#blance

[rennebright]

天雨アコ by blance💙ブランす [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

[fluttytheflutt]

Can YOU spell Multi Level Marketing?

[maako]

コーヒーはいつもインスタントで済ませているわたし。 たまにちゃんとドリップしたコーヒーを飲むと「おいしいな〜、わたしもやろう」と思うのだが、結局やらないで終わる。 こういうところで自分のずぼらさや雑な性格が出てくるなあと思いつつも、妙にこまかくこだわるところもある(こう見えてあるんですよ)。 人間ってめんどうないきものですなあ。 いや待て、そう言い切るのは短絡的じゃないか。 それで実はバランスが取れているのかも。 バランスってだいじだよ。 バランスって、極と極、つまりキワキワのキワまでいくと、ちょうどいい真ん中を忘れてしまう気がする。 だけど、キワキワのキワを知っているからこそ真ん中を知ることもできるのでは。 コーヒー1杯でいろんな思考がめぐる。 それはそれでけっこうたのしい。 #コーヒー #珈琲 #coffee #taokacoffee #思考 #バランス #生活 #thinking #blance #lifestyle #陰陽 #yinyang https://www.instagram.com/p/ClQBRLZPGWG/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[animentality]

[puipui-official]

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

[fandomaddictwut]

I’ve seen some people complaining about Channing Tatum/his accent in Deadpool & Wolverine, and I just want to set a few things straight.

Channing has been on the docket to play Gambit since 2005, but each and every time, the character was cut from the script, he had a prior contract, or the director kept getting replaced until the project was scrapped 4 years later with the Fox/Disney merger.

He has family in Louisiana and grew up in the bayous (albeit in rural Alabama). This character has meant something to him since CHILDHOOD when it comes to representation in media.

Gambit doesn’t speak SAE (Standard American English). He’s a street urchin from Acadia/New Orleans. He grew up speaking Cajun (a mix of Southern American, Canadian French, and España Spanish grammar applied to a mostly English vocabulary) and Louisiana French (an offshoot of Canadian French from Acadians).

Every person I’ve seen online who ACTUALLY GREW UP around people who speak Cajun, Creole, and/or Louisiana French has said that his accent is SPOT ON, maybe even a little too clear.

All this to say: if you can’t understand Gambit in Deadpool & Wolverine, you’re not supposed to. That’s the bit: unless you’re used to those dialects and accents, you’re shit outta luck trying to parse it out without help. Hell, even Rogue, who grew up in the South, doesn’t know what he’s saying half the time.

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

[ironmaodhan]

rian johnson i am begging you to reconsider the knives out x muppet crossover

[iimr3]

*hitting you with a stick* no benoit blanc movies should not interact. they should not lead up to something. you need to detox from the marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning. they should be completely independent movies (maybe w some cameos/little references for fun) and go on for as long as there are stories rian johnson wants to tell in this universe. i do not want an overarching plot i do not want a team up i dont want a benoit-focused prequel i want some good old fashioned episodic murder mysteries that have nothing to do with each other!!!!!!!!!!! also rian johnson has literally said he's not gonna do a prequel and he wants the movies to all stand on their own

addendum 1: by "marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning" i dont mean that those caused this over-serialization, but i think they are partially responsible for why audiences are expecting it. learn to engage w murder mysteries on the genre's own terms

addendum 2: idc what headcanons you have. i actively encourage you to write fanfic about marta and helen solving crime if you wanna. that is literally what fanfiction is for my guy! if you want to know how phillip and benoit met THAT IS WHY FANFIC EXISTS

[nicostiel]

#they're married okay

[rennebright]

天雨アコ 😳 by blance💙ブランす [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

[krasnyel]

regular ascot-loving-mystery-solving family

[may-darling]

I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

[mixtapetraxx]

Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.

[oldshowbiz]

Mel Blanc: Corpsing

[departmentq]