new suicide squad anime got me thinking about the genderbend batman au i made when i was 16 again.
extra (nsfw??? body horror + shirtless doodle lol) art under the cut + drabble.
A mysterious actress appears in Gotham!
Production for the long-anticipated remake of the 1930s classic horror film, "The Clay", is saved in part thanks to the audition of one woman with no credits to her name, just a face and demeanor identical of the late leading actress of the original film.
However, the cast and crew have bigger worries than their limited budget and endless demands from their producers -- everyone involved seems to be disappearing one by one!
While the average gothammite worries that the cult classic's "cursed" reputation might be a little more than an urban legend, The Batman refuses to entertain such unfounded silliness and aims to get to the bottom of this crime against cinema!
presenting BATMAN '63 - THE RISE OF CLAYFACE coming not actually ever lmao
(her hair is brown now because I like the idea of her appearance never being fully consistent lol. shapeshifters gotta do their thing)
Despite how much I suffered making my last isat au Aris sprite redraw, I decided to do it again and once again went through hell doing it. There’s like a billion mistakes in this (such as her having the wrong arm rip) but at the end of the day I’m still happy with how it turned out :]
revamped a few things regarding gut stuff + a taste of angels' fuckass technology heehee ^^
angels have a completely liquid brain thats contained in a thin membrane, supported by a sheet of cartilage thats absolutely PACKED with nerve endings. having a liquid brain allows them to take a lot more damage to the head without fear of brain damage. theyre fucked if their skull gets pierced however, as once air gets in their skull, the membrane will pop and send brain soup everywhere. luckily for them though, their skulls are both thick as hell AND have a layer of fat and muscle to pierce through first.
their sails can fold down now, as well as their front teeth now being able to move similarly to a parrot beak(LOOK UP PARROT SKULLS THEYRE FUCKIN WILD) allowing them to grip onto prey better. angels eat rocks in order to strengthen their bones so i changed up the coloration of their bones to reflect that. depending on what minerals they eat, angel bones can vary in colour as the colour of the original rock gets mixed in with the original calcite bones. old angels will also eat gemstones and other sparkly minerals so that when they die, their bones(mainly the skull) will be extra sparkly for funerary reasons. some angels will eat gemstones regardless of age just because they like the idea of their bones being extra pretty, even if no one can/will see them.
ever since angels figured out how to harness the processing power of their liquid brains, theyve been using it in almost all technology ever since.
rather than writing things down, angels will use this liquid to store information in a computer-like fashion, and by sending off specific signals into it they can program the liquid to do just about anything. depending on the amount used, these "brains" can record and store memories, open doors, pilot ships, and even replicate and store whole entire people! as long as they have a constant stream of nutrients and regular monitoring, these brains can live almost indefinetley. in order to activate/talk to it, you must be touching any exposed part of the membrane. the tech may not work correctly with other aliens however, due to it being so closely connected to angel biology.
brains that have a consiousness integrated into it are called BUIs(bio-unital intelligence), and are the angels' equivalent to sentient AIs. not gonna go too much into detail about them now since i wanna make a separate post on them, but theyre often created to do more complicated tasks, such as governing highly populated ships and running ground settlements, but theyre also made when an angel's body has been life-threateningly damaged and they dont want to die just yet. this is only done if said nearly-dead angel agrees to it beforehand, as the integration is both painful AND permanent. BUIs dont need to be touched directly to function, and will perform tasks independently of other angels.
listen i can’t prove that asp bloggers by and large seem to know brinker was based on gore vidal now because of me but brother i will say it was not like that back when there were like 4 asp blogs and all the fanart was anime
#part of me wants to change my avatar to one of these pieces but i cannot bring myself to take away the 2019 rumple i have had for two years
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Today is the day! The Il Sistina production of CATS opens tonight (07 December 2022) in Rome!
Below are some more specific character photos, outside of larger group photos.
Jacopo Pelliccia as Gatto Giò (Bustopher Jones, a separate character in this production).
Photos taken by Gianluca Sarago.
Gaia Soprano as Cassandra.
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133 notes - Posted December 7, 2022
#4
Everyone generally knows what the Rumpus Cat looks like in traditional productions, right? A bit silly, with funky hair and red eyes.
Meanwhile in Japan, the modern Rumpus Cat looks like this:
The hero we never knew we needed.
(Fukuoka 2021, January 2022; Kenshin Mori as Rumpus Cat, Miki Okudaira as Jellylorum, Eiko Kataoka as Rumpleteazer, Yuki Takahashi as Old Deuteronomy, Taijun Kanemoto as Munkustrap, and Yurie Sato as Bombalurina. Almost fully hidden is Haruaki Tamai as Mungojerrie.)
141 notes - Posted February 21, 2022
#3
Rehearsals have started for the production of CATS at Teatro Sistina in Italy, starting 07 December 2022, an officially licensed non-replica from RUG.
The designs are interesting in that they have reference sheets for both the makeup and costume.
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149 notes - Posted November 9, 2022
#2
The promotional pictures for the UK/International Tour 2022 have been posted!
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181 notes - Posted May 31, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
I never uploaded these pictures last year, so I figured now would be a fun time to celebrate Pride Month again. Who better than with my favourite cast of Cats in Vienna?
Hi to the person who just went thru all my pokepark art <3 I’m in the middle of going thru the games again for the first time in like. Over 5 years probably. so perfect timing
Yan! Boyfriend who you thought to be a golden retriever only to have him turn into a Doberman the moment you are away from him.
Yan! Boyfriend who is the "all 5 love language combo" for you and you only!
Act of service? Fun, especially when his head is buried into your crotch. That aside, yes he does all those sweet ass stuffs. Anything you think of, he has done it, even to the very most downbad shit you could think of.
Physical touch? PDA if you are into that, else either a hand around your thigh, squeezing them with love or shit ton of pecks.
Words of affection? 'My love looks so gorgeous as usual! What a refined beauty my love is, no wonder I can't stop falling head over heels for you!' And you were on the bed with bad hair, drooling on your pillow.
Gifting? How many gifts have you received today from him? Starting from something little to something large? The most surprising would be him coming home with a pet for you.
"Ta-daaa! You've been saying you want a pet so I think you will like this!"
Quality time? Not a problem for him. He has a lot of time for you. Hm? Work? Better not question him further about it. All that matters is that it's enough to give the two of you more than enough, even allowing the two of you to laze around. (Unlike Yan! Lawyer Husband and Yan! Antagonist who barely has any time for darling pfft-)
Yan! Boyfriend who is practically on his knees like a dog waiting for his treat when you are about to do something ✨️ r o m a n t i c a l ✨️ on him. Say who's a good boy and you could have sworn you saw his non-existent tail wagging excitedly.
"Who's a good boy hm? Who's a gooood boy??"
"Me! Blue! Blue is a good boy!"
Well, at least he is now because he wasn't when you first met him. He's changed a lot just for you, didn't want to disappoint you the next time you see him.
Yan! Boyfriend is the guy who you can really depend on for everything. Financially? Yes. Wanna beat the fuck out of someone? Call him and that person will have a taste of all the martial arts he has learned back then, not to mention he was quite the delinquent back then. Mentally? Yes. He's always there for you, either making it worse or better.
Yan! Boyfriend who likes to show you off to his friends and co-workers so much as though you are his prized possession. The hand that never leaves your waist and the dagger he shot at the people who stared at you for a bit too long are threatening enough to scare them away. Will definitely have a separate chat with them later,
"The fuck you are looking at my love for hm?"
Ignore how their nose is red and bleeding okay? If only Blue was able to do more, he would have had his fist buried into their face even more and harder like in the good ol' days. Has no choice but to be good else someone might rat to you about his behavior again.
Yan! Boyfriend who really likes to sleep on your lap, being able to feel you this close just makes him feel all giddy like a teenager in love. Would litter kisses and licks if you are not wearing anything that covers your thighs.
Yan! Boyfriend who will almost have the same taste in music as yours because he's just like that. Sucking in everything about you and ends up liking it.
Yan! Boyfriend who will vibe with you nonstop. If you are the crack type person, he will just be as crack as you, making people think whether the two of you are high in crack or not. Will always make you feel like it's okay to do anything you want without having to be embarrassed. Too shy to sing? Well, watch him scream his lungs out (Lemon and Grape chilling with ear muffs) and his hand motioning you tag along.
"BABY WON'T YOU LOOOOVEEE MEEEE"
"What do you say we gag him up with the mic?"
"Great, I'll hold him by the neck."
Yan! Boyfriend who really loves watching you sleep. No, he's not a somnophilic bastard like Yulian. He just adores seeing you resting so peacefully. (while Eleanor panicking over darling sleeping)
Yan! Boyfriend who enjoys cooking breakfast for you. You'll wake up greeted with him standing by the kitchen or sitting by the dining table waiting for you to wake up. Hm? If the food has gone cold because you woke up late, he'll just reheat it. Nothing biggie so no need to feel bad about it ^^
Yan! Boyfriend who is always keeping his mental state in check just in case it cracks open the ugly side of him again. He's embarrassed of it yet he is grateful for it because it brought the two of you to meet. Just staying next to you is enough to keep him sane so try not to stray too far from him okay? He might really snap again and the place you once called home might be nothing but ruins.
"Love you... dear."
Yan! Boyfriend who hates being away from you! If his work suddenly requires him to be somewhere away from you, he will bring you along with him! (I might make a chart of the difference for all the LIfE Pro casts)
"Almost feels like a vacation eh? Let's visit this place once I'm done with work love!"
Although he always brings you along, there are times when he'll have to leave you with Lemon or Grape, either asking them to stay with you or you stay over their place.
"Try not to dent his sport car again yeah? He was yapping at me for hours ahaha! I will ask Grape to watch over you as well, she'll do well as your nanny. Hm? Not a little kid anymore? Oh no no, better be safe than sorry. Don't want those nasty ghosts keeping you awake during the night yeah?"
Afternote:
Blue is my second favorite! Yulian has always been the first so no one sees Blue that much... he's just so sweet... although the story he shares with Eleanor tangles everything up...
Authors note: today i discovered that I can fully just screenshot Instagram posts so that was really helpful 🤦♀️ | another quick one | opening my Carlos Sainz list then 🌶️
Warnings: one curse word
Face Claim: Joanna Pincerato
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user1 omg 🤩
user2 too hot to get cold
user3 my fav
user4 I love her so much
user5 Carlos Sainz in the likes again
user6 someone tell him to shoot his shot lmao
user7 it’s been months 😭
user8 ahhhhh she looks so pretty
user9 🫶
user10 lovely
user11 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
user12 I need that swimsuit
user13 I could never 🥶
carlossainz 😍
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user14 omg Carlos finally commented
user15 about time
user16 her hair is so nice
user17 ❄️❄️❄️
user18 y/n just liking Carlos’ comment is so funny to me
user19 prettyyyy
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Beautiful querida 😍
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Thank you Carlos 🤭 🫶
carlossainz
Of course ángel ❤️
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user20 queen
user21 so pretty
user22 my fav
user23 🎨🎨🎨
user24 Carlos back in the likes
user25 lmao my man’s always lurking I can’t
user26 artsy vibes 👩🎨
carlossainz you’re the most beautiful art 😍
yourusername ahhh thank you carlito 🫶
user27 CARLOSSSSSS
user28 my man went from heart eye emojis to full sentences, they grow up so fast
user29 oh trust he still included the heart eyes
user28 can’t change him lmao
user30 and she replied!!! 🥹
user31 they’re already so cute I can’t
user32 ❤️❤️❤️
user33 the fit eats
user34 the prettiest painting is you 🫶
user35 Carlos already pulled that one
user35 good try though queen 🫶
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SMOOTH OPERATORRRRR
user37
Carlos????
user38
Is that my bbg Carlos Sainz
user39
HE DID IT
user40
That better be car boy or so help me god
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user41 “my sun” 🥹
user42 Carlos don’t simp on main challenge: impossible
user43 IS THAT BBG Y/N!!!!???
user44 y/n? 🥹
user45 I hope that’s y/n
user46 wait yall know who that is???
user47 we think it’s this girl that Carlos has been interacting with for months now
user46 what’s her @
user47 @/yourusername
user46 omg I just checked and this man has been down bad for months hasn’t he?? 😭
user47 he has been 😭
user48 loml
user49 😍🤩
user50 heart eye emojis, my man is consistent fr
user51 stop with the woke soft launch madness
user52 show it to me Rachel
user53 just tag her bro 😩
user54 y/n liked!!! 😍😍😍😍
user55 ☀️☀️☀️
user56 my fav couple
user57 they’ve been together 3 seconds and he hasn’t even confirmed that that’s y/n
user56 idc I feel it in my nuggets
user58 BAE 🤭
user59 @/yourusername is this u queen???
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user60 Carlos crumbs
user61 I’m sure everyone will be completely normal and calm about this
user62 CARLOSSSSSSSSS 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️
user63 YEAHHH CARLITO
user64 that’s the smooth operator I know it is
user65 my down bad king Carlos Sainz
user66 LANDO LIKEDDDD
user67 that’s how we know it’s real, he’s involved his friends 🤭
user68 idc that buff ass arm is car number 55
user69 do we know that’s Carlos???
user70 it has to be
user71 if its not I might jump off a high building
user72 woah, bit dramatic
user71 🤷🏽♀️
user73 my two favs 🤩
user74 I think I’m in love with her not even kidding
user75 me too queen
user75 she’s genuinely so pretty 😭
user76 they’re such pretty people, I need couple photos NEOW
user77 hard-launch 🔜 pls
user78 why are they pretending like we don’t know who their launching 😭
carlossainz 😍
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user79 alright so now we definitely know who that is 😭
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mi amore
I sent you that in confidence 😩
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Sorry baby
You just look so cute 🤭
carlossainz
Ah I cant be mad at you querida
But that definitely feels like a “hard-launch”
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I guess it is 😅
carlossainz
at least I get to post you now 🫶
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user80 YAYYYYYY
user81 finally 😭
user82 love of my life 🥹
user83 my favorite couple
charles_leclerc ah congratulations!
carlossainz Gracias Charles!
user84 ❤️❤️❤️
user85 THEYVE LAUNCHED
user86 smooth operatorrrrr
user87 beautiful couple ❤️
user88 awwww 🥹
user89 HES DONE IT
user90 y/n posted that story and he was quick with the relationship post 😭😐
user91 he needed us to know lmao
user92 endgame fr
user93 they're so pretty together 🫶
user94 Carlos has been working for this for months, proud of him
user95 can't stop the grind
user96 smooth operator on and off the track
user97 🌶️🌶️🌶️
user98 wait they feel so real like they actually like eachother
user99 “like”? That man is in love with her idc
user100 lmao he definitely acts like it
landonorris smooth operatorrrr
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user101 lmao even Landos using the joke
user102 I can’t they’re so perfect 😭
yourusername love youuu 🥹🫶
carlossainz te amo mi sol ❤️
user103 THE HEART EYES IN THE CAPTION!!! 😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM!!!