#besties amirite <3

[seagullcharmer]

one of us one of us one of us one of

[oh-meow-swirls]

i think this was funnier in my head.

[starry-skies-116]

I stg-

the day that I clear spiral abussy with 36 stars will be the day that earth becomes sky and hell freezes over and pigs fly. /nsrs but still why is the spiral abyss so fucking hard

live laugh love?

more like die cry hate hahaha sobs

[waratah-moon]

SMAU where y/n plays young Rhaenyra on HOTD and her Instagram interactions with the cast. This is literally just shameless self-indulgent fluff. masterlist, here’s another Matt Smith SMAU

January 2022

tagged theemilycarey

28,461 likes

yourinstagram Coming for the throne

↳ theemilycarey The girlies take Westeros

↳ yourinstagram Margaritas in hand

↳ theemilycarey We’ll make a day of it

username Alicent and Rhaenyra supremacy

username My lesbian senses are tingling

-

May 2022

deuxmoi via Instagram stories

-

June 2022

tagged gameofthrones, houseofthedragonHBO

Liked by emilia_clarke and 103,361 others

yourinstagram What’s a Targaryen without a dragon?

theemilycarey It’s about drive it’s about power 💥

emmaziadarcy We have the best childhood photos

↳ yourusername Very royal, amirite?

houseofthedragonHBO Fire and blood will reign 🩸

username August can’t come quick enough

-

July 2022

75,317 likes

enews More pics from the world premiere of #houseofthedragon online!

username Love a good old family reunion

username How are they all so attractive

username The faith of the seven is in that dress

username Y/n is giving Targaryen realness

-

Liked by theemilycarey, livkatecooke and 204,537 others

yourinstagram Touristy things and interviews

fabienfrankel Photo credit pls 📸

↳ yourusername Sorry fabienfrankel u a great job at taking the first photo. Really got the angles right.

username I love that the cast is friends outside of set

username MATT SMITH CONTENT

username This cast’s chemistry is insane

-

September 2022

tagged yourusername

Liked by fabienfrankel and 101,428 others

theemilycarey sneaky lil snap from behind the scenes of episode 3

yourusername besties forevsies

↳ theemilycarey ❤️❤️❤️

username my feed is just Emily and Y/n and I’m not upset

username yesssss bts content

-

32,461 likes

hotdfans Tonight we say goodbye to the incredible Y/n L/n and Emily Carey.

username I’m really going to miss them

username Rhaenyra’s chemistry with Daemon is off the charts

↳ username Y/n’s chemistry with Matt is off the charts

username They should have done a whole season with Y/n and Emily

-

tagged theemilycarey, fabienfrankel

Liked by paddy_considine and 780,672 others

yourinstagram I love you all so much

fabienfrankel You’ll be missed kiddo

↳ yourusername I’m still coming to dinner

↳ fabienfrankel Damn thought I got rid of you

↳ yourusername Never

theemilycarey Thnks fr th mmrs ❤️

emmaziadarcy Couldn’t have asked for anyone better

livkatecooke Can’t wait to see you take on the world yourusername

username Living for bts content

username If I just replay the first 5 episodes it means she hasn’t been recast, right?

[amnestria-the-elf]

Y'all got me too curious about doing a resist Durge playthrough. So I put my beginning of Act 3 goody two shoes kick ass and take names Oath of the Ancients Paladin Wyll Ravengard is my boyfriend playthrough on hold and created a totally awesome looking sorceress called Jade.

Aside from the fact that I generally suck at playing anything other than paladin, I'm enjoying it so far.

I find it funny that in your first long rest you have the option to tell all your companions that you have these horrible urges, and basically they all respond with, "yeah lol I have that too. Intrusive thoughts amirite? Anyway bestie it's totally cool as long as you don't act on them."

So I'm exploring the Grove, there's some kind of disturbing narrator lines but ok, it's new and different and I'm rolling with this.

And then I kicked a fucking squirrel for no reason.

I. Kicked. A. Squirrel.

Well. Imma need a break from *this* right, so I switch back to my happy paladin playthrough except the game kind of glitched and the paladin is still using the dark urge voice. Every time I click on her she says "All is ash and meat" and I just 😭

[beebeewoop]

Hello Tumblr dot com I am here today to

⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This is fanart of a Tally Hally AU created by @salad-006 that features my friends' ocs (because it's a crossover). Regarding that some of the members of the Tally Hall band are problematic, I do not support the actions of the real people. Please do your own research before coming to a conclusion. ⚠️

Now where was I...

I did a thing and I'm proud of it and 😊 hi besties!!!!!!!

Goobers? More like Evil Goobers amirite I had fun drawing this at like 3 am because for some reason if I push past the sleepiness I get super motivated to actually finish something and make it look nice (ALSO THIS IDEA HAS BEEN ROTTING IN MY BRAIN FOR LIKE A WEEK TRYING TO DECIDE WHO WOULD BE WHO)

Going from left to right we got...

Lucius (belongs to @rose-is-fucking-cold) as Evil Rob

B (belongs to @shim0nk) as Evil Andrew

Moore (belongs to @arthurisveryrandom) as Evil Zubin

Rosebush (my silly guy 🤭) as Evil Ross

Fartlord (belongs to @stromboli-muncher) as Evil Joe

YES THEY ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!! Ehehehee...

Um um um close-ups ig under the cut teehee

They are sooooooo evil.............

SPREADING TALLY HALL VS EVIL HALL PROPAGANDA IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT ALREADY I THINK YOU SHOULD I THINK IT'S REALLY NEAT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE

[eulaliasims]

Round 1, Hill Farm 3/7

Eisu got woken up by Elmet leaving for his nightly constitutional. He ends up warming a cup of the last of the prior year's cider to try to make him sleepy again. He loves his brother, but sometimes he's not sure what to do with him, or how to help him.

Mouse: ZzZZZzzz... I hate fish... give me sausages... zzzZZ...

At least Elmet's unused cot makes a great sleeping spot for Mouse at night.

In the morning, Elmet discovers both of their rams are gone. Who could have guessed that that rickety fence couldn't possibly contain them?!

Luckily one of the ewes recently had a lamb, but they're going to have to save up the money or goods to trade for another ram or two if they want to expand their flock again.

Eisu: Drustan! It's lunchtime, lad, come in and wash your hands!

Drustan: I just wanted to look for ladybugs. :(

Now reconsidering my decision to give Eisu more children.

I guess Wulfric brought the twins to market with him. Drustan has a fun afternoon talking with Glamaer about all sorts of interesting things and teaching him how to play river stones. Besties!!

Elmet, on the other hand, continues to crave social interaction and be absolutely terrible at it. #relatable, amirite???

Wulfric: I just want to pick up my son. :(

Most of Veridia's warriors fight with spears, but Xiang prefers the old sword he brought when he left home. It served him well on the road, and though Veridia is peaceful, he makes sure to practice with it and keep it in good shape. (Also, it's just fun.)

[welshite]

What if in like a couple of centuries or so knowledge from tumblr is taken into account as actual historical factoids of this era and when students are studying in their history class they see stuff like:

"Achilles and Patroclus were def gae as hell"

"Hera is a closeted Bi queen"

"Vasant has an uwufied voice"

"Vishnu is material babyguorl"

And the best part... they get questions like:

1. Describe the voices of each god in Hindu Mythology.

2. Create homoerotic hcs for Mitra and Varuna from Hindu mythology.

3. Prove why Hestia is an aroace icon in greek mythology and show parallels between her and Vasant from Hindu mythology

(I'm mentioning only hindu and greek mythology rn coz those r the only ones I hv a lot of knowledge abt but u add moreeeee)

LMAO I DEFINITELY agree I mean at the end of the day, this is how myths and legends are created amirit. Maybe some of these will go on to become canon and people will actually believe in em years from now who knows lol

Also that Nefertem had come to India and mingled with the Divine Lotus Cult of Gods

Or that Heqet and Indra are besties cuz Indra lobhs his phroggy pookie djdjsk

[cherryluvrx3]

meat lovers amirite??

Dave Strider x Reader x Karkat Vantas

Chapter 5

I went home with an extra pep in my step, resisting the urge to hop, skip and frolic around like a cutsie whimsical princess or something.

I shut the door to my room and kicked off my shoes, plopping into bed, stomach first with my legs kicking behind me.

I decided against texting Dave- and Karkat and John for that matter, because I didn’t wanna come off as weirdly clingy and desperate for “friendship”. Besides, they’re still working anyway. So instead, I go to text the group chat so I can report the good news.

It takes a few seconds before anyone answers but like always, Roxy is the first to respond.

Me

-!!!!

Roxy <3

- hey babe! What’s up?

Me

-You would not believe what just happened omhggg

Gamz :o)

-wazzzzzupppppp

Me

-Sooo

-I went to see Dave right

Nepetita :3

-Oooh really?? :0

Me

-Yesss

-N I got his number xP!!

Roxy <3

-omg rllyy!!

-wooo!!

Gamz :o)

- u text him yet

Me

-No ima wait a bit

-He’s still working

-also

-I got his coworkers numbers too xP

-They’re named John and Karkat

Roxy <3

-omg????

-girl you just

-3 dudes numbers!!??

Tezi >:]

-Since when did you have the sweet talking abilities for that?? >:0

Me

-I know I knowww

-Ima smoooooth opertatorrrr

-The men flock to me and bow at my feet as I walk by

Gamz :o)

-Waitttttt

-wait wait

-waittttt

Me

-what

Tezi >:]

-Wat >:?

Gamz :o)

-A guy named Karkat

-I might know that motherfucker

Nepetita :3

-a furriend of yours??

Gamz :o)

-Just a guy I met on a field trip like 2 years ago or smn

-we both got lost at the motherfuckin zoo freshman year

-like ours n his school was there at the same time n shit

-kinda just walked around tryna find like the groups we came with or whatever but I kinda gave up

-n he didn’t wanna walk around alone so he just stayed with me

-we was just chillin with the stingrays

-he was still tweakin tf out tho so I gave him a edible

Me

-Omg???

Gamz :o)

-motherfucker didn’t know it was an edible tho or else I don’t think he would’ve ate it

-we were tripping hard by the time we made it back to the buses lol

Roxy <3

-gamzzz 😭😭

-i don’t think u shld giv edibles to strangersss

Nepetita :3

-Yeah that's a little

-ermmm

-rude?

Gamz :o)

-was jus tryna help the guy

Me

-Well anyways

-I’m not like

-Actually interested in them or anything

-Just wanna be friends with them

Tezi >:]

-I thought you wanted to date pizza boy??

Me

-Oh Dave yeah

-I meant just him tho lol

Gamz :o)

-yeah for a sec I thought u were rlly tryna juggle 3 hoes at once

Roxy <3

-yeah righttt

-they can barely juggle dave alobe!!

-alone

Me

-I could totally have multiple hoes if I wanted???

Roxy <3

-yep

Gamz :o)

-mhm

Tezi >:]

-ok

Nepetita :3

-...well.. *sweats nervously*

Me

-FUCK YOU GUYSS

-WHAT EVA!!!!!

-I see you guys are just some hating ass bitches

Roxy <3

-not hating just being #real babe

Nepetita :3

-Anyways!! It’s great that you got Dave’s number!! Are you planning on texting him first or letting him come to you?

-Do you want to be the purredator or purray? :3

Me

-hmmm

-well I was thinking

-wait

-omg?

Tezi >:]

-Wat >:?

Me

-He literallyyyyy just texted me

-brb teehee

Roxy <3

-omgg? the stars r aligningg for u to hav ur momenttt

Gamz :o)

-get his ass

While John gave me his pesterchum user, Dave and Karkat gave me their regular numbers because they “weren’t fucking nerds” and so I put them into my phone’s contacts.

Pizza Dave

-hey dawg

Me

-hiiiii ? aren’t you still working? Lol

Pizza Dave

-yeah I’m still on the clock for like 2 hours but not much is going on

-there was one more call for delivery and I made Kat deal with it because I’m still recovering from that last traumatic experience

-told him I might have some serious PTSD induced panic attacks if I had to hold another pizza in my hands

Me

-Oh haha

-So are you likee

-Just chatting to pass the time?

Pizza Dave

-bingo. pretty much.

-I’d chat with John but right now he’s busy talking to like

-some other friend??

-like what the helllll

-I was the OG bestie yknow

-but now he’s over there getting all cozy with some dude he met on some online forum that’s just a cesspool for shitty movie lovers

-guess he wanted a guy who’d listen to him rave about nick cage without bitchin but I mean I was just keeping it real

-we’re literally on the clock. being on the phone while working is NOT allowed. you’d think he’d know better

… hmm..

Me

-Kinda sounds like you’re a jealous boyfriend lol

Why did I say that? Don’t know, thought it was funny and hit send before I could rethink.

He’d been typing consistently but I could see in real time his speech bubble stop.

I headed back to the group chat to update them, cutting off whatever they were talking about.

Me

-So he’s texting me rn bc he’s bored at work

Nepetita :3

-well that at least shows he’s thinking of you?

Me

-welllllll he just said he’s only talking to me bc his other friends are busy lol

-but I mean this is my chance to slide myself into his personal circle!!

I went back to me and Dave’s convo and- holy shit. While I was gone he was typing up a storm

Pizza Dave

-what

-no

-no way dude

-me and john are just buds

-that's my home dawg yknow

-like if I was jealous it would just be because of the friendship we have being threatened

-yknow what I mean

-like

-not at all like a jealous boyfriend those are like two totally different things

-besides I’m not gay

-and John isn’t either

-I think

-and if he was I still wouldn’t be gay

-cuz I think girls are really hot and have had a few crushes

-on girls

-so there’s like no way

-not that I have any problem with gay people

-and if John was gay that’d be cool and all

-I really don’t care

-cuz at the end of the day I’m not gay so that’s not an issue

-uh

Me

-OKAY I GET IT

-I was just joking bro

-You don’t gotta get all freaked out lol

Pizza Dave

-I’m not freaked out

-who’s freaking out?

-not me

-I’m chill

-chill as hell dude

-look up chill in the dictionary and you’ll see my face

Me

-Okay

-anyways

-what school do you go to?

Yeesh. I guess that boyfriend comment opened up a can of worms. I screenshotted the convo to share with the group chat.

Me

-Soooo… guys..??

Gamz :o)

-wow

Roxy <3

-Yikes he’s definitely closeted

Tezi >:]

-Totally. That’s actually kinda embarrassing

Nepetita :3

-Aww I feel kinda bad… but I mean he said he’s alright with gay people so

-it probably won’t be that long until he opens up and accepts that part of himself?

Me

-Yeah I think so too

-I don’t think he has a crush on John specifically but he’s def fruity

-even if this whole relationship thing doesn’t work out ima stick to with him to support him cuz boyyy does he need it!!

I go back to chatting with Dave and he seems to have calmed down. We both learn a bit more about each other after 15 minutes he says he has to get back to work. We said our goodbyes and I headed to take a shower so I could process all the information I learned today.

Maybe I’ll talk to him tomorrow during lunch? Even though we have different schools, apparently our bell schedules matched up and we even had lunch at the same period.

I yawn and tuck myself into bed for a few hours of scrolling on my phone.

———

a/n btw John was talking to Jake, no I'm not shipping them

Also Dave is closeted and in denial.

I see both him and Karkat as bisexual but since this fic is supposed to be gender-neutral I don't think I'll go into too much detail on how that could affect his relationship with reader bc it's different depending on who you are. I might end up making reader bisexual too but idk bc I don't want readers who aren't bi to be 'forced' into it. I mean all I know for sure about you guys reading this is that you're attracted to men (or just reading this bc you're bored lol)

Also Karkat is also a bit closeted but he's very much aware of who he is, he's mainly closeted because he knows Dave is iffy around his own sexuality and is worried Dave will see him different if he comes out to him.

[smolvenger]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtmZYAoMGz9/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Bestie this broke me while I was working from the office omg. We’re choosing all 3, amirite—🥵🥵🥵

Oh my sweet lord! I mean, you cannot lose-so all three is the true and most logical, rational answer-yes??

Big Boy Pine

Star Boy Loki

And American British Boy James Conrad

Plus, not gonna lie those songs together are a vibe, I'm already doing a tree twerk to them

[ashipiko]

Pre 2, gen 2 3 8, love 3

LOVING THIS EMOTE RENNY TY for blessing my eyes 🫶

tho it is now ashace hour so. 😳

LOTS OF STUFF UNDER CUT!!! INCLUDES ART

ASK GAME HERE!

PRE-2.) What was their first impression of each other?

“Pfft. Ashi was soooo boring at first— Always ‘Don’t mess around!’ or ‘Riddle’ll have your head for that!’”

“…Was she wrong? Uhhhhh… Anyways!”

Ace found Ashi too similar to Riddle for him 😭😭 which TBH was an exaggeration

he found that she was a party pooper because she would always warn him before he did something stupid, but she was really fun to tease which made up for it <33

“Ace was a meanie, TBH. Like fun, yeah, but kinda annoying too! Though I gotta give it to him, I respect the guts to speak up to his dormhead like that.”

Ashi found Ace annoying too, and unreasonably mean 😔 but she was able to tolerate him, plus he was her only friend (apart from Grim) in the beginning 🫶 She also admired his ability of standing up for himself and others when he recognized something wack

GEN-2.) Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?

“A date? Ahh, now that I think about it, I don’t think we really had a FR one? I think our hangouts eventually faded into dates… Besties to lovers, amirite? Haha!”

LIKE ASHI SAID the line between besties and S/O is INCREDIBLY thin between them 😭😭 so they never really had an official first date, but it was probs going out to get tarts or just hanging out in their secret garden at heartslabyul <3

GEN-3.) What was their first kiss like?

“Shhh! Listen, Ashi doesn’t know about this, but… Our first was technically before we started dating. She was fine with it! ...I’m pretty sure? Who the hell even sleeps while leaning on their ‘friend’ like that, huh?! It was bound to happen! W-Well actually, it wasn’t even a real kiss, just on the forehead— Gah! Whatever!”

Ace and Ashi’s first kiss (a kiss on the forehead) happened during Book 5, in the practice room <3 Everyone had gone out in the period where Deuce and Epel left, leaving the two of them alone 😳😳During this while they were doodling in Ashi’s notebook together, she happened to fall asleep on Ace and he just kinda. sat there like 😳

He claims that, “The vibe got a hold of me and then next thing I knew, I tucked her hair behind her ear and freaking!!! KISSED HER ON THE FOREHEAD.” another person claims to have walked in on Ashi waking up and Ace screaming <3

GEN-8.) Who gets jealous easier?

“Ha! You seriously think the guys at NRC have a chance at stealing my girl? Pfft, cmon. They’re all ugly losers! They got no shot! Unlike me~”

ACE 100% LIKE obvs ashi has her jelly moments BUT? she’s a charming pretty and charismatic girl in an all boys highschool of course she’s gon get people crushing on her 24/7 😭😭

not to mention Ashi is Ace’s partner in crime, rival, bestie and girl so he has a LOT to lose w her 😔 def the type to side eye and put his arm around her in attempt to drag her away

LOVE-3.) How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA?

“Cuddling with Ace is super cozy, actually! It’s always so fun and warm, it never gets old— Eh, is my face heating up?”

SLEEPOVERS EVERY WEEK W THESE TWO (unless it’s a busy week or someone’s overblotted again 😔) I think it just naturally happens whenever they’re both on a couch/bed and watching a movie or playing games together <3 so pretty often for cuddling I’d say

PDA THO..... I think ace would do it purely to flex that “HA I GET BITCHES” and Ashi would also participate despite getting HELLA flustered 😭😭 pre-relationship they already were pretty close physically but when dating they hold hands a LOT more often (like all the time) and just lean into eachother a lot 😳 plus the smoochies

it may happen on accident w/o them acknowledging that it’s PDA tho 😭😭

[carlyraejepsans]

ANOTHER YEAR ANOTHER QUEER AMIRITE (happy late birthday lmaoooo i didnt realize our bdays were so close together. hope you had a fantastic time <3)

👁️👁️ drop the date bestie

[enthblaze]

Hey bestie

Remember the snakenardo concept we talked about in discord?

I drew it :3

OMG YES COMIC BOOK TIME!!!

splinter's really realising how little supervision he had of leo bc "golden child" amirite? 😭

leo looks so fucking happie, i wish he were like that all the time

[spaceprincessem]

Helö helöö

3 and 4

hi simi my beloved 💖

3. if you could write a storyline for the show, what would it be

on the angsty side of things a missing presumed storyline would be so juicy (and im not just saying that because im currently writing one but hey - write what you want to see amirite?). especially over a multi-ep arc because a cliffhanger would be so cool and leave me screaming! bonus for it being more than one person (personally i would love maybe buck and hen? but i am biased cause they are my favorites)

maybe have some flashes of what the presumed missing people are going through to get back to the firefam while the rest of the firefam is panicked and searching. yeah i would eat that UP

on a not angsty note i would love for them to do like a firefam game night especially if they do like a newlywed game and buck and eddie have to team up (also it'd be funny if chim and hen paired off to try and take them down as maddie and karen watch either in amusement or something else)

4. unpopular opinion about a charcter

okay. please don't come for me but. i actually don't think eddie and maddie should be besties. do i think it would be interesting to see them have at least one conversation? yes, especially because they do have so much in common but.

but

idk i think it's good that eddie and maddie aren't super close. i honestly can't picture them having wine nights together or doing things like that. dinners with chim and buck? yeah definitely! but i think the separation between eddie and maddie is important and i think it's nice for buck to have them separate in that regard especially i think if buck and eddie were ever to get together. hopefully that makes sense?

i know a lot of people want to see them interact, but for me ive personally never had that itch (although it would be funny to watch maddie watch buck and eddie)

[cto10121]

R&J Clown Takes Round ♾ + Part 9

With the new Rosaline movie out, the clowns are back in full obnoxious force + some Twitter discourse over the lack of verisimilitude of movie couples. O heavy burden.

“Fresh New Take”

Historically. Like these characters were actually real. Wtf.

Also…”accurately.” Lol. Rosaline and Romeo never dated. More to the point, Rosaline isn’t Shakespeare’s original character, exactly. He came up with the name himself, but he got the idea from Brooke’s narrative poem, where Romeus is in love with an unnamed girl.

A “fresh” take that has been done at least once before as a YA novel. I really should make a whole tag just on the Rosaline stan fandom itself. Rosaline fan dumb? In any case, it’s really easy to project headcanons on a phantom character.

Their courtship sonnet is an actual conversation. Their whole balcony interaction is a conversation. Or do those not count just because they are about love?

Tfw your friend has a crush on a totally new, random other person and tragedy ensures, ending with your friend’s untimely demise. All high school relationships, amirite?

The Three Musketeers

Tag yourself, I’m “impossible not to fall in love when you’re looking through a fish tank.” Because of course.

But Clown OP 3 takes the sharpest dive. Romeo tellingly never says that he will literally die if he can’t be with her. “Do I live dead that live to tell it now” is the closest to that sentiment but even then it’s clearly an exaggerated metaphor about his angst. Romeo is incredibly passive when it comes to his first infatuation. It isn’t even his idea to go to the Capulet ball—and even then only to see her and not talk to her. A stark contrast to his behavior when he meets Juliet. Homeboy suddenly finds it a-OK to just take Juliet’s hand and ask forgiveness for it (not even permission!).

Hello Migratory Slash Fandom, My Old Friend

Unless this movie decides to just make them yasss queen besties, Juliet and Rosaline are cousins. ‘My fair niece Rosaline’ and all. But ship and let ship, I guess (?).

[kassandras-one-braincell]

I posted 562 times in 2022

That's 317 more posts than 2021!

277 posts created (49%)

285 posts reblogged (51%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@mrsdanirojas

@somamylittleobsession

@ilikedetectives

@xthescarletbitch

@sunflowersandforgetmenots

I tagged 430 of my posts in 2022

Only 23% of my posts had no tags

#soma jarlskona - 75 posts

#eivor - 70 posts

#eivor varinsdóttir - 67 posts

#kassandra of sparta - 64 posts

#kassandra - 60 posts

#people being lovely and precious and lemme give you a (consensual) smooch - 40 posts

#dani rojas - 31 posts

#dani rojas fc6 - 28 posts

#ac soma - 23 posts

#fic rec fic rec fic rec - 17 posts

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Liaisons

Sevika would fit perfectly into a heated, toe-curling, alluringly toxic cat-and-mouse relationship between a detective and criminal, wouldn’t she? The kind of depravity everyone secretly craves, the kind that would have you crawling back into her arms again and again, a drug she loves to watch you succumb to.

302 notes - Posted September 24, 2022

#4

i am many things, but i am not a liar

313 notes - Posted April 28, 2022

#3

Riot may struggle with designing balanced champions but they sure as fuck know how to design women that make the lesbians go wild

Miss Fortune? come plunder me for all i'm worth. it ain’t much but i'll put in honest work ma’am. Sejuani? i'm begging you to show my coochie that winter's wrath. Camille? taking scissoring to a new extreme but like your defenses i'm adaptive, baby. Shyvana? call me donkey because i'm fucking this dragon. Vi? i'll be your punching bag. you can break my vault whenever you want. Renata? do you need a new accountant? a hole? ravage me until i need a bailout pls. Sevika? jesus fuck please wrap your claw around my neck and ragdoll me. Samira? pump me full of lead or strap, i'll thank you either way. Illaoi? break my bones please. shatter my spine. my spirit can take the tentacles i swear  

320 notes - Posted July 24, 2022

#2

Sevika x Fem!Reader - Like Fine Wine

Contains: explicit content and a recurring theme of Sevika being an older woman (love me a childless milf amirite).

Word count: 1949

AO3 link here. Minors DNI.

See the full post

646 notes - Posted July 18, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Because Sigurd is a moron and Soma is Eivor’s bestie ok

716 notes - Posted January 16, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →