#bheem is a cutie

[milla984]

Title: Put that baby spell on me

Creator: Milla984

Giftee: @boochhaan

Prompt: fluff, soft, cute

Relationships: Bheem + Malli + Ram

Rating: General audiences

Warnings/Tags: Modern AU

@celebrrration Holiday Swap 2022

“You said it was an emergency.”

Bheem lets out an impatient sigh as he keeps the door of his apartment open. “What does it look like to you?”

“A toddler,” Ram replies, his gaze continuously wandering from Malli’s tiny figure to the giant standing beside her. When she’s not trying to hide her face she’s peeking at him with her dark, wide eyes, squeezing Bheem’s leg so hard she resembles a barnacle glued to an underwater rock. 

“Well, there’s not a big difference,” Bheem groans, reconsidering his life decisions for the hundredth time in the last few hours.

Ram doesn’t even flinch. “Where’s Loki?”

“Business trip,” Bheem explains, “but the babysitter didn’t show up. She was desperate for help and asked me to take care of Malli until she comes back, tonight.”

“I still don’t see why I’m here,” Ram replies with a confused frown.

Bheem takes a short pause before answering. “I need you to stay with her while I get a few things.”

The sudden realization of what’s really going on turns Ram’s face into the textbook definition of shock and terror - the same state Bheem’s going through the entire morning. “What things?!”

“Oh, I don’t know... age-appropriate food, maybe?” Bheem struggles to control his urge to punch him, out of sheer frustration. “Orange juice? Milk and Parle-G? Right now all I have is leftover chilli chicken.”

“Why can’t you take her?”

“She likes to go ‘exploring’ if you’re not paying full attention to her,” Bheem sighs again, exhausted: shopping for groceries with an infant in tow is something he doesn’t have enough strength for, not today. “Listen, she’s got her Happy Animals coloring book and crayons. Just make sure she stays alive for half an hour… please?!”

With Malli still clinging to Bheem’s leg, Ram is not sure this is an ideal solution but he doesn’t have much of a choice in the matter; besides, Bheem is giving him his best puppy-dog eyes expression, a technique he’s skillfully mastered to perfection. “Fine,” Ram grumbles in a low tone.

Bheem finally relaxes and smiles, gently patting the girl’s head; she stares at him, scared and wary of the brooding man in front of her, but Bheem nods and smiles for a second time. “Ram is our friend, it’s okay.”

A solid minute passes before Malli decides to let go of his trousers to raise a tiny hand towards Ram, who in return seems equally hesitant to take it and moves a cautious step forward only when Bheem is ready to leave. “I’ll be back in forty-five minutes, max.” 

Ram is tempted to follow along but forces himself to remain calm: not even his extensive training could prepare him to embark on such a hazardous mission. He then closes the door and puffs, struggling to find the right words to speak to a child. 

“Sooooo… you like… animals?”

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It takes Bheem exactly twenty-seven minutes to run to the nearest grocery shop, grab some food and run back to his apartment; an easier task than expected, because once his mind clears a bit he remembers he used to love rice kheer, potatoes, roasted vegetables and mango dhal as a child. The fact that they’re also relatively easy to cook makes him fill his cart at superhuman speed and rush to the cashier, his heart pounding in his chest.

When he walks into the living room the first thing he notices is an unnerving silence, then Malli’s high-pitched voice echoes from the kitchen. “Blue.”

She’s sitting on a pile of cushions on a chair, her bare feet dangling up and down, and she’s pointing at the image of a silly faced horse in her coloring book - because she’s not the one doing the actual coloring. 

“Brown,” suggests Ram.

“Blue.”

“Horses are not—”

“BLUE,” she cuts him off, resolute.

“Alright, alright. What do I know about horses, after all,” Ram laughs and picks up the blue crayon, now convinced that arguing with a toddler is - indeed - useless.

Bheem puts the shopping bags on the counter, amazed by the unusual event he’s witnessing: even though Ram can be one of the most dangerous men in the world when he’s holding a gun, he’s letting a two-year-old girl boss him around without batting an eye. “Are you two getting along well?” 

Malli sees him and a split second later she’s climbing off the chair. “Anna!!” she shrieks, running towards him.

Bheem scoops her up to holds her in his arms while Ram stands awkwardly, the crayon still between his fingers. “I was… uhm, she’s still alive, see?!”

“I’m impressed,” Bheem replies, “and if I had to guess I’d say you were having fun.”

“Pfft, as if,” Ram shakes his head in denial while he lets the blue pencil fall on top of all the others, scattered on the table. “Have you got your age-appropriate food?!” 

Bheem nods and Ram rolls his eyes in response. “Thank goodness,” he mutters, grabbing his jacket; Malli whines and squirms to let Bheem know she wants him to put her down, so that she can tug at Ram’s trousers with both hands.

Ram shrugs. “I’m sorry, kid, I have to go. I was only filling in for the one who’s in charge.”

“Actually,” Bheem jumps in, “it’s lunch time but lunch is not ready. How about you two keep on doing... whatever it was you were doing, and I cook us something? Potato soup is okay?” 

The small girl doesn’t really answer but judging by the way she’s hugging Ram’s leg she’s not ready to exchange goodbyes yet, and Bheem smiles to himself. “I take that as a yes.”

Malli raises her big eyes to beg of her new friend to stay a little longer. “Did you learn this from him, huh?!” Ram asks when Malli drags him back to the kitchen table and he’s forced to admit he fell for the same puppy-dog trick twice. 

He turns to Bheem, whispering: “I swear... a single word about this with anyone and you’re a dead man.”

[beingmes-blog]

Why TF is he so cute

Just Freaking look at him he is God danm cute

@stanleykubricks @stuckyandlarrystuff @ssabriel @burningsheepcrown @boochhaan @bromance-minus-the-b @yehsahihai @obsessedtoafault @eenadu-varthalu @teddybat24 @rambheemlove @rambheemisgoated @ronaldofandom @randommultifandomstuff @hufhkbgg @meastradeur @mesimpleone @maraudersbitchesassemble @umbrulla @ladydarkey @lovingperfectionwonderland @doodlesofthelastpage @justahalfling @jrntrtitties @jeonmahi1864 @jjwolfesworld @vennilave @iam-siriuslysher-lokid @carminavulcana

[zeherili-ankhein]

Ok cuties I made an community for Chhota Bheem now let's just wait for Tumblr to approve

@krishna-priyatama @messydesiwali @prettykittytanjiro and everyone else who loves loves loves chhota bheem as much as me

[fangirlshrewt97]

Ram, standing in front of Bheem and having shot his attacker: You mess with the cutie, you get the shootie!

[maraudersbitchesassemble]

Also one more question bestie, (hope you don't mind me spamming your askbox though <333) who are your top 10 favourite fictional characters?

(I WOULD LOVE IT IF MY ASKBOX IS FLOODING. ASK ON)

Here are my top ten fictional characters (In random order) :

1. Sirius Orion Black

I just love him so so so much

I would do absolutely anything for this man <3

2. Wanda Maximoff

Milf. Absolute Milf.

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

3. Jack Dawson

*Cries*

*Cries harder*

4. Alluri Ramaraju

*Screams*

*Faints*

5. Captain Jack Sparrow

Oh

OH

6. Remus Lupin

My beloved

Hiya Cutie <3

7. Natasha Romanoff and Yelena Belova (Put these together so i can fit in 11 hehe 😼)

*Fans self because it's too hot*

My wifes <3

8. James Potter

He's my Jaaneman 🥺

Look at this beautiful man right here he's so handsome he's the absolute love of my life i love him so much.

9. Komuram Bheem

Him >>>>> Everyone else

*Doesn't say anything because she's too busy admiring this man*

10. Loki Laufeyson

Need I say anything

He's so hot oh lord

[giftdubaionline]

Best Birthday Party Ideas for Kids

Is your little angel birthday coming shortly? What are you planning to do for your kid? Fun filled birthday party celebration or a trip to their favourite place? If you are organising a party, then remember kids like to celebrate their birthdays with their friends, so organise a party which THEY like.

Here we’ll see few ideas about how to plan your kid’s birthday party.

Theme

Selecting theme which your kid aspires is the fun part while planning a party. Organise a full party in a specific theme of your kid’s interest. Kid’s favourite theme will be mostly related to recent obsession of any movie character or cartoon character, whether – it’s a dinosaur bash, an art attack party, Mickey Mouse house, or a Chotta Bheem world.

Decoration

You need not worry about how to decorate the place to match the theme, little designer in your house will take care of it. Let him engage in decoration process and likely he will give the decoration ideas to set the scene. Join with your kid in their imaginative world and bring their creative ideas to this world.

Gifts

Every kid in the world goes crazy when they hear the word “Gift”. Believe us, you goanna regret it if you forgot to buy a gift for them, so don’t forget to present your sweetie pie a gift on their special day. If you are stuck between organising the party and office work, you probably won’t get time to buy a gift in mortal store, so it’s better to buy it online. You can buy any gift items like teddies, toys, music instruments sports items or indoor game kits online and get delivered it to your home easily.

Place

When it comes to select a venue for kid’s party, it is always best to celebrate it at home. Or if you want to give your kid an exciting new experience, then choose out site like park, or river where you think kids would enjoy. Decorate the place beautifully to match the theme and make sure to clean it up after the party.

Guest invitation

Make a list of guest your kid want to invite to his party and send an invitation over through email. Remind guest who have missed your invitation over call. And don’t forget to include special details like “bring favourite toys to play” or “Try to come in white dress” along with details of party timing, location and date.

Food

For small parties, snacks,birthday cakesand cool drinks is enough. But when the celebration is for hours, hungry cuties will expect a lot more than cakes. So bake some cookies for them or cook dinner to feed their little tummies with tasty dishes.

[nobodycallsmerae]

List the Top 5-10 Animated Characters you aspired to be like when you were a kid, then tag three people.

I was tagged by the wonderful @skyland2703♡ Sorry I'm so late but researching took forever :^) 10. Max from Max and Ruby // He's such a cutie-patooti, I love him! I really loved how, at the end of the day he ends up helping Ruby and making things right

9. Dora from Dora the Explorer // So basically I had a phrase in childhood which lasted a good year, and I was totally obsessed with Dora. My parents even bought me a purple bag and a stuffed monkey xD (nowadays when I rewatch this show with my younger cousins I realise how stupid the girl was :^) like seriously, the lengths they'll go to make it "interactive"-)

8. Jake from Jake and the Neverland Pirates // HE is the dude who got me into guys with this hairstyle!! But yeah, he was a great leader, and my friends still tease me I got my "leadership skills" from him T^T

7. Renee from Barbie: Spy Squad // This is one of my most favorite Barbie movies of all times, and I became obsessed with the whole spy thing after this movie (you guessed it, it was my "I'll be this when I grow up" #57) And gosh, Renee was so cool 😌

6. Dekisugi/Hidetoshi from Doraemon // He's smart, seems well-off, good looking and perfect at almost everything he does; who wouldn't want to be him?? Unpopular opinion I feel like I'm the only person who feels like Shizuka should've ended up with him- like I wasn't mad when she ended up with Nobita, it was a given, but still yknow :^)

5. Raven from Teen Titans // You should've seen this coming :^)  She's Raven, need I say more? 😩💜

4. Jaggu from Chotta Bheem // This show taught me Hindi :^) And this blue monkey was my spirit animal when I was a kid 🥲

3. June from Little Einsteins // Turns out it's not Raven, but June (and also Sofia the first ♡) from whom I got obsessed with purple. I even got a haircut like her 💜

2. Buttercup from The  Powerpuff Girls // She taught me to be tough 😭😭💚

1. Musa from Winx Club // I remember when I was in 1/2 grade, me and my friends always used to pretend we were characters from a show and play out an adventure 😭 (which I later learned is basically cosplay in our school uniforms :^)) and being in a girl's school, Winx Club was really really popular. And I remember I always used to be Musa and she was the one who made me discover my love for music 😭💜 also I realized my very first ship was actually her and Riven 😭 I shipped those two so hard 😩😩

————— Thank you again for tagging me Sky, this was so much fun!! Further tagging: @the-lighthouse-lit @hemmingsbirdy and @cats-and-katanas No pressure, it's just for fun ❤

[eclecticwordblender]

Part 3 of the Mahabharata High school AU:

(I’ll attach the link to the first two oarts below. Check them out if you haven’t uwu <3.)

Junior students in the limelight:

Abhimanyu:

Is everybody’s favourite- seniors, teachers, principal, classmates, juniors- EVERYONE LOVES HIM.

Is literally perfection.

Very popular.

All the dirty politics which makes the people in school hate each other is put aside when it comes to going to the junior section and pampering Abhi.

Ma’am Kunti once saw Abhimanyu hanging out with Arjuna and Subhadra, she clicked a picture because she couldn’t stop uwu-ing.

Has all the good qualities he looks up to in his seniors.

Is a precious baby who must be protected at all costs.

“I’ll be better than the best someday.”- boy isn’t wrong!

Ghatotkach:

Super tall.

Chubby.

Is sick of being taller than all his classmates.

A senior, Hidimbi tends to use him as a comforting source. It is very wholesome.

Often goes to Bheema because he wants to be just as good at basketball.

“Hidimbi didi, thanks for the amazing food. I’ll now go practice basketball with Bheema bhaiya.”

Iravan:

The nice rich kid.

Always puts others before himself even at this tender age.

Stays mostly to himself.

But one knows he’s going to do wonders when he grows up.

Once Shiva cane to school for a guest lecture and say Iravan offering someone else his lunch and staying hungry himself. Shiva gave him a chocolate and told Iravan that whenever he needs help Shiva is just a call away. Fr though Shiva always checks up on this kid.

“Umm it’s okay. You can have my life too if you want.”

Uttara:

Has a twin brother.

Cute kid.

too mature for her age.

Heart eyes for cutie Abhi. Abhi heart eyes back.

Teachers don’t let her and Abhimanyu sit together because they don’t stop talking and smiling.

Is a pro dancer. Already has a diploma in Kathak.

Kind of emotional. Cries a lot.

But is still strong, regardless.

“No Abhimanyu. We cannot have a play date today. I have my dance performance.”

Uttar:

Uttara’s twin brother.

Overexcited but in a good way.

Brave.

Gets into accidents A LOT.

Uttar’s most visited spot is the infirmary. The person who knows him best is the school nurse.

Uttar always finds ways to miss dance and music and English class.

“Ah! A fracture again! At least I get to skip the annoying girly dance stuff though.”

Vrishaketu:

Abhimanyu’s bestf because they’re so similar.

Tends to be a little attention deprived.

Can make anyone a friend, LITERALLY.

Krishna group and Dury group come together when it comes to meeting this kid.

Arjuna and Karna put aside their differences to train him for soccer together. One can say Arjuna and Karna could’ve been very good friends had it not been for coach Drona.

“I wish Arjun bhaiya and Karna bhaiya didn’t dislike each other so much.”

(I didn’t include any more kids because there isn’t much to write and I don’t want to make this boring. I’ll leave footnotes if I use any other kids in the fic stories later.)

Present day staff:

(that I forgot to mention)

Virata:

Being helpful makes up for 90% of his personality.

Very approachable.

Never turns his students down.

Volunteers to take up a substitute class whenever possible.

“Let me handle this!”

Keechaka:

The only person who finds him tolerable is Sudeshna.

Extremely controlling.

Filled with toxic masculinity.

Pervert 2.0 (1.0 being Dushasana and 3.0 being Jayadaratha).

Keechaka was passing lewd comments to Draupadi. She was on her way to make him face the consequences but before she reached Bheema had already taken care of him ;).

Shalya:

Indecisive and flaky.

Messes up his schedule and ends up in the wrong classes.

Speaks a lot.

Stubborn.

Always confused.

“I don’t know what I’m doing dude!Let alone why!”

Sudeshna:

Toxic Gossip monger.

Can be very selfish.

Turns blind to her bestf, Keechaka’s glaring and problematic flaws.

Created a scene when Bheem gave Keechaka the beating he deserved.

Also defended him when Yuyutsu publicly called out and humiliated Keechaka for disrespecting women.

Hates Draupadi.

Intolerant.

Can be narrow minded.

“Keechaka isn’t wrong. You have a misunderstanding! These are the ways of the world”

Indra:

Coordinator but everyone ignores him.

Probelmatic in all caps.

Has to interfere everywhere.

Shows up at the worst possible times.

Creates unnecessary problems and then plays the victim card.

Sexist.

“This isn’t a woman’s work.”

Vichitravirya:

Grossly incompetent.

Old.

Is in school only because Satyavati insisted.

Irresponsible.

Doesn’t show up to classes and even when he does the students decide to bunk. He doesn’t even find out.

Has a history of showing up to classes drunk.

“No I’m not drunk. You are.”- passes out in the middle of a lecture.

Senior students in the limelight:

(that I couldn’t fit in the previous post)

Devika:

Quiet.

Happy go lucky.

Literally an angel.

Only one in class who finds Yudhishthir somewhat tolerable.

Is dating the head boy. Nobody understands why she thinks he has potential.

Vrushali:

Sorted and organised.

Probably has more kinds of stick notes than books in her school bag.

Highlighted text books.

Courageous.

Calm but will fight you.

Karna’s girlfriend. Only one who can scold him and show him the right thing to do, ngl.

Vrushali tries very hard to get Karna out of the Dury gang, however, doesn’t try to manipulate/control him.

Once Vrushali dragged Karna while he was mid conversation with Duryodhana, planning to pull a mischief that would land him into trouble. Everyone just stared. It was very iconic.

Valandhara:

Mountain girl uwu.

Industrious to the fullest.

The friend who can calm down Bheem.

Independent.

Vijaya:

Straight A student.

Gives Sahadev full on competition in topping the class.

Nerd.

Reads a lot.

Vijaya looks so cute with her oversized glasses barely able to rest on the bridge of her adorable button nose.

Sahadev fell for her over a conversation about the meaning of life. They kind of have a thing going.

“*random classic literature reference*”

Karenumati:

Is well aware about how pretty she is.

Nakul talks to her without hesitation.

A word around the campus says that Nakul might even ask her out soon.

Shishupal spread the word though, can’t say about the credibility.

Although for some reason Shishupal is very protective of her.

Plays bass and drums.

Link to part 1 of Mahabharata high school AU: https://eclecticwordblender.tumblr.com/post/625462681921568768/foundation

Link to part 2 of Mahabharata high school AU: https://eclecticwordblender.tumblr.com/post/625553068102139904/senior-students-in-the-limelight

This is the last post dealing witch characterisation. I’ll be publishing fictional stories after this. Will leave footnotes if I use a character I haven’t mentioned yet. Let me know if you want me to write about a specific character (via asks, comments or direct messages).

Tagging fandom mutuals because I need attention to matter in life: @bigheadedgirlwithbigdreams @supermeh-krishnafan @soniaoutloud @1nsaankahanhai-bkr @lemponkoira @incorrectmahabharatquotes @chaanv @hoeticulture @hindumythologyevent

The support on this series has been overwhelming so shoutout to these people for all the validation: @the-rambling-maiden @muralofmyths @starsailororastronaut @blueguardian1306

Also, y’all check out @askhindumyths if you like such content uwu.

[kalpansh]

"Ye Vasudev toh vahan khade ho kar teeliyon se khel raha tha"

OMG BHEEM