hey so we put your boyfriend in a tabletop campaign and now he has a martyr complex. yeah he got protective to the point of being self sacrificial due to his lack of self worth. we gave him a found family so he had something to live for but instead he’s just committed to being a human shield to keep them safe even if it kills him. sorry
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Eddie has been a menace all day while you were trying to work from home. He has been poking and prodding you (figuratively and sometimes literally) just to get a rise out of you because the boy is touch and attention STARVED.
You finally get enough work done that you think,
'Fuck it. I can stop here and teach this little shit a lesson.'
Admittedly, you secretly love how much he vies for your attention and to his credit, he did leave you alone for a good few 20 minute intervals.
So you plan to give him what he wants, but not without letting it be known how irritating his shenanigans are.
And when you do, Eddie's just pleased to finally have your attention and touch.
(My edit, please don't repost anywhere else. Reblogs welcome ofc 💖)
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if Zoro asked Luffy 'would you still love me if I was a worm?' Luffy would be vibrating out of his skin with excitement detailing how he would take care of Zoro and build him a special little enclosure and make him little swords out of sticks so he can still achieve his dream of being the world's greatest swordsworm and feed him worm sized portions of meat and booze everyday and carry him around everywhere so they can still do everything together.
he also delightfully rambles about how he could be a worm also and they'd go on worm adventures together and make friends with all sorts of other bugs and how much fun they'd have.
edit: there's fanart for this scenario now! show it lots of love it's absolutely adorable!!!
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hell, garrus, you were always ugly.
slap some face paint on it and no one will even notice.
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