#bill and idk...someone

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bonus

[dansemacabre]

(tw unreality!)

ayo new theory just dropped and bad news! the implications are cosmically horrifying

in the bulletin from time baby in book of bill, he says bill is a “danger to narrativity”, and that he risks the fourth wall. this kept bothering me. why reference the fourth wall here? why have time baby reference it? yeah the heaven page and shit is a bit meta, but thats just how bill talks, right? Well i was a fool

when you put “seven eyes” into the lost files site, this warning pops up from the oracle question mark? from journal three:

the therapese at the bottom translates to “set coords for dimension: r34lity”.

and putting r34lity into the website gives us this image:

the text below it reads they found a new home. those are “real” fucking images. the henchmaniacs are in our “reality”. the cryptids page might not have been a goof goof bit- they were “real”. (“real” meaning our reality in the book of bill sense of it but still our reality. is that tracking.)

none of the rest of the cast actually references us as a specific audience, or the fandom, or acts like we know them at all. the cast addresses everything they write to a mystery “reader” who needs to be saved from the book’s influence.

meanwhile, in the book of bill:

because bill’s not talking to a mystery “reader” who’s reading this book.

bill fucking sees us.

bill sees reality. REALITY reality. like this earth the one with alex hirsch and gravity falls the show and tiktok and shit. book of bill is a book in our reality for us the reader. (ie. there’s a reference to “they both reached for the gun” if you put gun in the website, which would only make sense if bill was sentient in this “reality” right now.) and someone is trying to get here to hide from him. maybe they’re already here.

[sodainto]

i had a vision

[astr0disiac]

therapist: heyy bill you got a call from someone by the name "pines"

bill: oh i hope it's sixer please tell me it's sixer pleaselethimtakemeback please

stan *otp*: hey, ford couldn't come to the phone but he wanted me to leave you a message

bill: oh, sure. what did he say?

stan: he says he still misses you.

bill: *geometric gasp* wWHAT hÊ dOE-

stan: bUT HIS AIM IS GETTING BETTER!!!!!1!!!1!

[swirlingpinkstuffinacup]

I bought the Book of Bill. I would like to propose a fanfic genre to Billford writers. I call it:

“Zodiacs in Law”

EDIT: SHORTER DESCRIPTION - Bill takes interest in the rest of the Pines family because he knows Ford won’t live without them and HE wants Ford. Trauma, angst, and shenanigans ensue.

(Oh yeah, feel free to write this platonically too. It doesn’t actually HAVE to be billford ship)

Premise is this, Bill’s goal (after world domination) is Ford. But he KNOWS, if he wants Ford (willing or not), he can’t have JUST Ford. He KNOWS he has to keep the other Pines’s around. “FOR LIKE ENRICHMENT OR EMOTIONAL STABILITY OR WHATEVER YOU MEATBAGS NEED.” (And because he knows Ford will never settle otherwise)

Thus ensues Bill trying to mount the impossible task of trying to get Stanley, Dipper, and Mabel to play house with him. To them, Bill is frustratingly omniscient to their attempts to avoid “family bonding” at all costs (Including but not limited to: escape attempts, magic rituals, running like hell, lies, more escape attempts, researching ways to defeat Bill).

To Bill, the Pines are resident cats that are “JUST A LIL FERAL IS ALL”. Make no mistake, Bill was fully expecting his patience to be tried the way they are currently trying it, and he’s up to the task!

After all, they are his future in-laws. And that kinda makes them Ciphers too, right?

Bill getting ready to drag Dipper and Mabel to board game night cause god DAMN IT YOU’RE GONNA PLAY SCREAMING FLESH MONOPOLY AND YOU’RE GONNA LIKE IT.

[rdps01]

bwight 👎

[deoidesign]

I'm so mad that post was misinformation because there is actually an EXTREMELY important conversation to have about the production schedules artists are forced into. There's no need for exaggeration, the conditions are bad.

I work for webtoon. My publication schedule is weekly. While publishing I'm required 10-15 pages a week. Fully colored.

This means I'm finishing a 150 page fully colored graphic novel every 10-15 weeks.

When my comic is not updating, I am not getting paid. Any time writing, editing, or off is out of my own pocket. I don't get healthcare. They do not provide any assistants. They expect me to promote myself; they chose to deprioritize me before I even launched and gave me an end date half a year in. I never had a chance.

And this is the industry standard! Every company has artists forced into crunch hours, overtime, and burnout. Artists are literally dying early due to it. So many of my friends can't afford to go to the doctor.

It's unsustainable and untenable, and it's also the expectation our audiences have.

If we want to have this conversation, there's plenty of conversation to be had with the realities of the situation. It's bad as is.

[dezzyartz-mh1228]

IDK if anyone has done this already, but I have yet to see a short Billford animation with that one audio, it should be like this:

*Stanford wakes up

“Oh, it was just a dream”

Then turns around and sees Bill lying next to him, and Bill says:

“you ready for more big boy?~”

*Stanford Screams

[mariicats]

Every time I look at Louis Theroux I just see Ford, I'm sorry

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

So I was going through tags when I discovered your art and man you've got a lot of skill and it looks so cute. So because of that it gave me the courage to ask ya a idea I've had for awhile. So my 2 all time favorite characters are Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim and Bill Cipher and awhile back I was thinking how it would be like if they fused into 1 person (cause I'm huge into SU) so can ya please draw this fusion, it'd look so cool!

I’m sure this isn’t what you meant but this is what came to mind lol

Good thing Canada isn’t real guys! Otherwise we’d have a real problem!

Here’s a bonus I didn’t feel like digitalizing

[idontdomathlol]

MY GRAVITY FALLS HYPERFIXATION/OBSESSION/PHASE IS COMING BACK WITH EVERYTHING HAPPENING RIGHT NOW AND IT MAKES ME WANNA SCREECH DANCE JUMP DO ANYTHING REALLY I FEEL SO HYPERACTIVE RIGHT NOW I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW IF IT'S BECAUSE OF THE CAFFEINE OR THE EMOTIONS...OR BOTH AND I JUST AAAANJDJDKSNSNDBFBS

AND IT DOESN'T HELP THAT EVERY TIME I OPEN TIKTOK MY FYP IS JUST FILLED WITH BILLFORD ANIMATIONS AND EDITS 😭😭😭😭😭😭 AGHHHH I JUST CAN'T NDNFJKSKNXBFBEBAJKZKFDWBJZKCKD

ALSO READING A BILLFORD FIC AND IT'S JUST SOOOOOOO GOOD LIKE LITERALLY THE BEST THING I'VE READ IN THE PAST 5 YEARS

OH AND I JUST FINISHED PLAYING 'SWOONING OVER STANS' (STANLEY'S ROUTE CUZ HE'S UNDERAPPRECIATED) AND IT WAS SO CUTE HEHEHHEHHEHE I WAS GIGGLING THE WHOLE TIME GUYS GO PLAY IT

[scene-q]

Don’t ask where the light is coming from even he doesn’t know.

[gobblewanker]

Demon squad finally assembled

[ryan-the-thing]

Yaaa art du- ...why is it backwards--

anyway ft. my gf Pixie in this one

[simpingforcys]

HELLO??????

[tumblerosestudios]

I have a simple rule for life that can be applied to anything and anyone:

You can't gatekeep someone's existence

This rule applies to a wide range of identities and people, here, let's give a few examples;

Bi Lesbians are harmful beca-

You can't gatekeep someone's existence

Aspec people aren't LGBT+ becau-

You can't gatekeep someone's existence

A lesbian can't use he/him pronouns bec-

You can't gatekeep someone's existence

If someone says they're X but you don't like X so you try to undermine their identity or somehow call it "harmful" then you're the problem, it's hard enough trying to just exist while openly not a cishet white guy and if someone finds a label that fits it is not your job to tell that person that Um Akshually That Label Which Aligns With Your Lived Experience is harmful because blah blah blah, it is your job to say I'm happy you're figuring yourself out and then move on with your day.

The only "identities" that are harmful are bigoted ones that actively attack others, so basically only Super straight morons and terfs. anyone else, it's not your fuckin problem. If someone says the split attraction model helps them articulate their feelings and experiences even when not aspec, you don't get to be the final say in telling them they're not "allowed" to use it, I'll say it one more time for the people in the back:

You can't gatekeep someone's existence

Thanks for coming to my fuckin Ted talk if you have to bitch my inbox is open so I can easily block you have a nice day