHEESE KINGDOM to access the vast majority of the rest of the world!! They have AIRSHIPS they should absolutely be spotting some of this stuff sooner. Vanilla Kingdom has the excuse of being in a pocket dimension for significant amounts of time. But Creme Republic airship pilots and cartographers are SLACKING going through the heart of Earthbread!)

SPEAKING OF THIS EAST-WEST WATERWAY AND THE SHORTER NORTH-SOUTH ONE. HOW DO NEITHER OF THESE HAVE NAMES ON THIS MAP?????? THERES ONE MILLION MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONABLY-CANONICAL LOCATIONS BUT NOT TWO WATERWAYS THAT ARE LIKE RIVER EQUIVALENTS TO THE USA-CANADA GREAT LAKES IN TERMS OF COMPARATIVE IMPACT. Other (NAMED) rivers on this map are indicated with simple thicker lines! Versus these rivers that have major width to them! THEY HAVE TO BE HUGE! AND THEY DON'T HAVE NAMES.....

The thing that started this entire rant (at least tonight the Golden Cheese Kingdom issue was previous) is that I was trying to figure out the currents around the Lake of Truth to actually make it like that for my fic I'm writing (because this is a weird unused location that is thematically too perfect, Peak of Truth from Diverged AU is where Lake of Truth is in canon. Peak of Truth might actually be a volcano in this case?) and anyway I figured that the river is probably swept north by currents and tectonics(?) and has one big funky meandering river effect where the river is formed by the currents hitting the banks and being bounced around. It probably hits some harder rocks in the mountains and forces it to loop back around on itself. This would make the "Black Luna Sea" labelled here HELLA treacherous to navigate because the currents would be horrific to navigate and get those box tides that indicate riptides that would sweep caught cookies out into the Silent Ocean by Tearcrown/Duskgloom Sea to the west

(graphic link from here)

(once again I question the choice of naming- "Black Luna Sea" but its near the Gem Mermaid's territory, and the City of Wizards / Tower of Frozen Waves where such a name would be much more reasonable to be found, are on the FAR opposite side of the world?)

OK ALSO. SPEAKING OF THINGS BEING ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE WORLD. GINGERBRAVE AND FRIENDS' TRAVELS ARE ABSOLUTELY ATROCIOUS.

0 = labelled as the Witch's Hut

1 = Cookie Kingdom

2 = Dragon Hill, location unknown, presumably close to Cookie Kingdom since that's all in a deciduous forest

3 = labelled as the Sugar Free Road, bright yellow showing its path around the northernmost part of Earthbread (HOW did they get across continents casually to start Sugar-Free Road??? AGAIN THE PARMESAN DESERT IS THERE)

4 = unlabelled ruins on the map, but possibly either the area around the Pomegranate Village for chapters 5 and 6, or the Forgotten Academy for chapters 7 and 8

5 = Vanilla Kingdom, which makes sense, was accessed through a portal

6 = Hollyberry Kingdom. Which is on the other side of Earthbread to Vanilla Kingdom? Could POSSIBLY be accessed easier if they went across the Soda Ocean, but that depends on when they made contact with Mango Cookie (I forgor if that was before or after Hollyberry update)

7 = Dark Cacao Kingdom. Horrific to access no matter where. In the story Bravegang went through the mountains- but Licorice Sea is also canonically a very violent ocean so while the snowy mountains are risky, they might be the only safe route

8 = City of Wizards. Technically a reasonable land journey along the side of the mountains and the coast, but they DID end up getting there by the end through the dream so eh whatever, shortcut

9 = THE THING THAT STILL DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. THEY ARE EXPLICITLY SAID TO TRAVEL FROM CITY OF WIZARDS TO GOLDEN CHEESE KINGDOM. HOW THE HELL????

10 = Creme Republic, but that technically isn't an issue of getting to there since I know they go from Vanilla Kingdom / Cookie Kingdom? (Im still working through Odyssey ok) via airship so again, easier travel

god i hate this map. Devsis can have been slipping in hints to Shadow Milk's existence since the actual beginning of the game (Guild update 1.1, Beacons of Unity, has dark magic circles with those damn eyes in the promo art, and his motifs have been appearing alongside Pure Vanilla since Pure Vanilla's inception in concept art) and they put so much thought into the details AND YET THEIR MAP IS IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES

[sketchesandnonesense]

Maybe its the chemo agony making my patience thin but getting tired seeing people get bent outta shape bc of posts where people express somethin you know was probs just a personal thought/experience that broke containment n then everyone thought "oh this is a big Discourse Point n I HAVE to give MY hot take n make it generalized/about me"

Yknow?

Rn Im trying not to peel my face off rn bc the new drugs are giving me god awful acne n fucked up skin n oh my goooood the textures is awful

So like

Idk i just dont have the give a fuck

Like bro just chillax

Take a nap, play a game, stare at a wall while listening to music n hallucinate AMVs of your blorbos, eat something n appreciate the fact you dont get insta-nauseous

Normally this stuff doesnt bug me n im just "yea k this is the flavor of the week what we're bitching bout" n move along but I am feeling Turbo Garbage so seein bitching that at the end of the day is completely meaningless irritates me more than usual lmao

[midgelenny]

"he is the last man i would ever marry" - famous last words

Jane & Guildford || Way Down We Go

[becca-e-barnes]

The need that I have for early morning, tender sex with Dbf!bucky that gets a little frantic and really passionate 😵‍💫

Especially if you tend to drift apart in your sleep. It feels so much nicer to curl up against him again the next morning, stealing some of his heat and enjoying the way that he smells so familiar to you now.

You can't help but feel a softness in your chest when he sleepily pulls you closer, placing a gentle kiss on the top of your head with his eyes still closed. If nothing else, you feel incredibly safe with your bare chest pressed to his and your limbs tangled together comfortably.

The sunlight has just managed to creep through a gap in between the curtains, illuminating the few grey hairs peppered across your partner's hairline and you swear he's never looked more beautiful.

He's more awake than he'd lead you to believe though. His eyes are barely even open before he's tilting your chin up, making it easier to capture your lips with his.

"Good morning." He mumbles in his deep morning voice when his lips part from yours.

"Hi." You can't help but smile, wiggling your body against the bulge in his underwear. "It's a great morning."

He can't help but roll his eyes at your enthusiasm.

"Didn't I take good enough care of you last night? You still want more." He pretends he's insulted but secretly, he's pretty damn pleased. You want him; plain and simple. You don't dress it up or play it off. Don't we all want to be wanted?

"See, that's the problem. You were too good to me last night. And now. I'm all worked up." You slip kisses to his neck and shoulders in between your sentences, hoping that it really drives your point home.

"You're a handful." Bucky teases, tilting your chin up once more, letting his lips collide with yours before allowing his tongue to do the same. It feels like his hands are all over your body at once, teasing and rubbing and gripping you, getting you even more worked up.

It's not long before he's got your leg hooked up over him and he's slipping his cock into you. The glide is that much easier given that he finished inside you just a few hours ago and the thought of that alone makes you even wetter.

Bucky's low groan as he slides into you is addictive. He's clearly still sensitive but it feels too good for either of you to stop now.

"Such a good girl. You take me so damn well." He's babbling already, eyes rolling back as he presses as deep inside you as possible, giving you a chance to take a breath before he starts to work your body in a way that no one else has ever managed.

[ruvviks]

rikki sketch wip btw

[tiny-tokunaga]

I've been EXHAUSTED this past week with watching my niece, and have had no problems getting to sleep early because of it, but of course when I have to get up super early for an appointment tomorrow? Can't sleep. And I know it's because my dumbass is too sad about not getting tickets for see you there because I got my hopes up despite having slimmer chances since I need a wheelchair accessible seat 😭

[applepi00]

Spent. Fucking three nearly four hours trying to code something into my game and my dear friend was trying so hard to help me out and in the end we reset everything we did and cheated around with a front end solution. Less elegant but whatever.

[tandytoaster]

This is my little space pirate guy Alph <333

[roxannekotovaruiz]

I know I’ve been gone from this blog in awhile -mostly because while I do consider myself a fan of KBR in some ways, I’m less a fan of them and more a fan of their books and that makes it hard to celebrate their books when they directly profit off of me celebrating their books- BUT I’m about to do my third reread of The Addicted series (plus probably another round of reading of AE and maybe the Bad Reputation Duet. I’m still debating Like Us because a lot of that series is. Not Good). And I just wanted to say that there will be analysis coming! Here are things I have in mind

Problematic Like Us - talking about KBR and all of the reasons I find them problematic and hard to support bc if I’m going to celebrate their books, I want all consumers to know what they’re getting into. This is a must for me. But it will take rereading the text and more research. So be patient on this one.

Character analysis of the Core Six + Garlow and also AE characters. If I reread Like Us, tack them on here too.

Ship Analysis for all of the main ships as well.

A specific “Ryke isn’t a groomer but Krista and Becca were f*cking yikes in some ways when it comes to the Raisy relationship” analysis. I’ve actually started writing this one but I want to reread the series just to make sure my facts about the ship is accurate - and this is coming from the perspective of someone who does more or less ship Raisy

Jonathan Hale Sucks and Here’s Why

An analysis of the Kotova siblings and their dynamic with each other. May also include Dimitri.

Why I think the Addicted/Calloway books work and Like Us falls so flat.

I kinda just wanna talk about the girl squad and why I find them so fun.

Would also love to break down at least some of the Cobalt Empire and some of the other second gen kiddos I actually like, but once again idk if I’m gonna reread Like Us so who knows.

Potentially Camitri theories about Roxanne and how we got here bc I love her

(would also love to do charlieroxanne content as I love them but we shall see)

This is just the short list of ideas off the top of my head that I know I want to do. Honestly, within the Jonathan Hale essay, we might talk about how both Calloway parents suck as well, but despite all of these parents being awful, only one is truly villainized by the text and the fandom - and it’s not the one who physically/mentally abused his son and had sex with (a) minor(s). There’s no love lost between Jonathan Hale and me. That’s your one warning. So yeah, I know it’s been like. A drought of content, but I’m planning on coming back swinging. I hope y’all will wanna read the silly little words that I write.

[becca4leafclover]

Forget calling everyone "players." Forget half the server being "hybrids" that are half-developed species. Everyone is now a "cubito" in fanfiction and whatever genetics they have going on doesn't matter they're all on the same level of semi-godly individuals who are all too pathetic or weird to take advantage of whatever else they have going on. Cubitos no matter what average out to "normal enough in their circumstances"

[kurokoros]

somewhere after midnight chapter two and spiderman!steve fics incoming soon maybe???