#bitch ass anon

[imthebentley]

Yellow car! Slappaty slap

Ow! That's not how the game goes!

[the1trueanon]

actor au wally for you guys to nom on while i work on oc/story lore :3 i agree he's adorable, but also like. the prettiest man. ever. and i would tell that to his face. everyday.

actor au belongs to @frillsand >w< i love their work and au so much

alt version under the cut, done by request of a very good friend -w-

hehehehe oh to give him a smooch and watch him turn as red as his bow >:3

[mbmbimbo]

Don't fret, if that really is you in your icon, I'm sure you'll find love soon. I can see how people would find you really attractive ❤️

MY ICON???? MY ICON THAT IS JUSTIN MCELROY???

IM SORRY IM NOT HIM

[utilitycaster]

Not that I agree with Ludinus, but can I point out that if he did go around searching for information like a normal person, Vasselheim would have just sent someone to deal with him?

Hi anon,

I'm not sure what this is in response to? I think this might be for a post I reblogged, in which case I would recommend you confer with the OP of that post to best understand their intentions and perspective.

Anyway, you can point that out, and have, but I think Vasselheim would only pursue him if he specifically tried to steal information from Vasselheim. He could probably authorize raids on any temple within the Empire without any retaliation, he demonstrably can seize control of archaeological sites, he did straight up steal the Omen Archive from the Grim Verity and Vasselheim's specific response and motivations are unclear (were they chasing him for that, or for, you know, the giant-ass Magic Moon Antenna in the desert), and more generally he's a 900 year old archmage who could have spent the past 600 years developing an elaborate infiltration system for every single academic or religious institution in Exandria if he were willing to actually build a loyal and dedicated heist crew instead of a system of underlings who high-key fucking hate him.

I think many people vastly overestimate the reach and involvement of Vasselheim. I know I made a joke about the Dragon Vatican but actually the way religion and worship works in Exandria seems rather decentralized. Vasselheim hasn't, for example, declared war on the Dwendalian Empire for outlawing half the Prime Deities. If Ludinus physically infiltrated Vasselheim, stole stuff, and was noticed, then yeah, Vasselheim would retaliate, but that's by no means the only way to do research on the gods.

[himboskywalker]

Bro what’s even the point of telling us you’re going to update if you never actually keep your word and post when you say

Bro how bout you suck my dick

[jaxfromthatcircus]

★✮Welcome to the Slumber Party✮★

Today, for surprises, the door for Jax's room is open, but of course he's sitting right by it to make sure that no sneaky uninvited person comes in today.

Today was for his kids only, they deserved something special after all!

[@the-alcoholic-strawberry @littleladylav @phoenix-parentfriend @tye-the-archivist @yejehehe4746 @floweranonymous @anonymousclownn @patchwork-the-fox @fluffyr0cky @xxmoonduskxx @fourheadskisser ]

[oifaaa]

This just in: angry irishwoman angry at butler

At English butler; I feel like this alone adds 5 layers of context

[fadeintoyou1993]

on disability month no less ❤️

[bunny-extract]

obsessed with the way they made price look in the earlier game, with the white hairs on his hair and beard. i know that old man knows how to eat pussy!!!

That old man EATS, okay? There’s no keeping him away from it when he’s in a mood, he doesn’t care if you ignore him the whole time. Watch your show while you grind your hips mindlessly into him, scroll on your phone with him licking into you from behind. Even better — “Pull up one of those stories you like to touch yourself to. Read it out loud, love. Don’t mind me.”

[wildpeachfarm]

omg the rewriting lore thing pissed me off so bad especially when eret tried to retcon the betrayal and spin it into c!dream manipulating c!eret like 😒😒😒😒😒😒 and even outside of me loving c!dream thats just such a bland character choice to go with

yeah I cannot think about that or else I will go insane I need c!dream to never be touched by any other CC and their shitty fucking lore ever again unless it's sam awesamdude and his homoerotic prison rp

[blackbackedjackal]

Do you feel any remorse taking internet charity for your dog when that incredibly substantial amount of money could have gone towards helping actual real life unhoused and impoverished peoples?

I get wanting to keep your dog alive but like... $5000 spent when you already know he's circling the drain? That money could have helped so many people...

Sounds like you should donate $5000 the Get Off Your High Horse Charity you incoherent insensitive ignorant fuckwad.

[carpetbug]

I AM HONOURED TO BE THE FERAL ANON

And let Feline go claw out her vocal cords... You know.. as a treat :3

meanwhile Chloe’s torn between ‘oh my god this kind of ruthless person with the literal power of destruction is threatening to hurt me’ and ‘oh my god hot powerful catgirl paying attention to me!! tearing out my throat yippee!!’

safe to say i think the superhero crush remains despite feline being a lot less friendly than ladybug

[umemiyan]

i fucking love the block button. others should too 😌

[olivianyx]

Reddit post is not a science study omg delulu

I've studied books based on quantum physics and I didn't get the link for it, so pardon. Books like 'the parallel worlds' by michio kaku, 'before the big bang' by Laura mersini, 'in search of the Multiverse' by john gribbin? (I'm sorry I forgot the name of the author) and 3 more books yet to study (I'll read them and then recommend if it's really worth it) plus, medical physiology and a psychology course I've taken has helped me acquire all these info, and I'm here fucking explaining every fucking info from every book into an easy summary. Still. Y'all just sit there and waste your time doing fucking nothing, but harassing loa bloggers. Go apply what you know, manifest your dream life and post your success story instead sweetheart. Now as I've recommended these science books, go study them delulu person. If you're so daring, then why do you come at me on anon mode bitch. Ig the one who sent an ask telling 'delulu bitch' must be you. I'm grateful that being delulu has saved my life. Thank you!

[stardust-sunset]

Brody showed up to work this week! OMG!!! Does he want a medal?? Josh Boone has a CHILD and he’s in more than Brody.

And I know you’re going to use the shitty excuse “he’s been in a lot!!!” but that’s bullshit. Why are we praising an adult man for showing up to work.

why do you care? why are you bitching about him being absent? and i know you’re gonna use the shitty excuse “Oh BuT hE HaSnT bEeN iN!” but like…he has been? this message is confusing lmfao do you want him to be in or not? you’re insinuating both. make your intentions clear.

im saying its nice that he’s in more is all. if you don’t like what i post or what i say on MY blog mind you then block me.

also i think you should come off anon and talk to me face to face but whatever. be a coward and use the mask of anonymity to hide who you are. i find it funny all these people who are anti outsiders or anti brody choose to stay on anon. like say it to my face. if i can answer you without anonymity have the decency to say this kind of thing to my face.

and btw i’m not praising him for “going to work” im saying it’s nice that he’s in more and seems to be enjoying his job again. and why do his absence matter so much to you? why does it bother you so much that he’s out and that i post about it being a good thing that someone seems to be finally having fun at their job after a rough patch?don’t put words in my mouth.

so cry about it and block me if you’d not like my content. thank you!

(just figured i’d mention by the way that i’m not saying that if you dislike brody you’re automatically on my shit list. everyone is entitled to their own opinions. everyone is allowed to think whatever they want AS LONG AS IT ISNT HURTING ANYONE. but i do think it’s funny how im the one everyone sends anonymous brody hate to like some of the things you anti brody people say about him are WILD. so yes. i will defend him in the reason that nobody should be bitching about his absences or saying rude things, but i absolutely don’t want it to seem like i’m saying that you HAVE to like him. You don’t have to like him but it’s possible to not like him without being a huge jerk to him or anyone who supports him.)

[obsessive-evie]

cait loves to threaten you with head in public if you don’t let her grab your waist or obsessively have her hand on ur thigh

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

she is crazy i’ve been telling yall. or she’d be like no sex for a week if you don’t let me hold ur hand right now. or she’s like you don’t get to touch my abs (or just ur fav part of her)

especially if someone was hitting on you or giving her a reason to be jealous she would make it KNOWN you’re taken