#begged for my spit

[spicywreck]

what's great about romeo's daddy by ethel cain is that it can be about devil's minion nasty 70s/sugar daddy era OR dubai rashid!armand wanting to fuck that old man soooooo bad

I stay winning, y'all

[dxrktopaz]

me wet?? neverrrr

[gildedmuse]

Listen.... Trafalgar Law is like Opposite Pick Me Girl.

Evidence:

He stole Doffy's whole look down to the shirtless sluttiness, feather coat and the earrings.

He COPIED DOFFY'S ACTIVATION METHOD. How "notice me, senpai!!" is THAT!?

Like Doflamingo, he acts as though your attempts at torturing him are absolutely precious.

Law straight up based his jolly roger on Doffy's. Like it's not even kinda subtle. (Not that Law does subtle. Which is weird for someone trying SO HARD to be dark, mysterious, and edge-y as Kikoku. )

Trafalgar spent years of his life travelling around the world, gaining notoriety and power, putting into place a series of intricate moving parts that all had to come together in just the right way all so Doflamingo would notice him and remember his face forever.

Law: Please, Young amaster-sama! Oh, please pick me!

Law: To kick your pathetic, subhuman ass.

[Thanks to @revlischarm who gave me this idea.]

[depravedangelbaby]

drinking some wiiiiine tonight and daydreaming about making out with my sweet mutuals until we're too needy and begging for each other ♡♡♡

[transmechanicus]

It is my duty, my obligation, my compulsion, and my hunger, to be so absolutely and exotically Myself that the course of the world would sooner warp and contort than obstruct my passing among the clockwork of creation.

[4-as-in-a-trenchcoat]

What are these brand of images called

[monboyfs-seesaw]

Cary expecting saw to flop and not wanting to be there anymore will never not be funny. Laugh my ass off imagining him bite his fist everytimw he sees how much X is grossing. He gets an anxiety attack everytime the phone rings because he knows its eventually gonna be "hey can you be Gordon again" and he'll say no and they're like "cool okay ill send you the script" and he fucking bites his phone in half yet still shows up to the blind read

[mythology-void]

guys. guys both Poseidon and hermes think they're terrible fathers but they were both willing to make unimaginable sacrifices to make sure their sons were safe. guys. guys pay attention

[ardentpoop]

most ppl’s dean “meta” boils down to “I think hes hot . and I want to fuck him. so he needs to be a special little prince little innocent baby boy who is incapable of victimizing anyone. did I mention he is hot. and I want to fuck him. queer icon on account of he is hot. and I want to fuck him. have you seen him? he is so hot. he MUST be the goodest guy here. god hes hot.”

[angel-amelia-d]

Don’t ever complain about your sh*tty life to me. Your life is meant to be sh*t while mine is supposed to be perfect. Keep suffering for my benefit

[eggwishing]

our couch was moldy anyways

[soaps-mohawk]

The way you write the scenes between Simon and omega and the tension between them feels like Nazareth by Sleep Token. There's the sensuality that implies a sexual relationship, yet at the same time, it could be lethal if not handled properly

Ugh that is so perfect anon I could kiss you 💋

That is them. That is 100% them. You have no idea

[3gremlins]

me: so i've somehow become the de facto leader of my raid group and there's all this drama and i think i'm bad at dealing with it my therapist: it's interesting that you're the leader of things...that's good right? me: oh no this happens a lot and it's terrible. you know how in skyrim you show up at mage college like "hello yes, i'd like to learn magic" and they're like "that's great, we're having this problem, can you help us?" and you're like "okay sure i guess" and they're like "great, thank you, also you're the leader now b/c you did the stuff" and this happens with every single organization in that game?? This is my life. like i just wander into groups wanting to participate/do stuff and then since i'm the only one who is willing to organize anything i somehow become in charge. my therapist: fascinating! ngl i'm so proud of you for making communities! reaching out! nature is healing! me: i feel like you are not understanding the problem tho :3

[aluciddream]

Does anyone have that one picture of mark hoffman looking like this (amazinnly draen by me)

Saw fans please unite and help💔🙏🙏🙏🙏

[lali-hoe]

Thinking about someone telling me to close my eyes and open my mouth, acting like they're gonna feed me something.

Instead, they just tilt my head back a little and spit in my mouth, pressing against my chin to close it for me.

[daylillie]

OCD really does not want me to eat right now. Like I got over *insert health fear* that caused me to barely eat. Now happily enjoying a meal then I taste something repugnant so obviously it's *insert old contamination fear resurfacing* Spit it all out. I want to wash my mouth out with soap. Looked like an idiot with my tongue out trying to decide if I should spit until I convince myself it's okay to swallow or..actually wash my mouth out with soap. So, I'll be at the sink for the next hour spitting.

But hey guys, remember I'm so OCD lol it's like a superpower. This is amazing I can't believe no one is calling me to organize their house.