#bird law

[jay-wasstuff]

LA's environmentalist lawyers pulling up to Universal:

Update:

Well then, I guess:

[too-many-blorbos]

[animentality]

[withoutmalice]

https://twitter.com/PDXJenni/status/1681885877285576705?t=GCDqFxeK_0R1c2It26dhqA&s=19

[holdmecloseandfast]

How I imagine the tree law lawyers are gearing up to fine the everloving shit out of Universal:

And the bird law lawyers stepping up to join the fray:

[lichen-thr0pe]

[angelnumber27]

[lights-on-the-ridge]

dirty bird man

[carmillas-gallery]

Great Egrets were almost hunted to extinction in the late 1800s for their plumes, but the earliest laws to protect endangered birds helped the species survive. 📷 Canon 5d mark III w 100mm L

[chaotic-noobtral]

These writers better start getting paid what they deserve. I’m not even American but tree law has me pissed about this shit. The trees didn’t do ANYTHING they were just around. Slaughtered for existing. I’ll cancel every streaming service I have and never turn on my TV again, watch me. 13 years ago I ate Panda Express in an airport during an 18-hour layover and it was so bomb I haven’t eaten meat since. I’m committed to my decisions. I don’t need to know how Stranger Things ends and I could do without another shitty remake. I’ll watch indie films and read fanfiction until the day I die.

[paladinia]

today I have learned that in fact I wear pink and purple and bows and ribbons and I have dyed my hair because my genetic predisposition is having me engage in a complex ritual dance to woo a boy to my nest because I am in fact a bird

[socksfersale]

"See that door there? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?"

"I see a door marked "Private", is that what you're talking about?"

[margle]

Trailer theory: Frank is bashing a gull??? The doll/dead bird matches with the black wing tips and red legs of a few different species of sea gulls. Maybe we will see the return of bird law as Charlie steps in to become a bird rights lawyer?

The sunny brain rot has got to me. I'm doing goddamn ornithology trying to find new stuff to talk about in the trailer.

[dudja]

OMG! OMG!!!!! NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK!! Lmao classic #itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia moment right here #birdlaw #fakehand #charliesweirduncle #unclejack

[naanima]

This WHOLE thread is AMAZING. Go & read it.

[pacificremains]

Trying to identify this bone I found! Maybe you can help me, any ideas?

That's a bird vertebra! Looks cervical, and pretty large. I can't tell the species. It's the right size for chicken, but also for seabirds.

Be aware of your local laws about found bird remains. For example if you're in the US, the MBTA makes possession of most native species illegal. So for me, if I can't identify a bird bone's species, I leave it in nature.