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political-depth · 10 months

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historyforfuture · 2 months

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50 days old president biden

50 days old criminal netanyaho

She will drag you both to hell .

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judasgot-it · 1 year

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Masterlist ☆

Link to my AO3 here

RULES <-

Valentine's Event 2024

Bungo Stray Dogs

Clogging their toilet

Bsd men when their GF queefs

Bsd men who could/nt handle a long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend

Most likely to show their dick on a live stream (twitch streamer AU)

Viagra

Leftovers

most to least likely to sell you crypto/NFTs

Top 5 scared of women

Telling them you're gay

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Hunting Dogs

ADA

Special Abilities Division

DOA

Port Mafia

The Guild

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Jujutsu Kaisen

Gojo

Sugardaddy!Gojo kicks you out of his apartment after he reunites with his BF Geto

Nanami

Stalking Nanami in an attempt to make him your sugar daddy (yeah idk)

Magic and Muscles

Can I kiss you?

Kaldo Gehenna

Happy Birthday

There was only one bed [Valentine's Event 2024]

Pregnancy Cravings

Everybody talks

Orter Madl

There was only one bed [Valentine's Event 2024]

#guys i went through every post of mine i know these are mostly short but i wrote a lot these past few months #and why was my first post about mushitaro selling me bitcoin #bsd x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #this is for the perosn who wanted it #its ALL there now #even the viagra post #you can now see EVERYTHING #if you're noticing i may or may not love tecchou #and bully the shit out of dazai

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tweedfrog · 4 months

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Close enough, welcome back Lann the Clever 🙏 💸💯

#Lann the clever #asoiaf #valyrian scrolls #watch bitconned guys its rlly interesting #very funny tho cause when they explained what they were doing i was like ????#hold up wasnt the whole point of bitcoin that u didnt need to trust banks #and then these guys just ended up reinventing a bank #i was so sure there was something deeper so i messaged my friend who studied commerce and was like ?????did these guys just reinvent banks #and he was like yeah lol ur correct its just a bank with more steps #main guy was rlly handsome tho #whenever he spoke i was like whatever u say my scummy italian-american king #house lannister #actually very funny to imagine Lann the clever with a thick new jersey accent its my headcanon now

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iangallagherisadeadman · 5 months

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something something a fanfic in which Ian is best friends with Yevgeny and then he timetravel and falls in love with his best friend's father.

I like to think that in this version he was raised by Clayton cause Monica obviously couldn't, and canonlike she wasn't in the picture much. He then lives with his father, stepmother and siblings but doesn't quite fit with them. Yev was raised by Svetlana and never knew his father cause he left when Yev was a baby.

When Ian travels back he is saved by Mandy. He says he's a Gallagher and she's like "I know the Gallaghers but I never saw you!". He's introduced to his "cousins" who immediately take he in like a brother? Who he is cause of Monica.

Then because of Mandy he gets to know Mickey and younger Svetlana and baby Yev and it is extremely fucked but... my dick's in your dad mouth, sorry Yev!

Gallavich: they start as friends cause Ian quickly hits off with Mandy, and soon Ian gets to understand the difficult situation that led to Yevgeny's conception and why Mickey probably left them when Yev was still a baby. Then, feelings come along and Mickey's deep in the closet but Ian's nothing if open-minded so with time it works out. Ian doesn't lose interest even though Mickey has a wife and baby, he isn't scared off easily, and Yev Svet and Mandy all like him so that's a turn on. Ian likes older guys so the fact that Mickey's an old soul in a hot young body who listens to dad music and is grumpy is what attracts Ian.

The future is forever altered. Ian now actually has a family of Gallagher's he actually likes and fits. Ian came along so Mickey never left the picture and now Yev was raised with his father around. Which changed the way Yev grew up to be, so he's not the version Ian knew, but that's alright cause then Ian gets to meet him again. And yes, they end up being best friends all the same, after all, Yevgeny watch the type of cartoons and listens to the kind of music and plays the same videogames Ian grew up with so they're very close.

#How do time travelers solve the documentation issue? I'm not sure. there would have to be research in order to write this fic.#but if there was someone who would know how to help Ian it would be Svetlana. hello Russian illegal immigrant?#also. shes the first to find out hes not from there cause Ian knew older Svet but hes only now getting to know younger Svet and he #has absolutely no chill so she figures him out rather quickly and than he proves her right by revealing things she never told anyone before #eventually people have to know hes a time traveler but I like to think every time it happens is in a shitty situation totally non planed #and then theres doubt and he has to try and prove but! effect butterfly things wont happen as they happened before #like he will try and say “this actor will die this year” or “bitcoins are a thing” or “we'll face a pandemic" and... nope. never happens.#and then hes right about the most stupid useless but detailed thing like the whole plot of a movie thats not released yet or like. vaping.#stop im so funny. it will become a family joke thing like Franny and Liam will constantly listen their family say Ian's a time traveler and #and is it true is it a joke why everybodys so serious about it theyre totally messing with us #mickey gives a total of zero fucks i bet. now he gets why ian is the way he is like super optimistic and anxious and super open minded but #like. it changes zero things for him. good for u ian i guess. i would still love u if u were an alien or from another dimension of whatever #ian gallagher #mickey milkovich #yevgeny milkovich #svetlana yevgenivna #mandy milkovich #gallavich #ian x mickey #shameless #shameless us #og.#fic idea #honestly “fic idea” is like my best tag

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lilithsaintcrow · 2 months

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"This is both because it would reduce the supply of available Bitcoin, and it would give Bitcoin the imprimatur of the federal government."

A sentence that should give anyone sane nightmares, frankly.

#bitcoin #they're trying to buy politicians now #the grift is accelerating

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skatinginfinitelywithyourmom · 14 days

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I had a student reccomend "the boys" to me and then later he said he doesn't like marvel coz it's too woke MY BROTHER IN CHRIST ISN'T THE BOYS MORE WOKE

#he also like bitcoin...#and when someone said “isn't fight club gay?” he was like “NO IT'S NOT”#I think he's mad at me now coz I didn't agree with him lmao

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moonchild-in-blue · 2 months

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Hit metal straw on my teeth. Day ruined.

#turtles i love you but i need my plastic straws back #“but silicon-” shut up.#plastic straws were a beautiful dream and now i'm forced to have my teeth hurted by metal #but thank God for ai right? Ai is the future right?? Nfts whooooo bitcoin yeaaahhhhh 🥴

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wormsdyke · 2 months

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emotionally preparing myself to vote tomorrow without dramatically gagging and retching every time i see the incumbent republican candidate's name

#orating!#not doxxing myself by referring to my specific elected officials but like. name some of the worst us senators and you've probably got it #house and senate honestly. really putting out the worst of the worst #just saw u can donate to her reelection campaign with bitcoin. girl what if we ended it all right here right now #theres 2 solid dem candidates and we truly cannot afford to split the vote between them its already leaning red so i am struggling to decid #anyways. god. hell world #us politics

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