#bmi-calculator

[inthefadingtwilightt]

me when im jealous of a fucking fictional character’s ed like a dumbass

[prismatoxic]

chilchuck is 3'7" (110cm) and weighs 48 pounds (22kg)

laios is 6'1" (185cm) and weighs 198 pounds (90kg)

do with this information what you will

[nordfjording]

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[troglobite]

fatphobia & hereditary heart disease fears will have me warning my dr that being sleep deprived and inactive lately bc of health stuff will surely have raised my blood pressure

then she takes it and it's fucking 110/70, literally perfect.

[thenixkat]

Thank you for your tags like. truly it's horrible to me how fan artists just insist on drawing laios moderately thin in comparison to the beautiful possibilities out there

That man is a slab. It pains me to see him drawn with visible abs.

There's no reason for him to not put on weight since he's been eating well with Seinshi around.

I would have to imagine that with how on normal expeditions leave adventurers losing weight with every expedition between low-key starving/being malnourished with whatever rations they managed to carry in and keep and the toll of healing magic/resurrection on the body their bodies would probably respond the normal way that frequently starved/underfed bodies would and hold on to every spare calorie available when they are eating properly. Which would make the bulking that adventuerers do b4 they go on an expedition a lil easier.

But that's just my thoughts on it.

Also, there's no excuse for thin post-canon Laios. We know that man's gonna get fat. The epilogue confirms it.

[empressofmankind]

@tiredemomama linked me this height comparison chart generator and boy, it changes everything.

So convenient?

Can we take a moment to appreciate how smoll Crocodile single-handedly makes all these above average toll people seem?

[try-and-try-and-try-again]

The NHS is bizarre

What is going on? I’ve already come to the conclusion that NHS psychiatric care is extremely extremely messed up so I won’t bother writing about that.

My dad had a health scare this week. He collapsed twice at home and my family called an ambulance. They declared it a ‘freak blood pressure event’ and said no A and E but an emergency doctor would come the next morning. (Thankfully he tells me he’s been fine ever since. Also he happens to be due for routine cardiology stuff today so if it’s that it could be ruled out).

Before the emergency doctor came our local GP practice diagnosed him with pre-diabetes and signed him up for a diet coaching app. The app asked for his height and weight and told him he was very obese and to cut out all of his food staples. The emergency doctor checked his vitals including BM and said he definitely wasn’t pre-diabetic, he was perfectly healthy. He also took his weight and despite it being the same as usual said my dad was far from being obese and the app made no sense. What in the lying/scaremongering/over diagnosing/ diet-culture app advertising heck is going on? This system angers and scares me more every day.

Yesterday my dad celebrated his new found normality by eating porridge. Good for him. It’s his favourite but the app banned it.

[mangled-by-disuse]

I have such mixed feelings about the love languages thing specifically, because, like, gary chapman fucking sucks and there's no scientific validity to his work BUT

at the same time, i do think there's some value in recognising and discussing the fact that different people need different expressions of love in different amounts? Especially in relationships.

Like, I have just recently been having a discussion with my partner about how he really doesn't tend to express his affection through gifts, whereas (as someone who is mega-bad at expressing sincere feeling) I do rely heavily on giving gifts and doing things for people as a less scary way to express love. Joe doesn't like giving gifts, because he's scared he'll do it wrong, and is only so-so on receiving them. He prefers to express love through physical contact and saying nice things. I hate having nice things said to me unless I am allowed to immediately rebut them with a joke or sarcastic comment that makes them less scarily close to emotional honesty. too many words of affirmation and i will genuinely just start avoiding you because it is painfully awkward to me.

and none of that means we are fundamentally different categories of people, which is where the 5 Love Languages stuff falls into being absolute bollocks. but I have seen, and done, enough throwing the baby out with the bathwater on that to be a little defensive - I think reasonable applications of the concept are actually really quite valuable. and for me, the taxonomy Chapman suggests (words of affirmation, quality time, gifts, acts of service, physical touch) while not at all exhaustive or thorough, is a useful framework to hang those conversations on. bc, like, no, the way people communicate and receive affection is not universal, and from personal experience, assuming that it is can have really significant problems for a relationship.

...you could argue that this is parallel to BMI in terms of "tools being used in totally not the way they should be used" though, tbf.

I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

[bloghamper]

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[danieyells]

"i'll let the doctor know your concerns nd get back to you"

Cool. Thanks.

I'm like 240lbs or something you're telling me NOW to lose 20 lbs by next month why didn't you tell me A MONTH OR TWO AGO about the weight thing so we could have A PROPER DATE INSTEAD OF YOU TELLING ME LAST MINUTE THAT IT'LL NEED TO BE RESCHEDULED.

I don't wanna lose weight! I don't lose weight easily because i am naturally chubby and also i have a bad back!! My parents were fat!!! Most people in my father's side if the family are fat!!! Idr my grandparents but i bet they were bigger too!!! My brother exercises a lot and does a lot of physical work and doesn't eat the same way or the same things i do!!! And his back and knees and such are healthier than mine!!! So he's much smaller!!!! But i've been chubby for a long time and frankly i like being chubby!!!!

And expecting me to lose 20lbs on short notice is absolutely insane anyway. Why sre you telling me about a goal weight a month out. Fuck off schedule me a hospital. Which is where i thought we were going in the first place

What do you mean he only noticed my BMI now while doing my booking. You've known my weight for a good while

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[jkasonlee]

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[mikamislovingwife]

I’m crying at this I’m not fucking joking.

Me rn

[bigpotato-online]

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[newcalculators007]

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