"You're being shagged by a rare parrot!"
In Treasure Island, parrot Captain Flint is described as green, so now I can't unsee her as a kakapo - my most favourite very large and flightless parrot from half way around the world 💚 She gets to annoy Black Sails' Silver (older version) because he never did get a parrot by the time the show ended.
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Black Sails 1.01 "I."
Barry 2.05 "ronny/lily"
Better Call Saul 6.03 "Rock and Hard Place"
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PJO Fancast (5/?) → Kristofer Hivju as Hephaestus
Under the nearest hydraulic lift, which was holding a '98 Toyota Corolla, a pair of legs stuck out—the lower half of a huge man in grubby gray pants and shoes even bigger than Tyson's. One leg was in a metal brace. I guess he'd cleaned up when I saw him on Olympus, or used magic to make his form seem a little less hideous. Here in his own workshop, he apparently didn't' care how he looked. He wore a jumpsuit smeared with oil and grime. Hephaestus, was embroidered over the chest pocket. His leg creaked and clicked in its metal brace as he stood, and his left shoulder was lower than his right, so he seemed to be leaning even when he was standing up straight. His head was misshapen and bulging. He wore a permanent scowl. His beard smoked and hissed. Every once in awhile a small wildfire would erupt in his whiskers then die out.
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Billy Bones set up this twin crucifix of two BBQ-ed men to show James Flint he's not a little boy anymore, but wow that's a LOT.
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Edward Teach Masterlist
- Married to Edward Teach - What it’s like being married to Edward Teach.
- Falling in Love with Edward Teach - Falling in love with Edward Teach.
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People keep saying things like "Izzy's from black sails" and whatever and like,,,, no the fuck he isn't lol??? Izzy still functions within the romcom world rules of ofmd I'm 100% sure if you actually dropped Izzy into black sails he'd try to do his extremely lame bullshit attempt at intimation and then immediately get his ass kicked. Izzy can only swordfight well when its for comedic effect and oh boy is that show not a fucking comedy
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watching season 4 episode 3 of black sails to watching the our flag means death teaser has to be one of the most insane ass experience i had in my life 😭
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