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Jesper: Aww, Y/N. You brought us all gifts?

Little Y/N: Uh, I wouldn't say brought exactly I... obtained but yes, I got something for all of you.

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Nina: So, how did you get him to go out with you?

Y/N: Well, I moved in across the hall.

Kaz: And they slowly wore me down.

Y/N: Like a river carves a canyon.

Kaz: Except this river kept bringing me coffee and baking biscuits.

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Monster hunters AU

Y/N: Because you said they were extinct—

Kaz: I said mostly extinct.

Y/N: Mostly extinct is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH.

Kaz: I'm sorry, I'll just have them change the entry in the records from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Y/N. They prefer their monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?

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Kaz: Is everything okay in there?

Y/N: *Trying to dye their hair but it's gone completely wrong* Everythings wrong, nothing is fine!

Kaz: What?

Y/N: I ment everythings fine, nothings wrong!

Kaz: Yeah, for some reason I'm not buying that...

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Kaz: You just said 'I love you.'

Y/N: *Panicking* I say I love you all the time!

Y/N: *To Jesper as he walks past* I love you, Jes.

Jesper: Aww, I love you too, Y/N.

Y/N: See? Means nothing.

Jesper: Hey!

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Alina: *To Y/N* You have really pretty eyes. Don't they David?

David: Hm... what?

Alina: Y/N's eyes-

David: Oh, yes. They're... placed well, very symmetrical.

Alina:

Y/N:

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Kaz: *Discussing the plan with the others*

Jesper: *Flicks something at Y/N*

Y/N: *Flicks it back*

Jesper: *Flicks it again*

Y/N: *Flicks it back again trying not to laugh*

Kaz: *Brings his hand down between them* Four-year-olds. We’re trying to have a serious discussion and I’m dealing with four-year-olds.

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Y/N: I… I love you.

Kaz: Well, don’t.

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Y/N: I’m not all sunshine and rainbows. I have a dark side.

Jesper: Let me see your dark side face.

Y/N: *Makes a face*

Jesper: Awww.

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Kaz: You’ve been on plently of heists with us, fought plenty of people twice your size but you scream like a little girl when you see a maggot?

Y/N: It was not just a maggot. A hand burst out of the ground and grabbed my ankle. And maggots crawled out of it and tried to burrow into me. You would scream like a little girl too if that happened to you.

Kaz: They didn’t try to burrow into you. They were just crawling. It’s what maggots do. They crawl.

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Y/N: Can I stab him?

Kaz: Not in public.

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Kaz: I’m not mad, this is just-

Y/N: His neutral face looks pissed but it doesn’t mean he’s mad.

Y/N: Except when he is mad, which is most of the time.

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Y/N: It's Christmas! Aren't you going to get us some presents?

Kaz: I stop you all from getting yourselves killed every other week. That's present enough.

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Jesper: That was one hell of a shot, Y/N. No hesitation.

Y/N: Nope.

Jesper: Shot him right through the hand.

Y/N: Sure did.

Jesper: ...Were you aiming for his hand, Y/N?

Y/N: Shot him right through the hand.

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Jesper: How are we going to tell them?

Inej: They’ll be devastated.

Kaz: I’ll find a way.

Little Y/N: Look! I drew a picture of all of us!

Jesper:

Inej:

Kaz: Scribble out the dog.

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Y/N: Here you are, Kaz. Nice hot cup of tea.

Kaz: It's cold.

Y/N: Nice cup of tea.

Kaz: It's horrible.

Y/N: Cup of tea.

Kaz: I'm not even sure this is tea.

Y/N: Cup.

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Y/N: Could you help me with this zipper?

Jesper: Of course.

Y/N: Up, Jesper.

Jesper: Right, sorry.