#bps headcanons

[saturnniidae]

Istg all the dragon riders are neurodivergent.

Hiccup is audhd and dyspraxic.

Astrid is autistic and bipolar.

The twins have adhd.

Fishlegs is autistic.

Snotlout has... something, alright.

[fearyandear]

My Headcanons for Societyboy!

I tried giving him features the other boys didn't have, like eyes that are downcast and a hooked nose. I also gave him adult braces because I thought it was a cute mental image to have this angry douchebag arguing over people and getting self-conscious when you stare at his teeth and laugh. He had pretty black hair that he thought was too boring to get your attention again, so he tried bleaching and coloring it himself, ending up with this. He doesn't take care of it, his hair is a mess aah. Also, he's self conscious of Quest because he has a skinny little body and that man is 😳

I have a bit of writing on him that I'm not sure I'll actually get to finish, but my take on our ex is:

He's an egocentric loser we confessed to first at the end of junior year of high school. He accepted because it meant he had bragging rights over his other friends. You stay together through senior year, the excuse of you both being busy trying to get into college truimphed over any actual intimacy taking place (most of your dates were just you watching him play a game in his room or studying).

Finally it was over, you both got accepted into the same college, graduated, and over the summer, you both prepped to move into your dorms (seperate). As the first year went on, you both made separate friend groups. Slowly, he started feeling uneasy. He realized there was a good chance you might leave him with so many new people in your life, and so much time spent apart; to combat this, he kept insisting on you following him to his hang outs, or staying over at his dorm instead.

You didn’t mind him becoming clingy at first; he had always felt very independent from youbin highschool, and he wouldn't care about stuff like cuddling and holding hands together before. This was nice.

But it only got worse as the years trickled by, and he became very demanding. You were slowly becoming an island, unable to hold friendships without upsetting him, relying on him, and being left behind anywahs when he spent his time with his own group. You graduated, and lasted a few months living together before you finally snapped and broke things off.

He was furious. He didn't think he did anything wrong and thought the progression of things was just how relationships were meant to be. He convinced himself that you were only throwing a hissy fit, and you'd come back. When it wasn't happening as immediately as he wanted, he started stalking you online, unable to comprehend how you could live without him.

When you'd post good things about your new life, vitriol overtook him and he started commenting shitty things, making his own posts, insulting you and hating you and still, expecting you to one day wake up and come knocking back.

But you wouldn't.

And it's been over a year already. He's still alone, blocked on all your accounts (though he got new socials to keep looking at you), in the same apartment (despite being offered to move somewhere cheaper because you might come looking for him), and still thinking of you daily. He didn't want to allow himself to feel it, but he's sad.

He misses you so much. He misses sleeping by you, misses hearing you talk about your hobbies, misses your cooking, your voice, your hugs and kisses, all the ways you made him feel special and not like the sad sack of shit he really was. It's time he finally owned up to his mistakes, internalize how he fucked up your life, and actually try to get better at being more thoughtful of you. He still thinks it's you he has to end up with, somehow, in some way.

As he browsed through your social media again, that's how he found the link you surely clicked on. It's somewhere neither you nor him have ever made an account on. That means he's not blocked there! His heart beat fast as he copied it but didn't click it yet; he had to calm down. This had to be like, the universe affirming him, right? Throwing him another chance to see you again. He wanted to make it count. But he was... anxious, too, after so long. He had to wait to buy and take a few edibles before he finally resigned himself to what would come next. He'd win you back. He joined the server.

(Then, enters Societyboy's Route. Not Quest's, this one would be similar but different.)

[anonymous-eggy]

Quest with an artist Mc

bc i cant stop thinking ab himb....

i wrote this very impulsively so. yeah. theres a bit of horny towards the end, but theres also fluffy sweet things

• he learns of you being an artist when you find the time to create bloomic fanart.

• and you got endless showers of praise from him on how good it was (especially if the fanart included Xander)

• he just thinks its so neat. his artistic expression of choice is poetry, so he's not much of an artist when it comes to drawing.

• he can draw some basic flowers, but thats where his talents end.

• no matter your usual art media, buy gold (body safe) paint and paint his scars. kind of like how you paint the cracks of repaired pottery and such? except make it a vulnerable bonding experience.

• he has many scars all around his body from past accidents and gang related violence.

• i feel like he gets really insecure about them sometimes and worries theyll make you think too much about his past

• but seeing you turn them into something golden and beautiful with such ease and affection... gives him a new appreciation for those parts of him.

• he loves it even more when you connect nearby scars like intricate rivers of gold flowing across his body.

• make sure you fill the comfortable silence with lovely soft words of affirmation and kisses every now and then for the best results.

• absolutely call him your golden boy.

• the only issue is that he feels really bad for having to eventually wash them off.

• so take pictures and send them to him for just you two to hold onto ;)

• despite feeling bad about washing them off, he always feels so much better about his scars and body.

• and let him know this is exactly how you see his scars <3

• i feel like during times when you're not able to paint on him because of a late shift or something, he just looks back at the pictures and replays the soft memories for comfort.

• this is more towards the beginning of your relationship with him, when his insecurities about his past bothering you were the worst

• moving on from that, he is the perfect man to reference.

• he would find it so very funny if you ever complained about parts of him that are hard to draw.

• i could imagine just sitting there watching him work out and just... drawing the way his muscles flex and the way his body bends... dear lord those thighs...

• when you first did this, he immediately noticed. he didnt quite have the courage to ask if you were drawing him (after all, forms of art are very personal things)

• but when he sees you're staring at the sketchbook page more than him, he decides to take a break and ask you.

• not because he's getting jealous of the notebook. hes not a jealous person. the curiosity just takes over because the stares mean you're stuck on smthn or you're finished.

• and boy is he beyond flattered. flustered even.

• he's never really... thought much about himself. physically and mentally. so the fact that he's worth being sketched touches his very soul.

• if you're the type of artist who loves gushing over defined shapes and begin to ramble about the shapes that you love about him, his cheeks will be red and he will patiently listen to every word you have to say.

• as weird as it is to listen to someone describe his physical features with such passion, there's something special about the way you talk about it.

• especially if you suddenly realize what you're saying and get flustered.

• he likes feeling like art when its you. he loves the way you map out his body and turn the shapes of him into strokes of graphite poetry.

• .... he wouldnt mind if you drew him suggestively as well... so long as its for your eyes and his eyes only...

• of course there would be teasing about just how much you seem to adore his body, but never in a way that deters you from sketching him more.

• which, knowing Quest, his teasing quickly veers into horny territory. at the very least deep kisses.

• he says he just want to "give you more inspiration" and that "its his job as your muse"

• he definitely develops a fixation on your hands specifically. the way your hands trace his body delicately as if trying to memorize every line of him while making out with him on his lap.

• it absolutely drives him insane.

• the way his large hands encircle your wrist while his fingers press on your palms in bed. or when his fingers tangle with yours. and he can see you looking at it. memorizing every moment of it. of him. of the emotions tied to the image.

• that part he loves the most about your art. the pure emotion of it captured so perfectly

• oh yeah it definitely awakens something in him. especially if he finds you sketching those the next day peacfully at your desk.

• honestly i think you being an artist just changes the way he sees things. in the best of ways.

• he also finds himself massaging your hands absent mindedly while cuddling. and softly kissing them... they work so hard and he wants to take care of them for you.

• he is just so very happy to be your favorite muse.

~sigh. time to make a Blooming Panic section on my masterlist...

[skimpilydressedwithanaxe]

Imade the second guy thanks to this awesome old man picrew, im not keeping him as an oc though, he’s public domain

[vipersiia]

XYX HEADCANONS

i have recently joined the bloomic discord and talked abt xyx, with,,, so many people and here r my headcanons, there are,,, a Lot of them and they are so so so fluffy i promise

OKAY SO FIRST OF ALL - he has such a thing for petnames, and will Melt if u reciprocate

absolute pro at not being able to take what he can dish out, dont fret though, he absolutely builds a tolerance

ironically uses terrible pet-names in public, if you use some on him he Will make it a competition and he Will win ("snookums here wants a refund on this." "yes sorry, mcdreamy here said it didn't look good on me" "oh schmoopy , how you wound me i did not sa that")

xyx is such a people-pleaser, so he Knows what you like and what you don't, he'll keep an eye on your expressions subtly ("hey babe why is there so much snack you really like in our pantry?" "it was on sale!")

he will Spoil you, he's not the type to spend a lot of money on himself but on You?? oh you better watch out

still careful with his money but if you're eyeing that bag, or pair of shoes, or poster, he will buy it for you.

even if you off-handedly comment wanting something, expect it in your arms Soon ("i saw this really cool poster at the mall today?" "oh really? what did it look like doll?" "it was like, of my favourite character holding their love interest" "oh thats very cool" schemes)

will absolutely do the evil villain chair in dark thing with Cat if you come home late ("i've been,, expecting you" "babe its 1 am what are you doing up?")

he knows your favourite drink, exactly how you like it, and it tastes perfect everytime. YOU NEVER TOLD HIM EITHER, he just had you try a buncha things and watched your reactions ("hey love, im trying out a new recipe, wanna try?" "of course!")

dont think about it but seeing him playing with cat, watching the muscles in his arm flex??? him Noticing you noticing and flexing a lil harder, before going all out, Cat meowing indignantly over his bicep???

stop thinking about xyx coming home from work, seeing you and Cat cuddling on the couch?? being so in love that he scored someone as amazing as you?? he is just, so so so, in love with you at the moment?? that he just, comes over, picking u both up and twirlin you around. Cat immediately, outraged bats him the face but he doesn't notice because you're giggling so hard rn

if he's meeting your parents??? ohhh be prepared, he is such a smooth talker and hes Proud. He comes in, nicest most neutral cologne, nice powersuit, a subtle chain necklace with your initial???

he is All smooth talk, keepin an eye out for any cues of like or dislike on topics, always complimenting whoever cooked

when getting to the Interrogation? oh he's Ready ("so what do you do for a living" "oh well i work as a lawyer, it makes me elated to be able to provide for mc like i can" "nice, nice" *visibly impressed*)

the car ride home after??? oh he is Menace, he is all grins, puffin out his chest like a bird ("doll they loOoooveee me" "did you see that? arent you proud love?") you're gonna have to keep saying yes but its okayyy because you're both sickeningly in love with eachother

him being hella cheesy, tellin u one day ("hey doll, i bet i can hold the entire universe in my hands" "what??") and immediately cupping your face??? pulling you into a soft kiss??

you keeping that in ur mind,,, ready to strike back?? sitting on the couch with him laying between them, cheek pressed into your thigh as you both play with Cat? when Cat leaves, leaning down and cupping his face in your hands??? ("you are so gorgeous babe") and he goes Red (mc - 1 / xyx - 4million), his breath Stops.

leaning down to kiss him??? catching him even more off-guard?? absolute knock-out. he tries so hard to play it off ("ill never be as gorgeous as you doll") but being sooo off his game? so caught off guard??

a sunshower happening, cue you, dancing in the rain like a madman??? him coming over and seeing you?? glad u cant see him because he is Positive he looks so sappy rn. eventually meeting his eye?? running up to him and grabbing him by the hand?? leading him into the rain?? he immediately takes over the dance, spinnin and twirlin you around.

pulling you into his arms?? arms resting on your hips as you grab him by the face?? pulling him into a kiss???? laughter breaking out between you two, as he peppers your face in kisses??

doing research on filipino wedding customs, finding out that you traditionally ask the parents for their blessing

ASKING XYX'S PARENTS FOR THEIR BLESSING?? going over to their house for a dinner plan, getting him distracted and asking his parents for their blessing??? planning the wedding with them??? burning the unity candle?? the rice toss?? the money dance???

at the altar, can't even get though the first line of his vows before he cries ( "and i, xyx tak-" *literally sobbing*)

DOING HARANA FOR HIM??? getting all the members of the bloomic server to participate, as you sing his praises? good at singing or not he is so choked up in giggly, hands over face ugly bawling

lighting the unity candle with him is a whole ordeal, neither of you can stay still long enough to keep the flame steady, almost lighting the tablecloth on fire

him holding you as close as you can fit against him?? teary eyed all over again because wow, he cant believe that you really wanted to marry him??

post first dance, as the night wanes, hiding behind the couples table, on the floor, in his arms??? as he feeds u mango sticky rice and vice versa???

sayin sum cheesy shit like ("oops i missed a spot, hold still love") before leaning in for a kiss??? not realizing the photographer AND videograper saw this and got it all in 4k??

the discord prompts that inspired me, thank u i luv u all(real)

[starshapedspider]

i had a whole entire page filled with birdperson and clip studio paint crashed and died and deleted the file. this is the only surviving bp left

[bscik]

HOW DOES JISOO ACT?

1) FIRST SEX

You definitely go crazy when she eats your pussy for the first time like it's her last meal. She gives you many orgasms but has a shyness and gentleness towards you. When she buries herself in your pussy, these disappear and she focuses entirely on enjoying you. She will definitely play with your tits or spank you. Either your juicy glistening pussy or your beautiful ass. You are not allowed to close your legs, she is against it from the very first sex. She fingers you gently and then fucks you with a 7 inch dildo. Then you lick her beautiful pussy and finger her. You and she even do a romantic scissoring position to close. The shyness in her comes out this time and she enjoys seeing your naked body for the first time. She is grateful to you for trusting her and having sex with her. You will do this again later that week. Maybe at the end of the week, maybe tomorrow, who knows? ;))

[voidthesquished]

[ahamkara-apologist]

What's a fact and/or headcanon for Osiris that you wanna share with the class

ough this is something quick and easy i can pass out without needing to draft a wholeass essay on it, i'll bite

Osiris has OCD, that we can extrapolate from canon, but one of the intrusive thoughts he must have suffered from with was not picking up or holding any small animals/children for fear of accidentally crushing or burning them if he lost control. He never would, ofc, but the nature of intrusive thoughts is basically that your brain goes 'hey wouldn't it be fucked up if this thing happens' and then shows it to you in explicit gory detail, so logic hardly matters there. Sagira was one of the few small living beings that he had no problem with grabbing because the fact that she was his soulbonded partner + mechanical in nature meant that him accidentally hurting her was nigh-zero. Even his own paranoia couldn't convince him otherwise

I like to think that as of late, he's begun to work on getting more confident about this with Saint and Misraaks- holding pigeons, letting Eliksni children climb up onto his shoulders, petting cats. But it's something that he's only just now beginning to let go of, and it's not because he's lost his Light- it's because hes learning to trust that when others say they have faith in him, its because they have a legitimate reason for it

[b1anketplask]

🏘 ttte Room and House headcanon for my human au (Mostly Steam Teams) 🏘

in the original show, they usually sleeps together on the tidmouth shed. but this is human au... and I had to be wise about where the humanoids sleeping cuz you know 7 person (except Toby cuz he sleeps at different shed) CAN'T sleeps in ONE room. So I thought about the "roommates" It's odd number but it makes sense. Emily is a only female in the tidmouths and I just can't let her sleeping with other male characters It's not about gender. it just makes me feel weird for some reason..... Um yeah the preface was quite long srry read hc under there! ↓↓

So about the house first, There are 'Share House' instead of 'Sheds'. And every engines sleep in their share houses. But some of them has their own house or manor for the royal or private engines. And Our steam team lives in share house called 'Tidmouth' just like the sheds in the original series. But there's some differences. They share one each bedrooms with their roommates. (except Emily.) The roommates are divided like:

Thomas & Percy

Thomas usually shared his room with Edward, But when Percy came to join, He asked Eddie to share room with Percy. Edward said yes and Thom and Percy share bedroom from then. They have bunk beds in their room, and Percy, who usually pulls a mail truck at dawn and early morning, sleeps bottom so he can move quickly. When Percy finish deliver the mails and falls asleep, Thomas quietly comes down from top and prepares for his work very quietly.

I brought an image similar to Percy and Thomas's room on Pinterest >:)

Edward & Henry

When Thom and Percy started to share room, Edward was thinking about sleeping on couch but Henry asked to share room with him before Eddie clear his mind with that choice. Edward and Henry are both are heavy sleeper (Hen is little heavier than Ed) so they don't wake up so easily. Edward likes to listen to quiet radio music when he sleeps, so Henry understands it and he falls asleep listening to it too. And when Henry can't easily fall asleep because of anxiety, Edward helps Henry fall asleep.

room image on pinterest for reference!

Gordon & James

Haha Yeah them. It was hilarious and very funny to imagine them living in same room. James always taking so many time on ready for work and Gordon always complaints about that. And James and Gordon both has sleep habits James is talking in his sleep and Gordon snores very loud af (Sometimes he hears himself snoring and wakes himself up by sound) And yeah They always fighting about this too XD it could be like:

Gordon: And YOU should stop talking in your sleep while your roommate trying to get some sleep!

James: Oh yeah? I thought I slept with some bulldog or something! I told you engine like ME must have at least 8 hours of sleep!

Yeah lol and Gordon always looks at James with makeup on his dressing table from morning and Can't understand why is he so dramatic about his looks and Maybe in the morning, the sound of these two fighting will be full of kitchen and living room lol

room image on pinterest for reference!

[jebewonmorelike]

Slumber Party With The Girlypops

+Phanbin wc: 300 warnings: swear words, i guess fatphobia (i am a fat person, you can look at my profile pic... i am allowed to make fat jokes bc when fat people make them, they are funny), phanbin being a lovable mean gay but like mean gays are the most iconic so obviously all just for fun and to be silly pls try not to take offense summary: headcanon girlypop sleepover :) ~bp masterlist~ ♡ ~kofi (no pressure at all)~ I just chose a few of our more outspoken lovies for this scenario, but we all know the vast majority of them are invited to the kiki. Lmao.

-Haruto making a perfectly symmetrical charcuterie board that, because its so perfect, no one is allowed to eat

-Phanbin gifting everyone matching silk pajama sets

-Woongki's is like two sizes too big

-"Oh, I'm sorry. I really thought they'd fit."

-Three bitch slaps have been issued so far and it isn't even 9 P.M.

-Seo Won and Woongki hogging the karaoke mic

-Every time someone else attempts to take a turn, a new song comes on and they both freak out

-"Oh, please will you let me do this one, too!? It's my favorite song," Woongki begs excitedly.

-It is quickly established that every song is Woongki's favorite song

-Haruto practicing random girl group choreography compulsively in the corner by himself

-He's not being left out or anything, this is just what he likes to do

-Phanbin sitting in the middle of the room, throwing cheesepuffs into his mouth and yelling at anyone who doesn't hit their respective mark perfectly to restart

-Woongki eventually gets mad and tells him to get up and perform the Antifragile choreography start-to-finish if he thinks he can do it better

-He literally does and he fucking eats

-Woongki and Seo Won look back and forth at each other and sit their asses DOWN

-Seo Won starts a massage train

-He cries when everybody joins in front of him so he has to be the caboose

-They all sit in a circle, face masks applied, and tell ghost stories

-Haruto starts discreetly making scary shadow puppets on the wall

-Phanbin shrieks so loud the next door neighbors knock on the door to see who was murdered

-Eating noodles until comatose

-Jiwoong outside the whole time waiting for his mom to come pick him up because he could not hang

[bp-zb1fics]

which zb1 member would be which Disney prince,, I'm curious 🎤

Not cherrie giving me the best questions to answer 💜💜💜 when it’s literally 6am and my insomnia won’t leave me alone 😭

On principle, I find Disney’s portrayal of the princes as very shallow and gender-norm enforcing (i’m sorry I feel very strongly abt this😅) we are not fans so instead I’d probably go for what Disney princess movie fits the vibe of which member when I assign them to princes. I’m also going to be rewriting that movie as I go, sorry in advance to the purists

Pls note I’ve not great at headcanons and indecisive as hell so here we go ~

Jiwoong: The Beast/Prince Adam

If this man could play a Prince in a drama, this is the kind of content I’d pay for

Just like my hogwarts headcanon, man probably invited the sorceress to dinner and asked to be turned into a beast because everyone just liked his face

And he thought he’d be better off if someone liked his personality

Yes he asks for his servants to be turned into furniture for shit and giggles but not like permanently, maybe they all go back to normal at night

reader wonders why he always insist not that they don’t go to the west wing at night. It’s not just the rose but that’s where he and the servants go to like chill and be their human selves (this is getting a little Cupid and psyche lol)

Hao: Prince Eric (The Little Mermaid)

Just the scene of him playing his violin and mer reader listening from a distance

Sometimes they sing along while Hao is playing and Hao is like woah who dat

They probably met as kids and he gave mer reader his old violin because they were curious

Definitely have it displayed in the center of their collection

Wants to be human to hear Hao play more

Hanbin: Prince Charming (Cinderella)

If this man isn’t Prince Charming, idk who is, do not argue with me

Does not have a shoe fetish

Definitely remembers reader’s face, he just wants to return their shoe bruh

And maybe ask reader out idk, not marry them right away

Just imagine dancing with Hanbin to “So this is love” and tell me u aren’t soft

Matthew: Aladdin

For the record, the genie in that lamp would probably be Keita bc he’s been training for 10,000 years (jk)

Watch me cast the whole KTL team (except Hao idk unless we want crossover)

There’s Matthew and there’s Seok Woohyun, don’t tell me he doesn’t think those are two diff people

Just…Matthew singing a Whole New World is a song cover I didn’t think I needed until now pls and thanks

Taerae: Snow White’s Prince

For all the OG Disney fans, you know that one scene where Snow White’s singing by the well and the Prince fucking jump scares her by singing back

Yes that’s Taerae, man will take the opportunity and he has a guitar

yes he will bring the guitar

Once again watch me cast all the Wake One trainees (K+ G) and Junhyeon as the seven dwarves friends who help reader out

Ricky: Prince Naveen (Princess and the Frog)

I’m sorry my eternal headcanon is spoiled Prince Ricky and reader who puts him in his place

Would probably be a bit more sus of this voodoo man turning him into a frog

It’s probably not even a villain, it’s one of the Yuehuaz who happens to know voodoo being like oh you know what would be rlly fucking funny

He gets his whole character development arc and becomes a better young and rich, tall and handsome Prince that’s totally down bad for reader

Gyuvin: Flynn Rider (Rapunzel’s Tangled)

This man steals hearts everywhere he goes (I mean he won every challenge yo)

A lot goofy like they told him during the sleepover, he’s lucky he’s got a nice face

I haven’t got that much for this one

But energy is the same

Gunwook: Captain Shang (Mulan)

He is a leader (class pres/vice pres every year anyone?)

Dude literally takes forever to realize that reader isn’t supposed to be there (literally the en garde hidden cam)

Casting the three other Jellyfish trainees as the soldiers yo

He’s slay “Be a Man” even if I dislike the title of that song, it’s hella catchy

Yujin: Prince Philip (Sleeping Beauty)

He’s a baby YALL pls

Shy, literally just watching reader do their thing in the forest like how this boi literally watched taerae the whole signal song filming (pls see zb1’s bp commentary for red)

He’s not slaying dragons just yet but he be slaying my heart with Noona saranghaeyo

Gives reader an innocent lil peck and they wake up

Maybe it isn’t true loves kiss just yet, more like boy with pure intentions bc literally that’s equally hard to find

Ok thanks for coming to my TED talk and thanks cherrie for this very lovely question. Y’all need to keep asking me more stuff like that very much please and thanks in advance 💜💜💜

[shinehyuk]

Can you do a yandere blackpink reaction to you calling them crazy/sick in the head? I also really love your work 🤗💗

BlackPink reaction to S/O calling them insane

| Genre : yandere

tw/cw : unhealthy obsession, toxic relationships, abuse, heavy themes, murder, insanity, do not read if uncomfortable/sensitive with such themes!

Jisoo :

· She'll silently cock a brow, glaring at you with a disappointed look on her face

· She cares for you so much - every single thing that she does comes purely out of her love for you, and this is what she gets back? The love of her life calling her insane?

· She can't let that get past, can she, now? You have to get a lesson so you know how to bite your tongue the next time you think of saying something other than a confession of love to her

· "Sigh– You really should've thought twice before saying that, love"

Jennie :

· She'll feel hurt and betrayed — how can the one and only love of her life be calling her insane?

· She tries really hard for you, she truly does; sometimes she even stays up all night to dispose of those who have wronged you in any way or get in the way of your love. She thought everything was going so well, so why do you have to hurt her with your words?

· She'll just stare at you in disbelief while her vision goes blurry as she tries her best not to break down in front of you

· "..Go to your room. Now! Think about what you said and come to me when you'll be ready to apologize."

Rosé :

· She'll be frozen in shock, her mouth hanging open as she frowns her brows at you

· "I-I must've heard that wrong, right, my love..? Darling, pease tell me I heard that wrong"

· Once she confirms that you have, in fact, called her sick in the head, she'll almost instantly break down, hugging you tightly and hiding her head in your shoulder as she cries

· Is her love for you really that insane in your eyes? Do you only see her as a crazy psychopath, even after everything that she's done for you?

· "No, no, no. Y-You're wrong, dear. You don't know what you're saying, right? Of course you don't. I-It's okay, I'll forgive you"

Lisa :

· She'll cock an eyebrow, smirking at you. How cute and silly you are, stating the obvious – has it not been clear from the start?

· Her love for you was never an ordinary one, far from it; she has always been very open about being obsessed with you, even before cutting your entire access to the outside world. You're the only one to blame for not noticing it sooner and escaping before it was too late

· "Oh, you're just too cute and naive, darling – maybe if you noticed that sooner, everyone I killed for you would still be alive, don't you think?"

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[oyasuminto]

OK IF YOU DONT WRITE FOR BLOOMING PANIC ANYMORE IGNORE THIS

BUT (REALISTICALLY SPEAKING) HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THE BLOOMIC LI'S + ONIONTHIEF'S COCKS ARE

I AM SEE 👁️👁️

nightowl: I think nightowl would be pretty average, around 5.5 inches and on the slender side.

Quest: This man has a fat cock and you cannot convince me otherwise. Around 7-7.5 inches and thick.

NakedToaster: I'm going to say... around 6.2 inches. Bigger than average but not huge. Slender, like nightowl's.

onionthief: His cock is the smallest of the group, at around 5 inches long, but it's impressively girthy.

xyx: He was not lying about having a huge cock. Around 7.2 inches long and decently thick.

[vipersiia]

characters? quest, xyx, nakedtoaster, nightowl, and onionthief

recently talked about onionthief and romantic literature quotes,, and started having,..,., mm thoughts. quotes can be from your view or theirs, up to perspective. 

all quotes taken from various works of literature, and some are translated from other languages <3

quest ; 

i could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; i would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. i would know him in death, at the end of the world - the song of achilles, madeline miller

if a million loved you, i am one of them, and if one loved you, it was me, if no one loved you then know that i am dead - letters to milena, franz kafka

xyx ; 

if, however, your feelings have changed, i will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and i love...i love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on - pride and prejudice, jane austen

i love you in this way because i do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no i or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when i fall asleep your eyes close - cien sonetos de amor(100 love sonnets), pablo neruda

toasty ; 

and sometimes i have kept my feelings to myself, because i could find no language to describe them in - sense and sensibility, jane austen

i love you without question, without calculation, without reason good or bad, faithfully, with all my heart and soul, and every faculty - juliette drouet's love-letters to victor hugo,  juliette drouet

owl ;

if someday the moon calls you by your name don’t be surprised, because every night i tell her about you - shahrazad al-khalij

i love you. today. tonight. tomorrow. forever. if i were to live a thousand years, i would belong to you for all of them. if I were to live a thousand lives, i would want to make you mine in each one - the retribution of mara dyer, michelle hodkin

onion ;

i can listen no longer in silence. i must speak to you by such means as are within my reach. you pierce my soul. i am half agony, half hope... i have loved none but you - persuasion, jane austen 

and I know that i want the impossible, and that you’re above the claim of imagination, above possession and above destiny - impulse, nizar qabbani

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nobody:

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