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marshalllir · 2 months
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Inspired by Yaelokre, I have long wanted to realize this fantasy AU with Dying Light 2
The first boy is Alex, @volatile95 character and my OC Bjorn's lover, he's here in the bear mask. Aiden is a deer, as ordered. I've been thinking about Hakon the longest xd
I'm damn happy with this job, I'll be glad to get feedback~
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volatile95 · 5 months
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Bernard (Bjorn) Reed. Love so much your lovely bear 🐻~~ Character belongs to my darling wife @marshalllir 💝😗
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issy5316 · 3 months
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my lgbtq headcanons for the CC characters
these headcanons are based on my au so please don't harrass men for my choices, if you have a problem with it, then you can take that awful opinion and shove it up your-
anyway, let's begin!
season 1:
david jeremiah jones: bisexual, intersex and transgender.
eduardo ramirez: straight ally.
nathan pandit: gay and transgender.
grace delaney: bisexual.
samuel king: straight ally.
alex turner: bisexual with a preference for girls.
cathy king: bisexual with a preference fo boys.
season 2:
amy young: pansexual.
frank knight: straight ally, still learning the ropes but he's supportive, as long as the person is nice to his friend or coworker, he's ok with it.
yann toussaint: bisexual.
hannah choi: lesbian.
roxie sparks: pansexual.
andrea marquez: aromantic.
russell crane: bisexual and transgender.
season 3:
jack archer: bisexual.
carmen martinez: lesbian.
lars douglas: bisexual.
angela douglas: bisexual.
ingrid bjorn: straight ally.
elizabeth ripley: straight ally.
armand dupont: asexual straight ally.
marina romanova: omnisexual.
elliot clayton: demiromantic bisexual.
jonah karam: bisexual.
michelle zuria: lesbian.
season 4:
arthur wright: straight ally.
isaac bontemps: straight ally.
maddie O'malley: bisexual.
richard wells: aroace.
viola pemberton: asexual.
evie holloway: lesbian.
rose zhao: lesbian in the closet.
diego del lobo: pansexual.
season 5:
diane parker: straight ally.
gloria hayes: straight ally.
martine meunier: pansexual.
rita estevez: bisexual.
rupert winchester: queer asexual.
amir devani: gay.
jasper everett: gay.
gabriel herrera: demisexual.
season 6:
christopher scott: straight ally.
zara tien: bisexual and poly.
janis rivers: straight ally.
theodore moon: bisexual and poly.
kai malano: bisexual and poly.
orlando ordelaffi: gay.
penelope sage: pansexual.
season 7:
jacob arrow: bisexual and demiromantic.
gwen harper: bisexual.
luke fernandez: questioning bisexual.
ben shepherd: gay.
priya desai: straight ally.
hope newman: asexual.
felix reed: pansexual.
season 8:
JP delacroix: genderfluid.
gauthier delacroix: demisexual and demiromantic.
hugo mercier: straight ally(still learning a few things so grab a chancla just in case)
carrie james: demiromantic.
nadia ben yamin: pansexual.
enzo traore: gay, still stuck in the closet.
emile bardot: asexual and intersex.
happy pride month everyone! and remember, you are beautiful no matter what anyone tells you!
you're not a monster
you're not a freak
you're a human being and deserve to be loved, you don't need to change yourself just to make someone happy, love the way you are no matter what someone tells you
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astra-galaxie · 1 year
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what are some of your LGBTQ headcanons for some of the CC characters?
My LGBTQ headcanons for CC characters? Sure, I’ve got some! I’ll also list some characters' canon facts since I support them, but let’s see what non-canon ones I can come up with!
And disclaimer! These are my current LGBTQ headcanons; there is a chance that they could change as my story progresses!
Sexuality-based LGBTQ Headcanons:
Main Characters
Heterosexual/Ally:
Samuel King
Eduardo Ramirez
Frank Knight
Elizabeth Ripley
Angela Douglas
Elliot Clayton
Arthur Wright
Issac Bontemps
Diane Parker
Gloria Hayes
Gabriel Herrera
Penelope Sage
Priya Desai
Felix Reed
Gay:
Nathan Pandit
Amir Devani
Orlando Ordelaffi
Ben Shepard
Lesbians:
Hannah Choi
Carmen Martinez
Michelle Zuria
Evie Holloway
Rose Zhao (She and her husband married for none-romantic reasons)
Bisexuals:
David Jones (Has a preference for women ((and hasn’t realized his attraction to men yet…))
Grace Delaney (She tried to get Jones to realize his sexuality in high school but couldn't get him to understand…)
Alex Turner
Andrea Marquez
Yann Toussaint
Jack Archer (With a preference for women, but unlike Jones, he recognizes his feelings toward men)
Lars Douglas (He likes to call himself and Jack bi-bros and bi-buddies)
Marina Romanova
Jonah Karam
Cathy Turner
Nebet
Christopher Scott
Jacob Arrow
Hugo Mercier
Pansexuals:
Amy Young
Roxie Sparks
Maddie O’Malley
Charlie Dupont
Deigo del Lobo
Martine Meunier
Janis Rivers
Jean-Philippe Delacroix
Gauthier Delacroix
Enzo Traoré
Léa Bonnet
Polyamory:
Zara Tien
Theo Moon
Kai Malano
Nadia Den Yamin
Demisexual:
Russell Crane
Ingrid Bjorn
Rupert Winchester
AroAce:
Dick Wells (This man called science his mistress once, and I have headcanoned him as AroAce ever since!)
Hope Newman
Acesexual:
Armand Dupont
Viola Pemberton
Questioning:
Rita Estevez: Thought she was straight but started having feelings towards a certain woman…
Luke Fernandez: He thought he was straight, but after everything with Fabien de la Mort, he started questioning
Carrie James: Unsure of her sexuality
Émile Bardot: Unsure of her sexuality
Other Characters
Olivia Hall: Lesbian
James Savage: Demisexual
Edward Dante: Pansexual
Karen Knight: Bisexual
Nigel Adakue: Gay
Asal Hawaa: Bisexual
Katherine Woolf: Lesbian
Jasper Everett: Gay
Mia Loukas: Bisexual
Arthur Darkwood: Gay
Geroge Mathison: Gay
Cody James: Pansexual
Gender-based LGBTQ Headcanons:
Nathan Pandit: Transgender (female to male)
Alex Turner: Demiboy
Hannah Choi: Demigirl
Jean-Philippe Delacroix: Genderqueer
(I don’t have many gender-based headcanons yet…)
That’s everything I could come up with! And like always, I am open to hearing about your opinions, headcanons and suggestions on this topic!
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spextr1m · 6 months
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"Welcome detective to our bulletin board where we see one of headcanons!"
(It will update once I make headcanons, incorrect quotes or imagines-)
Signs:
Crossing - Either one of members betray, died, arrested or defect which excludes resigned
Italic - Means returning members like Jack will have post timeskip headcanons (Does that even make sense I hope so-)
Grimsborough
season 1 and 5
David Jones
Cathy Turner Diane Parker
Gloria Hayes
Martine Meuiner
Grace Delaney
Gabriel Herrera
Rita Estevez
Eduardo Ramirez
Amir Devani
Samuel King
Rupert Winchester
Pacific Bay
Amy Young
Russell Crane
Frank Knight
Roxie Sparks
Yann Toussaint
Hannah Choi
Andrea Marquez
The Bureau
Jack Archer
Elizabeth Ripley
Ingrid Bjorn
Elliot Clayton
Carmen Martinez
Johan Karam
Marina Romanova
Angela Douglas
Lars Douglas
Armand Dupont
Michelle Zuria
Grace Delaney
CFS (Concordian Flying Squad)
Arthur Wright
Isaac Bontemps
Maddie Dupont
Richard Wells
Charles Dupont
Viola Pemberton
Rose Zhao
Evie Holloway
Diego del Lobo
T.I.M.E
Jack Archer
Zara Tien
Nebet
Orlando Ordelaffi
Penelope Sage
Marina Romanova
Janet Rivers
Theodore Moon
Kai Malando
Christopher Scott
Supernatural Hunters
Jacob Arrow
Gwen Harper
Luke Fernandez
Headcanons 1
Ben Shepherd
Priya Desai
Hope Newman
Felix Reed
Parisian Police Squad
Jean-Philippe Delacroix
Gauthier Delacroix
Hugo Mercier
Carrie James
Nadia Ben Yamin
Enzo Traore
Emile Bardot
Lea Bonnet
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flysafepapi · 1 year
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Vikings ask ragnarsson what is their game of thrones house
Ooh, this is an excellent question, something I could probably talk about to excruciating length. Realistically, they’d probably all be Greyjoy’s, just based on the way that family operates, the raids and all that, but I’m just gonna act like they’re not and go way too deep into analysing them.
Bjorn feels like a Mormont to me. They’ve always been much more progressive than the rest of the North, at least when it comes to women fighting alongside the men, they have their own version of shield maidens, and they’re seen as just capable as the men. He’s also, as far as we’ve seen, fairly honorable, loyal, etc (we sidestep the issue of Jorah there), and that fits Bjorn well.
Ubbe, without a doubt, is very Stark coded to me. Loyal, sometimes to a fault, even when the odds are most definitely not on their side at all. On the other hand, as we saw with Ned’s reluctance to do what Robert commanded asked him to do, they know when what they’ve been asked to do is probably a bad idea, but they’ll do it anyway because what are they going to do, go back on a promise?
Hvitserk speaks to me as either a Reed or an Arryn. Both are small houses, and they’re not typically involved much with the politics of the rest of the country, but overall war never could’ve been won without their assistance, though that help came in vastly different ways.
Sigurd, as much as I hate to say it, is a Lannister. Smug, bit of a superiority complex, thinks (largely anyway) themselves as far more important than they actually are. Lannisters are pretty much known for throwing their family name around to get what they want, and though I know less about him than the rest, it feels like such a Sigurd thing to do.
Ivar is a Bolton, without even a doubt in my mind. They’re meant to be loyal to the North but sold them out just because they felt like it. They’re manipulative and brutal and ruthless, and he’d fit so well among them. I don’t think he’s anywhere on the same level as Ramsay (because that man is disgusting and I despise him with all of my being) but he’s the most similar to them.
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mykawinchester · 4 months
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Never the Saint
GENETICS:
Head: Lelutka - Logan
Body: Legacy
Skin: Fuoey - Leon
Body: Not Found - Soft & Veins
Eyes: Ikon - Apex
BEAUTY:
Hair: Stealthic - Beam
Beard: Magnificent - Hipster Godlike
Hairbases:
Lelutka Facial: 41
Lelutka Hair: 93
Tattoos:
Mister Razor - Bjorn
STYLE:
Legal Insanity - Reed Tshirt
Arcback - #68
Cold Ash - Chelsea Boot
ACCESSORIES:
Real Evil - Fated Necklace
Ysoral - Eliot Luxe wedding ring
Real Evil - Royalty - King Ring
SCENE:
Backdrop: K&S - Way To(o) - Summer
Poses: Mysteria - Sk8er Boi
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erla-film · 10 months
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Summary: Ivar finally meets his match
Pairing: Ivar x dark!reader
Notes: tw: descriptions of violence, torture, death, gore
I don’t hate Margrethe actually, but this disgusting little idea festered in my head and I had to write it down. Not me posting two things in one day
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Ivar’s POV
Harald and Halfdan were coming to Kattegat to depart for the Mediterranean with Bjorn, but more interestingly, they were coming with Harald’s daughter.
 Ivar vaguely remembered that Harald had a daughter by some shieldmaiden that was about his age. He suspected that his mother wanted to marry her to Ubbe or Hvitserk as she fussed over his older brother’s braids.
 They sat at the harbor to greet King Harald, a soft breeze brushing over reeds when the ships appeared at the horizon, quickly growing bigger.
 Soon enough, they docked, and King Harald and his men jumped off. Ivar was content with being ignored when he spotted the princess. She stood next to Halfdan, who was greeting Bjorn, not paying mind to anyone.
 The princess was breathtakingly beautiful.
 Her long hair was braided down her back and she wore clothes richer than King Harald’s but she herself outshined them, piercing eyes seemingly taking in everything and nothing.
 Suddenly she stood in front of him.
 “And you must be Ivar the Boneless.” She said. Ivar nodded.
 A hint of a smile decorated her otherwise neutral face. “You have the most fascinating reputation, Prince Ivar.”
 “Thank you, princess.” Ivar replied. Thoughts ran wild in his head, but the most prominent was, who the Hel thought my reputation was fascinating?
 Men unloaded goods while Shieldmaidens and warriors streamed into the great hall. The princess stood amidst all of them, uninterested.
 When her father walked up to her, she took his arm and let him lead her to the great hall. Ivar quietly followed.
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 The feast was in full swing after only half an hour. People were laughing, dancing, and fighting, but she seemed almost comically bored. Ivar saw her eyes flit to the fights though.
 What he also saw was the way thralls from Vestfold skittered out of her way and even hardened warriors eyed her with wary eyes.
 Ivar knew those looks. When he looked over to Bjorn and Halfdan, he saw Halfdan turn away and took his chance.
 “Tell me brother, why are even hardened warriors suspicious of princess Y/N?” he asked him casually.
 Bjorn shrugged. “Halfdan says she likes to play games.”
 “What kind of games? Ivar asked.
 Bjorn got that stupid expression on his face that he always made when he was annoyed. “I don’t know, why don’t you ask her.”
 Ivar rolled his eyes at him and pulled himself away, back to where his mother, Ubbe and Harald were sitting.
 They were discussing marriage of course. Ivar took a drink and listened. When Aslaug offered to marry Ubbe to his daughter, he roared with laughter.
 When he calmed down, he gave Aslaug an apologetic smile. “I am not sure that my daughter is the right fit for Ubbe.”
 Aslaug gave him a thin smile. “I have many sons. Which one do you think is the right fit?”
 Harald paused, glancing over to his brothers before his eyes landed on Ivar. They seemed to bore through him as he took another sip of his horn. Then, he shook his head.
 “Nevermind. Marrying her to Ubbe would be better. If I married her to the right one, it would be madness.”
 Then, before anyone could ask more questions, Harald left to talk to Bjorn.
 Ivar’s eyes wandered back to the princess. She exuded riches, arrogance, and regality as she sat there, looking so utterly bored and yet more intelligent than most people he knew.
 She held her cup out to Margrethe, who poured wine into it. Margrethe, busy looking at Hvitserk, spilled only a few drops onto the hand of the princess.
 Abruptly, she tore her hand away and stood. Her face contorted into an expression of rage, and she slapped Margrethe across the face.
 Confused, Ivar looked over to Harald and Halfdan, who both sighed, but made no move to intervene.
 Y/Ns voice rang through the hall clearly as she spoke to Margrethe, shivering away. “Are all thralls in Kattegat so stupid, or only you? At least in Vestfold, they can do what they are supposed to do.”
 Laughs went through the hall as Y/N threw the still full cup at Margrethe and marched out of the Great Hall.
 Ivar followed.
 When he came outside, she was sitting on a wagon, sharpening a knife.
 “What are you doing?” he demanded.
 “What does it look like?” she snapped back. Rage transformed her into something entirely different, but he wasn’t sure if he ought to be scared or amazed.
 “That thrall, what was her name?” she asked.
 “Margrethe.” Ivar replied. He hated her too, but for entirely different reasons.
 She spat. “Of course, the stupid little bitch has a Christian name.”
 “I didn’t know that.” Ivar mused, “One more reason to kill her.”
 Y/N looked intrigued. “Oh? I don’t need many reasons, really.”
 Ivar remembered what Halfdan had told him. “Your uncle said you like to play games. What kind of games?”
 The princess laughed humorlessly. “Dear Halfdan. Always so insistent on keeping my reputation clean. But I hear we like the same kind of games, Ivar. I suppose it is why my father would be hesitant to marry us.”
 “I don’t understand.” Ivar lied. She seemed to see right through it.
 “Oh please. We would burn down empires and turn the world red.” She said. Then she picked up her knife, testing the blade. When she looked satisfied, she tucked it away.
 “I want to kill that thrall.” She said, a smile playing across her face.
 “Don’t you think your father would have something to say about that?” Ivar asked.
 “My father never says anything. I could stab him in the back, and he would still say that I was his perfect little princess. He doesn’t like seeing me covered in blood. Would you?” her eyes were dark, her violence clashing with his.
 “So then,” she began, getting off the wagon, “shall we give her a chase?”
 They agreed on a cruel plan to get Margrethe away from everyone else and out in the open. Ivar creeped back in, promising to get Hvitserk drunk, while she waited outside, ready to pounce on her prey.
 Margrethe almost screamed when she saw the crazed smile of Vestfold’s precious princess, but the woman covered her face with a fabric drenched in a relatively harmless poison. Ivar helped drag her away, deep into the forest.
 He waited in the opening, watching Margrethe begin to stir, while Y/N concealed herself in the trees.
 Your POV:
 When Margrethe saw Ivar, she scrambled backwards in terror, only to bump against your shins. You almost shiver in disgust as the slave touched your dress.
 You heard Ivar tut at her as she looked up at you, face marred with disgust.
 “Now, that is no way to look at a princess.” He whispered in her ear, a knife already trailing along her face.
 You nod to him, and he ties her against a tree. You will not lower yourself here in the middle of the clearing, where you’d have to kneel.
 When she’s tied to the tree, you stare down at her.
 She whimpers, and you realize she’s talking to you. “Why?” she asks. “What did I do?”
 “Not only did you almost ruin my dress,” you began, “But you have three Ragnarssons under your grip. Too much power for a slave, and I will never be the second choice.”
 You smiled cruelly, taking out your own knife. Her hair infuriated you. It was long, beautiful, and if you were honest, almost rivaled your own. Ripping her head towards you with her hair, you cut it off, not caring if you nicked her face.
 When you looked up, you realize that Ivar is staring at you, fascinated. “Do you like my game?” you ask. Ivar nods vigorously.
 “Then take your turn.”
 He nods and slides the knife along Margrethe’s collarbone and down, down, down, making a shallow cut above her heart. You laugh.
 “You haven’t done this very often, have you?” you mock him. He clenches his fist but says nothing.
 “Give me your axe.” You command him.
 “No. No, no, please don’t!” Margrethe begins to plead.
 “Shut the fuck up or I’ll cut out your tongue.” You say. She shuts up quickly.
 You try the weight of the axe in your hand, flipping it over, before taking aim. Blood sprays your face as you hack off her foot carelessly, before quickly ripping off her apron and wrapping the stump. Tears run across her face as she screams.
 Ivar takes his turn, slicing across her chest and stomach, and the blood begins to stain both your bodies.
 Even now, she looks beautiful.
 It makes you see red. First, you cut out her tongue to make her stop screaming, though it doesn’t help very much. Blood spills from her mouth, but she still looks pretty.
 You howl, before slapping her again. You begin to claw at her face, feeling skin curl like ashes beneath your nails and blood stain your hands red, red, red.
 She’s silent now, at least.
 Does Ivar know about your insecurities now? Your hands are slick with blood, but you grab his face, almost slipping down to his neck and pull him in for a heated kiss.
 You pull him with you, somewhere quiet, somewhere were you can take a bath and fuck away your frustration.
 Ivar follows you, also covered in blood.
 You strip without a care in the world, knowing his eyes are only on you.
 You pull him into the water with you and help him clean himself, before scrubbing the blood from under your nails, the moon sometimes illuminating your skin appearing slowly.
 The water around you turns red, but your vision finally becomes clear again.
Taglist: @alicedopey​ (not sure if you expected this though)
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youngsamanda · 5 years
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UNDER THE CUT is a compilation of names that i’ve used / seen used for dungeon and dragons characters but could work in a fantasy / high fantasy setting or literally anything you want ! if this helped you at all please give this a like or a reblog ! 
FEMININE 
Adaira
Alejandra
Allura
Althea
Arya
Astrid
Aurela
Aurora
Bloom
Caliana
Castilia
Ellie
Ember
Fallon
Frejva
Hela
Helena
Grace
Jade
Kali
Kalista
Katara
Lachlan
Lilth
Lorna
Luna
Lykan
Lyra
Marion
Marigold
Mathilda
Mileena
Misala
Nadine
Nadia
Nila
Neena
Osiyra
Raven
Reani
Rosalind
Ruby
Sabrina
Sana
Satine
Selene
Shayra
Sheera
Sheeva
Sindel
Slexa
Sora
Stella
Thomasin
Valyra
Valkyrie
Vendulka
Venus
Vesta
Yara
Yasha
Yelena
Yennifer
Zeyis
MASCULINE 
Aerys
Alcide
Askel
Alistar
Bash
Bjorn
Brom
Brutus
Caduceus
Calabar
Calcifer
Caleb
Calugar
Corgrim
Dairon
Dante
Draco
Edmund
Erron
Eragog
Eragon
Fenrir
Fenris
Ferris
Finnick
Fjord/Ford
Geralt
Grog
Hasken
Henrik
Leon
Lucifer
Joel
Judas
Magnus
Malachai
Orik
Orion
Paavu
Percy
Petyr
Rafe
Reed
Reeve
Rhogar
Rodolphus
Rolin
Taryon
Tiberius
Wolfsbane
Wolfgang
Vlad
UNISEX
Ashe
Asami
Averal
Azazel
Azula
Bane
Beauregard/Beau
Bren
Briar
Chaeu/Chow
Clover
Darcy
Ellis
Essek
Fletch
Han
Jester
Juno
Keg
Keyleth
Kiki
Kiri
Kress/Cress
Lemon
Leviathan
Loren
Lotus
Love
Lucifer
Maeve
Marx
Maz
Mazikeen
Meta
Merle
Molly
Nott
Nova
Palor
Pebble
Pike
Pumat
Sasha
Skye
Spike
Tenzin
Tordek
Tova
Twiggy
Valek
Valentine
Varis
Sive
Vecna
Vren
Qi’ra
Yeza
Yorkie
Zhalia
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marshalllir · 5 months
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Бернард (Бьёрн) Рид. Его отец француз, всю жизнь утопил, не в бутылке, но в работе в армии, имел сомнительный моральный компас относительно человеческих жизней. Мать немка, довольно строгая женщина с тяжелой рукой, юрист. Семья жила не в Вилледоре, но в той же стране. И Бернарду пророчили путь в юристы/адвокаты по знакомству, поэтому история и оценки должны были быть на высшем уровне. Также спорт и стрельбище - по стопам отца.
Что не мешало Бернарду ввязываться в проблемы - неспокойный район, либо ты отобьешься, либо тебя запинают ногами в грязной луже. Полиция не справлялась, дети сбивались группами, чтобы дойти от школы до дома. У Бернарда развивалось желание обладать достаточной властью и силой, как отец, чтобы давать отпор, и одновременно он учил законы, чтобы при полицейской облаве знать свои права.
Отец будет вспоминать подростковый период Бернарда и говорить, что у него были 50/50 шансы вместо правосудия закона выбрать самосуд и уйти в банду. Несмотря на строгость отца, именно с ним он проводил больше времени, с ним можно было отдохнуть душой и разумом, разряжая обойму в мишени на стрельбище.
Мать выбивала дурь из головы единственного сына физически, в то время как отец умел стыдить одним лишь взглядом. Бернард считает женщин такими же опасными, как и мужчин, если не больше, потому что они хитрее. В общем, не недооценивает противника просто из-за пола.
Бернард ввязывался в драки только защищая кого-то. Он был довольно крупным и сильным. То, что ему самому доставалось до кровавых соплей я просто бережно не упоминаю. Кто надо, те знали этого бешеного, который с каждым годом становился умнее и сильнее. Штопать свою форму и одежду он научился рано - нести ее матери драную и грязную было суицидальной миссией.
Благодаря дисциплине и среде знакомых отца, к выпуску Бернард Рид все же загорелся пойти против матери и поступить в полицейскую академию. Через два года, в свои двадцать он выйдет на службу в патрули, и закомые, сотни раз битые рожи бандитов все чаще будут мелькать в полицейском участе за решеткой - офицер Рид расправлялся с ублюдками по закону. Власть и неприкосновенность опьяняла - можно было скрутить бандитов за препятствование аресту или грязное ругательство в свою сторону. Напарник, Джон, подтрунивал, что они буквально перевыполняют план по арестованным, и скоро мест не останется, придется реально вместо камер по бутылкам рассаживать.
После необходимого года обучения Бернард подал документы на повышение квалификации в спецназ (переобучение заняло около пяти месяцев) - группа охраны границ (за основу взяла GSG-9, Германия). В этом отрезке времени он совсем разделяется с семьей, списываться списываются, но отношения становятся все более прохладными и мать начинает намекать на женитьбу и детей, потому что уже пора. Бернард еще в подростковом возрасте встречался и с девушками, и с парнями, но ничего серьезного не вышло, а потом с учебой и работой в полиции вообще не до того было, да и он не спешил приковывать себя к дивану и бутылке пива, с тиром по выходным и орущим младенцем в люльке.
В спецназе на охране границ страны Бернард Рид проведет девять лет. Если не пускать террористов и сомнительных ублюдк��в, то полиции сразу становится меньше работы. Оснований всегда достаточно, просто многие берут взятки. Бернарду есть что рассказать, за девять лет успеваешь наслушаться и надышаться чужими жизнями и историями, нет да нет думаешь о чужой жизни, планах на будущее и слушаешь пасту о больных детях, которые без отца то никак не проживут, а у мужика семь килограммов наркоты под днищем машины.
Падение Бернард встретил в свои тридцать лет, слухи ходили за несколько дней, что что-то будет, но подготовиться к такому было невозможно. На границе сто человек личного состава - маловато для апокалипсиса. Много кто дезертировал от страха за себя, за семью, нашлись и те, кто пытались, смешаться с гражданскими и эвакуироваться, сразу вскрылись и крысы, идущие по головам и герои-смертники, у кого-то просто не выдержала психика. Граница страны это самое страшное место в период ввода ЧС. Еще страшнее приказ сверху - держать позиции до последнего солдата.
После первой волны был небольшой перерыв просто продышаться от криков гражданских. Командир, австриец Грэхэм, в один из этих дней положил на стол пачку контрактов. Можно было отказаться, перейти под другое командование или на несколько месяцев принять участие в экспериментальной программе ВГМ (и они были далеко не единственными, кто получил приглашение). Благодаря командиру они все еще были живы, хотя и устали до смерти. Вторая волна скорее всего накрыла бы их с головой и утопила в мертвых телах, хотелось продохнуть. Хотя бы поспать больше пары часов, сидя у стены в обнимку с автоматом. Командир первым поставил размашистую подпись. Это не было побегом, это было обещанием вернуться, чтобы защищать с новыми силами.
В итоге в лабараториях ВГМ они провели далеко не несколько месяцев, а почти целый год.
"Самонадеянные идиоты, жажда выжить, мир падал и разваливался, не сегодня, так завтра ебаный апокалипсис и конец человечества"...
"Вальц экспериментировал не только на детях. Целей было две - вакцина и сыворотка. Одна на благо мира, вторая на благо правительства"...
"Обещали сделать из нас суперсолдат, типа этого, звездно-полосатого из комиксов"...
"Казалось, мы прошли через ад, что нам какая-то сыворотка... пиздец. Это состояние даже словами не описать. Блять, мы, прожженые солдаты умирали в ебаной агонии каждые четыре дня, это был беспросветный пиздец без права соскочить. Нас тогда почти сломало. Они чем-то подобным детей обкалывали, а тут двадцать здоровых мужиков и дохли как мухи ебаные"...
"А потом начались последствия. Сила, слух, зрение, вот это все, что наобещали, даже либидо встало обратно"...
"А потом случился пожар. Диверсия, точно тебе говорю. Мы детей оттуда выносили, черным ходом. На улице хаос, ад на земле - ученых забивают насмерть битами, вздергивают на фонарных столбах, везде журналюги эти ебаные. А нас тринадцать мужиков и выводок детей разных возрастов. И мы абсолютно не ебем, что происходит, и что делать. В итоге нашли забившегося на край парковки копа, он связался с кем-то, и детей увезли. А мы остались, в форме и с оружием наперевес, только с полигона, с грузом ответственности в виде Вальца, с ожогами черт знает какой степени, и его больной дочурки"...
"А там ебаные ракеты, "черный понедельник", химикаты на город, гражданка, разделение на фракции. Хотели быть супергероями? Бойтесь своих желаний, блять"...
"Чертовски повезло, что нас вместе с доктором Вальцем загребли военные, Полковник Уильямс, если быть точны��. Забавно, что с нами даже разбираться особо не стали, людей не хватало критически. Снова служба, благо на тот момент расформировывать нас не стали, так и были спецотрядом с зашкаливающими показателями, которых можно было кидать в пекло - и выживали же ж"...
"Как встал на ноги, Вальц в полной мере продемонстрировал нас как результат экспериментов ВГМ, к тому моменту в комплексы уже стекались, как мухи на мед и другие выжившие солдаты из программы ВГМ"...
"Мы были личным, блять, отрядом наемников-телохранителей, верными Вальцу псами, оттуда и зародилось название Вальцевы Псы, считай, что бешеные звери на поводке. Мне повезло вытянуть короткую спичку, стать новым командиром и сблизиться с Вальцем достаточно, чтобы мое слово имело для него вес. Теперь понимаешь, почему ты все еще жив, Хакон?"...
"За военными была сила, мощности, которые и не снились полиции и добровольцам, будущим миротворцам. Мы остались на месте, не рыпаясь. Кто занимал высокий чин, знал, что за совершенным стоит майор, ублюдок-психопат, дорвавшийся до власти"...
"Когда дела стали совсем плохи, Полковник согласился на воссоздание сыворотки для своих солдат. Ага. Вот только той же сыворотки сделать у Вальца не вышло. Ты видел этих ренегатов. Черные вены, искривленные голосовые связки, шарики за ролики еще похлеще, чем у нас, сдвиг на силе и возбуждение иного характера. И чем дольше обкалываешься этой дрянью, тем меньше мозгов в черепной коробке остается. И все же я уважаю Вальца за его умение создать целую фракцию суперсолдат, бешеных и тупых, но пиздецки сильных."
В тот период Грэхэм, их командир, попытался второй раз подписать их на сыворотку Вальца. Они и так сдавали свой биоматериал для воссоздания сыворотки, появлялись в лабораториях, кто-то успевал перекинуться парой фраз с тяжело больной Мией на больничной койке, пристегнутой к аппаратам, Вальц выглядел живым мертвецом, возможно где-то в формуле допустил ошибку. Грэхэм обратился прямо в лабораториях. Бьерну, Джону и остальным, срочно вызванным по рации, пришлось убить собственного командира, с которым они служили больше пятнадцати лет. В погоне за большей силой Грэхэм переоценил свои возможности, и никто из отряда не повторил его ошибки.
Когда подобие сыворотки все же получилось создать и вскрылись нелицеприятные последствия, было принято решение сформировать больше отрядов из солдат, получивших сыворотку еще до Падения. Название взяли существующее от отряда Бьерна - Вальцевы Псы, вне системы званий, со своей системой меток, карт, шифрами, нашивками и паутиной связей по городу. Десять отрядов из солдат под ингибиторами или старой версией сыворотки должны были контролировать ренегатов в городе, не допускать нарушений дисциплины и устранять "бешеных собак".
Незадолго до событий канона Вальц собрал всех Псов, чтобы отдать приказ о поиске ключа ВГМ, чтобы вскрыть Х13 как консервную банку и включить там питание для медицинского оборудования. К тому моменту Вальц уже начал эксперименты на себе. Он игнорировал риски, мирился с новым ударом ракет по городу и считал это необходимым злом ради всеобщего блага. Бьерн, положивший всю свою жизнь во спасение людей мгновенно пришел в ярость - с горя потерявший голову Вальц готов был уничтожить последний уцелевший город.
Бьерн ударил первым - в челюсть, Вальц же схватил его за грудки и приложил спиной и затылком о стену. А дальше все было как в тумане - адреналин запустил эффект чистой звериной ярости от сыворотки. С трудом, но их смогли разнять. Вальц оказался сильнее, и Бьерн был на грани жизни, но все равно не отступал от мнения, что план хуйня и подписывать себя и своих людей он на это не собирается. За неподчинение приказам и нападение Вальц мог добить Бьерна на месте или прилюдно казнить, но не стал. И Бьерна и Вальца буквально собирали и сшивали как паззл, обоих спасла только регенерация.
Вальц не отступил от приказа о поиске ключа ВГМ, но изменил конечную цель (когда один из твоих лучших и доверенных людей бьется с тобой насмерть за город и его жителей, это заставляет задуматься). Новая цель заключалась в том, чтобы вскрыть Х13 и вынести оттуда все оборудование, генераторы, припасы и прочее, что полтора десятка лет пылилось на складах. А ключ ВГМ следовало найти только для того, чтобы он не попал не в те руки, как например ублюдку-психопату, майору Мэтту.
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Houston
Jon
Vincenzo
Dane
Terry
Azariah
Castiel
Kye
Augustine
Zechariah
Joziah
Kamryn
Hassan
Jamal
Chaim
Bodie
Emery
Branson
Jaxtyn
Kole
Wayne
Aryan
Alonso
Brixton
Madden
Allan
Flynn
Jaxen
Harley
Magnus
Sutton
Dash
Anders
Westley
Brett
Emory
Felipe
Yousef
Jadiel
Mordechai
Dominik
Junior
Eliseo
Fisher
Harold
Jaxxon
Kamdyn
Maximo
Caspian
Kelvin
Damari
Fox
Trent
Hugh
Briar
Franco
Keanu
Terrance
Yahir
Ameer
Kaiser
Thatcher
Ishaan
Koa
Merrick
Coen
Rodney
Brayan
London
Rudy
Gordon
Bobby
Aron
Marc
Van
Anakin
Canaan
Dario
Reginald
Westin
Darian
Ledger
Leighton
Maxton
Tadeo
Valentin
Aldo
Khalid
Nickolas
Toby
Dayton
Jacoby
Billy
Gatlin
Elisha
Jabari
Jermaine
Alvaro
Marlon
Mayson
Blaze
Jeffery
Kace
Braydon
Achilles
Brysen
Saint
Xzavier
Aydin
Eugene
Adrien
Cain
Kylo
Nova
Onyx
Arian
Bjorn
Jerome
Miller
Alfred
Kenzo
Kyng
Leroy
Maison
Jordy
Stefan
Wallace
Benicio
Kendall
Zayd
Blaine
Tristian
Anson
Gannon
Jeremias
Marley
Ronnie
Dangelo
Kody
Will
Bentlee
Gerald
Salvatore
Turner
Chad
Misael
Mustafa
Konnor
Maxim
Rogelio
Zakai
Cory
Judson
Brentley
Darwin
Louie
Ulises
Dakari
Rocky
Wesson
Alfonso
Payton
Dwayne
Juelz
Duncan
Keagan
Deshawn
Bode
Bridger
Skylar
Brodie
Landry
Avi
Keenan
Reuben
Jaxx
Rene
Yehuda
Imran
Yael
Alexzander
Willie
Cristiano
Heath
Lyric
Davion
Elon
Karsyn
Krew
Jairo
Maddux
Ephraim
Ignacio
Vivaan
Aries
Vance
Boden
Lyle
Ralph
Reign
Camilo
Draven
Terrence
Idris
Ira
Javion
Jericho
Khari
Marcellus
Creed
Shepard
Terrell
Ahmir
Camdyn
Cedric
Howard
Jad
Zahir
Harper
Justus
Forest
Gibson
Zev
Alaric
Decker
Ernest
Jesiah
Torin
Benedict
Bowie
Deangelo
Genesis
Harlem
Kalel
Kylen
Bishop
Immanuel
Lian
Zavier
Archie
Davian
Gus
Kabir
Korbyn
Randall
Benton
Coleman
Markus
2. Top 10 beautiful Middles names for baby Boys
Ace
Abe
Beck
Blake
Dean
Grant
Hugh
James
Charles
George
More ideals for you: Top 1000 baby Girl names
From : https://wikitopx.com/name-meanings/top-1000-baby-boy-names-711929.html
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So I felt it was time to do another round of group photos of all of the children in the family so far. Clementine, Aspen and Rowan all aged up on the same day after getting A’s in school and so they moved out after these pictures were taken. All are in birth order apart from the last picture!
First Picture L-R: Juniper & Olive who are twins of Victor Feng. Reed & Basil who are twins of Bob Pancakes.
Second Picture L-R: Sage who’s father is Alec Cody. (Gallery Sim) Crispin who’s mother is Lilith Vatore. (Ghostie boi) Willow who’s father is Mortimer Goth. Clementine who’s father is Bjorn Bjergsen.
Third Picture in birth order: Aspen & Rowan who are twins of Wolfgang Munch. Spruce who’s mother is Amanda Veleta. (Gallery Sim) Florian who’s mother is Aria Ruffle. (Made by @citrine-sims!) Hazel who’s father is Emery Weston. (Made by @lunisims!)
Not pictured as he was a toddler at the time: Oakley who’s father is Salim Benali!
Honestly, it feels like so long since I played this save I kinda forgot which children came in order and to who as I messed the family tree up. I also did this to clarify for any people who forgot (like me) or who are new to this challenge as it’s already in progress! We are currently up to 14 babies and you can see the (fixed) family tree here!
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Is there anything else there's seven of? Seven Old Gods, seven Magisters Sidereal, seven brothers who founded the dwarven empire, seven of the Evanuris trapped (nine minus Fen'Harel and Mythal)... Is there anything else I'm forgetting? Also, do you think that all the different groups of seven mean anything or did the devs just like the number seven?
The Avvar have seven known gods? Korth the Mountain-Father, Lady of the Skies, Hakkon Wintersbreath, Imhar the Clever, Bjorn Reed-Beard, Rilla of the Fireside, and Uvolla of the Wending Wood. (This is minus Sigfrost the bear, who doesn’t seem to be so much a god as just a sacred figure.)
I was about to say maybe it has something to do with the seven directions but remembered most people only recognize four. :P Um... Hmm... Maybe it’s something about the ‘seven deadly sins?’ IDK. Maybe they really do just like the number seven. It’s a good number. Second only to five.
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provocativescribe · 6 years
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John’s Movie List
This is a re-post of an original post from XXXFamilyFun (aka John Valjean) with flagged images removed.
One of the most common messages I receive is about good incest movies. I wrote a post that was fairly popular, which I will link to at the bottom of this post. But first, let’s revisit my criteria for a good incest scene in a movie:
Criteria #1: The guys should be good looking and they should look the part. There’s a scene in Falcon’s “The Dark Side” (2002) where Derek Cameron and Race Jensen play son and father, respectively, but Derek Cameron (who is definitely hot), looks too old to play the part of the son. Just by a few years.
Criteria #2: The actors need to play the part. Even if they only do it a few times, I need to hear a “fuck me Dad” or “take that dick, son” or else it just plays like any scene from any other movie.
Criteria #3: Set the scene up a little bit. I want to know why the father and son, brother and brother, or cousin and cousin are about to do some dirty business with each other. If the scene starts and we, as viewers, just learn that the guys having sex are family members, then it also just feels like a scene from any other movie.
Criteria #4: As you will see, it should probably be directed by Chi Chi LaRue.
Okay, so you know what I like, and that’s what you’ll find in most of the following movies (which are listed in no particular order):
“Brother to Brother” (All Worlds, 1996) Okay, Chi Chi LaRue’s “Brother to Brother” has a brother/brother scene that I have never made my way through. The guys just do not look like brothers and I don’t find it very hot. So why is it even on the list? Well, there is a scene where the brothers’ uncle (played by Drew Andrews) spies on the lads while they sleep in their tightie-whities. He’s so turned on by it that he pulls his nice long dick out and jacks off to the boys sleeping. Andrews plays the part perfectly, looking around nervously to make sure he doesn’t get caught and then wondering what to do with the cum he decided to spill in his hand. Eat it, of course! He gobbles it down with relish and it’s impossible not to cum to this incredibly hot scene! Just because it’s incest-lite doesn’t make it any less effective! (Director: Chi Chi LaRue)
“Father Figure” (All Worlds, 1999) I remember reading a review of this movie and the feeling bad about myself afterward. The writer said that the dialogue in the scene where the father (Sam Crockett) fucks the daylights out of his son (Stoney) left him squeamish. This was my favorite part. I thought, “Am I some sort of degenerate?” I eventually decided I wasn’t. In fact, I love when the characters embrace their parts and, holy fuck, does Crockett embrace his role as the father who pops his son’s young cherry! “Back into it, Boy!” he commands as he fucks his son senseless. If ever there was a go-to incest scene, this is the one for me. I hate that the production values are so cheap, but Crockett makes this a must-see scene for anyone who enjoys incest-themed porn. (Directors: Peter and Casey O’Brian)
“Fox’s Lair” (Studio 2000, 1995) Some of the sex in the final scene, where three muscle-bound brothers fuck each other, can be a bit drab, but the build-up to it is hot as hell. Steve Fox, Ty Fox, and Ryan Fox (they used to give the actors the same last names to continue the brotherly illusion) play three brothers exploring their sexuality are varying levels before the three of them flip-flop in the final scene. It’s definitely worth a watch because too many incest movies rely on pairings as opposed to multiple family members jumping in the sack! (Director: John Trennel)
“Family Secrets” (Jocks, 1996) I was torn on adding this movie to the list because it’s even more incest-lite than “Brother to Brother.” This one also features Crockett who goes to visit his cousin Jake Taylor (one of my all-time favorite pornstars). During the visit, the two men don’t come out to each other. That is until Taylor brings home some slutty pals and a hot forgy ensues. Crockett sucks off Taylor and the two make out, and that’s about it. I hope you can find the scene online and compare it to Crockett’s scene in Father Figure. The guy really gets into the part and adds a layer of filthiness that so many actors don’t bother to do when they’re in niche movies like this. (Director: Chi Chi LaRue)
“Here Cums the Bridegroom” (Private Man, 2007) If you follow my blog, then you have probably guessed that I am into straight guys who fall into gay sex (and fucking love it). If that’s also your bag, I think this movie will hold a special place in your heart. On the wedding day of the very hot groom (Glenn Santoro), he can’t help but fuck and get fucked by the members of his wedding party, his father-in-law, and his brothers-in-law. This video is hot as fuck. And it ends with an orgy of most of the participants from all of the previous scenes. It’s on the list because power-top brother (Lucio Maverick) fucks his power-bottom brother (Mario McCabe) enthusiastically while Santoro fucks another guy to their side! (Director: Tom Bradford)
“Ivy Blues” (Catalina Video, 1985) This one goes way back to the 80s, but the trip is worth it. Ricky Turner is home from college and ready to have some fun with whoever is closest. In this case, it’s his limo driver. When his brother (Michael Mann) comes home and sees what his brother is up to, he’s not at all disturbed. In fact, he decides to join the two and fucks his brother in the hot final scene! Mann, who went by a number of names back in the day, was one of the hotter performers at the time, so it was wonderful to see him topping his slutty little brother. (Director: William Higgins)
“Phoenix Rising” (Falcon Studios, 1999) I’d say this movie is a little more than incest-lite, but not much. Still, it’s worth a watch to see yummy Daddy Jason Branch fuck his rambunctious nephew (Tristan Paris) with the help of three domineering African-American studs. There’s some filthy dirty-talk between the uncle and nephew during their brief fuck scene, but it’s goddamn hot. It ends with Uncle Jason blasting a thick ball-busting hot load all over his dirty nephew’s young face! (Director: Chi Chi LaRue)
  “Roll in the Hay” (Jocks, 1994) Mark West and his sons entertain a group of city slickers. In the third scene, West and his son (Christian Fox) come upon ripped David Logan jacking off on their property. Not phased in the least, a threesome ensues which finds son going down on father and father going down on son. West was probably cast as the father because he had two modest crows feet, but that’s fine with me because he’s incredibly sexy. I get sent over the edge hearing him command, “Suck your daddy’s dick!” I’d have loved to see these two fuck because Fox was an enthusiastic bottom, but alas it was not meant to be. (Director: Chi Chi LaRue)
“Brothers and Other Fantasies” (All Worlds, 1999) Easily one of my all time favorite incest scenes. I’m not totally into twinks, but young Matt Bandero legitimately looks like Vince Bandero’s kid brother. Matt spies on Vince jacking off and a hot incestuous scene plays out where Matt comes in and sucks his big brother off as Vince stays wholly in character. “Have you been watching me fuck my girlfriend, Matt?” as the younger brother swallows Vince’s long cock. Look. This. Clip. Up. If you’re into incest, they do not get much better than this. Vince fucks his little brother wildly, even after he admits that Vince is too big for him to take. (Director Chi Chi LaRue).
“Spring Break” (Falcon Studios, 1988) Uncle Chad Douglas is sure his nephew, Cory Monroe, is down to fuck and wastes no time telling the boy what he wants in this Falcon 80s classic. Douglas knows exactly what he wants and he’s going to take it, blood relation or not! This scene is so hot because Douglas and Monroe are of a pair of hot performers who know how to put on a hell of a fiery performance. (Director: Matt Sterling)
“Bad Boys Get Spanked” (Channel 1 Releasing, 2007) This video has what is one of my favorite incest scenes from the last few years. I’m not sure how this didn’t make it on my initial list. A father (Brock Armstrong) has been summoned to his son’s (Tristan Sterling) school for a disciplinary meeting with a member of the faculty (Drake Jaden). Jaden suggests spanking as a method to punish the boy, who has been acting out on campus. Armstrong is immediately turned on and a hot, hot, hot threeway ensues in which all of the cast stay in character. Listening to Armstrong eat out his boy while his teacher watches will drive you wild, as will everything that comes after! (Director, Chi Chi LaRue)
“Bone Island” (Kristen Bjorn Video, 2004) Kristen Bjorn incorporated a fair amount of incest in his videos, with varying results. Sometimes the brothers/cousins don’t seem to act like they were related or the scene might just be the dud of the video. While the brothers (Diego Pastores and Guillermo Pastores) in this scene don’t fuck, they kiss and suck with passion. Diego and Guillermo are trespassing on the porch of Miguel Peron, who is about to call the police on the boys. When they beg him not to, he suggests the brothers suck him off. This scene is key to the video because the brothers have trepidation about what is about to unfold. Of course, they go for it and the scene is very hot. If you know Bjorn’s work (and I really hope you do!), you’re familiar with how well he choreographs his scenes and the plentiful and big cum shots he incorporates. Good luck making it through this scene without blowing a load of your own! (Director: Kristen Bjorn)
“Billy’s Tale” (Falcon Studios, 1993) This one is a Cinderella story in which you’re totally chill with how the step-siblings treat their put-upon brother. Billy (Chet Roberts) is forced to wait on his muscle-bound step-brothers (Trent Reed, Erik Houston, and Glenn McAllister), who apparently lie around and eat all day (though they have mysteriously fine bodies). When the brothers so chose, Roberts becomes their sexual plaything, but the scene moves past pseudo-incest as Houston goes down on McAllister’s fat dick and eventually eases his ass down on the beast. In the third scene, Jake Andrews shares the brothers, who are not shy about touching one another in front of strangers! (Director: Steven Scarborough)
“Grunts: Brothers in Arms” (Raging Stallion Studios, 2008) In this military fantasy about a “Gay Bomb” that turns straight men into oversexed gay animals is hot as hell, but I would have loved for the brothers in the film (Steve Cruz and Orlando Toro) to act a lot more like brothers! Make no mistake, their scene is hot! They fuck and suck passionately and Cruz is a very vocal bottom. However, it would have been so much hotter if Cruz had thrown in a couple of “fuck me, bro” or something to take the scene up a notch! The filmmakers get extra points for making sure Toro and Cruz look like twin brothers! (Directors: Chris Ward and Ben Leon)
“Joe Gage Sex Files 11: Doctors and Dads #2” (Dragon Media, 2012) Okay, how can you take a list like this without including Joe Gage, who, like LaRue, clearly has a knack for incest. Jake Steel is the father and Tyler Sweet is the son, in this scene that builds in a way that only Gage has mastered. Tyler is at the doctor after he hurts his nuts. His father, the campus coach, comes in to check in on his boy, who is wearing a hospital gown. Steel starts fondling his son slowly and the two share a number of intense glances and a few brief exchanges before Sweet is kneeling in front of his father doing what he does best. Steel and Sweet are another pair of strong performers who gloriously maintain the father/son illusion throughout the scene. (Director: Joe Gage)
“Raw” (All Worlds Video, 2004) The yummy Kent Larson is anxious Groom and Kyle Lewis is his sexy brother. You may also remember incredibly chiseled Lewis as the older brother in 2005’s “Little Brother’s Big Secret”. The scene in that film is hotter, but watching Lewis attempt to calm his brother’s nerves by fucking him shortly before he’s supposed to walk down the aisle is something to behold. Add to that, the bride’s hot brother (Jonathan West) joins in on the action halfway through the scene. (Director: Doug Jeffries)
“Fratrimony” (All Worlds Video, 1990) Jerry Douglas incorporated incest into many of his films, but none more so as this video featuring Tim Lowe and Butch Taylor as brothers who have the house to themselves for the weekend and begin to explore their sexuality in unexpected ways. The video is somewhat unique because it only features Lowe and Taylor. There are a few problems though. Taylor seems way too old to play a guy who’s fresh out of college and Lowe makes a shit-ton of weird faces when he cums and when he’s getting fucked. Still, the scenario is still hot and I usually don’t make it past the intial scene, which finds Lowe and Taylor jacking off together in bed. The two eventually jack each other off to completion. (Director: Jerry Douglas)
Just look at the gaze of pure lust Taylor gives Lowe. Douglas knew how to direct his actors.
I hope you enjoyed this new list of incest-themed videos! Sorry, I don’t have links to the movies! These are all from my private collection. The following is the link to the previous post:
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It's still not working. That's really weird. Maybe it's just me. Aside from Marvel and Game of Thrones could you please tell me what fandoms you write for?
Heck I’m sorry :((( I’ll copy and paste the entire thing here
(The list is underneath the keep reading section)
Marvel
Captain America/Steve Rogers
Iron Man/Tony Stark
The Hulk/Bruce Banner
Thor
The Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff
Hawkeye/Clint Barton
Loki
Maria Hill (It depends on the request)
The Winter Soldier/Bucky Barnes
The Falcon/Sam Wilson (Depends on the request)
Deadpool/Wade Wilson
Star Lord/Peter Quill
Quicksilver/Pietro Maximoff
Scarlet Witch/Wanda Maximoff
Vision (Depends on the request)
Spiderman/Peter Parker
Wolverine/ James ‘Logan’ Howlett
Blink
Daredevil/Matt Murdock
The Punisher/ Frank Castle
Jessica Jones
Iron Fist/ Danny Rand
Black Panther/ T’Challa
(Pretty much the ENTIRE MCU)
Game of Thrones
Jon Snow
Robb Stark
Ramsay Bolton/Snow
Margaery Tyrell
Daenerys Targaryen
The Hound/ Sandor Clegane
Yara Greyjoy
Theon Greyjoy
Supernatural
Dean Winchester
Sam Winchester
Castiel
Charlie Bradbury
Lucifer
Michael
Gabriel
Crowley (Depends on request)
Balthazar (Depends on request)
Vikings
Ragnar
Rollo
Floki
Lagertha
Torvi
Bjorn
Ubbe
Hvitserk
Sigurd
Ivar
The Walking Dead
Daryl Dixon
Rick Grimes
Maggie Green
Glenn Rhee
Shane Walsh (Depends on request)
Negan
Being Human (UK Version)
John Mitchell
Annie Sawyer
George Sands
Hal Yorke
Tom McNair
Alex Millar
Until Dawn
Josh Washington
The Witcher
Geralt of Rivia
Yennefer of Vengerberg
Ciri
Dandelion
Triss Merigold
Kiera Metz
Olgierd von Everc
Preacher
Jesse Custer
Cassidy
Tulip O’Hare
Detroit: Become Human
Connor
RK900
Markus
Kara
Elijah Kamski
Chloe
Ralph
North
Luther
Gavin Reed
Overwatch
Reaper
Soldier 76
Brigitte
Mercy
Ashe
McCree
Junkrat
Sombra
Widowmaker
Lord of the Rings / The Hobbit
Legolas
Thranduil
Fili
Kili
Thorin Oakenshield
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