#bella the vegan dog

[systastic]

ty for this blog! can we request three lvl3 werewolf alters who go together?

meow :( dogs… but oki!! the more friends the merrier <3 -🍥

i know you said werewolf, buuuut werewolf pictures are damn hard to find. so i went with three shifters instead :] -🌳

name :: vellatrix, trixie, bellatrix, xenia, hendrix, lux, maddox

age :: 21 to 24

pronouns :: they/them, xe/xer, shx/hxr, it/its, nim/nims, fang/fangs

roles :: verbal protector, janusian,

species :: werewolf / vampire hybrid

gender identity :: panea, soluperic, transmascthing

orientation :: sapphic / skoliosexual (may be controversial, use w caution!)

source :: brainmade

aesthetic :: goth punk, grunge

appearance description :: being an albino bat/wolf hybrid, xenia has pure-white skin, white fur, and red eyes. xe often has to stay in a semi-transformed state specifically to avoid sunburn and wears sunglasses outside to prevent eye irritation, but plays this off as though it’s a faulty gene or something. it’s only at night that it can transform fully into a bat, wolf, or human — though it sometimes likes to mix and match xer attributes for the “aesthetic”. hendrix’s choice of fashion is mostly strapped clothes, flannel, ripped jeans, platform shoes due to their measly height of five foot zero, and huge dangly earrings that glimmer in the moonlight. vellatrix doesn’t want to cover up fangs albinism; to fang, it’s a mark of pride that makes them stand out from the others.

personality description :: bellatrix is what the kids would call a “little shit”. a troublemaker. an absolute gremlin. a full-blown creacher. it lives up to the name with its eccentric personality and chaotic way of composing itself, as well as its commitment to breaking several laws over and barely even batting an eye. xenia wouldn’t murder someone, granted — but a little bit of arson? jaywalking? owning several raccoons and referring to them as trash puppies? oh, yeah. they’d do that. it is genuinely hard to tell if xena even knows that these are crimes or if theyre doing it on accident. the open tab of “weirdest crimes in america” in their browser might suggest otherwise...

likes :: albino rats, spooky dudes, funky little guys, collecting bones and scraps of old letters, raccoons (trash pandas), snakes, any weird or commonly disliked animal, other hybrid species, people who upset the status quo (reasonably so, not like literal serial killers), anarchy, attending riots, cherry-flavored anything, chapell roan, and sucking the red color out of things to feed on (vegan moment!)

dislikes :: straight-laced people, goody-two-shoes (brad and chelsea are exceptions!), snitches, serial killers, people with main character syndrome, being compared to the manic pixie dream girl stereotype (it is NOT a pixie, it’s a werewolf vampire obviously), ableism, twitter, drama forums, taking shit from other people, unwritten rules (if they didn’t want people to break them, they should write it down!)

front triggers :: lists of rules it has to follow, tired gender norms, debates or arguments, anything chappell roan

signoff :: 🦴, 🐁, or 🩻

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name :: bell/bella, britney, kiara, madeline (mads), hailey, caitlyn, audrey, chelsea

age :: 23 to 27

pronouns :: she/her, occasionally they/them

roles :: protector, coach, athlete, physical protector, coltenoir, anger holder

species :: werewolf

gender identity :: girldiun, ludovigirl // wolf emsoul, knightsensus (not genders but part of her identity)

orientation :: heterosexual

source :: brainmade

aesthetic :: vsco preppy, basic girl, bubblegum dance

appearance description :: kiara has blond-dyed brown hair that’s slowly growing out back to its natural color. hailey is extremely toned and has abs hard as rock. like — literally. people who try to punch her in the stomach might end up breaking their fist or worse if they go toe to toe with audrey. she stands at an imposing six feet and two inches tall, towering over most of her friends and relatives. mads has been blessed (or cursed, depending on how you look at it) with a severe case of resting bitch face that could curdle milk with a single glance. she isn’t trying to be mean all of the time — it’s just the way her face looks! fortunately, the people who are close to her know this and don’t take her looks to heart.

personality description :: blunt, sarcastic, rude, and gruff: those are the four perfect words to describe caitlyn. she doesn’t beat around the bush and tells people how it is straight up, no bullshitting. why lie? lying only makes shit worse. their overly dry and snarky sense of humor can get audrey into hot water — not that they really care. they shrug it off like nothing ever happened. her bluntness can come off as being rude to others, as does her generally gruff way of speaking. cora tries to hold it back for her friends and family, but it still slips through on occasion. god help you if you insult their friends; you’ll be pounded into a pancake faster than you can say ‘sorry’.

likes :: sports (especially basketball), getting fit, maintaining her figure, savory foods like steak, cooking on the grill, weightlifting, hitting the gym with her friends, showing off her muscles, proving her strength, defending her friends and family from assholes, starting arguments, infighting among her six (yes, six!) siblings, wrestling matches, family dinners, and spending time with her loved ones

dislikes :: sugar-heavy foods like cakes or donuts, anything that’s overly rich in carbs unless she needs to carbo-load, vegetarian meals aka “rabbit food”, karens (eugh), entitled people, those who have no sense of respect or patience, bastards, her brothers (sometimes), being called a “sweet girl” or “adorable” unless you’re a grandma (cus damn you, she’s a woman! put some respect on her name!), criminals, people with no sense of justice, chaos for chaos’ sake

front triggers :: physical activity and working out, mealtimes (especially if the body is super hungry), and bouts of exhaustion (she supplements the energy to keep going)

signoff :: 🏀, 💪, or 🏋️

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name :: kai, kyle, kodiak (kodi/kody), danny, drew, dave, aiden, cole, brad, chad, billy

age :: 16 to 18

pronouns :: he/him, rarely bark/barks

roles :: happiness holder, mood booster, advocate, caesian, confidence holder

species :: human-dog shifter

gender identity :: demiboy

orientation :: bisexual!!

source :: brainmade

aesthetic :: athlete, himbocore

appearance description :: brad has fluffy black and white hair, bright brown eyes and a face with an eternal smile on it. he’s really muscular and has tanned skin due to constantly being outside and running around. chad has a stupidly floofy tail right above his hindquarters and floppy ears that hang down on either side of his head. these ears and tail are an actual part of his body — so pulling, pinching, yanking, cutting, or even just touching it will definitely get a reaction. he is almost always in sportswear and ready to rumble with whatever the activity of the day is. frisbee? heck yeah! rafting? bring it on! it’s more of a challenge to find anything he doesn’t want to or is willing to do. with the right group of friends, chad is down for literally anything.

personality description :: it may or may not be obvious by now, but billy is a himbo. as in, very much a himbo. he is not very bright when it comes to passive perception, academics, the arts, or basically anything that doesn’t involve physical activity. he is the kind of guy who peaked in high school but genuinely has not realized it yet (and you really don’t want to tell him because damn it, he’s so darn cute and you wouldn’t wanna break his heart!) he loves his friends and family so very much to the point of sacrificing his own life for them. in his mind, it’s better to have his companions be safe instead of himself. if he has to fight a bear to do that - which everyone but him knows that he is no match for - then so be it! heck, danny still isn’t aware of the fact his friends are werewolves and not other dog shifters. he just assumes they’re all the same because big dog = the good friendly sniff smell.

likes :: head pats, scratches between his ears, playing with his pals, frisbee, chasing things down, dog parks, walks, exercise, playing in the backyard, sniffing weird shit (yes, this includes other people’s butts), yapping about his current interests and hobbies, making new friends, meeting up with old friends, fun activities, action and adventure, and hanging out with vellatrix and britney!!

dislikes :: people yelling at him over small mistakes, thunder and lightning, being told to shut up, betrayal, getting kicked out of his bed, taking naps, losing his stuff, people stealing things from his giant hoard of toys, fireworks (they are very “unpoggers” as he puts it), being misled (when someone says they threw the ball but they didn’t actually throw it…), and being blamed for stuff he didn’t do.

front triggers :: being called a “good boy”, ultimate frisbee, interesting smells, and being left alone with large quantities of food (yes, he will try to eat it all)

signoff :: 🐕, 🐾, or 🍗

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[heartspin2023]

This just popped into my head.

I am not a fan of Twilight and mean no insult to those that do, but see so many spin offs of the scene in the woods that, upon seeing it again, suddenly thought this.

Twilight AU

Bella "I know what you are."

Edward internally freaking out, tense,"say it."

Bella" vampire."

Edward visibly relaxed and mentally takes the biggest sigh of relief," uh yeah. Yeah vampire. That is totes what I thought we went to the woods to chat about"

While in reality he has been trying desperately to get closer to Jacob to confess his too random crush, and knows Bella and he are good friends.

Or? Where if Jacob and Edward hooked up, the relationships most likely would be healthier, and all the fuckery that happened cuz of Edward and Bella would unfuck itself for the most part while getting a sort of Wolf/ Vegan vamp bridge of friendship. And Edward Bella and Jacob would make an awesome friendship trio while Bella goes off to college and becomes some sort of hot shot CEO of a company that focuses on vegan restaurants or something. There is a special chain for vampires.

Dogs allowed at all locations.

And suddenly I want to write a ff to fix Twilight.

Again. No insult meant for those who do!<my bestie loves it> I just don't get the appeal. LOL

[toonyscorner]

I had this crazy wack ass dream where I was Jonah and I was killing off the military with Adam but then we got to the mayor and suddenly I was a dog and died and Benrey put me in all dogs go to heaven 2 but then Nero and the vegan teacher were dating and got married and killed Everyone with the power of veganism then Nero ate bella the dog so Miss Kadie the vegan teacher kills him and eats him then she dies bc she ate meat but then Gordon Freeman walks into my school and then zombies are everywhere so Benrey goes in creative mode and Gordon kills all the zombies then TommyInnit doesn't jump in the Cadillac so he fucking dies then Caligula and my uncle get married then I remember my uncle is dead so he becomes sans and flies away

In order words, I need mental help.

[jikatuka]

BELLA'VE BEEN VEGAN AUGUST 2017 HELP HER PLEASE

[ridiculously-over-obsessed]

Honestly it’s worth noting that I use the word drabble very liberally because this is like 1800 words and drabbles are technically exactly a 100 but y’know... 🤷🏻🥲

FEBRUARY DRABBLES, DAY FOUR - DINNER DATE

Beca sat in the restaurant, wine glass in hand as she tried to pay attention to the woman sat opposite her and the story she was telling her about her… cat? Dog? Kid? God Beca hoped it wasn’t a kid, she so was not in a position for that kind of responsibility. Why was she thinking about that? This clearly wasn’t going to go beyond this first date, she was nice enough but Beca was bored out of her mind. She would kill Stacie for setting them up later, they had nothing in common and she had proceeded to prove that she was the most irritating woman that had ever existed (especially after Beca had suggested a restaurant or two that she knew were nice for a first date and this woman had insisted on going to a vegan one which was never a good indicator for Beca).

Why had she let Stacie set her up on a blind date? Besides getting her to stop going on and on about doing it, Beca saw literally no upside to this particularly excruciating date. This woman reminded her of her mother in so many ways (aka a laissez-faire hippy) and whilst Beca adored her mom it was not what she wanted in a girlfriend. And even her mom wasn’t a vegan… how did Stacie even know a woman like this? She definitely felt more likely to be Flo’s friend… or Lilly’s, Lilly always had the weirdest friends outside of the Bellas.

“Becky?”

Stacie’s friend was looking at Beca intently as Beca realised she had spaced out entirely. She cringed at the use of Becky and at herself for zoning out.

“Uh, it’s Beca…” Beca smiled tightly, “I kinda hate Becky… it’s only my mom that gets to call me that.”

God why was she on a blind date with a more annoying version of her mother?

“Oh sorry!” The woman giggled, Beca realising in that moment she had completely forgotten her name. Shit.

“I was just asking if you wanted to go and get another drink somewhere?”

Oh FUCK no. That sounded like a really bad idea. Worse than whatever tofu riddled, dirt tasting meal that Beca had just consumed. No, this had to end right now.

“Oh, I um… I have an early start tomorrow, it’s a super important client meeting, I really need to be on my A game…” Beca wasn’t technically lying, she did have a huge client meeting tomorrow, but it was late afternoon and she was more than prepared for it.

“No problem!” The woman beamed at her as Beca tried desperately to remember her name, “This hasn’t gone well, has it?”

“Uh…” Beca was shocked by her bluntness as she grinned sheepishly, “No… not really. I’m sorry, you seem really lovely, it’s just… you kinda remind me of my mom? Like a lot, and she’s amazing but…”

“You don’t want to date her.” The woman giggled, “I get it. You seemed kinda distracted the whole time, I’m glad it’s because I reminded you of your mom and not because you were thinking of someone else…”

“Right.” Beca blushed a little as she nodded again, “Listen, I’ll get this. I’m sorry I’ve been such a crap date.”

“Oh please! It’s fine, I have dated far worse than you, this is New York… we’ll split it, call it a loss and just go back to our lives. Sound good?”

“Yeah.” Beca grinned, “Sounds good.”

On the Uber ride back to her apartment Beca let her mind wander again, this time to the roommate that she knew would still be out on her own date. That’s why she had agreed to the blind date, if she was being completely honest with herself. Because Chloe had a date with the same guy that she had been on six other dates with in the last week and a half. The hunking soldier they’d met on the USO tour, that Beca wasn’t allowed to be mad about because she’d had five years to kiss Chloe and she hadn’t. Of course someone else had gotten there first, Chloe was incredible why wouldn’t they?

God she really hoped the apartment would be empty. She and Chloe had moved out of the shoebox apartment they’d shared with Amy and into a two bedroom apartment closer to the studio and to Chloe’s vet school. Beca’s career had exploded after the USO tour which she was grateful for, even if it meant splitting her time between producing and making her own music. But with Chloe came her new boyfriend Chicago (such a stupid name…) and that brought about the excruciating knowledge that Chloe was in love with someone else and they were having very loud sex in Chloe’s bedroom.

All Beca wanted was a quiet night, and not to contemplate her broken heart as she crammed her headphones onto her head.

What Beca found when she opened the front door was Chloe sat on the sofa sniffling softly with her knees pulled to her chest. Beca immediately dropped her bag and went to her, knelt in front of Chloe as she took her hands in hers, concern in every line of her face.

“Chlo? What happened, are you okay? Are you hurt?”

“I um… we broke up.” Chloe mumbled, wiping at her cheek with her shoulder, “It’s over.”

“Oh Chloe.” Beca sighed softly as she got up onto the sofa, gently pulling Chloe into her arms, “I’m sorry. It’s his loss, I always thought you could better than him anyway.”

“I’m the one that ended it.” Chloe whispered, head resting in the crook of Beca’s neck, “I- I didn’t want him Beca. He’s great, he’s really sweet and he always treated me so well but… it’s not him that I want. I couldn’t do that to him.”

Beca held Chloe a little tighter as she rubbed her back in the way that she knew calmed her. She’d done it so many times at this point, when Chloe had failed her exams, when they had been disqualified from competing in everything but the Worlds, when numerous boyfriends had inevitably broken her heart. She hated it when Chloe was upset, hated to see those impossibly blue eyes full of sadness and her perfect little nose all red. Chloe was such a ray of sunshine in Beca’s life that seeing her sad just felt… wrong.

“It’s still shit.” Beca murmured into her hair, “Breakups are always shit. Jesse and I called it quits together, it was totally mutual and I was still a wreck for like a week after, it was gross.”

“You were really gross and snotty that first night.” Chloe giggled softly, squeaking in surprise as Beca poked her in the ribs, “What, you were! And you slept in my bed for like three nights, it was very inconvenient.”

“Jeez forgive me for wanting my best friend to comfort me.” Beca snorted, “I had broken up with my boyfriend of two years I needed a little sympathy and I certainly wasn’t getting that from Amy…”

“True.” Chloe giggled again, a moment of content silence passing between as Chloe curled into Beca’s side.

“Do you ever think about how it’s not weird that I moved here with you?” Chloe whispered, a tension to her voice as she played with her fingers.

“What do you mean?” Beca frowned a little, heart starting to be a little faster. Of course it wasn’t weird that they still lived together… right?

“Y’know, how it wasn’t even a question?” Chloe shrugged, “We both just assumed I would. That we’d just live together like we have done since your sophomore year because that’s the way it’s always been.”

“I mean… now that you mention it maybe it is weird that we never stopped to think about it.” Beca mused, hand still rubbing small patterns into Chloe’s back, “But why would I? You’re… you’re Chloe of course you’re always going to be there.”

“I’m not sad because we broke up.” Chloe’s voice was quiet at this point, eyes firmly glued on her hands, “I mean I am, he was a nice guy but he took it really well… I’m sad because I got home and you were on a date.”

“Oh.”

Beca’s heart was pounding in her chest and she knew Chloe would be able to hear it. Chloe was sad because she was on a date? Why would that make her sad? It wasn’t because… it couldn’t be because… could it?

“If um… if it helps it was a terrible date.”

“Really?” Chloe looked up from her fingers, her eyes meeting Beca’s as Beca swore she saw a flicker of hope in them.

“Yeah it was like being on a date with my mom… if she was boring and a vegan which just made it so much worse…” Beca chuckled, shaking her head a little, “I couldn’t even tell you what her name was, that’s how good it was.”

“I’m sorry it was so bad…” Chloe giggled, although Beca was starting to get the strongest suspicion that perhaps she didn’t mean it, “But um… I’m also kinda glad…”

“Yeah?” Beca breathed, heart in her mouth as their eyes met again. Chloe leaned in close, lips brushing against hers causing Beca to gasp softly as electricity shot up her spine. Wait… was this really happening?

“Yeah.” Chloe nodded softly, voice scarcely above a whisper, “Because it means I can kiss you. I don’t want Chicago, or anyone else for that matter. I want you.”

“Oh.” Beca mumbled, her brain fried and incapable of finding anything more coherent to say.

Chloe pressed her lips into Beca’s, pushing upwards from her position on the couch until she was upright and straddling her lap, her hands in Beca’s hair as the kiss deepened. Beca’s hands travelled up Chloe’s back, pulling her into her as her brain tried to wrap around what was happening. Chloe was kissing her, she was on her lap, her hands were tangled in her hair and she was freaking kissing her. Her tongue pushed into Beca’s mouth and Beca simply forget about anything else. What else was there to think about other than the fact that Chloe’s tongue was in her mouth and everything finally felt… right?

“Woah.” Was all Beca had to say when they finally broke apart for air, a stupid grin tugging at the corner of her lips, “That um… woah.”

“I’m glad you enjoyed it.” Chloe giggled, her forehead resting against Beca’s as her fingers remained in her hair, playing with it as she grinned at her.

“I mean… I knew I was missing something by the sounds that used to come out of your room…” Beca raised her eyebrow as Chloe blushed furiously, “But… Jesus Chlo. Why haven’t we always been doing that?”

“I don’t know.” Chloe pressed a quick soft kiss to Beca’s lips before taking her hand and pulling her onto her feet, “Come with me?”

“What?” Beca’s eyebrow raised higher, “Where are we going?”

“To show you exactly what you’ve been missing.”

[gamer-logic]

Since my state, Georgia, is having the annual Peaches to Beaches event which is two days of statewide yard sales, I thought it would be interesting to show how America, the states, and any other countries wanting to participate both 1p and 2p would be during this event. So here you go!

Georgia is happily selling fresh produce like boiled peanuts and Vidalia onions and peach-based deserts. Her homemade peach cobbler and ice cream are to die for!

Antonio (Spain) also sells many fresh tomatoes, olives, and other vegetables. He doesn't understand why no one wants his Olive Juice though.

Hawaii and Alaska make a killing selling lemonade at their stand with a free complimentary handmade flower crown with every purchase. While using their sheer cuteness to attract everyone including one of those sweet biker gangs. It's really surreal to see a huge gang of buff, tattooed, tough-looking guys in leather wearing flower crowns and drinking lemonade. Allen's also there to supervise and ward of creep. Also, to provide people more 'incentive' to buy their lemonade.

Texas breaks out the Texas BBQ and is in a Barbecuing turf war with Jett (Australia). They draw huge crowds for the five-alarm chili as well and hold a competition who can eat the most without burning out their tongues and/or passing out.

Florida sells some of the weirdest stuff you'll ever see. "Want a full-scale model of a gator made entirely out of bottle caps? Only ten bucks! Want a portrait of Florida Man painted with orange juice? 15 bucks!"

Nevada also tries to sell weird and sketchy stuff to scam everyone. "This piece is the genuine article folks! One napkin gently used by Elvis Presley himself! Just 500 bucks! Also, gets into a haggling war with Lars (Netherlands). Somewhere Alfred's dad instincts go off and he reminds himself to ground Nevada.

California, Oregon, and Washington collaborate and California sells anything vegan or made with avocadoes and the autographs of Hollywood stars, Oregon sells his old tye-dyed shirts and records, they also made him sell his old groovy hippy bus from the sixties he'd never got rid of no one knew they had. Oregon can be a bit of a hoarder, so they had to tie him to a chair and gag him because he wouldn't surrender the bus without a fight. Washington also tries to sell and drink cups of coffee, but in the hot Southern heat, this doesn't end well.

Louisiana sells anything Cajun-style from frog legs to fresh gumbo, to beignets. Also has a full collection of Mardi Gras masks and shrunken voodoo heads on sale for two bucks a pop.

Gilbert (Prussia) gets tricked by Nevada and gets a ton of stupid things he doesn't need. Ludwig (Germany) tries unsuccessfully to keep him on a metaphorical leash.

Ludwig always checks the quality of things he sees and buys dog toys and supplies for Blackie, Berlitz, and Astor. Later, he actually buys a kiddie leash for Gilbert.

All the while Lutz (2p! Germany) is asleep in a lawn chair with his hat on his face after drinking like six cold beers from this really good booth. All the while, Klaus (2p! Prussia) finds an antique Teutonic Knights flag from a vendor whose family was from Germany.

Vash (Switzerland) buys antique guns from Alabama and Roderich (Austria) also checks out some of Tennessee's guitars. He's horrified upon seeing Alabama's banjo and washboard.

Mathew (Canada) and Emma (Belgium) combine their powers and tag team to sell the best pancakes and waffles on earth with genuine Canadian maple syrup.

New York sells tons of baseball memorabilia and collectibles. Allen, trying to save his bad-boy image, tries to be discreet when buying some while taking Hawaii and Alaska around to get something with their lemonade money. James also gets some hockey memorabilia with Michigan and Minnesota who also got snow cones.

Alaska and Hawaii see a giant deluxe dollhouse but are almost in tears when they don't have enough money. But they end up getting it for free because no one can resist their weaponized puppy dog eyes. Also, no one can resist a growling Allen. Using the leftover money, they buy cute little rainbow umbrella hats for everyone and have Allen wear one who begrudgingly accepts it.

James, walking by with an armful hockey gear and flannel shirts, bursts out laughing when he sees this. In revenge, Allen forces him to wear one too and help him carry the dollhouse, much to Hawaii and Alaska's delight! "I said go my way puck head!" "No, it's my way, you vegan loving hoser!" A passing Francis (France)' is in stylish horror when they also make him and a nonchalant Luis (2p! France), holding a case of vintage wines, wear them too. Hawaii and Alaska go around giving umbrella hats to everyone including a sleeping Lutz they pass by.

Loving (Romano) practically has to supervise Feliciano (Italy) and keep him from buying anything too stupid on impulse or get scammed. They still end up with stacks upon stacks of cookbooks, kitchen wear, and a Mona Lisa made entirely out of Macaroni. They also get umbrella hats.

Flavio (2p! Romano) browses through clothing racks to get ideas for his vintage line. Also checks out the handmade fabrics like quilts. "Such craftsmanship! This pattern is so unique and chic! I simply must have it! What's your price Bella?" The nice old woman selling the quilt just smiles, "Oh just about five dollars young man." "Perfect!" Flavio hands the quilts off to Andreas (2p! Spain) who's practically buried underneath the fabric. Luciano (2p! Italy) facepalms while holding a new knife set in its case. "Oooh! Look at those adorable hats I just have to have one." Cue three more umbrella hats and a humiliated Luciano. "Just kill me now..."

Katyusha (Ukraine), Elizaveta (Hungary), Lillie (Liechtenstein), Natalya, (Belarus), Katya( 2p! Ukraine) and Anastasia (2p! Belarus), and Michelle (Seychelles) explore with armfuls of clothes, new ribbons, and a gun case for Switzerland (Lillie), cast iron frying pans (Elizaveta, watch out Prussia!), farm tools (Katyusha), Jewelry and unmentionables (Katya), dresses (Anastasia), an assortment of switchblades (Natalya), and one of those singing fish on a plague (Michelle). It's definitely an interesting group.

Kiku (Japan) and Kuro (2p! Japan) find a nerd booth selling comics, manga, and Japanese weapons like katanas. Kuro test swings a blade and tries to slice the table so hard it breaks the blade, "Hmmm, not sharp enough for me, got anything else?" He throws it on the pile of broken blades he's already tested. Kiku stockpiles on limited-edition manga and he and the vendor end up getting into a huge, heated by Kiku standards, debate on who's waifu is best. Further down, Alfred reads every Marvel/DC comic while keeping an ear out on every state's location. He checks on Texas via his glasses and notices he's beating Australia in the chili contest. "That's my boy!"

Wisconsin wearing a cheese head sells anything cheese-based. He's got cheddar, goat cheese, string cheese, cheese spray, gorgonzola, grilled cheese, cheese curds, Mac n' Cheese, cheese sculptures of all world monuments, you name it he's got it! He also starts a war with Iowa's corn dishes and Idaho's potato dishes. They eventually end up flinging cheese, potatoes, and corn after they start dissing each other's foods. "Take this cheese brain!" "Nice aim, I-da-ho!" "I told you not to call me that!" "I'm gonna go children of the corn on y'all's behinds!" Poor Nebraska is stuck in the middle.

Alfred (America) hears the commotion and using his parent radar, immediately knows who it is and reminds himself to ground Iowa, Wisconsin, and Idaho later along with Nevada who, though still grounded for sure, makes him feel a little proud of since he managed to out haggle Netherlands.

New Mexico and Arizona also sell Native American handicrafts along with things like dreamcatchers and giant inflatable aliens. While Delaware, being the boring stick in the mud that he is, walks by with a framed and complete U.S. quarter collection from a vendor.

Kansas sells out of every sunflower she had courtesy of Ivan (Russia). Ivan and her the team up to buy out every sunflower seed from here to kingdom come. Viktor (2p! Russia) buys all the vodka he can find and a new shovel while Xiao (2p! China) tries giving people tattoos for 10 bucks a pop.

He tries to convince Yao (China) to get a hello kitty one to match the giant plushie he's holding, with the encouragement of Leon (Hong Kong) and Yong Soo (South Korea) who all collectively agree he needs to quit being such a grandpa. They also like calling him an antique-like the items on sale. " Aiyah! I'm not that old, aru!" "Yeah, you are Sensei." "Don't deny it! Da Ze!" Respect your elders!" "Tattoos originated in Korea da ze!" He totally is that old.

Oliver (2p! England) holds a bake sale and has people lined up for blocks to get some. Arthur (England), after having his scones shut down after it poisoned some unlucky squirrels, fries selling authentic magical items like unicorn hair or pixie dust. Everyone thinks he's a little crazy but he did sell a good bit of old magic books he needed to get out of his house, after making sure no one could actually use them of course.

The Nordics also went perusing for antique and handmade furniture when Mathias (Denmark) spots two full sets of Viking costumes and tries to get Lukas (Norway) to try them on with him. Lukas wasn't amused.

Berwald (Sweden) and Tino (Finland) also find a great handmade table to get after inspecting the workmanship and a full Lego set for Peter (Sealand), now if only Mathias would stop squealing like a little kid at the full piece lego death star. Emil (Iceland) keeps thinking he's the mature one until he spots a mini top hat and cane for Mr. Puffin.

In the end, everyone ends up wearing umbrella hats courtesy of Hawaii and Alaska, loving all the strange things they bought or counting the profits they made. Alfred (America) is proud of his kids and visits everyone one of their stands. He ends up looking pretty funny with an umbrella hat (HW, AK), a washboard, (AL),a picture of Florida Man, (FL), a balloon alien (NM, AZ), a tye dye shirt (CA, WA, OR), hockey stick shaped glasses (MN, MI), a giant stack of comics with a replica Thor hammer and Captain America shield on his back, all in a shopping cart (NV), and a giant turkey leg in his hand (Tx). Unsurprisingly, it was a tie between Oliver, Texas, and Australia for who earned the most with their food. Georgia just smiled as this was another great year for her state and people!

[weaselbeaselpants]

Shout Out to all the vegans who aren't insane. There's actually a lot of them out there

and I hope they're all having a nice day =)

To be honest, while I'm all for humane farmers (shameless promo for @dairyisntscary, they’re darling and I get to lookat cute cows when I see their blog) but if they made a milk substitute that doesn’t make me sick, I’d be all for quitting dairy. I’d still eat eggs though. My point being:

veganism is not inherently unhealthy, sickly, or even prompted JUST BECAUSE people want to help animals. Some people just honestly like the lifestyle. And good for them.

Vegans and vegetarians should not ever have to feel like they made the wrong decision or that they shouldn’t have meat+dairy eating friends. We can all coexist so long as we all fight cruelty to animals- the road to which is going to involve a LOT of trial and error (and 0 PeTA). The fact is some people (like me) can’t go vegan where other people can’t eat dairy or meat. You shouldn't badger people about the ‘right’ foods that will magically ‘fix’ them. No food does that. Let people live how they want if it isn’t hurting them or others. Don’t EVER shame indie farmers and rescuers for keeping and caring for the animals they love. Alternatively, it’s good to do research and not make blanket statements about how something “can’t be” cruel. ((Ex 1. Sheep don’t shed their wool. It needs to be shorn and most farmers in the US are good about this. Australia and New Zealand’s wool on the other hand? A LOT of abuse goes down there esp with genetically modified animals. Be wary of buying wool from Australia. Ex 2. For all the Joe Exotics and SeaWorld’s of the world, there are absolutely wonderful wildlife sanctuaries and zoos that need our support. Zoos are possibly the one inhumane form of animal husbandry that has evolved to be about the animals and not the people keeping them.)) I get mad for my stupid veggieSis and cool vegan friends when the arbitrary ‘good guy’ in this argument has to be the meat eater. I get mad at people hating Lisa for turning vegetarian in The Simpsons when the episode where she does so is so obviously critical of the meat industry. You guys deserve your representation.

You know what you also deserve? Literally anyone who’s not ThatVeganTeacher.

Katie Karen is the epitome of the worst possible kind of vegan and the reason actually sane vegans don’t feel comfortable sharing their diet/lifestyle. They know people will associate them with Katie. They’ve been hurt too many times by vegans like Katie who shame them for not being vegan “enough” or using her diet -their diet- to trash talk their culture, beliefs, and sexualities.

No nonJew has any right comparing meat industries to the holocaust. If something involving the treatment of animals speaks to the humanity in you; like it did for Robbyne Kaamil who wrote a song comparing her enslaved ancestors to Lolita the killer whale; make what you will. And yet it IS sick to proudly value animal’s lives over human rights. We are animals too and intelligent animals care for their own first a foremost ((elephants, dolphins, parrots, pigs, primates)) before we care for the animals around us. We should care about the animals too but people always come first.

Not that Katie cares about animals herself, fyi. Any decent dog or cat owner knows their pet can’t turn vegan with them. Raise a freakin’ pig if you want an animal to go vegan with you. Katie is abusing her dog, Bella, by forcing Bella to eat vegan food that she can’t digest because she’s a fucking dog. Bella should be taken away from Katie and given real dog food. She’s a carnivore.

One of the most disgusting things about Katie is her treatment of minors and people younger than her. I pray to god she’s lying about being a teacher because jeezus christ. That woman would make me hate myself if I were in Elementary school. She shouldn’t be allowed near children especially when she makes comments to teenagers like this:

Katie is a gatekeeper. Everything in her life has to be about her and her brand of veganism. She is a walking, talking PeTA advert. She makes life so much harder for vegans as well as Animal Right's Activists. She’s a living example to people who hate vegans why they think all vegans are bad and her call for veganism is ultimately all about her and not the feelings of anyone else.

I feel like this is an important post to make because any time there's this kind of discourse about creepy vegans or PeTA or whatever it HAS to invite some pos eating meat just to stick it to the big-bad vegan-crazies like Katie. You're doing nothing but adding more fuel to the fire and you need to be taken out of the arena. No one wants you here - farm-guy who thumbs up next to the cow carcass he's strung up and mutilated just so you can see a creepy vegan's reaction. You're creepy too.

Both avid meateaters and devout vegans have disturbing alt-right racist ties that are worth addressing BY the people who share their diet. They need to be taken down a peg and not just by people that'd hate them regardless of their politics. They need to be taken down by their contemporaries.

This post is for those vegans who are done with people like Katie and want to save her poor dog. I want more vegans coming out of the woodwork and roasting her with their vegan enchiladas- served with a tall glass of oat milk.

This is a vegan-friendly blog.

This also a kosher-friendly blog and vegetarian friendly blog. This is a being-a-decent-dog-owner-friendly blog. I am not irredeemable by respecting these people as well. I'm irredeemable if I support abuse, neglect, and bigotry, which is what Katie supports.

[imbellarosa]

I was tagged by the amazing @evilovesyou vesyou​ and the wonderful @foreverfanficaddict t​ to do these AWESOME ELEMENT GAMES!! faaaanks ladies i love you lots!!! 

Air

I have small hands / I love the night sky / i watch small animals and birds when i pass them by / i drink herbal tea / i wake to see dawn / the smell of dust is comforting / i’m valued for being wise / i prefer books to music / i meditate / i find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

Fire

i don’t have straight hair / i like to wear ripped jeans and overalls / i play an organized sport / i love dogs / i am not afraid of adventure / i love to talk to strangers / i always try new foods / i enjoy road trips / summer is my favorite season / my radio is always playing

Water

i wear bracelets on my wrists / i love the bustle of the city / i have more than one set of piercings / i read poetry / i love the sound of a thunderstorm / i want to travel the world / i sleep past midday most days / i love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs / i rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia / i see emotions in colors not words / i wear glasses or contacts / i enjoy doing the laundry / i am a vegetarian or vegan / i have an excellent sense of time / my humor is very cheerful / i am a valued advisor to my friends / i believe in true love / i love the chill of mountain air / i’m always listening to music / i am highly trusted by the people in my life

Earth

i go without makeup in my daily life / i make my own artwork / i keep on track of my tasks and time / i always know true north / i see beauty in everything / i can always smell flowers / i smile at everyone i pass by / i always fear history repeating itself / i have recovered from a mental disorder / i can love unconditionally

I think what we LEARNED is that I am COTTAGECORE MAX lmaooooo  also that im obsessed w myself CLEARLY! If i was wayyy off the bat w any of these pls be like uh bella. no. hahahah okay @cocoalou @cowboylarries @louciernagas @dependsonwhospitching and @queenlokibeth its UR TURN TELL ME ABOUT UUUUU

[wexlerkimberly]

oh god, yearly round-up.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

side note: this is my TENTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! year of doing this!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have been on this website for OVER 10 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jesus christ.

ok. on a completely personal level, last year was so fucking dreadful that i remember falling asleep at my friends house on new years eve and thinking: “well, at least this year can’t be any worse”. HMMMM. in all seriousness though, despite everything, i have had a mostly decent year. i’m very lucky in lots and lots of ways. i’m lucky none of my closest family or loved ones have been effected too deeply by covid. just mild inconvenience, at most. i am lucky that i live in a house with such a large garden, so i could enjoy fresh air and family-free time if i needed to. i am lucky the weather has been mostly nice this year so i could go for plenty of walks. i’m lucky that i’m naturally a very quiet, anti-social person anyway so i haven’t felt the strain of isolation as severely as others. 

most of all, this year has been boring, if anything. but there’s still been things that have made it nice. january - birthday!!! i don’t usually go hard or anything for my birthday but it stands out to me as a really lovely day. i went for a walk to one of my favourite hills with my dad & dogs during the day. in the evening, i had badminton with my friends as i used to most thursdays (INDOOR SPORTS?!?!?!!? REMEMBER INDOORS SPORTS?!?!!?!?!) and then, as per our tradition, i went back to their flat for take-away chips and halloumi burgers. because they are so unbelievably generous and lovely, my friends bought me a new badminton racket for my birthday. i feel like i’ve barely got a chance to use this year, for obvious reasons, but i can’t wait to use it so much more as soon as possible. the following day, i went to work as normal but then went out to a really nice italian place with my family for a meal and we did birthday cake & candles when we got home. feeling stupidly grateful for so many thoughtful people in my life. february - again, this year has been so dry that a trip to the cinema could be considered a high point. but it was my only cinema trip of the year and just a really nice day. me & my friend saw jojo rabbit (which was great, if you haven’t seen it already) and afterwards we ambled around town looking at things in shops. it sounds so simple but i haven’t done any of that stuff since really, so it feels so exciting and exotic when i think back on it. 

february - stayed at my grandma’s house for the weekend. we do that as often as we can, usually, and it’s always nice. but - obviously - we haven’t been able to see my grandma much at all this year. it was nice to sit in front of the fire with her and watch tv and be given access to all sorts of baked goods and walk up the hills around by her. on the sunday, we managed to pop-in on my nana & grandad too and eat many baked goods there too.

march - meal out for my brother’s birthday. i feel like a lot of my “special days” this year revolved around someone’s birthday this year. but i think this was our last day of ‘normalcy’ before things went a bit crazy here. my family went to a caribbean pub with my brother and his gf and we had lovely tasty food and a nice night out. i think that was the last day i wore anything other than pyjamas or leggings for a long time.

april - no joke, i remember going to the vets during the peak of lockdown when the whole country was essentially shut down and it felt like THE most exciting day of my life. my cat was fine (she’d been bitten and needed painkillers for an infection but she was absolutely fine!) but i remember being near giddy in the car. my sister came with us too even though she didn’t need to because of how exciting it felt. 

may - my brother’s birthday. the other one. the first of our lockdown birthdays. we popped in to drop a card off at a friend’s who shares the same birthday as him. then we drove (DROVE! IN A CAR!) to a stretch of really lovely canal that my brother likes to walk on and had a great walk. in the evening, we ordered in an indian take-away and my sister had made a FAT four-tiered chocolate cake to celebrate.

may - ok this is very dumb but i finished breaking bad this year and i set aside a special date to watch el camino. i made a very sickly millionaire’s cheesecake and my whole family gathered round the tv to eat and re/watch el camino. it’s so dumb and silly but i was so excited, it felt like a special cinematic event. i cried. 

june - my dad’s birthday. my dad, my brother & me (plus dogs) drove out of the county (rogue fugitives!!!!!!) to meet my grandad for a socially distanced chat and picnic. it was a bit weird not being able to hug him and sitting on separate benches but it was still great to see him. we had a takeaway chinese for dinner and a chocolate cake for dessert.

july - my sister’s birthday. we technically celebrated it 4 days earlier because she had to move into her new flat but we had a nice indian take-away and another bloody chocolate birthday cake.

july - my mom’s birthday. i honestly cannot remember what we ate - i think we had homemade pizzas in the garden??? it’s weird when food dictates the differences between days. anyway, i definitely made another birthday cake.

july - went for a socially distanced walk with a friend i haven’t seen in ages. it was lovely and the weather was very kind to us and it was great to go walking across fields and to a reservoir i hadn’t been to in years and years. 

august - my brother got his GCSE results and we ate pizza in the garden to celebrate. after the monumental government fuck-up with results, we were a bit nervous about how badly they’d ruin his chances but he did very well.

september - went to visit my grandma. she had been living by herself for the entirity of the pandemic (she doesn’t mind, she’s loves to garden and she does online latin and pilates classes, she’s a very busy lady) but i think she enjoyed seeing us. we were plied full of food once again. we went for a lovely evening ramble on the hills right by her house. on the sunday, my dad went for a walk with a friend he hasn’t seen in ages while me, my brother and my grandma went for another hill walk elsewhere. i think my grandma really enjoyed that because she hasn’t been able to go walking much because she was so anxious about tripping and being completely alone, or being rescued by someone carrying The Virus. so it was nice to accompany her. after that, we had a nice socially distanced meeting with my grandparents in their garden. it felt very risky to me because i am insanely anxious but my grandma, my grandad and my nana are all very safe and healthy.

october - halloween!!! i never celebrate halloween BUT this year, i was so sick of being the house every single day i decided to organise something different. so in the evening, me, my dad & my brother went for a halloween walk in the countryside through a graveyard, then through a field where there used to be an old abonnonded saxon village, and then finally through hagley wood where bella of wych elm was found. my dad & my brother were completely uneffected but i was absolutely shitting myself at every tiny little thing. my dogs had their little flashing colours on and we all had torches but i was still so pathetically spooked by everything. after the walk, we met my mom in the car (i had to get changed in the car from my walking stuff to vaguely presentable clothes) then we went to a goddamn PUB!!!!!!!!! to eat a meal!!!!!!!!!!! i went a bit overboard making my family santise their hands every 5 minutes but we definitely had a lovely meal.

november - did a bonfire in the garden for bonfire night. ate homemade vegan chilli and then apple crumble. it was freezing cold and we tried to stay out there for as long as we could. i even managed to find some sparklers and me & my brother waltzed around the garden with them, likesay we’re not an adult and a child-grown. the others melted marshmallows on the fire and i just enjoyed watching the fireworks i could see and throwing balls for the dogs.

november - we’re brits lmao but when joe biden’s presidency was finally confirmed, we celebrated with an indonesian take-away because fuck it!!!!!!!! gotta celebrate where we could this year!!!!!!!!!! 

december - christmas!!!!!!!!!!!! we usually have christmas every year at my grandma’s house with my aunt and her boyfriend. it’s a fairly decent sized house out in the countryside and she has a wood-burning fire and it just Feels more christmassy there, especially as i’ve literally only ever spent one single christmas at home before. but we still managed to make it very special this year i think. my sister came on the 13th and we got quickly into a routine of watching christmas films in the evening. on christmas eve, i made vegan gingerbread biscuits and vegan mince pies and my sister made a chocolate yule log cake and then we watched a film. on christmas morning, we all opened our presents in our own living room which felt weird but was still lovely. afterwards, we went for a family walk. my mom pretty much single-handedly (me & my sister helped) cooked a whole christmas dinner for the 6 of us with all the trimmings. usually it’s my grandma, my aunt and my mom but the fact my mom managed to cook such a goddamn feast with our shitty oven where the grill doesn’t work and you have to slam the oven door at least 5 times before it shuts.......... i’m convinced she Might be superwoman?!?!!?!? and it was SO good. in the evening, we had cheese & crackers and my sister’s tasty yule log and we watched many a film. boxing day was much the same but still nice. this whole stretch between christmas and new years day is usually painfully boring but this year has been good, i think. i have consumed an entire army’s worth of cheese and chocolate and i have definitely enjoyed the snow we’ve had here recently.

so. yeah. this is very basic and boring. none of these things would usually end up in my write-up of the year. but i haven’t been to a single concert or theatre trip or even really left the midlands at all. in my round-up last year, i wrote some stupid sentimental bullshit about romanticising “the most basic and boring aspects of life” and never has that been so apt. on the face of it, this year has been SO boring. but i’ve managed to make it enjoyable in the tiniest ways.

for example, i enjoyed every single sunny day. i would jump on the trampoline and listen to podcasts. i would go running and listen to podcasts. i would go walking and listen to podcasts. i owe a lot to podcasts, i think. but i definitively owe a LOTTTTT to walking. i walk for a living (i’m a dog-walker lmao) but i would still go out for walks with my own dogs in the evening or go out for walks with my dad in the morning where i could. if we thought we made good use of the pizza oven last year, this year has been insane. i have made and cooked SO! MANY! pizzas this year and they were all excellent. i feel like food has been really important this year. like i said, it helps distinguish the days, especially “special” or “treat” foods. like everyone i have done a lottt of baking this year. especially when it’s been such a great year for fruit!!! there’s a field near me and there’s just simply shit loads of blackberries and raspberries that grow there. i remember one evening sat in the garden eating some mango sorbet my sister made with some raspberries i picked from the field and thinking that life simply does not get better than that. idk. it’s nice to take pleasure in the smallest things i think.

but, like i said, i have been so lucky this year. i was only off work temporarily and none of my immediate circle have been directly impacted by the effects of covid. as annoying as they are, i’m very lucky to have spent so much time with my family - as opposed to be being by myself - because it’s nice when we make food for each other and watch tv and films together or go for walks together. 

god. this is long and waffley. if you read all this: what the fuck is wrong with you? but also: thank you! i know 2021 is definitely going to start off rocky but i strongly believe - and i’m a massive pessimist - that things are going to get better.  love and strength to everyone. wishing you peace and comfort x 

(again: i cannot believe i have been writing up this silly little incoherent things for a decade!!! sometimes i like to go back and read the earlier ones and remind myself of old fun times and cringe at teenage me. here’s to... 10 more years??? hahahahaha. anyway:here’s the other 9 years of nonsense: 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013, 2012, and, finally, 2011.)

[atlas-of-a-human-soul]

Twilight Masterlist

The pack

Paul Lahote:

Thunder & Lighting Series Masterlist (complete)

Cosmic Love Series (discontinued)

Wildest dreams Masterlist (complete)

Asks:

Jealous // Part 2

Hiking

Showers

Imprinting 

Shy 

Cliff diving

Halloween carving

The jocks

Embry Call

Series:

Total eclipse of a heart (Embry Call x hunter!reader)

Asks:

Magic

To keep you warm

Seth Clearwater

Asks:

Nightmare

Going vegan

Dogs and Ice cream

Till death do us part

Jacob Black

Asks

Comfort

Safe

Nightmares

My hero

Pregnant

Two for one deal

Truth 

Temper

Warm

Sunsets // part 2 // part 3    

If Bella chose Jacob 

Protect you

The truth

Best friend 

Quil Ateara

Asks:

Jake’s sister

VAMPIRES

How they would react to the pandemic

Their adoptive daughter bringing a boyfriend home

Edward Cullen

Pranked

Meeting the family (Supernatural AU)

A secret (Harry Potter AU)

Dating  

Short but feisty

A necklace

Fragility 

A certain goodbye 

Unimaginable loss 

Emmett Cullen:

Step by step

Short girl problems  

Cuddling 

Jasper Hale

Silence is golden // part 2

Today

Cosmic Love Series (discontinued)

No regret  

Riley Biers:

Heat wave

Lips 

I trust you

Fall season 

A cut  

THE VOLTURI

Alec Volturi:

Bloodsinger

Dating:

Jared Cameron would include

Embry Call would include

Sam Uley would include

Emmett Cullen would include

Jasper Hale would include

Edward Cullen would include

Seth Clearwater would include

Alec Volturi would include

Jacob Black would include

Carlisle Cullen would include  

[nonbinary-weirdo]

That Vegan Teacher: Why the fuck aren't you vegan yeeeet?🎵

Me: You. You are why. You kill your own dog with a vegan diet. I would never force my cats on a vegan diet, one is skinny enough as it is no matter what meat i feed her. Get the fucking ASPCA to take Bella away!!! 

[moskaisley]

Tagged by @romanticgumchewer thanks babes ! 💘

rules: bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, then tag nine people.

AIR

i have small hands / i love the night sky / i watch small animals and birds when i pass them by / i drink herbal tea / i wake to see dawn / the smell of dust is comforting / i’m valued for being wise / i prefer books to music / i meditate / i find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

FIRE

i don’t have straight hair / i like to wear ripped jeans and overalls / i play an organized sport / i love dogs / i am not afraid of adventure / i love to talk to strangers / i always try new foods / i enjoy road trips / summer is my favorite season / my radio is always playing

WATER

i wear bracelets on my wrists / i love the bustle of the city / i have more than one set of piercings / i read poetry / i love the sound of a thunderstorm / i want to travel the world / i sleep past midday most days / i love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs / i rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia / i see emotions in colors not words

EARTH

i wear glasses or contacts / i enjoy doing the laundry / i am a vegetarian or vegan / i have an excellent sense of time / my humor is very cheerful / i am a valued advisor to my friends / i believe in true love / i love the chill of mountain air / i’m always listening to music / i am highly trusted by the people in my life

AETHER

i go without makeup in my daily life / i make my own artwork / i keep on track of my tasks and time / i always know true north / i see beauty in everything / i can always smell flowers / i smile at everyone i pass by / i always fear history repeating itself / i have recovered from a mental disorder / i can love unconditionally

this was pretty..... if u did this already, ur great :)

@tiffdawg @ollypopp @bella-ciaao @huliabitch @longitud-de-onda @rosetophighlander @qveenbvtch 

[tabloidtoc]

Star, August 10

You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover: Prince George turns 7 

Page 1: Robert Pattinson’s girlfriend has a ring on that finger -- amid engagement rumors Rob’s girlfriend Suki Waterhouse debuts a bauble 

Page 2: Contents, Drew Barrymore reading Crazy Salad 

Page 3: WOW! Roundup of the week’s fascinating and shocking and WTF moments, Martha Stewart posted a sultry selfie ostensibly touting the benefits of her ecofriendly pool, Megan Fox described new love Machine Gun Kelly in glowing terms, Orlando Bloom’s dog Mighty has passed away and Orlando got a new tattoo of the pup’s name inked over his heart, Drew and Jonathan Scott of Property Brothers just snapped up a 1930s colonial in the tony Brentwood area of L.A. 

Page 4: Demi Lovato engaged -- she closes the chapter on her troubled past and begins a new one with her new guy Max Ehrich 

Page 5: If Daniel Craig has his way there’s one A-lister who won’t be at the premiere of his upcoming movie No Time to Die -- his costar Ana de Armas’ boyfriend Ben Affleck because the last thing Daniel wants is for them to be packing on the PDA as they always do and stealing the limelight, Leonardo DiCaprio’s mom Irmelin is a constant presence on his movie shoots as close to him as possible in eyeshot when he’s doing a scene -- he literally wants to see her before he delivers his lines, Khloe Kardashian is expecting baby no. 2 with Tristan Thompson

Page 6: Three years after the death of her husband Hugh Hefner his widow Crystal Hefner has finally moved on with Nathan Levi who is an L.A.-based engineer, in her upcoming YouTube Originals documentary Paris Hilton talks for the first time about a devastating experience early in her life, Star Spots the Stars -- Kristin Cavallari, Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid, Maria Menounos, Jason Derulo driving a Happy Ice truck in L.A. and surprising his nieces with vegan water ice treats, Dax Shepard 

Page 8: Star Shots -- Gisele Bundchen, Gwyneth Paltrow and daughter Apple, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson with daughters Tiana and Jasmine in the pool

Page 9: RHOBH’s Kyle Richards on a lunch date, Ray Liotta working out 

Page 10: Dua Lipa catching up with pals at Brooklyn Bridge Park, Tia Mowry in a dress, Reese Witherspoon with a plate of fruit 

Page 11: Justin Theroux on a bike in NYC, Norah O’Donnell donating blood to the Red Cross 

Page 12: Sarah Jessica Parker at her shoe store, Tiger Woods in his first competition since February

Page 13: Justin Bieber and wife Hailey Bieber, David Beckham 

Page 14: Hailee Steinfeld and her dog Martini on a road trip, Eva Longoria in a bikini selfie 

Page 16: Mariska Hargitay and Christopher Meloni, Michael B. Jordon at a food truck before checking out Black Panther and Creed at his free series A Night at the Drive-In

Page 17: James Corden and his son Max with bikes, Jimmy Fallon plays the ukelele 

Page 18: Normal or Not? Mindy Kaling inside her daughter’s toy -- not normal, Pete Wentz playing tennis -- normal, Mark Zuckerberg slathered on the sunscreen for a day of surfing in Hawaii -- not normal 

Page 20: Fashion -- celebs are radiant in orange -- Logan Browning, Laura Dern, Karolina Kurkova 

Page 21: Vanessa Hudgens, Issa Rae 

Page 24: Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost -- is the wedding off? The two aren’t seeing eye to eye on their future

Page 25: Now that Keanu Reeves has found a life partner in Alexandra Grant he is ready to start a family and the two have already been speaking with adoption agencies, like many couples in lockdown Mandy Moore and Taylor Goldsmith have had their relationship tested -- they’ve gone from being loved up to bickering over the silliest things, Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick surprised fans by announcing they’ve split after two years of dating and Shailene Woodley is the reason behind their split 

Page 26: Cover Story -- Prince George turns 7 -- how the prince celebrated his big day -- Prince William and Duchess Kate Middleton don’t spoil their kids but they make an exception for birthdays 

Page 30: Better after baby -- Justin Timberlake’s dalliances have long put his marriage to Jessica Biel to the test but after welcoming a new baby the ecstatic couple are closer than ever 

Page 32: The fight to save Kanye -- with Kanye West on the verge of another meltdown a frantic Kim Kardashian is struggling to find a way to keep her fragile husband from self-destructing 

Page 34: Celebrity Super Fans -- these stars spill all about the celeb crushes that made their hearts race -- Ashton Kutcher on Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lopez on Joanna Gaines, Ariana Grande on Jim Carrey, Cardi B on Lady Gaga 

Page 35: Billie Eilish on Justin Bieber, Emma Stone on The Spice Girls 

Page 36: Style -- summer blues -- Hailey Bieber 

Page 38: Health -- fit and fabulous -- Brooke Burke 

Page 40: Entertainment 

Page 48: Parting Shot -- Kylie Jenner on a recent getaway

[mind-of-a-hardstan]

Tag game!

tagged by: @randombtsprincessa Thank you darling! I really do like doing these, I just always forget that you tagged me kdalkdjfdkjdk thank you for always tagging me anyway <3 Your patience, wow. 

rules: bold the statements that apply to you, italicise your aspirations, then tag nine people

tagging: @bella-hi @thinkingnamjoonkei @jinie @biaswreckmepls @jeonggukkiepabo @totally-real-bts-quotes @stutterfly @taechnological and last but not least, my lovely 666 followers (because that’s what the count is atm lol) because I’m simply curious about all of you! 

AIR: i have small hands / i love the night sky / i watch animals and birds when i pass them by / i drink herbal tea / i wake to see the dawn / the smell of dust is comforting / i’m valued for being wise / i prefer books to music / i meditate / i find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

WATER: i don’t have straight hair / i like to wear ripped jeans and overalls / i play an organised sport  / i love dogs  / i am not afraid of adventure / i love to talk to strangers / i always try new foods / i enjoy road trips / summer is my favourite season / my radio is always playing

FIRE: i wear bracelets on my wrists / i love the bustle of the city / i have more than one set of piercings / i read poetry / i love the sound of a thunderstorm / i want to travel the world / i sleep past midday most days / i love simply lit dinners and fluorescent signs / i re-watch kids shows out of nostalgia / i see emotions in colours not words

EARTH: i wear glasses or contacts / i enjoy doing the laundry / i am a vegetarian or vegan / i have an excellent sense of time / my humour is very cheerful / i am a valued adviser to my friends / i believe in true love / i love the chill of mountain air / i’m always listening to music / i am highly trusted by the people in my life 

AETHER: i go without makeup in my daily life  / i make my own artwork  / i keep on track of my tasks and time  / i always know true north / i see beauty in everything / i can always smell flowers / i smile at everyone i pass by / i always fear history repeating itself / i have recovered from a mental disorder (one day soon, i hope :) ) / i can love unconditionally 

[lunalues]

rules: bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, and tag nine people!

i got tagged by @disco-lizardd thank you bella!! 💚

air

i have small hands // i love the night sky // i watch small animals and birds when i pass them by // i drink herbal tea // i wake to see dawn // the smell of dust is comforting // i’m valued for being wise // i prefer books to music // i meditate // i find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

fire

i don’t have straight hair // i like to wear ripped jeans and overalls // i play an organized sport // i love dogs // i am not afraid of adventure // i love to talk to strangers // i always try new foods // i enjoy road trips // summer is my favorite season // my radio is always playing 

water

i wear bracelets on my wrist // i love the bustle of the city // i have more than one set of piercings // i read poetry // i love the sound of a thunderstorm // i want to travel the world // i sleep past midday most days // i love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs // i rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia // i see emotions in colors not words

earth

i wear glasses or contacts // i enjoy doing the laundry // i am a vegetarian or vegan // i have an excellent sense of time // my humor is very cheerful // i am a valued advisor to my friends // i believe in true love // i love the chill of mountain air // i’m always listening to music // i am highly trusted by the people in my life

aether

i go without makeup in my daily life // i make my own artwork // i keep on track of my tasks and time // i always know true north // i see beauty in everything // i can always smell flowers // i smile at everyone i pass by // i always fear history repeating itself // i have recovered from a mental disorder // i can love unconditionally

tagging: @psau @philotera @immortalink @rvncrft if you want to of course ^^