#bitch not in my world! if they wanna breed they do it whenever!

[mestos]

i hate how cool rava surnames sound (with the elemental lore thing) but ig snow crystal guardians arent bad either.....

initially noi was supposed to be ukina qufiswesfv bc he became a gunbreaker at some point (which is still true now) but it doesnt make sense bc why even. so he shares the same as his papa, reoul and ukina foixewesfv

my oc viper (who i made an entire year before DT even decided to drop the viper class trailer, GO FIGURE)'s real name is Yzera Sjadarwesfv. my anden (custom delivery guy) knock off is Nase Copihwesfv if I were following the naming conventions properly

i do have a rava bunny tho and his name is Valentine. his birth name wouldve been Faana Djt-Marouc though which i think is so spicy

[thegrandlinesimp]

Heya! I have come in here with a request that you can be as self-indulgent with as you want hehe~ May I please request breeding kink headcanons of Charlotte Katakuri with his fem s/o? I just know that man HAS to have a breeding kink 😂 No worries at all if you don't want to write this request! Please take your time and a big thank you in advance! 💗💗💗

You said to indulge, I revelled in it!

Also s/o is like 14 ft tall here, they’re both roughly in their late 20’s/very early 30’s

Aaannnnd now I wanna go write a follow-up scenario

Warning: light angst because Katakuri is a self-conscious jellybean who thinks everyone hates anything he does unless it’s to do with how strong he is

Charlotte Katakuri X Wife!S/O - Breeding Kink

(I went through so many gifs and my brain was like “yes. this one” and it was just one of those moments where you have to say to yourself “bitch you is thirsty!”)

There’s one thing you need to know about Katakuri here, is that before he even first met his wife he was only mildly aware of his breeding kink

Sure, he knew he wanted a family of his own, with a wife who would be a better mother to his children than his own mother was to him and his siblings

That’s pretty much how aware he was, not enough to call it a kink, just something to wish for

Then, after they first had sex, it was like an itch that wouldn’t go away, an idea so tantalising he couldn’t stop thinking about it till it festered and grew from a wish into a primal desire

But he refused to let her know, he was severely embarrassed about it

After all, he was Big Mama’s top Commander, one of the strongest men in the world, having an impossibly high bounty without being a Yonko, he was undefeated, could glimpse into the very future itself

Yet the mental image of his beautiful, strong, armour-clad wife heavy with his child as she cradled her belly made him hot under his scarf and weak at the knees as his pants grew painfully tight

He couldn’t help but feel ashamed that he’d let one of humanity’s most baser instincts consume him like this

And having no prior sexual experience and the only knowledge was what he’d heard from his siblings, he couldn’t help but worry his wife would find his kink freakish

Or worse

What if…she didn’t want children?

He would never force her to bear his child, not even if his mother demanded him to, the mere thought of doing something so deprived to the one person who loved his monstrous self with all their heart disgusted him to no end

So he didn’t tell her

But she did end up finding out by complete accident

Katakuri thoroughly enjoyed every chance he got to have sex with his beloved, there were even times he’d let her take charge, the sense of freedom it granted did wonders for his stress. More so than any merianda ever could

Not that he stopped having them of course, as moments like this with his wife were sadly not as often as he wished

It was during one of these times she was riding his cock like it was the last chance she’d ever get to, a sight Katakuri would never grow tired of

The way she tossed her head back, her breasts bouncing to the frantic rhythm of her hips, the light sheen of sweat on her forehead, a droplet running down the side of her face, bringing his attention to her glazed eyes over as she moaned out how good he felt inside her

Seeing as the both of them had been completely inexperienced at the start of their sexual relationship, it had taken some time for them to grow more comfortable with talking dirty to one another

Katakuri was still woefully embarrassed whenever he tried to say anything remotely sexy

While his wife was quite close to mastering the art, closer than he realised

She lay down on his chest, hips still bouncing, walls rubbing his cock so perfectly as she pressed her lips to his, tongue caressing his fangs

She pulled back with a gasp and he groaned at the sight of her lust riddled face, cock throbbing as he felt his end draw nearer

“You gonna come for me, Kata?” She purred, eyes half-lidded, breath hot against his lips, and all he could do was grunt and moan as he managed a curt nod, grip tightening on her thighs

There was a small pause filled only with their combined panting, looking back, Katakuri could see in his mind’s eye the cogs whirring away in her head

Then she gave the tiniest little smirk

“Want you to come inside me, Kata,” she all but moaned, as she sat up, hand tracing downwards along the curve of her breast to rest on the flat of her stomach, “want you to come so deep inside me, put a baby in me-“

If she was planning on saying anything else it was lost as he bolted upright, engulfing her in his arms, one wrapped under her arms while the other went around her hips as he cried out his release into the crook of her neck

His body quaked, head spinning from the sheer power and suddenness of his orgasm as he ground up into her clenching pussy, heartbeat thundering in his ears as he slowly came down from his high

That was when the dread settled in

He tightened his grip on her a little and attempted to bury his face further into her neck, afraid if he looked at her he’d see that look of disgust he knew was waiting for him

Then she giggled

He blinked, arms relaxing as he pulled away to look at her face, only to find her smiling

“Oh thank god,” she both laughed and sighed with relief, “I didn’t know how you’d take that kind of dirty talk, but I guess I don’t need to ask for feedback on how much you liked it.”

Katakuri glanced to the side of her face, unable to meet her gaze, “y-…you’re not…upset.”

She grinned, “well I don’t know if you felt it since you were enjoying yourself so much, but I did finish.”

“No, I-I mean, I…” he pursed his lips as his shoulders tensed, feeling the familiar sense of shame creeping up in his chest

The tips of her fingers brushed against his cheek, her thumb tracing the scar there, “Kata, what’s wrong?”

“I…” his face flushed a deep shade of red, deeper than it had when he first laid eyes on her toned, naked body, “the…idea of you…carrying my- my child, it…” he hunched his shoulders further, wishing he had his scarf to hide behind, “it…really arouses me.”

He waited for the scoff, the gasp, but neither came

Instead, when he managed to glance at her, there’s something in her eye, a glint of mischievousness

She rolled her hips and he made an odd sound, something between a grunt and a gasp, remembering he was still buried inside her

“Well then,” she murmured, shifting atop him again and smirking as he moaned, cock hardening inside her, “why don’t I get on my hands and knees and you can breed me properly?”

And at that moment Katakuri felt like the luckiest man alive

[zeroweeenies]

Yuuji and Megumi sfw and nsfw relationship hcs pleathe 🤲🏽

this is my first time doing a hc fic and sfw >.<

n/sfw relationship headcannons

Character(s): yuuji, megumi, and todo

Rating: 18+

Todo (SFW)

🍓 He’s a big teddy bear 🥺 todo gives you the best hugs and loves to pick you up like you’re his little doll wherever you go.

🍓 Todo will definitely beat anyone up for you. Someone’s being mean to you? “Point them out to me, I’ll take care of it” he won’t let anyone hurt his precious baby

🍓 He was so shy around you when you first started dating. Whenever you came around he was always blushing and scared to talk to you despite being so tough.

🍓 Treats you like a princess and spoils you with tons of gifts for no reason. Your birthday is March 3rd? This guy buys you gifts for your “birthday” on the same day each month

🍓 “Happy birthday, baby” he hands you some expensive looking necklace that he somehow managed to afford. “My birthday was four months ago” “everyday is your birthday to me” 🥺

🍓 Mean to everyone except you and doesn’t let anyone get his attention but you. If another girl tries to flirt with him he flicks her away like a bug. “go away whore”

(NSFW)

🍓 He’s a service top idc. His sole purpose in bed is to please you. Whispers sweet praises in your ears when he’s splitting you open on his fat cock. “you’re so good for me baby” “you’re gonna take all of it right? good girl” ughhhh

🍓 This man makes my size kink go brrr. He loves how much smaller you are than him when you’re undneath him as he obliterates your cunt.

🍓 King of praise. Whenever he lets you top him and your legs get tired he’ll encourage you to keep going.

🍓 “Come on baby, keep going.” “I know you wanna cum, you can do it” fuckkk >.<

Yuuji (SFW)

🍓 He’s such a clingy baby :( he always wants to be under you. Laying on your chest, hugging you from behind, looping his fingers in the belt loop of your pants to follow you around. if you even go anywhere too far away from him he’s like “where are you going?” “can I come with you?”

🍓 When you say no he gives you the silent treatment till you apologize. “you’re so mean to me” with his cute lil pouty face 🥺

🍓 Yuuji always keeps his promises.

🍓 He goes all out on days that are really important to you. If it’s your birthday he throws you a huge surprise party.

🍓 “Surpriseee!” The lights flicker on and confetti guns are shot into the air, covering you. You’re surrounded by all your friends and family with Yuuji in front of you, his cute little birthday hat titled to the side and party horn in hand, too excited to surprise you.

🍓 He just loves doing the most for you, he’ll do anything to protect your smile.

(NSFW)

🍓 Don’t let that sweet exterior fool you this man is a dom to the maxxxx

🍓 His specialty is definitely aftercare. He can go from degrading you so fucking hard “Get that fucking tongue out you dirty bitch, I wanna see you drooling all over my cock” to giving you affirming praises about how good you are for him while he takes care of your sore body “You did so good for me baby, so good”

🍓 breeding kink breeding kink breeding kink. He has to cum in you at least four times cause he wants to see you when you’re all swelled up with his kids.

🍓 Loves the way his cum drips out of your pussy after he’s stuffed you full with multiple loads, there’s no way you won’t get pregnant.

🍓 “I can’t wait to see you filled up with my babies, gonna breed you so fucking good” he thrusts into you as he cums inside you for the tenth time that night.

Megumi (SFW)

🍓 Loves when you play with his hair. He can be the most nonchalant person in the world but immediately goes soft when your fingers are on his scalp, he cuddles closer to you and falls asleep on your boobies when you keep doing it.

🍓 You made a playlist of songs for him that reminded you of your relationship and he plays it nonstop whenever he has to go away on long missions while all he thinks about is getting back home to you

🍓 Pays attention to detail. If he sees you looking at something you’re interested he’ll buy it for you and surprise you with it. He loves seeing that beautiful smile when he pulls the boxed anklet from behind his back that you were eyeing in the store.

🍓 “Baby, no fucking way did you get this for me!” You practically jump in his arms giddily. That thing had to cost a fortune “It was nothing” it really is but he doesn’t care, he’ll spend his last dime on you if he has to.

(NSFW)

🍓 Dominant all the time. Very rarely will he sub for you but when he does he’s so whiny. He’ll beg you to let him cum when you’re stroking his dick while you’re rimming him.

🍓 “Please let me cum, mistress” you pump him faster until he reaches his peak, ruining his orgasm as white ropes spill on his stomach.

🍓 He cries as his torso is coated with his cum, his whines muffled by you scooping it up with your fingers and pushing them into his mouth. “If you keep bratting off to me, this little dick won’t ever cum again” his dick flexes painfully when you degrade him. He won’t admit it but he loves when you dom him.

🍓 Definitely a sadist. He only gets harder when he sees you underneath him squirming from overstimulation and pain

🍓 “It’s too much? That’s too bad. I’m not stopping until I’m done with you”

🍓 Doesn’t stop until you’re literally shaking and crying. Trying to crawl away? He pounds you harder. If he’s going down south and you try to push his head away to escape? Hell pin your wrists down and keep eating you long after you cum.

🍓 “I told you baby, I’m not stopping until I see you crying on my dick.” And just like always, he keeps his promise.

[tteokdoroki]

“Say it again.” Everything stopped as a heavy, scarred, hand rested against your throat. Barely applying pressure but the look in his eyes was enough alone to make you tremble. “Say. It. Now, Princess.” It wasn’t a warning, more a threat.

“F-fuck me..” your voice was soft and trembling. A deep, annoyed sigh reached your ears, the pressure around your neck increasing, along with new pressure against your heat. Katsuki had pushed his knee against your clothed cunt.

“Last chance. Say it again or I’m going home.” His voice was gravelly and low, but there was a cocky tone beneath it all, it was unmistakeable. One he held all his life, like he was better than everyone else and frankly.. It’s true. At least here and now.

“Bakug-“ the low growl he let out cut you off. “Okay! Okay! Please fuck me, Dynamight! Please!” Your back arched off the bed slightly when his knee dug harder against you, a broken moan echoing through the room. In a flash, you were face down on the mattress, being basically manhandled as Katsuki yanked you by your hips onto your knees, hand that was once around your throat now fumbling with his belt buckle.

“That’s right, I knew you’d do it. Is this what you wanted, brat? How long have you fantasized about me rescuing your sorry ass and then using your body to make up for the time and effort? How long have you wanted the number 2,” you caught the slightly bitter tone on 2. “To fuck you senseless?” When you didn’t answer beyond a meek little squeak, he grabbed you by the root of your hair, pulling you up by said grip. “I’m getting tired of you playing coy. When I ask you a question, you answer.” He pulled you up a little more, his legs pinning yours while his other hand wrapped around to fondle your breasts.

He held you right against his chest, chin in your neck after he pulled his hand from your hair, sliding it to your jaw and using that as leverage now. He nipped at your earlobe before sucking purple marks into your jaw line.

“All the time, I think about it whenever you get hom-home from work,” you babbled. He chuckled, but didn’t stop his actions. “And when you’re away for days at a t-TIME!” You yellped when he slid some of his fingers into your underwear, targeting your clot and rubbing figure eights into it.

“Keep going..” he hummed, listening to your breathing labor slightly. You weren’t about to disobey when he was finally touching you again, so you continued.

“You’re gone for so long, being a strong hero, protectING people,” your breath hitched and you had to bite your lip to suppress the moan, trying to keep your cool. He always knew how to touch you just right to keep you on your toes.. “You’re the symbol of strength, Dynamight.. How could I not want you to fuck me?” You fell forward, Katsuki’s chest heavy on your back as his fingers slid farther back, prodding at you and finally stretching you open.

“Dirty girl, at least now I know you aren’t just trying to stroke my ego,” he commented degradingly as he felt the wetness on his fingers. You moaned and tried desperately to push your hips against his fingers, only making him stop. “You’ll get it, don’t fucking worry. Be patient.” Not that you could see it, but his voice gave it away. He was taking his time, concentrating, making sure he hit all the right places to make you squirm and moan, which you were. You could picture his face in your mind; Stoick and Calm, an air of authority surrounding him. His jaw clenched, eyes narrowed with the tiniest hint of a smirk on his face. Whenever he made that face, others should be afraid.. It only made you excited.

“Glad you finally learned my name,” he leaned in closer, lips ghosting the shell of your ear. “Because I’m gonna make you scream it all. Night. Long.”

cw // smut, power play, breeding kink, fem!reader + pro hero!bakugou. 18+ mdni.

something about the way your body so easily submits to your hero’s, should humiliate you but even as bakugou’s thick and experienced fingers draw slow shapes into your puffy clit; you can’t bring yourself to feel an ounce of shame. this was exactly what you wanted, to be at the mercy and hands of someone who might as well have been considered a god. no, your god, your dynamight. “a-anything you want, dynamight...” the weight of his hero name is heavy on your tongue and you can feel bakugou’s cock twitch at the base of your spine. “you want me to s-scream, i’ll do it...want my hero so bad.”

each stroke to bakugou’s ego earns you another swipe to your sticky folds that gush at every movement he makes, free hand roaming the expanse of your chest and pinching your pebbled nipples. “your hero, huh?” that same air of confidence from earlier returns to the pro hero’s voice as his cock that was once pressed flush against your back, slides through your glistening folds. all you can do is nod and clutch at the marred hands that hold you up, knowing that if bakugou were to move you would collapse right onto the sheets. “‘course i’m your hero baby, no one else would wanna save a slut like you. not when you’re in the shape of my cock. you want it so badly, you put yourself in danger for my attention, for cock plunged deep in that pathetic lil cunt of yours, right baby?”

his sharp words shoot straight your core, clamping around nothing but gushing over the man who holds you to his chest. you can feel the hitch in his breath and see the smirk in his voice as your beloved hero degrades you down to the needy little thing you truly are. bakugou takes his time; grinding his cock against your dripping heat, pawing at every part of your body exposed to him just to get a rouse out of you. it works, but you barley have time to grind against him before he’s grabbing your hips to still you—leaving your sexes to pulse hotly against one another. “‘s all true katsuk—!” you gasp out, tears springing in your eyes, ready to roll down your cheeks at the harsh spank against your tummy, the spark of his quirk flashing gently across your skin. “i-im sorry,” you squirm, apology wet across your lips. “please dynamight, f-fuck me.”

“atta girl, beg me nicely, cry for me like the little bitch you are.” katsuki growls into your ear, finally pushing you face first into the sheets. his weighty girth brushes against your entrance as the pro hero presses himself against your back— easing into you at last. the pair of you grown at the stretch as the blonde sits within your soaked, velvety walls, easily allowing you to suck him in. he gropes at your ass, using the flesh to pull you back onto his cock as he sets an unrelenting pace. the world goes black, stars aligning your vision as your idol fucks you into the mattress without showing any signs of easing up on your abused little cunt. “wanna keep being my good girl? then beg me to fill you up with my cum...wanna see it drip down those cute fucking thighs of yours.”

[zeeroweenies]

n/sfw relationship headcannons

Character(s): yuuji, megumi, and todo

Rating: 18+

repost from my old acc

Todo (SFW)

🍓 He’s a big teddy bear 🥺 todo gives you the best hugs and loves to pick you up like you’re his little doll wherever you go.

🍓 Todo will definitely beat anyone up for you. Someone’s being mean to you? “Point them out to me, I’ll take care of it” he won’t let anyone hurt his precious baby

🍓 He was so shy around you when you first started dating. Whenever you came around he was always blushing and scared to talk to you despite being so tough.

🍓 Treats you like a princess and spoils you with tons of gifts for no reason. Your birthday is March 3rd? This guy buys you gifts for your “birthday” on the same day each month

🍓 “Happy birthday, baby” he hands you some expensive looking necklace that he somehow managed to afford. “My birthday was four months ago” “everyday is your birthday to me” 🥺

🍓 Mean to everyone except you and doesn’t let anyone get his attention but you. If another girl tries to flirt with him he flicks her away like a bug. “go away whore”

(NSFW)

🍓 He’s a service top idc. His sole purpose in bed is to please you. Whispers sweet praises in your ears when he’s splitting you open on his fat cock. “you’re so good for me baby” “you’re gonna take all of it right? good girl” ughhhh

🍓 This man makes my size kink go brrr. He loves how much smaller you are than him when you’re undneath him as he obliterates your cunt.

🍓 King of praise. Whenever he lets you top him and your legs get tired he’ll encourage you to keep going.

🍓 “Come on baby, keep going.” “I know you wanna cum, you can do it” fuckkk >.<

Yuuji (SFW)

🍓 He’s such a clingy baby :( he always wants to be under you. Laying on your chest, hugging you from behind, looping his fingers in the belt loop of your pants to follow you around. if you even go anywhere too far away from him he’s like “where are you going?” “can I come with you?”

🍓 When you say no he gives you the silent treatment till you apologize. “you’re so mean to me” with his cute lil pouty face 🥺

🍓 Yuuji always keeps his promises.

🍓 He goes all out on days that are really important to you. If it’s your birthday he throws you a huge surprise party.

🍓 “Surpriseee!” The lights flicker on and confetti guns are shot into the air, covering you. You’re surrounded by all your friends and family with Yuuji in front of you, his cute little birthday hat titled to the side and party horn in hand, too excited to surprise you.

🍓 He just loves doing the most for you, he’ll do anything to protect your smile.

(NSFW)

🍓 Don’t let that sweet exterior fool you this man is a dom to the maxxxx

🍓 His specialty is definitely aftercare. He can go from degrading you so fucking hard “Get that fucking tongue out you dirty bitch, I wanna see you drooling all over my cock” to giving you affirming praises about how good you are for him while he takes care of your sore body “You did so good for me baby, so good”

🍓 breeding kink breeding kink breeding kink. He has to cum in you at least four times cause he wants to see you when you’re all swelled up with his kids.

🍓 Loves the way his cum drips out of your pussy after he’s stuffed you full with multiple loads, there’s no way you won’t get pregnant.

🍓 “I can’t wait to see you filled up with my babies, gonna breed you so fucking good” he thrusts into you as he cums inside you for the tenth time that night.

Megumi (SFW)

🍓 Loves when you play with his hair. He can be the most nonchalant person in the world but immediately goes soft when your fingers are on his scalp, he cuddles closer to you and falls asleep on your boobies when you keep doing it.

🍓 You made a playlist of songs for him that reminded you of your relationship and he plays it nonstop whenever he has to go away on long missions while all he thinks about is getting back home to you

🍓 Pays attention to detail. If he sees you looking at something you’re interested he’ll buy it for you and surprise you with it. He loves seeing that beautiful smile when he pulls the boxed anklet from behind his back that you were eyeing in the store.

🍓 “Baby, no fucking way did you get this for me!” You practically jump in his arms giddily. That thing had to cost a fortune “It was nothing” it really is but he doesn’t care, he’ll spend his last dime on you if he has to.

(NSFW)

🍓 Dominant all the time. Very rarely will he sub for you but when he does he’s so whiny. He’ll beg you to let him cum when you’re stroking his dick while you’re rimming him.

🍓 “Please let me cum, mistress” you pump him faster until he reaches his peak, ruining his orgasm as white ropes spill on his stomach.

🍓 He cries as his torso is coated with his cum, his whines muffled by you scooping it up with your fingers and pushing them into his mouth. “If you keep bratting off to me, this little dick won’t ever cum again” his dick flexes painfully when you degrade him. He won’t admit it but he loves when you dom him.

🍓 Definitely a sadist. He only gets harder when he sees you underneath him squirming from overstimulation and pain

🍓 “It’s too much? That’s too bad. I’m not stopping until I’m done with you”

🍓 Doesn’t stop until you’re literally shaking and crying. Trying to crawl away? He pounds you harder. If he’s going down south and you try to push his head away to escape? Hell pin your wrists down and keep eating you long after you cum.

🍓 “I told you baby, I’m not stopping until I see you crying on my dick.” And just like always, he keeps his promise.

[seongsangsgf]

Daddy’s Little Angel

So this is my first smut/fanfic(plz don’t judge). Also thank you to Kala(@sanlusts) for helping me out(Ily bby 💕). I hope that you all enjoy this! ❤️💖💕

Pairing:Seonghwaxreader

Genre:Smut, fluff

Kinks: Daddy Kink, spanking, squirting, face riding, thigh riding, breeding, overstimulation, size-kink, dirty talking, blowjob

Gif doesn’t belong to me. Creds to owner.

It was 12am when Seonghwa came back from his dance practice, feeling very stressed. Luckily his promotions with Ateez have ended and now he can spend the rest of his time with his beautiful girlfriend, you.

You were in your shared bedroom, taking a nap with the bedsheets covering your naked body. Seonghwa promised that he would be back by 10. However, time went by and he wasn’t back yet so you decided to sleep. You can’t really blame him though, since he and his team mates were getting ready for their world tour. Although, you do miss all of the nights where you would cuddle with him after having sex. The smell of his cologne lulling you to a dreamy sleep, his large arms wrapped around your small frame, your body on top his with your head laying on his chest.

When he’s not there(ex:being on tours,promoting Ateez’s comeback, attending Music Award Shows), you would cuddle with your stuffed teddy bear that he gave you for Valentines Day.

Your sleep was interrupted by the sound of the front door slamming. ‘He’s here’ you thought to yourself, hearing heavy footsteps coming up the stairs and into the halls. Is he mad? What might’ve happened? Should I help him?

All of your train of thoughts were interrupted when the door of your bedroom opened, making you jolt and clutch the bedsheet, looking to see a stressed out Seonghwa. His expression went from angry to calm when he saw you.

To him, you are an angel sent from heaven to love and protect him. He had a very dominant, cold like aura but whenever you’re around, he would lighten up and treat you like the princess that you are. Everything about you made him smile: from waking up to the sound of your angelic singing voice in the shower, even though you’re too shy to actually sing in front of him, to making his favorite breakfast, to hearing you laugh, which he found adorable. The list goes on. Overall, you’re his little ray of sunshine and he would always be happy around you.

“D-daddy, is everything alright?” You asked with concern.

Seonghwa smiles in response, reassuring that everything was fine before going to the bed to sit next to you, caressing your face gently. “Yes baby I’m fine. I was just feeling very stressed out but it’s all good.” He notices the bed sheet that was covering your body.

“Was my little angel sleeping? You must’ve been waiting for me haven’t you? Aw you poor sweet thing” he cooed.

“Yes Daddy I have. I miss you, I really do.” You said with a sad tone.

“There there now, it’s ok.” He grabs your hand, kissing your knuckles affectionately. “Daddy doesn’t like it when his pretty little angel is sad.”

You nod before responding. “I understand Daddy. It’s just that I wanna take all of your stress away. Can I? All I wanna do is take care of you.” You asked innocently.

“You know”, he says with a dark tone, “That’s very sweet, coming from an angel like you. I could use some help after all.” He smirks, making you become surprised at his sudden dominance.

“What would you like me to do Daddy?” You asked, becoming more wet by the second.

“Hmm, why don’t you start off by sucking me off. If you do a good job, I’ll reward you with something later on. But that’s if you’re a good girl. You don’t wanna piss Daddy off even more, hm?”

“N-no Daddy! I promise I won’t!” You stutter.

“Then get right to it slut.” He said, dominance lacing in his voice, getting rid of all of his clothes before sitting on the bed with his back against the headboard, yanking the bedsheet off of you, noticing how wet you were for him.

“Look at you. I haven’t even done anything and your pussy is dripping wet right now. Such a dirty little girl.” He said before slapping your clit harshly, making you jolt in pain and pleasure before scrambling to your hands and knees, grabbing his cock with one hand while the other rested on his bare thigh.

You started off by licking the tip with your tongue, before taking all of him into your mouth.

“Ah fuck” he groaned, “You’re doing so well right now babygirl. That’s it.Take all of Daddy’s cock in that pretty little mouth of yours.”

You hummed in response, sending vibrations to his cock before you began to bob your head up and down.

“Shit if you continue this I’m gonna fucking cum” he growled, gripping your hair to push your head down, making you gag a little before going back to sucking him, his orgasm getting more close.

“F-fuck cumming!” he moans, his warm cum shooting down your throat. You swallowed all of his cum before releasing him from your mouth.

“Good girl” he said before lifting you onto his lap. “You did so good baby”. He pulls you for a heated kiss, hands gripping your ass lightly, making you whimper into the kiss. “How would you like Daddy to reward you? I’ll give you anything you want doll.”

“I want to ride Daddy’s thigh” You responded, slightly blushing from what you said. Of course, your favorite part of his body was his thighs. They were very muscular, enough to make you cum in just seconds.

“Oh so you wanna make a mess out of my thigh with that filthy little cunt of yours? Well I suppose that’s fine.” He chuckles darkly.

You moaned in response before moving to his thigh, moving your hips, making your head throw back in pleasure.

“Faster baby, Daddy wants his little girl to become a moaning mess” he growled in your ear, bringing his hand down to spank your ass, enough to make you speed up your rhythm.

“A-ah shit Daddy your thigh feels so fucking good~!” You moaned.

“Yeah you like that baby? You like getting yourself off on Daddy?”

“Yes Daddy, you’re the only man that makes me feel this good!” You whimpered.

“That’s right, only I can make you feel this good.” He flexed his thigh before gripping your hips to move them faster against his thigh.

“F-fuck!” You felt your orgasm approaching as Seonghwa continued to move yourself faster. He groaned loudly, seeing the sight of you riding his thigh so hot, like a desperate little bitch in heat. He could literally just cum from the sight of it, your moans and whimpers turning him on even more.

“Daddy I’m gonna cum! Let me cum, please let me cum!” You pleaded.

“Go ahead princess, be Daddy’s good girl and cum all over my thigh.”

You cried out in pleasure as you came, your juices coating his thigh. Seonghwa smirked, seeing how wet you left him before wiping the cum off of him bringing his fingers to his mouth to suck on them, turning you on even more.

“Fuck baby, that was so hot, but now Daddy wants to taste your sweet little pussy. I want you to ride my face, can you do that for me please?” He said with an aggressive tone, making you shudder, the flame in your core intensifying.

“Y-yes Daddy” you innocently purred. You waited for Seonghwa to lie on his back before moving up to sit on his face, being careful not to suffocate him. You hold onto the headboard for support before his hands come up to grip your thighs, his tongue coming out to lick your clit.

“Oh g-god~!” You whimpered, hands gripping onto the headboard tightly. Seonghwa hummed against your core, sending vibrations to your body before sucking on your clit harshly.

“Ah yes D-daddy!” You moaned, your hands coming up to pinch your nipples. You gasped when Seonghwa thrusted his tongue into you, hitting that sweet spot.

“Don’t s-stop please!” You threw your head back, shaky moans coming out of you, allowing the overwhelming sensation to consume you. You could practically feel him smirk against your core.

His hand comes up to rub your clit, making your thighs twitch. He would switch between fingering and sucking, the pleasure becoming too much for you.

You couldn’t take it anymore as you ended up squirting all over his face and fingers, body shaking hard. After that you quickly got off of him and covered your face with your hands, blush forming on your cheeks. You never squirted before and now you’re not sure if you should feel embarrassed or not.

Seonghwa noticed this and licked his lips clean before removing your hands from your face, kissing you. “My my, I didn’t know that my sweet little angel could squirt. I’m very impressed.” He chuckles darkly.

Your face suddenly lit up at the compliment. “R-really?”, you asked shyly.

He nods. “Yes baby. In fact, that was pretty sexy of you my darling” he smirks before kissing you on the lips before going up to bite your ear lobe gently. “You didn’t think that we’re done, did you?” he asked with a dark voice, making gasp in response.

“D-daddy please I’m sensitive, I don’t think I-I can go again!” you whined, already feeling spent from the intense orgasms that you had to go through.

Seonghwa clicks his tongue before bringing his hand down to spank the side of your thigh, making you let out a broken cry.

“Sounds like you wanna make the rules, is that how it goes?” Smack! “What happened to my good little girl huh? Answer me.” Smack!

“I’m s-so sorry Daddy.” You whimpered.

“That’s what I thought. You can and you will take it.” He said cockily. “But you can say the safe word if you want me to stop, ok baby?”

You nod in response.

“Good girl” he gently caressed your face before pushing his large cock inside of you.

“D-daddy t-too big!” You whimpered, letting his cock stretch you out, eyes becoming slightly watery at the sting.

“I know baby. F-fuck you have such a tiny little pussy.” He groaned, feeling you clench around him, noticing the bulge forming on your stomach.

“Shit, for someone so fucking tiny, you’re taking my cock so well.” He groaned. And with that, he began to pick up his pace, pounding into you roughly.

“Fuck Daddy, you’re stretching me so good!” You moaned loudly.

“You like that don’t you? That’s because you’re nothing but Daddy’s little whore. Such a dirty, filthy little slut. You like it when I fuck you hard don’t you? Yeah I know you do.” He growled.

“Yes Daddy I do, s-shit!”

“Fuck you sound so pretty for me right now.”

Seonghwa’s hand went from your hip to your throat, putting light pressure on it. He then lifted both of your legs on his shoulders, continuing his ruthless onslaught, pounding into you at a new angle, skin-slapping echoing through the room.

“I’m gonna fuck you full with my babies. I’m gonna fill you up with all of my cum. Fuck your gonna look so pretty being stuffed with it, watching it drip down your beautiful thighs.” He grunted.

All you can do was let out incoherent words, the pleasure consuming you whole. You gasped when you felt his other hand go up to rub your clit, making your moans turning into screams.

“A-ah shit Daddy I’m gonna cum!” You cried out loud, your walls clenching around him.

“Fuck angel me too, h-holy shit… Let’s cum together.” With that, you both came, with you letting out a high-pitched moan and Seonghwa letting out an animalistic growl, shoving himself as deep as possible to fill you up before pulling out of you.

After that, Seonghwa grabbed a towel to clean you up before laying down on his back, pulling you close to him, placing candied kisses on your forehead, cheeks and lips, making your heart skip a beat before kissing him back.

“Thank you babydoll. You treated Daddy so well. I’m proud of you sweetie.” He smiles, caressing your body gently.

“Aw anything for you Daddy.” You ran your fingers through his hair.

“Daddy?”

“Yes princess?” He asked, playing with your hair.

“You know how you said that you were gonna make sure that I was nice and pregnant?” You slightly blushed, letting out a giggle before going back to what you were saying. “Well, I-I’ve been thinking about it for a while and uh, I actually do w-wanna have kids with you.” You confessed, despite the fact that you stuttered a little.

Seonghwa smiles in response, placing a kiss on your forehead. “Aw baby that’s very sweet of you. I always wanted to be a dad. Of course I wanna have kids with you. And I know that you’ll make a great mom.” He rubs your little stomach.

“Hm, if the baby’s a boy, he’ll be handsome like you.” You smiled at him.

“And if it’s a girl, it’ll look beautiful like you.” He leans down to place soft kisses on your stomach.

“Daddy, stop I’m not even that pretty!” You whined, pouting at him.

“Yes you are babygirl, don’t lie to me.” He comes back up to wrap his arms around you.

You pulled Seonghwa for a loving, passionate kiss. “I love you Daddy, I always will.” You cuddled against his larger figure before drifting off to another dreamy sleep, feeling safe and loved in his arms.

Seonghwa smiles, caressing your back, placing one more kiss on your forehead.

“I love you too babydoll. After all, you are and will always be Daddy’s little angel.”

[michiieewrites]

Shigaraki - Love You For Everything I Hate You For (fic)

A/N: Well damn… Crusty man gave me some feels these days, so have this smut-filled fic, ya filthy animals!

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The rain came down pouring like a waterfall. Heavy and accompanied by the loud thunder. Rain soaking through ones clothes, only to grip them tightly with their ghostly cold fingers. The smell of the earth and sea overpowering mingled scents of animals and humankind alike.

But the outside world could not reach you, no. Where the birds outside were clinging together in their small nests, you were engulfed by the warmth of your lover’s long limbs. Trapping you closely in his lap. Your legs wrapped around his torso, your hands bound together behind your back, your face buried in his neck. Warmth spread through your body as a result of your actions. The need to comply to his demands bigger than the need to beg for your own selfish wishes.

Tomura’s fingers speeding across the buttons on his controller. Concentration in his eyes and victory on his mind. He would stop at nothing to defeat this final boss. He had spent hours upon hours, trying to collect and level up all his rare armor items. Just so he could end this boss.

“Remember what I told you, you needy bitch,” he spoke directly in your ear, “you have to make me hard as fucking steel before I finish this guy off or else you won’t get anything stuffed inside that greedy cunt of yours.”

A pitiful whine left you. The sound reverberating against the damaged skin of his neck. Grinding your crotch deeper against him, hoping to create any type of friction for the two of you. For him, to get stimulated; for you, to find some sort of release. Both are easier said than done. ‘Cause when Tomura games, he barely acknowledges anything or anyone else. Meaning that getting him to fuck you was a near impossible task. His mind completely elsewhere.

The task he gave you nearly an hour and half ago was to get him stiff as a rod before his finishes his final battle. If you did, you would be rewarded by getting ravished beyond this world. If you failed, you would have to sit on this couch for the rest of the evening with a vibrator attached to your clit. Only problem was you are not allowed to cum. If you did cum, Father would get a new job besides shielding Tomura’s face.

“Come on, I thought you were desperate for my cock. I’m almost done with them. I know you can do better, my little whore.” His words somewhat degrading you, only fueled your resolve to complete your task.

Your hips rolling against the outline of his tip. Still only half hard, but with his size he already looked like he could split you in half. Whenever he would use your mouth, he always made sure to have you gagging and nearly choking you to death. And you loved every second of it.

The peaks of your naked nipples rub deliciously against his shirt. Your teeth seek out his earlobe, tugging hard at them while you let out a long moan. You had to step up your game as you were quickly running out of time. Digging your heels against his back you pulled him closer. With a little ‘pop’ you let go of his lobe.

“I am, I’m only hungry for your fat cock,” you groaned out.

Delirious need now runs through your veins as you think of the feeling of having him inside you. You have done worse, more humiliating things before just get him in bed. You didn’t mind, though. You know what he felt deep inside. Even if you were on your knees, sore from rubbing against the carpet, tears streaming your face, throat hoarse from screaming and gagging, and chest and face covered in cum. You were the only one worthy enough to blow his load on.

Stretching you arms a bit, your fingertips search. Slowly tracing the area beneath you. A hitch of breath from the player in front of you telling you they had found their target. Finger tips grazing the underside of his balls. Gently fondling them. A hardness forming against your thigh. And that’s when you strike.

Thumb and pointer finger pinching on his ball sack and give it a quick tug. The sound of the controller dropped behind you. A low groan coming from his lips. See, you weren’t the only one in this relationship who enjoyed a little well-intentioned pain.

Your vision changes in a flash. You eyes now directed at the ceiling above you. Thrown on the bed, the only view Tomura now had of you was a panting and bound mess. Hair spread around you, cheeks flushed, legs open wide.

“Look at you,” he says breathlessly, “haven’t even touched you and you’re already soaking the fucking bed. Thought you could probably get away with pinching my balls like that, huh?”

Leaving one pinky up, his hand comes down to smack the inside of your thigh. First the left one, then the right one.

“Although you did get what you wanted.”

You dare to sneak a little peak at him. The onslaught on your thighs continue. Tomura slightly hunched over to get a good look at your pussy. The tent in his boxers telling you he’s enjoying this as much as you are. His hand coming closer to your heat, still slapping your skin a delicious cherry pink. Spots of blue slowly forming, only making you even wetter.

“Can’t even let me play my game without wanting me to fuck you, pathetic slut.”

The smacking and his words bring tears to your eyes. And he was right. The poor man can’t even play a nice afternoon of Diablo III without you trying to suck him off. Your desire for him just to heavy to bear. The only remedy was getting your brains get fucked out of you.

“Answer me, slut!”

“Yes, yes, you’re right. I’m a pathetic slut! Please, I need it, Tomura, I need- Ah ah aaahaa!”

Your breath hitches in your throat. His hand finally came down where you needed it. The walls of your pussy squeezing around nothing. Lungs sucking back oxygen, but only momentarily. A hand wrapping around your throat, preventing your body from getting the air it needs. Mouth falling open, you can only give in to the feeling of pleasure you’re about to experience.

A little further down the bed you can hear Tomura shuffle around, probably taking off his boxers. When his face comes into your view, you can already feel the heaviness of his cock resting atop your stomach. His balls rub against your clit and you try to chase the movement. But that only earns you a long pinch on your nipple with his free hand. Your eyes focus back on his face and see a devious grin.

“If you wanna act like a cum hungry bitch, then fine. I’ll fucking breed you and I won’t stop ‘til I say we’re done,” He spat out.

Hoarse and whimpering, you strain your voice: “Yesyesyesyes, please Tomu, ye-e-ee-es.”

He aligns himself at your entrance while coating his dick with your overflowing juices. From all he’s done to you before, the moment he slips in there isn’t any resistance. Walls greedily suck him closer and closer, until he bottoms out. One hand still on your throat, the other pushing back your legs into a mating press, he takes a moment to collect himself. His fingers slightly ease up on your airway before pressing down again. Sure, he loves choke play, but he has no interest in fucking you when you’re unconscious.

“Greedy, greedy little cunt I’ve found myself in,” he pants out.

Drawing back slowly, only to slam back in hard. Setting up a brutal pace, not caring about slowing down any time soon. He leans his weight onto you, his hot breath fanning across your drooling face. Small little whimpers are drowned out by the sound of his hips slamming into yours. His eyes never leave your face, wanting to see every tiny detail as he takes total control over your body. How you tongue lulls to the side of your mouth, your drool smeared across your cheek, your eyelashes fluttering as your eyes roll back.

He loves it. He revels in the feeling of having you beneath him at his complete mercy. Seeing sides of you no one else ever sees. And they won’t. He’ll make sure of that. Only he is allowed to see your pretty face twisted in the throws of pleasure. Only he can touch you like that. Him and him alone.

Feeling your walls contracting, trapping him like a vice. He can feel the head of his cock slam up against the spongy part that leaves you speechless every single time. He swears he’s in heaven. Fucking the love of his life, his perfect little cum whore, within an inch of her life. The feeling of dominance it gives him is addicting. Your body is addicting. You are addicting. And he’ll be damned if he ever has to part from you.

“Think you’ve earned it to be filled with my seed,” he barely manages to get out.

You don’t respond. You can’t. All you can do is try to do is follow his cock as he uses you like cocksleeve. Wrapped around him forever.

“Fucking right, you’ve earned it. My good girl, spread open just for me… Take it, take what I allow you to have.”

The words of small praise and demand send you over the ledge. Falling in a white, blinding bliss of euphoria as his hand releases your throat. Your lungs filling with air as you’re cumming on Tomura’s cock. Your cunt sucking him deeper and deeper ‘til he can’t move anymore. He ruts against your soaking wet hole to chase his own release.

His hands grip the back of your knees. Leaving bruises in their place as he fills you up with his seed, all the way to the brim before it spills back out of you. Chants of your name spill out his mouth like it’s the only thing he can remember.

Slowing down and regaining his breath, he pulls out of you. Strings of mixed juices still connecting you two. As he lays down, he rolls you on your side to unbind your wrists. Throwing away the panties he used to tie you with, he pulls you against him.

With sleep at the forefront of your mind, you hug him lazily. The beating of Tomura’s heart slowing down aswell, as sleep tries to overtake him. With a fond smile on his smile and you in his arms, he allows himself to drift off.

Two bodies, joined together as they lay with the sound of the ending rain.

Tagged: @reinawritesbnha @thots4daze @aizawascumslut @hipster-merchant-of-death

[slashnatic]

@marvelfan256 i finally did it! this is soo short and i’m also not completely happy with how this turned out, i’m so sorry! i hope this is still okay :) i mostly stuck with the ‘granny wants grandchildren’ thing for some reason. aaand i gave the siblings genders (s/n stands for your sister’s name btw) because writing for people without them having a gender is kinda difficult for me, i hope that’s cool with you :)

Bo Sinclair: Imagine

Bo ran a hand through his hair, sighing nervously. Sure, he was a charmer, he got along with almost everybody if he wanted to, but this was something else. You were something else. Your relationship was getting pretty serious, which was wonderful, but of course that also meant that at some point he had to meet your family. He was mostly positive this would work out just fine, but a little doubt was there nevertheless. You nudged him with your elbow, trying to get him out of his thoughts. When he looked at you a mocking grin was spread across your face. “Nervous, Mister?” He huffed, but couldn’t help the smile on his face. “What can I say, darlin’? Don’t wanna fuck this up.” In that very moment the door opened, revealing the face of your mother. A laugh escaped her lips, since she had heard what Bo had said. You joined in on her laughter. “Oh, don’t worry, you’ll be just fine.”

Not long after, all of you sat at the table, chaotically discussing this and that. While you had talked about a lot of things, marriage was your current topic. “All I’m saying is that I don’t wanna put up with all that trouble, okay?” “Oh, shut up, S/N, just because you’re single again! If you would’ve kept that boy things would be looking different!”, you defended yourself. “Enough”, your mother piped up, ”I’m married and it worked out just fine, you idiots. Doesn’t mean it would work out the same for you-“, but she didn’t get to finish her sentence as she then was interrupted by her mother. “I’m going with Y/N...Y/N and that young man right here, they should get married.” Bo had followed the chaotic conversation as best as he could, stating his opinion whenever it was fitting. He had enjoyed himself so far and it almost felt as if he caught up on all the family events he never got to experience. Now he violently coughed, after almost spitting his drink. You were laughing hysterically and gave your grandmother a playfully criticizing look. “Am I not right? You’re getting old, Y/N! Time’s running out!” You chuckled awkwardly. Maybe she was right. You weren’t getting old yet, no, but children would be nice. You tried to come up with a response to help both yourself and Bo out of the situation, but your thoughts were interrupted by your boyfriend’s voice. “No need to worry, we’re takin’ care of that.” A smile was on his lips as he watched the discussion start again, but this time he wasn’t listening. He turned around to face you, arm around your waist, squeezing your hip. There was a glow in his eyes you had never seen before. His voice was a quiet whisper when he spoke up. “What do you say, babygirl? Huh?”

Lester Sinclair: Imagine

Lester had greeted your family with a smile on his face and a hug for every member who accepted one. Now you sat together in the backyard, his arm around your waist. The dinner had been a bit of a struggle for Lester, since he was used to roadkill or whatever cheap canned food Bo would drag along, but he had put on his best poker face and happily chatted with the rest of your family. You hadn’t worried too much about them liking him, but now you were sure. Grinning you followed the current conversation between him and your grandmother. “Nah, I think we gon’ have our own army...our own lil’ army of lil’ Y/Ns and lil’ Lesters.” She looked at him in disbelief and you started laughing. “He’s only joking, granny!” “Ay, am I darlin’?” He looked at you with a cheeky smile on his face. “The way you’re looking at each other it almost looks like you’re working on building up that army right now!”, your brother shouted as he came up behind you. “Jealous?”, you asked, giving him a challenging smirk. “Ha! You’re funny. I’m ashamed, that’s what I am. You want to breed?” “Jokes on you, fucker, we have the same genetics!” But his attention wasn’t on you anymore. “Man, are you sure about that?” The question was directed at Lester. It was in a playful manner, but you knew he was testing him. Lester only flashed him his most charming smile and nodded. “Nothin’ rather than that.” To you it seemed like he was just adapting to his surroundings, that this was his way to engage in conversation without being awkward, but the truth was, he wanted that little army. And although you didn’t really know at that moment, you wanted that too. And you’d have it.

Vincent Sinclair: Imagine

“Get your filthy hands off my plate, bitch!” You tried to shield your plate from your sister, but to no avail. Vincent chuckled next to you, before he shyly but quickly pulled your plate away from her, making her glare at him playfully. “Ohh! We’ve got a protector over here!” You could practically sense his insecurity, until your sister started laughing. He chuckled softly, the sound muffled by his mask. “You’re giving me a run for my money!”, your brother exclaimed, to which Vincent only gave him a thumbs up, earning unanimous laughter. You gently stroked his hand under the table, trying to calm him down, but not wanting it to be too obvious. You knew he wouldn’t like that. He already felt uncomfortable having an extra part because he didn’t eat. He didn’t want to stick out for being so fucking nervous too. You gave him a reassuring smile before turning to your grandmother, asking for the biscuits. “Girl, aren’t you stuffed already?” You decided to just eat, ignoring what she had said. You can decide for yourself how much you’re eating, goddammit! “You’re eating for two...aren’t you?” Silence fell over the dinner table, the only one making a sound was your sister, trying to surpress her giggles. “There we go...” “No, I’m not eating for two, grandma.” You knew this would be coming at some point and normally this would have been funny too, but you had never discussed anything alike with Vincent. You weren’t prepared for his reaction either. He gently placed his hand on your belly, rubbing softly. When you looked at him, you could see the amused look in his eyes. “See, girl, this is on you now...” But you didn’t listen any longer, your mind was somewhere else. Seems like meeting the family opened up a whole new world.

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #290

“you’re a little pistol, & i’m fuckin’ pistol-whipped.”

What’s the biggest argument you’ve ever had with a family member? Did things ever go back to how they were beforehand? Definitely something with Mom. The biggest was probably in the car one night where she got so mad at me that she tried to kick me out of the car. No, I didn't listen. I don't really remember exactly what we were arguing about... other than it was something small that blew up about bigger themes. Have you ever experienced some kind of natural disaster? Hurricanes. If you have pets, do you feed them human food or do they just get regular pet food? If they do get human food, what’s their favorite thing to have? Roman only gets cat food. He's actually really well-trained about not taking human food after he did once as a kitten. Now he might just sniff around curiously and give it a look, but food can be pretty close to him and he doesn't go for it. Have you ever been in a physical fight? Who won? No. What were you lighting the last time you used a lighter or matches? Probably a candle. What’s the mode of transport that you take or use the most? Mom's car. Are there any sequels to things that you prefer to the original? I'm sure. Oh, Shrek comes to mind; I love the original, but the second is my favorite. What games do you play on your phone, if any at all? Just Pokemon GO, really. I have a couple others up there just for my niece and nephew to play. Aside from family, who was the last person you spent time with? How do you know that person? miss rona doesn't allow "hanging out." Do you spend a lot of money on your appearance? No. Have you ever had a zoo keeper experience or anything where you’ve been able to go behind the scenes and look after/feed the animals? I wish! :( Do you have an item that is your good luck charm? No. Your favorite thing about your job (or school)? N/A Least favorite thing about your job (or school)? N/A Do you have a "funny" toenail? No. Favorite canned soup? Meh, not a soup person. Do you have a particular coffee mug you drink from? No. Your take on declawing cats? It's cruel as fuck and you're despicable if you think it's all good and well to torture your cat like that. Do you have smoke detectors in your home? Yeah. What was your favorite snuggle toy when you were a child? First it was my little stuffed bunny that held a polka-dotted blanket, but through most of my childhood I cuddled a stuffed moose I got from Ohio at Cabela's. Brownie is still on top of my dresser. :') What did you do on your first date? Got Sonic and saw Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance in the theater. I had the weirdest first date in that he invited my mom lmao. I still count it as our first one, though. The last time you let someone go, was it to make yourself happy or them? Myself. Who was the last person that could tell something was wrong with you? My ma. Have you ever thought about online dating? If so, were you desperate? Well I had a long-distance relationship, but it wasn't through a dating app or anything. Had one of those once and am mortified by it (even though no one shoud be), but no, I wouldn't have called myself "desperate." I was just incredibly lonely. Do you try not to take a lot of medicine or do you take it whenever? I just take it if I need it, honestly. I've been medicated pretty heavily most of my life, so whatever. Are you ever scared of people reading your survey answers? I wouldn't put them out there if I was. Would you ever go back to your most recent ex? That's the plan if things go ideally, but I'm not letting my hopes get too high. It'll be nice if that happened, but I'll still live on if not. What’s your best friend’s pet’s name(s)? She has lots of pets. There's Martha, Crowley, Little Dot, Jane Marie, Doris, Buster, Mango, and for her fish, I only know the one pleco's name: Raisha. When was the last time you got a splinter? I'm not sure. Are there any spiders in your room right now? I mean, probably. Somewhere. Have you ever taken a picture while laying in the grass? Not of myself. Who’s your favorite Disney charater? Dory. Are there any framed pictures of you in your house? In family shots, yes. What was the first television show you were obsessed with? Pokemon. Do you and your friends normally say you love one another? Definitely. How often would you say you get sick? Almost never. Let's not jinx it. Is there anything you get for free as a benefit for being a member of something? No. When were you the saddest in your life? 2016 was a year I'd wish upon absofuckinglutely nobody. Do you think bald guys are attractive? It would depend on the person? I don't find them inherently unattractive or attractive. If you don’t recognize the number of who’s calling, do you answer anyway? Nope. How do you pronounce route? "Rowt" What's the last thing you looked at under a microscope? Something during a biology lab when I was still in school. We looked at a number of stuff. Pretty cool. What internet service provider do you have? ... We just moved and changed providers and I already don't remember. Do you ever hear of something disgusting that you haven’t seen, so you go and look it up? This is very rare. If something is *disgusting*, I don't exactly wanna see it. If you had to get a tattoo on your face to save your life, what would it be? I'd have to think on this. I'm not opposed to a subtle face tat anyway, maybe near my ear or eye. Has someone ever made you a Build-A-Bear? No... but I've always kinda wanted a partner to lmao that's cute as fuck. Who was the last person you were “in a relationship with” on Facebook (including anyone you may have put “in a relationship with” for a joke)? Sara. Were you ever “the other man/woman”? How did it turn out? How do you feel about it today? No, and I never would be. What do you think of open relationships? If your partner suggested it, what would you say? Not for me whatsoever, but it works for some people. I'd honestly leave the relationship because I'd feel like I wasn't good enough. Would you ever date out of your race? I have before, would do it again with no problems. Have you ever had a reptile for a pet? Oh, plenty! Did you have a swing set when you were a kid? Yes. Swings were my favorite outdoor "toy" as a kid. What is a book that you really want to read? The Testaments by Margaret Atwood. I fucking adore The Handmaid's Tale and I literally have the book, I'm just too into WoF to make time for it. What is something that you really want to try, whether it’s a hobby, food, etc.? A lot of things. I guess to name one... wow, now that I'm actually thinking, nothing is coming to me, lmao. What sort of things do you like to post or look at on Tumblr? Mark-related stuff, what a shocker. What type of people are you usually attracted to? "Different," but not in a super weird-you-out way. I like clearly unique, truly one-of-a-kind people. What song are you listening to at the moment? "Watching For Comets" by Skillet is on. I'm surprised I feel okay listening to it. How often do you take naps and how long do they usually last? Almost daily. They can be an hour or two... embarrassingly, haha. Who’s one person who changed how you viewed something? Hannah Hart on gay rights. How many pillows do you like to sleep with? Two. What was the best conversation you’ve had recently? I dunno. Have you ever considered modeling? Nooooooooooo sir. When was the last time you did something daring? ME? DARING? Who in the world knows. List five of your favorite foreign foods. Uhhhh. 1.) This requires a lot of thinking and 2.) I'm very uninformed in what is *actually* truly foreign food that I've eaten and not just an American adaptation. I'm not very adventurous with foods, either, especially when I know it's "foreign." What types of seafood are your favorite? I just like shrimp. Do you write a lot for pleasure? I wouldn't say "a lot" anymore. Do you like bacon? Oh yeah. Do you like Rammstein? Hell yeah, they're in my favorites list. Have you ever been to a State Fair? Maybe, but I don't think so. Do you like YouTube? Maaan, I don't know what I'd do without it lmao. If so what's your favorite channel? I like that Mark R. Pliers guy a little bit, and lately I've really been digging Snake Discovery and Hazelnuttygames. Good Mythical Morning/Rhett and Link are deep, deep in my heart still, even though I don't watch them anymore. There is truly a *lot*, it's why I don't need television, haha. What is your favorite small dog breed? Papillons, probably. When was the last time you went through a McDonald's Playplace? Oh yikes, no clue. I definitely haven't ~really~ been in one since I was much younger (uhhhh and smaller), but I do have a faint memory of starting to go in one chasing after a kid. Maybe my nephew when he and his dad visited? idr What was the first comic book you ever had an obsession over? I was never into comics. Do you like kids pop-up books? BITCH you are LYING if you say you don't like looking at the cool effects lmao. Have you ever ridden a camel? No. Have you ever punched somebody? No. Can you sing opera? Oh, definitely not. Who was the last person you video-called with? Have you done this more often since COVID hit? My therapist, and you could say that, considering I never did before because I hate video calls. If you have pets, when was the last time one of them annoyed you? What happened? Roman (my cat) was just playing too rough with my hand. He's always hyper in the morning. When was the last time you took a dog out for a walk? Is this your own dog or did you borrow someone else’s? Wow... it's been many years. I walked Teddy sometimes, but that definitely slowed down and eventually came to a halt as he aged and his joints got bad; he would hesitate going down the porch steps, and I didn't want him to get too tired mid-walk and then have to go up them. Have you ever been the victim of a theft or robbery? What was stolen? Did the police ever catch the person who did it? No, thankfully. Are you a fan of garlic bread? Do you eat it on its own or as part of a bigger meal? Garlic bread would ruin my life if I let it, lmao. It's always a side. When was the last time your area was under some kind of weather warning? Did it end up being as bad as predicted? There was literally a tornado warning three days ago. I don't think so, no, but then again I didn't really look into it. Do you prefer having the blinds/curtains open or closed when you’re at home? Does it depend on the weather or the time of day? OPEN. You NEED natural light, I promise. I used to like my room as dark as possible in my worst times, but I am so glad I cut that out. I like, feel a part of me lighten up when I open my blinds in the morning. Who was the last person to tag you in something on social media? How do you know that person? My mom shared something that reminded her of Roman. Have you ever eaten a Big Mac? No; I don't like lettuce in my burgers, so I'm sure I wouldn't like it. What brand is your vacuum cleaner? I'd have to check. Where was your favorite hangout as a kid? So at my childhood home, down the road was a "stream" (aka a ditch and drainage pipe going underneath the road) that usually had at least some water in it, but if it rained, it really started to feel more like a real stream to us kids because of the movement. It drained into the pond just beyond the woods, and my sisters and some neighbors loved to play around that area. What’s your favorite pizza topping? Pepperoni,ig. Which sport do you suck at the most? All of 'em lol. My hand-eye coordination is awful, and hell no can I run. Are you good at rapping? I've never tried, but I'm certain I wouldn't be. I stutter so badly, and it's been getting worse. Can you say the alphabet in more than one language? I know it in German. Do you eat three meals a day? It varies. What do you want out of life? Fulfillment. To feel like I did something worthwhile.

[isroselalondebisexual]

What do you think Rose Egbert would be like? :0 And Dave Harley, John Lalonde, and Jade Strider

Rose Egbert, raised in a supportive, loving home environment, would probably still be fighty and punchy because I don’t think there’s a single parent in existence that could ever change that about her, but she’s also very likely going to be more inclined to wait until being PROMPTED before she lets loose her floods of salt and snark. So like, a pretty regular girl on first impressions, definitely deeply entrenched in her Hot Topic mall goth phase, wears chokers from Spencers and whatnot, but pretty friendly at face value and in all the advanced literature courses, has been in every psychology class the public education system offers. On the debate team. And so you’re like, cool, she’s on debate, that should be fun, she’s pretty well composed as a person I bet she has some good thoughts. And then you attend one of the debate matches. And you see a side of Rose Egbert you never knew existed and holy hot DAMN you’re not sure if you’re terrified or in love with her. Possibly both. Probably both. She’s quick witted alright, devastatingly intelligent and in this to WIN. Dad Egbert has all of her debate trophies (medals? I wasn’t in debate idk how these things work) displayed as proudly as he displayed his clown statues in the canon timeline. Her role as a Seer of Breath is to best free the timeline and her friendgroup from the clutches of the Literally-A-Demon Lord of Time, who seeks to enslave them, their timeline, and the universe to his whims, to become his playthings. Her role is to forsee the best route, not in terms of luck, but as a specific, pointed fuck you to Doc Scratch, Lord English, and everything associated with them. That part in canon where Rose is talking to Doc and he’s like “do you even still have that emotion?” or whatever and she’s like “Why, yes, it seems it’s all been mysteriously relocated to my middle finger. The dark magics are at it again.” Like that but times a thousand she is SMART she has FORESIGHT and she is going to FREE THEIR TIMELINE, BITCH.

Dave Harley grew up alone on an island with a magic dog and some weird chess folk, so first of all he doesn’t know what a gender is so jot that down, second of all what do you mean boys don’t like boys? Obviously boys like boys, he likes boys, u r foolish, u silly human culture you. So uh, you know how Dave is like, this huge massive attention whore in canon and he starts out “I’m so cool are you noticing me being cool and not caring over here”? Yeah no, immediately bypasses that, this boy wants ATTENTION so TALK TO HIM DAMMIT. His only real guide for physical touch has been a dog and some people who are not human so Personal Space Whomst? Dave is here, he is in your personal space, you are paying attention to him bitches. His collection of weird dead shit is even weirder, given that it is a Harley tradition to taxidermy weird shit and also he lives out on an island now. Probably takes the PRETTIEST photos of like, the island views and stuff, which he naturally posts online and gets a lot of likes and reblogs for which, good, give him that sweet sweet validation. His selfies are everywhere. Go like them. His role as the Knight of Space would be a pretty important one, he’s upholding the balance of the universe and breeding the new one and stuff, which basically just means he’s the weird frog dad now. You see all those frogs? Those are his babies. He loves them. Smorch. Dave ew don’t kiss frogs that’s gross. Dave does not care, Dave is gonna smooch those frogs bc he loves them and all their mutant little paradox offspring. Dave the frog whisperer. Whenever Karkat’s getting screechy he just like. Takes one out of his sylladex or his hood or pocket or SOMEWHERE and sets it delicately down in front of Karkat when he’s not looking and Karkat proceeds to screech and flip out and Dave laughs at him. This Dave is likely a lot more carefree, but doesn’t have a good grasp of concepts like “responsibility” or “giving people space.” A good and goofy kid, with some nice tasty abandonment issues probably thrown into the mix there somewhere. He doesn’t wanna be alone again.

John Lalonde very likely has a very bad grasp of what consequences are. If he breaks shit, they can just buy a new one, if he pranks someone a little too mean or says something that goes a little too far, his mom is easy to forgive him. My dear sweet ADHD child probably didn’t do too good in school and did a lot of class clowning tomfoolery but Mom Lalonde didn’t discipline him for it at home so threats of “I will call your mother if you don’t settle down” didn’t have much of an effect on him. He’s a good kid! Friendly and loving and affectionate, but if he fucks up he doesn’t take responsibility for it and pulls the “it was just a joke!” card way too frequently and doesn’t know how to actually apologize or fix his mistakes. But even though he’s very outwardly childish, he’s also surprisingly mature for his age, by way of like, opinions and stuff? Like he’ll say stuff and it’ll seem totally left field for him cause John you’re like, the funny dude of our group, but he’s also the one who knows how to disinfect wounds and the RIDICULOUS importance of making sure your older sibling knows who their DD is when they’re off drinking with their friends and while he doesn’t have an emotional reaction to traumatic events right off the bat (like in canon) he does do a VERY good job of responding pragmatically to them, and that’s kind of a result of yeah, his mom’s his buddy, and yeah, she lets him get away with anything, but no, John doesn’t really get the chance to be a kid ALL the time, and in part he acts out like this because he’s frustrated that he CAN’T fully be a kid, so he’s overcompensating. His role as the Heir of Light would be as somebody who embodies luck and intellect, which he doesn’t really feel like he can do. He’s not smart, right? He’s never done well in school. But he has really high emotional intelligence, and he’s got street smarts no 13 year old has any business having, and he eventually comes to realize that he is lucky. He’s very lucky. He’s got good friends who love him and who he loves, a strong team who can conquer the world, the universe, even a demon with the strength of a green sun, and when John comes to appreciate consequences and ramifications of their actions, he would be better able to understand how to use his powers to become the luckiest little shit in the universe, and could look death in the face with confidence because he understands, now, he’s realized some things, some the easy way and some lessons were painfully hard, but he’s confident in what he’s doing and he’s got his friends at his back.

Jade Strider, I hate to say it, but I think she would end up a very meek individual. Very, very hypervigilant, aware of everyone’s mood around her and this HUGE people pleaser, because as far as she’s concerned “not actively pleased” might as well be utterly synonymous to “actively displeased.” Life is uncertain to her, she’s very diligent about reading the moods of others and making them happy. Everyone loves her and think she’s just absolutely the best, she’s always ready to listen, always eager to cheer her friends up when they’re feeling down, doesn’t say jack SHIT about herself. If people ask she straight up lies. She does NOT talk about her own problems, even worse than in canon. She is happy go lucky and pleasant to be around, see? She’s doing great. Don’t worry about her! Oh do you need to talk about something? She’s got hair-trigger reflexes and does NOT react well to sudden loud noises or jumpscares. She’s very forgiving, because it’s only natural that sometimes her friends will hurt her feelings, right? That’s what love looks like. Some things just can’t be prevented, so why bother. Lotta learned helplessness kinda shit going down. Very reactive to positive feedback and physical affection (as long as she sees it coming) but has no idea how to go about asking for it. She’s very popular at her school for being pretty and cool and badass and friendly all tied up into one but her friendships are very shallow with her school friends, because if she cannot open up about herself, what room is there for emotional intimacy? As a Witch of Time, her main thing that needs to happen is she needs to get fed up. She needs to get pissed off. She doesn’t deserve this shit! She’s thirteen! She doesn’t deserve a parent who didn’t love her, she doesn’t deserve to have the weight of the timeline on her shoulders, she doesn’t deserve to see her own corpse over and over and fucking OVER again! This isn’t fair, this isn’t right, she doesn’t FUCKING want this, fuck her Bro fuck the Game fuck keeping quiet she’s a KID and she’s HURTING and she will be fucking UPSET about it! And then she’s gotta let John, and Rose, and Dave hold her and tell her she’s right, she’s so right, she is absolutely entitled to her anger, she’s allowed to feel angry about this, she’s gonna be okay though, they’re there, they love her and they’re not gonna let anyone hurt her ever again, she’s allowed to feel hellfire down deep to her bones but then, most importantly, she needs to let her friends help her, she needs to trust them, and learn how trusting works, learn what love looks like and how all her little broken pieces fit back together. And no, she’s never gonna fully recover from that. She knows she’s gonna be a compulsive liar down to her dying day and she’s never going to be able to trust openly like some people do, but she’s got people who love her and who she loves dearly, and she’s going to be okay, and every day it gets a little easier. Some days are bad, yeah, some days she’s angry over stuff she thought she got over years ago, but at the end of the Game, after all has been ripped asunder and they’ve moved into their new lives on Earth C, she is allowed to recover and to rest and sure it’s not always easy, but she’s always trying, and things are better now.

[knightofbalance-13]

Welcome to Reality

http://dudeblade.tumblr.com/post/165307951521/is-remnant-stupid

How many times are we gonna go over this?

First, let’s do the big stuff.

Almost all of which will bite you in the ass.

All abusers should not exist. They shouldn’t exist in the real world, but the reason they shouldn’t exist in Remnant is because abuse breeds resentment, fear, sadness, and hurt. Emotions that we are told would attract grimm. Why would an abuser do this if the risk of a giant murder bird coming in to eat you is likely?

Because Grimm would hunt down the people being abused and the abusers are psychopaths so they aren’t a target. Likewise, why should they abuse someone when they could get killed in their sleep? because human beings and our reality isn’t rational so why should Remannt be any more rational than our world?

Racism shouldn’t exist. Much like abusers, it really shouldn’t exist in the real world, but in this world, racism would breed resentment, fear, sadness, envy, and hatred. Why do that if doing that to an entire minority race would cause a giant armored gorilla to come by and rip you in half Mortal Kombat style?

Why would you devalue someone because of their skin color in real life? Because you’re irrational and things like that don’t apply to irrational people.

Shrinks should be more valued than Hunters. I mean, it would be better to PREVENT the grimm from coming in the first place with some good psychology rather than having a bunch of glorified exterminators kill them off? What, do these guys not understand what attracts grimm? I’d rather have my emotional issues be solved rather than have it build up so that a two-headed snake can try to digest me.

Because Grimm are only ATTRACTED to negative emotions and they’ll still attack people. Not to mention Shrinks don’t always work and people won’t always admit to having problems or needing a shrink despite the emotional problems this will cause because PEOPLE ARE NOT RATIONAL, especially the people you are explaining.

Now for the little stuff.

Which will bit you the ass even moreso. Yes, it is possible.

Cardin would have been morally right if he had just outed Jaune from the beginning. Jaune’s lack of experience and competence is not only putting himself in danger, but his whole team as well. I don’t give a shit if he’s a “Good Tactician™” or whatever, but Jaune’s lack of combat abilities would get him and his team killed sooner rather than later. Instead, Cardin bullies Jaune, which leads me back to my rant on how this would breed resentment yadda yadda yadda You know the drill by now

Of course: Everyone not Jaune right, Jaune wrong. Excluding the fact that the same can be said for Ruby and her reckelssness and her immaturity and her lack of experience and amplified by her sister Yang being around as well as her uncle and especially her father constantly worrying about them being killed like SUmmer but I don’t hear you saying that at any point.

Jaune is in the wrong for melting that stuff down to upgrade himself. Instead of going to my usual tirade though, I have a screenshot of how I perceived Jaune’s actions that’s from another post of mine here.

I also have a post I cvan reference (http://dudeblade.tumblr.com/post/163800343229/i-hate-jaune) proving any opinion you have on Jaune is disbarred due to bias against him personally and any opinion on any male characters disbarred due to sexism.

Follow-up Question: Why does nobody think about Pyrrha’s parents?

Because if they are so stupid to have lost all of their daughter’s stuff while she was gone, so selfish they sold it or so blind they didn’t think to keep anything then they don’t really deserve it.

Qrow calls his own niece either “a Liar, Crazy, or both” when she was tricked into kneecapping Mercury. Real Uncle of the year material there, Qrow. What’s next? - You use your other niece as bait for a deadly agent of Salem - Oh wait that actually happened. Why are the adults all assholes in this world?

A. He was stating teh proof that was there and there is no otehr rational explanation.

AndB. He clearly didn’t know about Tyrian. Although has a dick so it should be obvious you would try to portray as bad.

Ironwood doesn’t take Weiss into child custody. He’s seen what pressure Weiss is under in her own home. Winter has surely told him about what Jacques does to them to keep the family under his thumb. Why doesn’t he take action? - He has two seats on the council, it shouldn’t take that long, and considering that child abuse might breed negative emotions… Well, you saw my comments about abuse earlier in this post.

Except Jacques is the richest man in Mistral and there is nothing saying that Ironwood has authority over child services and if he failed, Weiss’ abuse gets worse. Also, how does Ironwood know? He has never been in the same room as when Weiss and Jacques talk, Jacques is subtly abusive in public and people don’t exactly talk upfront about this.

Ozluminati sends the drunkard whose semblance is BAD LUCK to guard a person of importance. Was Ozpin TRYING to get Amber killed? I mean, you can’t have a person with super speed to guard Amber so that if she gets in trouble, the guard can rush in to save them? You can’t have a sniper keep watch from a distance, and pick off opponents who would kill her? Why the drunkard whose semblance is the causation of bad luck to those around him?

A. Because Glynda is teaching in one of the most, Ozpin is running a school, Ironwood is running a school AND a miltary and Leo is runn9ing a school. Qrow literally has the most time.

B. Who is this person with super speed? Can they be trusted? Are they stronger than Qrow? Can a sniper be trusted and would a sniper be effective due to Aura? See, you don’t answer YOUR questions.

C. Wow Dudeblade, I thought you were critical bt you’ll take Qrow haing bad luck at face value when any evidence for this is cirtcumstantial at best? ALmost like you only do it to bitch about it.

Winter should have taken Weiss away from Jacques. Winter knows full well what her father can and will do to Weiss. Why doesn’t SHE take Weiss away from Jacques? She’s got the power to do so! She’s a legal adult, she has a high rank in the military, she can afford Weiss’ living expenses! Why can’t Winter help out her sister? Is she selfish or something?

Because Jacques is richer, more powerful in a legal systemn, could manipulate Winter since he also abused her and Winter has nio proof. You know, like how child abuse works in real life.

Why didn’t Ilia just pass “Color Change” as her semblance? - It probably wouldn’t have been that hard,and she could have offhandedly mentioned that maybe, a faunus once saved her life once when she was younger so that she could have an excuse to sympathize with them? - This makes no sense at all as to why she couldn’t have kept her cover better. For a chameleon, she does an awful job of blending in.

No, you just don’t pay attention: You cannot accidentally activate a Semblence and Illa’s color change is inherent in CHAMELOENS as a sign of EMOTION: This shit isn’t a Quirk, stop acting like it is.

Why do Raven and Qrow play the Pronoun Game? All Qrow had to say was either “Yes” or “No” to Raven’s question,and she would have answered his. But no. Mr. “I’m using my niece as bait” has to try to take the moral high ground over Raven and lecture her about ‘family’ and crap. While, y’know, USING RUBY AS BAIT!

A. You’re lying and trying to paint a MASS MURDERER as a good guy.

B. Raven was also dancing around teh subject and used her own daughter as leverage and unlike you, I can provide proof in the fact that Raven never visits Yang, outright spat in her face and only pressed Yang when she could be used to control Qrow.

C. So...why aren’t you criticizing Raven for mass murdering people and abusing her daughter? Let me guess: She has a vagina and thus your sexist ass ignores her.

RNJR doesn’t take any kind of transport to Mistral because of reasons. Despite the fact that they’re trying to get to Mistral ASAP to warn them. And since Ren and Nora decided to NOT say something like “Hey, this place is dangerous, we should find a different way around or get through as quick as we can.” Then they waste a bunch of minutes against the Nucklevee. With his stupid noodle arms, and ability to make buildings and other structures relocate themselves. Maybe that’s how it killed other, more experienced hunters. Whenever one of them found cover, Nucky would use it’s structure relocation powers and make that cover disappear.

A. https://youtu.be/IZKpkzPIRlw?t=16m42s

B. Trama nor is it shown that the Nucklevee was near by until it was heading towards Kuroyuri and they were informed about the Nucklevee.

C. ANy proof it can do that? Becuase not only is this a baseless accusation, this has no point in what you are saying. Of course, peopel could give you teh benefit of the doubt...but between your apparent sexism and you’re lying: It’s safe to assume you said this because the writer’s are male and you wanna put in Ad Hominin.

Salem only sends one goon after the dreaded “Silver-Eyed Warrior.” She has a guy who gave her a tough time when all he was doing was stalling, a person who can alter one’s perception, a bunch of other fighters, and an army of grimm at her beck and call. Goddamn villain stupidity.

A. Gee, not like they killed those so called “dreaded” warriors before...

https://youtu.be/IZKpkzPIRlw?t=3m45s

Huh, almost like you ignore facts to suit your narrative.

B.  What other fighters? Mercury and Emerald would be fucked against RNJR due to their new abilities, everyone else is doing their own work: What “fighters” are you referring to? And the Grimm? Why not wlak up to Ozpin and his allies and say “HERE”S THE TRHEAT I’M TRYING TO ELIMINATE”?

C. Yeah...this is just like getting a hold of the world’s most powerful warrior, having her in the palm of your hand and the  not doing anything Oh wait, Korra did that. ALl the fucking time. And I do believe that in Storm Hawks, Piper has let t5he main villianess go due to their bonds before.Yeah, almost like youy are setting an unaturally high bar for RWBY.

Darwin. Award.

Every single person in Remnant is gunning for a Darwin Award. Like, only our ‘main’ protagonists are somewhat smart, and even then, Blake thinks that just putting on a disguise is going to distract from the fact that she shares the same last name as a previous WF leader.

Everyone on Remnant is an idiot.

Just like our world where the examples you pull exist here. And whil;e you can point at Grimm, I can point at Dust and Aura and the three would counterbalance each other. So Remnant is no more unrealistic than our world with the same flaws and the same actions. ALmost like humans can’t remove themselves from their own experiences and being is the ENTIRE POINT OF A SHOW.

God, no wonder you suck at writing: You’re too obsessed with faulty logic.

Either that, or the writers are making this up as they go along. But that would be insulting the original writers. And we can’t be critical of people who are ‘trying.’

Yeah, lying and being sexist and being bias and setting unnatural high standards and ignoring facts is not being critical. My proof: This entire post.

[beebosbitchh]

1-65 ;)

holy heck ! thank you sophiw i lov u 🍒

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

i dont understand this question?? like sometimes i doubt my own existence and other times i doubt that i exist to certain ppl? ya?

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

2,, normal amount? like good for sleep but pitch black is scaryy but not to the point i need the escape ?? if that makes sense??

3. The person you would never want to meet?

guy fieri, i dont think i need to know if hes actually real ? like is he real and from this dimension or from flavortown (which he has a very scarily detailed description of)?? thats not something i need to know

4. What is your favorite word?

hmm, probably ‘fam’ obviously

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

a willow tree !!!!!!!!!! i just talked to my mom about this :-0

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

ngl but i dont look in the mirror anymore unless its lip syncing along to a song sung by a guy/someone w a deeper voice bc i feel like it suits me better! gotta love coping w dysphoria!

7. What shirt are you wearing?

baseball tee, gay

8. What do you label yourself as?

nb, lesbian, fool

9. Bright room or dark room?

dark room

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

slepe

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

10-11 when i was in 5th grade. i still only had two friends but i was way more extroverted and everything was so carefree and i was very invested in adventure time and art. i think that was the most of a childhood i got? i honestly did not do much as a kid and i wish i had..

12. Who told you they loved you last?

sophiw ! tumblr user almightyportraits ! the loml !

13. Your worst enemy?

x

14. What is your current desktop picture?

one from apple called ‘abstract shapes’ its very orange but also blue which is my fave color pairing atm so its perfect

15. Do you like someone?

tumblr user vahilla

16. The last song you listened to?

megan played ‘marceline’ by willow in her car ! a song i suggested to her a few months ago and it makes me very happy that she likes it especially bc we bonded over adventure time in 6th grade :-)

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

mmyy seelfff ??

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

mmmyseyyffelllff ??

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? 

eh whats the point

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

n o ne ? 

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

what is the opposite of nb,, i feel like if i was opposite of how i present id be a girl, which is a verryyy weird thought for me, pass

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

no :-/

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

uh first of all blood, like, ill pass out,, second of all,, literally everything worries me

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

jimmy johns #16, turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, NO MAYO

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

im a very practical person so the least boring answer i can come up w is more art supplies

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

denmark

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

fukcing , acetoNe

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

i think a FIRST rule would have to be pretty IMPORTANT so probably smt like how ~WE THE PEOPLE~ are all EQUAL would be a pretty good start and pretty UNDENIABLE and STRAIGHT FORWARD especially if it was the FIRST thing in this,, hmm lets call it the CONSTITUTION, in the completely hypothetical society

29. What is your favorite expletive?

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuk cufck ufc kfuck 

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

sunglasses??!!! that shit gotta be bright huh>?? gotta protect my retinas 

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

i wanna say my first relationship made me a better person but that shit was rreeeaaallyyyy fucking awful and 4 months (+recovery months) that i will never get back and i think ? maybe ?? i wouldve been ok without it ? idk just a thought

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! 

spain ?!?!? why not + i sorta know the language? thatd b cool

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

zoey my dog :-( i miss her a lot, this month it will have been two years oh my god i miss her so much

34. What was your last dream about?

the last one i remember was a nightmare about someone tryna murder me i was very scared

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

i think so , when i was two i got really really sick and couldve died ?

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

ahh yes ! we gave hhimm,, fruit snack nipples, please forgive me fathr

38. What is the color of your socks? 

grey w blue n orange stripes ( again i lov blue n orange together, my shirt is teal and i have an orange hat on wow)

39. What type of music do you like?

all! i had to train this new guy at work and im sooo awkward but once why started talking about music it was easy for me to talk bc it was smt we both really like !!! i felt like i could actually communicate w feeling a disconnect it was nice ! we talked mostly about rap which was cool and unexpected but i could do it ? i really love music and i love being able to know enough to talk about it ,, isk 

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

sunrises, ive been pushing myself to wake up unreasonably early to have more time to myself and i get to watch the sunrise most days which is nice

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

chocolate 

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

whom?

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

college? god i dont even know… smt w art.. by an illustrator or art teacher or freelance artist or graphic designer ,, i really dont know

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

one thing ?!!?!? i wish i was neurotypical

46. Are you reliable?

yes? i try hard to be? i hope so ?

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

u still a lil bitch ?

48. Do you hold grudges? 

nope i try not to, ive had too many toxic petty people in my life that i dont need to be one myself.. now this is grudges w/o reason, but if ive given people several ‘second chances’ and theyre still (thumbs down) then ill avoid them but w/i reason?

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

DOG HORSES BIG DOGs

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

mm probably smt w my lab partner from last year. she always sends me weird quotes from a fanfiction shes reading and its weird but i really appreciate that she still talks to me or talks to me at all tbh

51. Are you a good liar?

nooo ?? i try not to lie? mb not tell the full truth but idk , i feel like id feel too guilty

52. How long could you go without talking?

uhh literally days like i already fucking do.. i m taking this as verbally but i dont get texts so like, it would not be hard

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

before i went to short hair i used to alllwaayyys wear a tight ponytail every single day bc i wasnt girly enough to do anything w it and it was really really gross like thank god i cut it all off

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

heck yeah

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

*clears throat*

h-

hewwo?

56. What do you like on your toast?

butter and jam

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

x

58. What would be you dream car?

razor scooter

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

sometimes im just too physically or emotionally exhausted to stand so ill just,, lay down? ive fallen asleep in the shower before ha

60. Do you believe in aliens?

yup

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

whenever it comes up but i dont ,, seek it out

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

Q

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

dragons tf

64. What do you think about babies?

evil, ugly, dont see the appeal. open ur eyes ppl !!!! bbs are n Ot cute !!

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

x

[kelseymfraburnnn]

200: My crush’s name is: Machine Gun Kelly.
199: I was born in: Minden.
198: I am really: Lame?
197: My cellphone company is: Verizon.
196: My eye color is: Brown.
195: My shoe size is: 7-8.
194: My ring size is: My ex told me it was 7.
193: My height is: 5'2"
192: I am allergic to: Penicillin & sulfa. 
191: My 1st car was: a 2003 Ford Focus. 
190: My 1st job was: at a hog farm.
189: Last book you read: Tweak.
188: My bed is: not as comfortable as the last.
187: My pet: is at my exs. 
186: My best friend: is getting married!
185: My favorite shampoo is: Aussie. I think that's what it's called.
184: Xbox or ps3: Xbox?
183: Piggy banks are: legit.
182: In my pockets: NA.
181: On my calendar: Court.
180: Marriage is: dunno. Never had one. 
179: Spongebob can: make me laugh.
178: My mom: is the shit.
177: The last three songs I bought were? .....
176: Last YouTube video watched: Mgk.
175: How many cousins do you have? A lot.
174: Do you have any siblings? One brother.
173: Are your parents divorced? Yes. Thank you Jesus.
172: Are you taller than your mom? We're about the same.
171: Do you play an instrument? I played the clarinet in JH because my parents made me.
170: What did you do yesterday? Cried, drank, drove in the country. [ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight: No.
168: Luck: No.
167: Fate: No.
166: Yourself: Shit, on a good day.
165: Aliens: Nah.
164: Heaven: No.
163: Hell: No.
162: God: No.
161: Horoscopes: No, but they're fun to look at.
160: Soul mates: Fuck no.
159: Ghosts: Yeah.
158: Gay Marriage: Yep.
157: War: I hate it, but yeah.
156: Orbs: Sure.
155: Magic: No. [ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses: Depends.
153: Drunk or High: Depends on what high.
152: Phone or Online: Eh.
151: Red heads or Black haired: Black? 
150: Blondes or Brunettes: Blondes, duh.
149: Hot or cold: Warm?
148: Summer or winter: Summer is more fun.
147: Autumn or Spring: Either!
146: Chocolate or vanilla: Depends.
145: Night or Day: Either.
144: Oranges or Apples: Apples.
143: Curly or Straight hair: Both.
142: McDonalds or Burger King: McD's.
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk.
140: Mac or PC: Don't care.
139: Flip flops or high heals: Flip flops.
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet & poor.
137: Coke or Pepsi: Doesn't matter.
136: Hillary or Obama: Fuck Hillary.
135: Burried or cremated: Cremated.
134: Singing or Dancing: I fail at both. 
133: Coach or Chanel: Chanel.
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Neither.
131: Small town or Big city: Either.
130: Wal-Mart or Target: TARGET.
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam.
128: Manicure or Pedicure: Either.
127: East Coast or West Coast: Idfk.
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas.
125: Chocolate or Flowers: Either.
124: Disney or Six Flags: Six flags.
123: Yankees or Red Sox: Idgaf. [ Here’s What I Think About ]
122: War: Hate that it happens, but what do you do.
121: George Bush: He wasn't completely awful. I don't do politics.
120: Gay Marriage: Go for it.
119: The presidential election: That was awhile ago.
118: Abortion: Do your thing.
117: MySpace: Gone?
116: Reality TV: It's alright.
115: Parents: They're assholes sometimes, ha. But my mom is legit.
114: Back stabbers: Fuck em.
113: Ebay: Sketchy.
112: Facebook: Addicting.
111: Work: Good.
110: My Neighbors: Douchebags on the right.
109: Gas Prices: ....uh 
108: Designer Clothes: $$
107: College: Must do.
106: Sports: I like some.
105: My family: hates me.
104: The future: scares the FUCK out of me. [ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone: Can't remember. River Rat?
102: Last time you ate: 6.
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: Last weekend.
100: Cried in front of someone: Last week.
99: Went to a movie theater: Shit. Idk whenever Logan came out.
98: Took a vacation: LONG time ago.
97: Swam in a pool: Hmm, been awhile.
96: Changed a diaper: About a month ago.
95: Got my nails done: Really long time ago.
94: Went to a wedding: JULY 22.
93: Broke a bone: Last year.
92: Got a peircing: Last year.
91: Broke the law: Recently.
90: Texted: 10 minutes ago. [ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most: Me right now.
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: Home.
87: The last movie I saw: I can't remember.
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Job, moving outta this bitch, self sufficient, being done with court/diversion, & stereo in my car with subs. 
85: The thing im not looking forward to: Court. Living here.
84: People call me: Kelsey, Kels, Kelso, a drug addict, a fuck up, etc.
83: The most difficult thing to do is: for me? When I got sober.
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: True.
81: My zodiac sign is: Aries.
80: The first person i talked to today was: I don't remember.
79: First time you had a crush: 1st grade. 
78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:
I can hide feelings like a mahfucka. 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: River Rat.
76: Right now I am talking to: No one.
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Shit, I wanna be a drug and alcohol counselor.
74: I have/will get a job: Working on it. Just moved.
73: Tomorrow: I gotta plate my car.
72: Today: sucked.
71: Next Summer: Will be 2018.
70: Next Weekend: will be great?
69: I have these pets: Karma... she's with my ex. :/
68: The worst sound in the world: Nothing comes to mind.
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: me.
66: People that make you happy: Friends whenever they come around.
65: Last time I cried: Today..
64: My friends are: Here & there.
63: My computer is: charging.
62: My School: was small.
61: My Car: is cute.
60: I lose all respect for people who: CHEAT & LIE.
59: The movie I cried at was: I can't remember.
58: Your hair color is: blonde.
57: TV shows you watch: SHAMELESS.
56: Favorite web site: Facebook I guess.
55: Your dream vacation: Away from here?
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: Liver failure.
53: How do you like your steak cooked: Medium rare.
52: My room is: small.
51: My favorite celebrity is: MACHINE GUN KELLY.
50: Where would you like to be: Not here.
49: Do you want children: Maybe one day.
48: Ever been in love: Yeah.
47: Who’s your best friend: Ramanda.
46: More guy friends or girl friends: Guy.
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: having my shit together.
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Uhm... someone that makes me happy?
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: No. Fail.
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: No.
41: Have you pre-named your children: No.
40: Last person I got mad at: Ex.
39: I would like to move to: Anywhere but here.
38: I wish I was a professional: MMA fighter. [ My Favorites ]
37: Candy: Hmm, skittles or starbursts.
36: Vehicle: Hummers or avalanches.
35: President: JFK 😘
34: State visited: Shit idk.
33: Cellphone provider: Verizon?
32: Athlete: David Beckham? He was that hot soccer player right?
31: Actor: Will Ferrell 😂
30: Actress: Shit idk. Jen Anniston.
29: Singer: MGK.
28: Band: Sublime.
27: Clothing store: Buckle, Hot Topic, wherever.
26: Grocery store: Walmart?
25: TV show: SHAMELESS.
24: Movie: Dazed & Confused.
23: Website: Facebook.
22: Animal: PUPPIES & foxes. They're cute.
21: Theme park: Six Flags.
20: Holiday: Thanksgiving for the food.
19: Sport to watch: Volleyball or football.
18: Sport to play: Volleyball.
17: Magazine: Cosmo.
16: Book: I really liked Tweak.
15: Day of the week: Weekend.
14: Beach: ?
13: Concert attended: Either Marilyn Manson or Papa Roach... shit or Korn. Idk.
12: Thing to cook: STEAK.
11: Food: STEAK & seafood.
10: Restaurant: Red Lobster.
9: Radio station: None.
8: Yankee candle scent: Dunno.
7: Perfume: Ed Hardy.
6: Flower: Rose.
5: Color: Black, teal, purp.
4: Talk show host: ?
3: Comedian: ?
2: Dog breed: Pitbull or puggle.
1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Yes.

[underabr0kensky]

65 Questions You Aren't Used To

Because I’m bored and tired and the Slayer show was fucking awesome.

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? Nah. I mean I’ve thought about that, it’s a fun concept, but I don’t think I’m in a coma and just making up my life or whatever.

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? Not. I love the dark. It’s comfy.

3. The person you would never want to meet? That piece of shit that abused my friend because I’d beat him to death more than likely.

4. What is your favorite word? Fuck, I suppose. I say it more than anything else I think lol.

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? A weeping willow. Because they weep. Like my soul.

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? I don’t even know if I looked in the mirror at all today, at least not to see myself.

7. What shirt are you wearing? The Slayer shirt I just spent way too much fucking money on. Worth it though.

8. What do you label yourself as? I don’t. I’m just me. A metalhead, I guess.

9. Bright room or dark room? Dark. Brightness is a curse.

10. What were you doing at midnight last night? Uhh. I think I was drinking and watching Firefly.

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? I guess 21? Or maybe 23, but that’s only because of what happened around that time.

12. Who told you they loved you last? I’m not sure. Megan, maybe?

13. Your worst enemy? My own depressed-ass brain tbh.

14. What is your current desktop picture? It’s a slideshow of a bunch of anime girls. Judge me.

15. Do you like someone? I love her, yes.

16. The last song you listened to? “Lean On” by Major Lazer.

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Shit, I’m too tired to be that pissed at anyone. I guess, again, the abusive piece of shit.

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? The abusive piece of shit. Also myself a lot of the time.

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? Emma Watson, but I wouldn’t really make her do anything. Just kinda be like “Hey it would be cool if you were my girlfriend for a day”.

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) My hair and my eyes, it’s a toss-up. I’d say my hair though.

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? I have no fucking clue, probably dead sexy like I am now lmao. First thing I’d do is masturbate because I’m pretty sure that’s what everyone would do. Everybody’s curious. After that I’d, I dunno, go hit on people I guess?

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? Nah, my few talents are not secret.

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? Nothing really, all my fears are normal.

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. Fuck it I’d probably go with PB+J.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? Right at the moment I’d save it for Metallica tickets.

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? Probably South Dakota, honestly. I want to hang out with Jess again if she’d be up for it.

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? Jim Beam Distiller’s Cut. Gimme that discontinued shit.

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Mountain Dew is a fundamental human right.

29. What is your favorite expletive? FUCK.

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? The box on my dresser. It’s got all the stuff Jess gave me in it. Cards, drawings, etc. It’s the most important thing I have.

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Probably my mom almost dying back in 2010.

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Ima go to Switzerland then, fuck yeah.

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? Jeff Hanneman. Slayer reunion motherfuckers.

34. What was your last dream about? I have no idea. Probably about work -_-

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? I am an excellent kisser, yes.

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? Yup. Once for a wreck and once for attempted suicide.

37. Have you ever built a snowman? Yeah, whenever we’d actually get snow here, which is fucking never.

38. What is the color of your socks? I’m not wearing any.

39. What type of music do you like? Everything, but I’m a metalhead.

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? Sunsets. It means night is coming.

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? Hmm. Heath bar I suppose. Banana is fucking great too.

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) Titans and Patriots. I don’t give a lonely mountain-dwelling fuck about soccer.

43. Do you have any scars? Several. One on my right shin where a fucking fax machine fell on me. One between my right thumb and index finger where I caught the blade of a dagger, long and retarded story. And another really close to that one where I jumped down off my bed and accidentally fucking stabbed my hand with my guitar’s headstock. That one still hurts sometimes.

44. What do you want to be when you graduate? When I graduate what? This shitty existence? lol. I wanna be a rockstar dad.

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? My fucking mental issues would go away.

46. Are you reliable? Yeah, very.

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? “Did you get to try again with her?”

48. Do you hold grudges? Yeah. Only if it’s someone I don’t really like though. I can’t get mad at people I like.

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? A cat-bird hybrid. It would try to hunt itself.

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? I have plenty of weird-as-shit conversations with one of the guys at work because he’s just fucking weird. It’s usually about anime-related shit.

51. Are you a good liar? Yes. Had to be growing up with a dad that’s like a living bullshit-detector.

52. How long could you go without talking? A good while. Sometimes on weekends I don’t really say shit.

53. What has been you worst haircut/style? When I had short hair. Ugh I look awful with short hair.

54. Have you ever baked your own cake? Nope.

55. Can you do any accents other than your own? I can kinda sorta do a British and Australian accent.

56. What do you like on your toast? Butter or jelly.

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? I have no fucking idea, I suck at drawing. I think the last time I actually attempted to draw was when Jess and I did the Drawlloween Challenge back in 2015.

58. What would be you dream car? Lamborghini Diablo SE-30.

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. Nope, I’m usually in a hurry so I just shower fast as shit.

60. Do you believe in aliens? I think it’s definitely possible but I don’t think they float around abducting people.

61. Do you often read your horoscope? Nah, I have friends who do it for me lol.

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? Uhh. Q I guess? Because it’s barely ever used lol.

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? Dragons, fuck kind of question is that? Dinosaurs are little bitch ass pussies compared to dragons.

64. What do you think about babies? Nope. Nope. Never. Nope.

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of. I can roll my tongue into a tube. It helps with playing harmonica.

[instantwhispersmiracle-blog]

Feather Pen

The Devil in Human form... shouldn't be allowed to have any pens.  this world runs on a 3D law governing.. that has been installed to enslave Half the human race. So, when a devil who is racist in all forms as in, The biggest form of all. Love, He laughs at it in all forms, the heart of a man that can't even speak about a law he CONJURED UP OUT OF FEAR of losing a grip on his evil, for the root of his precious mutha fucking news. He once again is in a spiral of horrible news, he really doesn't give a fuck about his reputation. its the fact he is in power and does not care in what way he is, or how he is portrayed or how he is known.. watching the apprentice he probably stopped the show cause he realized he can just try and gain world domination in his shitty not giving a fuck efforts and use money to do it, Since this world is revealing how now, we aren't attach to it, Some people in his circle has left.. and turned down the money or the way he talks to them, I commend you.. God will give you a job else where when you undergo all the rammifications of why you worked for him in the first place. but now we realized this a little too late but its never over... little late.... but NOT OVER and he is in Office. SO, the normal tactics to get this man to feel any fucking thing won't work, he isn't like one of us, Everyone.... has a mirror of duality.... how you look into it, creates your image. he sees the devil since he wants to laugh at THE VP for praying. 1. cause he is you know a disgusting fuck. 2. cause deep down he sense VP changing and wants to grip him back, and he does not give a fuck...I seriously think.. he might breed these children to be evil doers... like he is getting desPERate.........people are leaving and turning down his “ways” AND MOREOVER, about global warming, cause he rather give the opportunity for the evil alien forces to come the fuck back. and do there global devamping.  thus, Money..... he is elaborating and expressing an idea that the good of the planet is such an expensive fucking task, when most people will take care of it for no money. so when an expensive plot of a plan is made. it really IS to hide where all the talk of cost of money is really going CAUSE IM SURE SANDERS FUCKING DODGES THOSE QUESTIONS so we know its going to the midterm elections. HE will talk all around the plan and explain in elaborate bullshit ways of emptiness...the answers would be like in the forms that you will only see proof once the money is GOTTEN....... that this budget is needed.. that this budget is what will get all the countries to help out, cause it is  a uniting thought. he is preying on the fact he in this SILENCE OF CAGE LAW DICK SHIT, to come up with more of a spider web lie of evidence for this budget. please people who read this or maybe I dont fucking know hear this perhaps, still undergoing a transformation. BUT, ignore the fact its expensive ignore the fact he is talking in a deflective manner from his silence on this law, and the judge to make him reunite the separated children. in under 30 days.  Its to ask the questions of where this money will go, how is it being handled. cause then.. two things will happen. 1. HE WILL SHUT IT DOWN, CAUSE he hasn't thought it through he doesnt know where the fuck its going to go cause its going to go to the midterm elections. 2. IT will play out, and because the questions of where its going to go who is involved, who is helping out what parts of the material will aide in the weathering systems and material to reset the planet, all that woods, through that process if he doesn't wanna look MORE of a fucking tool then he already is, he will do it. BUT, he doesn't give a fuck about his reputation he doesn't try to do no “ damage control press” OTHER THEN TO POP UP OUT OF HIS FUCKING GOLF CAVE... AND DECLARE SOME NEXT FUCK UP THING, WITH A1/4 OF A TONE THAT MIGHT SUGGEST HE WENT TO SOME HUMANITY REHAB. but, he does the same shit.. why do we keep repeating ourselves. he is now a Humanity joke... and America’s toy, but the scary thing is. he doesn't care, he knows the people around him love money, and or blackmailed.. or will PLEAD THE FUCKING FIFTH WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT....and that person gets to go to his own trial........ SO, we have to think a little evil, I mean dabble in the shadow shelf of yourself.. its okay its a lower version of your higher self, cloak in your murkiness of ignoring it. SOOOOOOOO to get his ideas and be three steps ahead. I hope this helps whoever reads it.. or hehehe hears it.  SO, if I had to commit a crime.. it would be to jack all the fucking pens in proximity of this fat bastard of evil cloud enitity. thats it.. nothing else . SANDERS U FUCK, I won't touch you, only your subconscious you fucking twat ignore it and ill summon karma my main bitch to burn all your pink skirts. and hide all your tweezers, you wasting money on SECRET SERVICE. people won't touch you either, just verbally tell you to get the fuck out of their presence along with you and your MONEY ADMINISTRATION OF FRAUD, whenever found on sight, black and white people.. shocker.  I will however also atleast, ill throw in some tooth fairy shit I will jack the pens and replace them with magical vanishing feather pens.. that when you touch it, you will just go in a coma and face Anubis and repeat the same fucking cycle again cause your heart is non existent like the magical vanishing feather pen illusion trick I just fathom.  NOW, if I was the Korean president I also, wouldn't surrender to this fuck in the White House, I mean lets strip away everything, everything away all the HORRIBLE REAL BULLSHIT WE ALL SEE HIM AS, somewhere in his fucking soul.. he thought it was okay to but 1 boy or 1 girl COUGH MORE IF HE COULD he did 6.. I'm surprise it wasn't 666 before he stopped....they are in a cold metal rusty square prism prison.. separated from their families who God knows where they are....he sat in a chair.. and thought this is okay. and signed it away with a pen. he is torturing souls.  As I was saying if I was the Korean CEO president in a KDRAMA THAT I WATCH, he has the horrible reputation blonde suit to give a reason of why he will not surrender at this time, the nuclear influence from the blonde losing hair devil I wouldn't. But, I wouldn't boast id stay humble and quiet id call up justin Trudeau for a human feel confirmation its all Gucci, though if I was hesitant BUT DEFF NOT. its unfortunately sad and simple... HIS STUPID FUCKING LAW NESS MAKING..creates a sad reasoning as a feel of the world im sure we want that to happen, to naturally not have any country act like they are preparing for war....... but with the want of peace.. and A BLONDE DUMBASS @ the golf course... not even at the White House..... its a simple choice to say no. with the way he acts and think .. I THINK a country wants to protect themselves and their people..not to live on the offence.. but a defence but not anticipate just chill... and I will always keep the continuation of the peace that was done with MOON, I'm sure we both agreed. and idk what china is doing but china best not try and convince korea to do anything.. as I once said... that man wanted to implicate a law to stay in power till he dies... GOLFPORNSTAR FUCKING mentality.. you only fuck women pornstars why the fuck would you not want to block child porn THE MONEY GOING TO GOOD FUCKING THINGS TO ENCOURAGE THE BETTER MENT OF A HUMANE SOCIETY AND . so anyways. thats enough Ima tweak music.