#best phonk

[skril353]

PHONK 2024 😈 Letziu - KILLSHOT wScarlet King 😈 BEST PHONK

[simpjaes]

if ur a teeth hater i hope you get worms

[phonkscribes]

The Sous Leader

As one of the first survivors of the fog and the self appointed leader given his knack for laying low and knowing how to survive, Dwight would probably have a problem with a strong and confident person who’s a natural at leadership.

You don't avoid eye contact, you speak clearly and directly when addressing your fellow survivors. You can coordinate the team better than he can, and at this point the only thing he has going for him is his seniority over you. It's just as it was back then as it's going to be now, Dwight Fairfield pushed off to the side as someone better than him takes over. That's what he thinks anyhow. He catches you when it's just you and him, wanting to talk about the roles that they have to play and how he's the 'captain' of their little group. He thinks to himself, who decided that? Jake was the loner, Meg didn't give a shit, and Claudette was being nice... probably?!

He's surprised when you aren't mad or annoyed by him. You see how he feels like he's on the outside looking in, not that you're going to step down by any means. While leading a group of people is what you're good at, you're not bad at taking orders either. A second in command, that's just what he needs. A little support goes a long way, and while not entirely sure of your agreement to let him do his thing, he notices the small things you do to help. If another survivor interrupts him while he's laying down the game plans, you cut them off and redirect the attention to Dwight. If they're arguing while things have gone to shit, your voice carries loud enough to bring everyone to their senses.

Someone having his back is all he ever wanted, tired of being the little guy who's treated like dirt. You sticking up and out for him makes him weirdly fortunate to have met you, just maybe not in these circumstances. Dwight looks out for you when he's sent into trials, hoping to find you through the Fog when the mist clears. When he feels himself on the edge, he thinks of you and what might you do if in a similar situation. He thinks of how you might act or guide the others, what you words you'd even say come to mind. When he steps through the woods to find himself at the campfire, he's so eager to find you to tell you how it all went and how he got through it together with the team. It's the fact that you bothered to listen to him at all means the world to him.

Out of everyone, he's probably the fondest of you.

[aniverse-x]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THIS

[deityordaffodils]

I LOVE VAPORWAVE!!!❤💜💙❤💜💙

[mex-sickos]

I’m sorry but this is genuinely one of the funniest ways to start a chapter of a battle manhwa I have ever fuckign seen holy shit

[justice3442]

THE BEST PHONK MUSIC 2024 ※ BEST DRIFT/ HOUSE PHONK ※ Фонк 2024 #011

PUT SOME PHONK IN YOUR FACE! POOR THE SWEAT BEETS INTO YOUR EARS AND SUP-SUP UP THAT GOOD BRAIN POWERS! Works even as background music for OTHER music!

[angelmeateater]

I actually can't get over how much I like phonk, like it's just so good yk, I play those YouTube playlists on repeat for hours because I just can't get enough of it!!!

[beatsbykana]

There's no better feeling than going on the Spotify for artists app and seeing three people listening to your music at once. THANK YOU I FEEL SO CONNECTED TO YOU AND I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU

[wally-b-feed]

Anthony Fineran (B 1981), Phonk Best View, 2022

[yurunivo]

Sypnosis: In which, you show your husband the fanfics and ai bots of himself

TW: fluff, implied suggestive at the end, MDNI just in case, very poor writing, basic plot, english is not my first language

Characters: Pro player!Itoshi Rin x fem!reader

It was no secret that your husband, THE Itoshi Rin loves to spoil you, considering that you are his wife, but sometimes you like to think that your privellages might have been too much. Especially since you used your phone that he bought you for some really weird reasons.

Currently, you were just watching edits of your husband. It was really obnoxious that most of the sounds were phonk edits, but you didn't really care. Who wouldn't want to see their husband's pretty face anyway?

However, there was one thing that was nagging your brain for the past few hours. You couldn't really check by then, since you were doing chores but now seemed like the perfect time to check.

You went on to google and searched up ao3, a devious idea coming to mind. Searching the two words 'Itoshi' and then 'Rin' caused you to get so many pages in his tag. So many works in his name as you began to scroll. You went past the smut, too embarrassed to even click on them and looked at the tags of the others.

"Hiori Yo/Itoshi Rin, Isagi Yoichi/Itoshi Rin, even Shidou Ryusei/Itoshi Rin! Gosh, how many fanfics are there? There's even x reader fanfics!" You laughed to yourself. It was really funny reading all the fics. Most of them were created when you and Rin were in the dating stage, when fans believed that their delusions were true and that you and Rin had a chance to break up. Now there's barely any of those, just a few fanfics of you and Rin, which you adored (you didn't read the few smut fics in your tag).

You thought of more ways to annoy him, all ideas slipping out as you groaned in frustration.

'What about the ai bots?' You thought. You quickly went out of the website, frantically typing character.ai with a few typos and misspellings. Signing in to the website, you again wrote your husband's name. Hundreds, if not thousands of bots came out as your mouth came wide open. You giggled to yourself. Clicking on a random bot, you thought of his reaction to these when he comes back home.

Rin hated having to work with his 'teammates'.

The entire day, everyone was just running around, not doing anything and just being lukewarm bastards (or so he thinks). Right now, he was driving, just eager to meet you back home (he was never going to admit that). He was going to be mad if you weren't available.

He arrived at his destination, parking the car in his garage. Getting out of the car, he immediately walked to the front door, too tired of everything and everyone. He rang the bell as you quickly went to open the door. His gaze softened at seeing you, kissing your forehead as you welcomed him.

It was a very basic evening, there was only a bit of talking and you two ate dinner at that time. After dinner was a horror movie watching time, which was just you clutching onto him at all the scary parts. He didn't really mind, it was just a little difficult to focus.

Two hours of a horror movie later you and Rin were both in bed. You got into your pajamas while he was already in bed with his boxers. You hadn't forgotten about the things online in one bit. Taking your phone, you got into bed with him.

"Rinnie, can I show you something?" You said, getting closer to him, clutching your phone in hand and trying your best to not burst into laughter.

He subtly nodded, his attention all on you now. You went to your character ai tab, searching his name as he narrowed his eyes in suspicion.

"What are you doing?" He asked, very skeptical. You just smiled, pressing the search button and revealing all the bots on one page. You started to click on some of them, reading the messages out loud. You didnt really see his face, too busy just embarrassing him with the ai. Although, it was quite easy to tell that his face was red, considering that he was awfully quiet and was trying to take away your phone.

"Oh and there's more!" You said enthusiastically, already hearing his groan from embarrassment.

"Please stop," he begged. It's the first time he did in your relationship as a married couple, causing you to be a bit shocked, but you still didn't give in. In fact, it gave you more motivation to go further.

"Nope!" You said with a smile. "Look! There's so many of you and Isagi!" Now you could practically feel the anger radiating out of him. You knew that you were walking on thin ice, but it was very unlikely that anything was going to happen.

"There's also a few of you and me-" before you could finish that sentence, he took your phone away. He got off from the bed and stood up as you went after him, jumping at your phone as you couldn't reach. He clicked at one fanfic as he skimmed through the entire one shot. You didn't know that he clicked on a smut.

His ears turned red as he read that explicit fic while you were still reaching for your phone. He left your phone on your bedside table after finishing it. You immediately went to get it but he grabbed your waist and gently put you on the bed. He got your phone again and opened it to show the tab that he was reading from.

"Is this what you read that often?" He sounded disappointed. You couldn't even focus by the second paragraph, eyes diverting anywhere but the bright screen.

"No! I just did this to annoy you, I don't actually read it!" You frantically explained, not wanting him to get the wrong idea. Some part of you realized that you were fucked, big time. But the other part was still hoping that there was still a way out of your predicament.

He hummed, tossing the phone away.

"If that's the case, then I'm sure that it won't be a problem that I take some 'pointers' from this on you right?" He held your chin gently, forcing you to look at him as you gulped.

Shit

You truly fucked up badly.

Idk where I got this motivation from

[phonkscribes]

I originally came for the Tf2 fandom, saw the rules and you are not writing for it for now but I absolutely adore the way your write and you write for other fandoms that I really enjoy! So I’m very happy I found your blog! <333

-xxHarukaxx

Hello Haruka!

Thank you so much for the note, I’m really happy to hear that you enjoy my little blurbs <:)) and although I’m not taking any Team Fortress 2 requests right now, I might be taking them again in the future. My muse for the mercs just isn’t that strong right now. I hope that you’ll enjoy whatever else I put out that happens to be from the fandoms you like!

[dolene]

COMPETITIVE GAMES ; yuki tsunoda x reader

summary: how does a casual game night could turn into something more than just a night and it's only because of his competitive nature.

note: yukierre reference because even their gf couldn't top their bromance, AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUKI!!

taglist: @seasonswinter @haikyuen @callsignwidow

...★...

pierregasly

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pierregasly What a real game starter because I win 😄🥇

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username Why is it so hard to believe on something like this if it's Pierre who post it?

yukitsunoda0511 Because I'm the one who's actually winning but I let him win

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username how tf is he even be there w him? yesterday he's literally still vlogging in miami

username Yuki is so cute! ^^

username You can even see his impatience on the second slide because he's never been a patient man

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yourusername same tbh

yourusername

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yourusername i warn him about this before, and look he's breaking down on the dancefloor 😜

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username Guys he's break-dancing

franciscac.gomes THERES MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOOORRRRR 😌🎶

username oh man he really is getting murdered because of those brazilian phonk dances

username Idk but that is so Yuki

username I bet he got an F

username WHY IS HE IN BRAZIL

username Yuki Tsunoda reportedly has fallen during the dance, defeated by his girlfriend

yourusername 😌

yukitsunoda0511 This is just your lucky day, my legs are getting tired

yourusername dances are not your forte, so why are you still picking it tho 🖐️😭

yourusername Proving my real dance skills until my legs are betraying me

pierregasly The best thing he could ever done is to beat me at karaoke

yukitsunoda0511 No I'm not, I beat you in everything in games

username damn i forgot his ego's big as a goddamn boulder

yukitsunoda0511

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yukitsunoda0511 I let her win.

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yourusername 😄

danielricciardo I thought that you guys was just being there for a day or two...?

username nothing can beat his competitiveness

starwars I see you yoda biggest fan

yukitsunoda0511 I wasn't sure if it's real BUT YES IT'S ME

username Because that's him in the second slide (real)

username what a real thing that he would absolutely do to receive more scores

username short king is finally winning (his second place)

username WHYS HE CLIMBING THE MACHINE LIKE THAT😭😭😭😭

Y/N'S INSTASTORY, A DAY AFTER DEFEATING YUKI

yourusername · 3h

caption: at the end of the day, he's finally defeating me