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moonshynecybin · 15 days
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did you see pecco backtracked
on one hand seeing him fall down the valentino rossi spiral of delusions in a distinctly ungraceful way was a little funny
on the other hand I'm glad because people online are truly fucking horrendous and seeing all that hate for the both of them made me feel kind of :/ :(
yeah good for him! he doesn’t seem the type to double down on an excuse or delusion (like vale WILLLL lmao) but that being said i still think the next time a marquez gets near him on track he’s gonna bust out in reflexive rage hives
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henneseyhoe · 5 months
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Drake: h-
rappers that hate him: yo mama and yo son white nananabooboo 🫵🏽😛
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lmelodie · 4 months
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The Four Seasons
Aka: Things About Jack and Mother Nature That I Totally Made Up But Drive Me Absolutely CRAZY BATSHIT INSANE. For Mother's Day!
Jack learned how to avalanche surf from her. He saw her surf down a massive rockslide once and went I WANNA DO THAT! SHOW ME NOW!!
The one and only ability that they share in its entirety is Wind Shifting (turning one's form into wind/air fronts). Mother Nature has a lot of variations of this ability, with leaves and petals and clouds and such, while Jack just has the snowy version.
And this is the first ability she ever taught him, out of necessity for fast travel when taking over seasonal duties.
They used to go for casual flights like this, and the whispering winds myth came about from these two talking while flying.
The other very small thing that they share is that Jack can actually hear Evergreens! In the same way that MN can hear all plants/flora, Jack has the same thing but only with evergreens, and very very faintly with mountains. But only if he sits up at a certain altitude where it snows, and only then it's more like a murmur.
Using the wind power thing, Jack has actually broken MN's wind speed record ONCE (1). He got real buck wild during the Blizzard of 1934 in Washington that year and capped out at 231 mph.
But he was such an ANNOYING SORE WINNER about it for actual DECADES that Mother Nature shut him right the hell up and beat THAT record with her own 253 mph winds in Australia and 1996. She still reigns supreme to this day.
Father Time sees a lot of similarities between the two and often regards both their intelligence and ambition as the most obvious to him.
Mother Nature got Jack into music/singing. There's a whole passage about how this came about reserved for the CC finale but it's my favorite thing.
They both cannot STAND the groundhog. He's a magical enigma and buts in with his own weather advice and annoy the both of them to no end.
When Jack was created Mother Nature's temperature regulation went kinda out of whack, so without any winter magic in her system she tends to run warm and is prone to heat flashes and overheats easier than before (Exacerbated by global warming).
She's the one that got him into music/singing when he was still very young, before he could permafrost. He got hooked on it as an art form/hobby from the beginning and I have a little passage about it right here! It's meant to show up somewhere in the CC finale but it's actually my favorite thing.
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She doesn't sing very much at all in public, not for an audience at any rate. It’s mostly reserved as a self-soothing habit she indulges in when alone. But the crowd tonight is amped, and they haven't heard her sing in centuries, in this instance it would be impossible to say no. The soft piano and building orchestrals cue her intro and the collective skins of all who were present ignited with goosebumps. Shivers up spines and a pang in their chests. The heavens open. The instrumental in the background gives way and makes room for her voice. Confidently ringing out to all corners of the tower with a powerful vibrato. But it also carries a sad current of sentimentality that softens the edge just a bit. Lucy and Charlie were just as enthralled as the rest of the public, not even daring to utter a noise during any of this. But Jack standing next to them was frozen in place, haunted looking.  A deep and ancient recognition lighting his eyes, a voice from his “youth” he never truly forgot but hasn't heard in a long time. Too long. Hearing every word as if it was the only noise in the room, forgetting where he actually was for just a moment. An instant, catapulted back in time. Shaking him to his severed core. He went looking for Mother Nature for a reason that has been lost to him for millennia, went searching for her in the meadows she frequents but he found Father Time instead. He was sitting on the ground with his back against a large birch tucked in the tree line, his eyes peacefully closed.  Jack was not afraid about ruining his moment and was going to ask where the council head had gone to but was promptly shushed by Father Time’s staff waving at him. He didn't say anything but put a single finger to his lips and mimed for him to listen. It took him a few attempts at starting a sentence before he finally kept quiet. And when he stopped, and strained, this was the voice he heard. Dulled by some innocuous distance away, but a voice like liquid gold that resonated with something intrinsic in his being that he could not explain. With only the birds and the breeze as her accompaniment.  A voice, a song that he couldn't forget if he tried. He remembers sitting with Father Time and just, listening to her sing. A habit that Mother Nature couldn't ever shake and a guilty pleasure that Father Time had developed. To sit and listen to her when she was harmlessly unaware.  Jack remembers that moment, that single instance of secretly listening to the woman sing, clear as still water. One never really forgets a moment such as that when their mother is the central pillar of their whole world. The awe of the moment crashes into him again in the present, causing his heart to skip a beat when the instruments fade back in. But the scariest thing was how unchanged she sounds. His memory of a time he used to wish long forgotten was still perfectly correct. She sounds incredible.
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sukibenders · 3 months
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CLOCK IT!
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rewritingcanon · 6 months
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lily clocked james so bad with her ‘toerag’ comment he had to go on a whole redemption arc can we talk about that
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triasticalwarlock · 2 months
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I don't know wether to be amused or infuriated. I'm amused because of him being a bear, and the fact his snout looks like a white little beard, I like this little funny form. But I swear to God, if he's going to stay this way even after everything is resolved. I'm going to commit mass murder.
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totalfrybag87 · 3 months
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Canon Sagetrain interaction
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earlgodwin · 2 months
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"Juan..." "One of us must ensure that she is a suitable bride... Or would you prefer the honour?"
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ghostlysage · 2 months
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welcome back to a small post 📍 can’t believe this is my last year of high school coming up! im excited to see where the path takes me ^_^ for now, take some sketches
also featuring @coqui-studios !!
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I know this has been said 1000 times before but man the lamia episode is one of the most blatant examples of Merlin being queer. What possible other explanation could there be for all the men except Merlin to fall under the seductive powers of a beautiful female entity besides Merlin not being into women?? “It’s be ages he’s a warlock!” Yeah a warlock who is gay.
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flowerakatsuka · 26 days
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realized that i've barely drawn jyushi despite him being my second fave sextuplet, correcting that crime immediately.
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magpieandpossum · 6 months
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I have a strong belief that everyone who even comes in contact with Bashir and has any semblance of a gaydar just...knows. Case-in-point:
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+ bonus snark after he makes the adjustments:
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medi-bee · 1 year
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@snailfen’s Ruff&Ruff au is such a blessing <3
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starlit-eudemonia · 3 months
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Thinking abt Leander and if everyone knows he’s from Hightown? Like does everyone know he was potentially born from wealth? How does that translate with the public’s opinion? Does he hide that fact for more reliablility? How would he blend in?
Like imagine- a person from lowtown, references a piece of slang that’s only local, before his arrival 12 odd years ago, and he doesn’t get it/isn’t familiar with it? I know he’d probably play it off phenomenally, but the brief moment of him not knowing….what does he think or do? Or if the people’s accent/vernacular is slightly different, does he code-switch? Does he fake/adopt a dialect that isn’t his own; hide pronunciations or colloquialisms from his Hightown upbringing? Or does he own it and simply say he’s seen the error of his ways and that they are unjust?
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dovalore · 1 year
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carbuncles spawned from incorrect geometries
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alicentwhore · 3 months
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Rhaenyra: oh my god I can’t believe someone killed Helaena’s young son. And on my behalf?!? What kind of monster would order this?
Daemon in his seat:
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