#blame it on the clock

[spicycinnabun]

Oooh some 🤖 beep boop or 🧁 bakery would be amazing!

(@ambernotember)

beep boop! 🤖💙

“I’m sorry your g-girlfriend couldn’t make it,” EB said. He was sitting in the booth beside Tommy, close enough that their arms were brushing.

(Sal had actually been in that spot until EB had stared him down, LED flaring red, forcing him to move without uttering a word, much to Sal's amusement. “He's got a meaner stink eye than my sisters.”)

Tommy tried not to cringe. Girlfriend. Sometimes, it felt like he’d never left high school. He sighed, long and slow. “It’s fine.”

He should have denied it. His lie was starting to spin out of control, but he was all too aware of Sal and Bailey across from them.

EB’s LED turned yellow, his expression softening. He squeezed Tommy's shoulder. His hand was warm, lifelike. He could crush Tommy's arm in one snap, but he'd never been anything but gentle. “I'm sure she'll come next time,” he said. “She—she seems very special to you.”

Tommy’s throat constricted. Fuck, he hated this. He must’ve sounded disappointed instead of dead exhausted.

Anderson returned to the table with their drinks, and EB let go of him. Tommy wished he hadn't.

“Can androids get drunk?” Bailey asked as Anderson passed EB a blue beer.

It just looked like carbonated Thirium, but there must've been something special in it, too, because EB seemed very curious.

“Not in that exact sense,” EB answered, inspecting the bottle, “but this will alter how my central processing unit functions if I consume enough.”

“In a fun way, right?” Anderson asked.

EB smiled. “Based on the data I've examined and the visual evidence here, yes, I-I believe so.”

Tommy looked around. The other androids in the bar did seem to be having a good time. A few of them were even doing karaoke. A BL100 and a woman were kissing affectionately on a pair of barstools, which EB also seemed fascinated by, before he bashfully tore his gaze away.

EB tilted the bottle for a sip, analyzing the blue beer on his tongue. After a moment of silence, he let out a delighted chirrup. He licked his lips and then emitted another.

Tommy had never heard that from him before.

And clearly, neither had any of the guys, because they hooted with laughter.

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[hustlebonezzz]

A flash of confidence followed by the immediate fear of ruining something dear. On the other hand, the ready reciprocation and the disillusion of a deeper meaning.

Continued

[mxmarsbars]

“I missed.”

sorry for being cringe I just thought it was about time I drew their double life permadeath. ignore anything that doesn’t look right (pearl definitely didn’t use an iron axe) I just wanted to make a finished piece because it’s been a bit :,))

anyways here’s the version without blood if anybody wants it ^_^

[sifarooni]

aort. & some other stuff

2 things. the art above was based off this loop portrait!!

and, about the info card(?) this is TECHNICALLY still a beta design, I'm still.. sorta sitting on the design, partly because I'm still unsure if I like the outfit? It makes me think of Isabeau.

....while on the topic of isabeau, I should try drawing the rest of the party members sometime, huh?

[clairedaring]

LEON ZECH as BUA

GELBOYS สถานะกั๊กใจ — 2025, dir. Boss Kuno & Junior Naron

[pinkyqily]

Gonna start this off by saying if your going to start hating on the girls or switching up then moveee because we know what they can do and just because they lost ONCE emphasize on that once to ucla this season.

Where do I start the whole 4th quarter was not it and to me it came down to the coaching and also being strategic. Which ucla was props to them.

Lindsey should've at least sub juju off and put in someone else in my opinion k9 idk why she can't use players on the bench like bruh, because her shot weren't falling, and we needed someone who could keep up. Never understood why she kept taking out avery and putting her back in like bro she played a huge factor for the team in the 2nd to 3rd.

and it would've given juju a little time to decompose on the bench before going in again, because ucla coach saw that and thought smartly instead of touching her hair how many times.

I never understood why usc kept giving up the ball when they couldn't make a shot like bro keep rebounding like before just because your getting chocked up doesn't mean you can't get back up, but they proved otherwise.

Two, it really show how heavy the team realizes on juju and kiki and that needs to be worked on asap if they want good results for mm, Lindsey and that whole coaching staff needs to work on some type of rotation and some new plays because some teams are going to catch up and start seeing the slip up from Usc.

Shooting time for everyone because why did Ken totally air ball her 3??? And those missed shots from basically the whole starters 😭 that made me annoyed ngl

I missed some other points but this what my head could gather from that 4th quarter

Anyways giving huge flowers to malia she really stepped up for defense the whole time she played kept ucla on there toes, thanks for listening to my commentary and it stil Big usc.

[mollysunder]

In a season where Ekko berated Jayce, and Jayce berated Mel, the one councilman to escape any critique and consequence was Heimerdinger of all people.

The same Heimerdinger that told Viktor his mending unnatural death caused by the pollution Piltover created during his 200 year stint as Chief of Piltover's council was natural and that nothing could be done, was practically vindicated by the plot. He was never admonished by the Firelights or the Zaunite refugees that stayed with them. No Zaunite ever had a problem with Heimerdinger ever, including Jinx, who has a new voice line where she's super friendly with him.

Even Heimerdinger's "death" isn't a real consequence because Yordles don't die when they're killed, they just respawn in Bandle City!

[nico-the-overlord]

my teacher gave us an assignment. 30 minutes long of a video that is so clearly just an ai voice. like an ai slop video. gotta review it. gotta watch it. . for an assignment.

[numberonetribble]

I have a 3 day weekend coming up next week you know what that means:

[moonshynecybin]

did you see pecco backtracked

on one hand seeing him fall down the valentino rossi spiral of delusions in a distinctly ungraceful way was a little funny

on the other hand I'm glad because people online are truly fucking horrendous and seeing all that hate for the both of them made me feel kind of :/ :(

yeah good for him! he doesn’t seem the type to double down on an excuse or delusion (like vale WILLLL lmao) but that being said i still think the next time a marquez gets near him on track he’s gonna bust out in reflexive rage hives

[hyliadestine]

my morning thoughts are being consumed by gale , the rizzard of yapperdeep and him alone this morning.

[tsutsumi-kurose]

ooohhhh….what if tsukasa didn’t want amane to succeed in fixing the clock bc he knew what would happen to amane if he changed the past? or maybe he’s always wanted to destroy the clock bc it already took a piece of amane? how very tsukasa if he gets to dissect things and smash order to pieces, AND protect amane at the same time!!

[thefastestclockintheuniverse]

Look we're meeting the ancestors, I think it's the perfect time to post some cosplay, don't you think?

[indiestsnake]

you come to my house. we do normal friend things. at some point you walk into my room but make the mistake of looking at my alarm clock. it is so many hours ahead of the real time of day that it fast-forwards your existence and you turn to dust on the spot

[spookythesillyfella]

LaLa : *gives Sketchbook like 2 gallons of blood* Here, take this and don't ask where I got it from :]

"Sketch, is this an appropriate time to–"

"Yes; it's a great time to start running,"

[xxplastic-cubexx]

I wanna preface this by saying this is absolutely NOT intended to be interpreted as incestual. I have my own au (ish??) I'm thinking of writing where Erik's living in Europe, probably Germany, and stumbles across a distraught teenage Wanda. Pietro god 'napped or something so he rescues and takes them to his apartment. In this particular au of mine, Wanda and Pietro have been homeless & orphaned for a long time, so they're used to sleeping in the same bed for convenience and protection. Especially if you're a young kid, sleeping with your sibling isn't weird. Now that they're teens, Pietro sleeps on top of whatever blanket Wanda is using and covers himself with a spare. And in my vision, I see Erik staying up all night while the twins sleep on his bed, keeping his guard up until he passes out. As thanks they make him breakfast and he's like "Yeah I'm adopting you now. You deserve a guardian that's not each other."

that has got to be the most concerning preface i cant even lie but everything after that does sound sweet .........