#breaddoe

[simplysmooshy]

Well so I did story time on Twitter!

@theesmooshy

[yanderethorne]

look. ive seen like 2 episodes of taskmaster. i know they're doing silly shit in there. i know about whatever is going on between alex and greg. and yet ive never been so speechless about an out of context task. context could not even help it. i think telling me what the actual task was would make it work.

hey are you good after seeing mat do that.

oh yes. the rituals are indeed intricate w/ greg and alex. the nicknames.. honeypie, baby boy etc etc... they are insane.

genuinely this is my first series of taskmaster but i knew the show's format bc my sister was a fan for a while but well. nothing could have prepped me for this.

it seems i have joined at the freakiest time (and fans' favourite season?)

ok now we get to the good juice 🧃 ... TASK REVEAL TIME.

basically contestants had to choose between the word most vs least. 4/5 picked the word 'most' and i bet you can figure out the outlier here...

that's right, mathew baynton picked the word 'least'.

they then opened the task and contestants who picked 'most' had to eat a yoghurt with the MOST dignity.

so um.... well...

since mathew picked 'least' he had to eat a yoghurt with the 'LEAST' dignity.

most extreme eating wins.

and boy did he take it to the extreme. clearly.

i was just expecting him to smear it all around his face like a toddler and be disgusting with it and shit.

NOT BRAND HIMSELF 'TWIT' IN RED LIPSTICK WITH HEARTS AROUND THE NIPS AND BELLY BUTTON, CRAWL ON ALL FOURS BOXERS-ONLY, LICK THE YOGHURT OFF ALEX'S SHOES AND CALL HIM 'DADDY' AND CRY&&BEG FOR FORGIVENESS.

like that is a sentence. and a thing that happened. on national television mind u. totally normal :)))

and yeah i am :))) normal about it :))) and fine :)) what gives u the idea i'm anything besides that?? :))))))))))))))))) ❤

SPOILER:

anyway that little shit got the full five points for that but like. he deserved it after that humiliation ritual. he put his whole bayntussy into that. literally.

don't come for me tumblr i'm very niceys. this is just a cutsie little british tv show. so quaint. so wholesome.

[thebreadmeower]

Breaddo jumpscare! (Ft. Annihilation and Iris 💚💜

@hunniegl4zed @hevexns-realm here ya go! :D ✨

[oneshotdepresso]

music ask 5 and 23 !! :]

5: A song that needs to be played LOUD

Bomb Tech 49 - DJ Love

**aggressively dances budots**

23: A song that you think everybody should listen to

Underground - f5ve

more ppl should listen to f5ve 🙌🙌🙌

[breaddo]

i'd like to hear about 'god fucking damnit'!

THANK YOU this means i get to go off about the most insanely niche crossover i've ever written towards (polizeiruf 110 AKA boomer crime show meets 4 gegen Z AKA weird kids show) since sticking italian singers into x-files. I have no clue whether you're in the shitty german media circle so I'll try to balance this between knowing and not knowing

the WIP is a rewrite of polizeiruf 110: abgrund where jonathan levi (useless mentor of a gaggle of kids played by lucas gregorowicz), after a better ending of 4gZ where he lives, had gone on to live life as adam raczek (pathetic cringefail sadcop also played by lucas gregorowicz). during the investigation in abgrund, he and vincent meet mateusz, who is actually matreus, adam's cousinbrotherbestie, former rival and previous silly villain henchman who he believed was dead the whole time but instead went on to live a normal life. i like thinking about adam having the worst time trying to live a normal life and instead getting a divorce and substance abuse issue meanwhile matreus finally gets to build a little life that hes happy in. because i'm really normal about andreas pietschmann's poor little meow meow henchman and i think he deserves the best and i think he should get to hang out on a giant fucking crane because it's COOL.

the title is coming from the fact that i even started writing a p110/4gz crossover fic in the first place because. god fucking damnit

snippet:

There was movement in the doorway, first an arm lit up by Adam's flashlight, with an open raised hand. Then they stepped further out, the light revealed their face, and Adam's blood froze.

It was the eyes. He would know those eyes anywhere. Adam was surprised to have recognized him so quickly: He was looking at a man he hadn't seen age in centuries. Now he had a full beard, longer than his own, a gray stripe of hair towards the chin.

[candy-loverockr]

Got tagged my @breaddo ily thank you

Rules: shuffle your repeat playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people.

1. Bad habits by Ed Sheeran

2. Be an astronaut by Declan McKenna

3. Mastermind by Taylor Swift

4. Comics by Caravan Palace

5. Demoni by Joker Out

6. Portrait of a blank slate by Lovejoy

7. Gladiator by Jann

8. Paper planes by Bunt.

9. Tous Les mêmes by Stromae

10. Daylight by David Kushner

I am tagging @sweetiepootato @eurojolie @lou-who-writes @technicallycleverdetective uwu (not ten people, that's too much lol)

[sanremozine]

L'attesa è finita. Il festival sta per iniziare e la zine è pronta per celebrarlo! Per visualizzarla o scaricarla in formato PDF andate pure > qui < <3 La zine contiene materiale NSFW (not safe for work). Ringraziamo ancora una volta i partecipanti che hanno contribuito con le loro splendide illustrazioni e fic <3

@breaddo

@momodili23

@just-one-more-fandom

@affogonellamarmellata

@mossmx

[rino-gaetano]

Me and @breaddo have had this pinned on discord since LAST Sanremo for good luck and it did NOTHING.

[bunny-banana]

thought are being thunk feat. @breaddo

[hevexns-realm]

Actually, imagine a scenario where Nazo got heavily injured, to the point he can't use his regeneration power for a while, and he needs to be taken care of.

(That's a little comfort thing for me, heh-)

You got it breaddo!

(Btw, this isn’t officially cannon in my AU, just here to comfort my friend with softness and little giggles!)

After the fight with Iris’ dad, all three of them were pretty badly injured, Nazo getting the worst of it. He wasn’t dead, but a lot of broken ribs and deep scars from the king’s lightning bolts, not to mention his chest piece being overcharged with electricity.

They all needed to be put under care by the divine priestess of mephiles (one of his favorites); they all were cared for the best of the ability.

Seelkadoom recovered quickest, as he didn’t get struck by lightning. Let’s just say that the staff was amped up by a lot when he found out how badly Iris and Nazo got hurt. That way everything was in order when they got home.

While staff did chores, seelka stayed in the hospital to keep an eye on the others. Nazo was practically in a coma, going in and out of consciousness for several days at a time, while Iris was in physical therapy for her injuries.

When Nazo finally got under Eggman’s care, he was given a new chest-piece. It’s basically the same thing as his old piece, just built with more advanced technology and given more electricity immunity. This in turn made his recovery easier and faster.

Once Iris finished her physical examinations, she and seelkadoom had visited nazo a lot. It usually consisted of cuddling, tears, and a lot of anxiety on all sides. It was goin to take nazo months to recover, but at least her dad won’t be bothering them anymore.

Once Nazo got home, a small celebration was held for their victory against a literal god, and it was honestly the most hard-earned victory, but yet the most satisfying one. Lots of ambrosia and wine was drank that night, and everyone got a helluva good sleep.

For months there was nothing but hanging around in bed cuddling and kissing, rambling, bringing up old memories, and a lot of therapy between the three of them! It honestly helped them bond more as a throuple!

But it didn’t come without nightmares and trauma. Iris and Nazo have nightmares of death often, whether it’s of Nazo getting electrocuted to death, or Iris having to watch her loved ones dying, begging for her to help them. Seelka has nightmares about the times Nazo fades in and out of consciousness, how one time he called out to seelka and Iris before he passed out again. This was the wake up call that the nurses needed to get Nazo to Eggman, because there was no medical reason for him to be doing this.

It took everyone a couple of months of constant cuddles and rest to fully recover, but now it’s time to slowly get their strength back. So they all decide to train together! After all, they’re supposed to be strong villains!

They all partook in different kinds of battle practice. Iris was particularly dance fighting, full of agility, elegance, and pinpoint hitting. Seelka was more based on his chaos abilities and stamina, while Nazo was a mix of everything. Seelka’s the most rigorous of the three, while Iris’ takes the longest to finish. Especially since dance fighting tends to need at least one partner to use against.

But sadly, none of them are safe from the shenanigans that soon followed this decision.

Nazo and seelka are naturally competitive, so they always challenge each other to see who can do their routines faster, who can climb up the rock wall fastest, who can lift more, etc.

This is only amplified by Iris cheering them both on with her flirts, stroking their egos even worse than usual!

And she’s not much better than them either, because she’s currently the fastest record holder for fastest wall-climber out of the three of them!

Then of course the flirty and sassy shenanigans when one of the boys offer to help her out with dance fighting. That’s in a whole other league of its own! 👀 0v<

Moots:

@hunniegl4zed @thebreadmeower

[hunniegl4zed]

As a follow up to my little battle post, breaddo said that it’d probably turn into a battle of flirting. I wouldn’t be surprised if that was the case, but poor Nazo wouldn’t be able to handle it well or keep up with the constant compliments and flirting. Insults and innapropriate jokes he can deal with, but this? He would have to take a minute to get her strategy of dodging, flirting, and pin-point hitting. He realized that this is a movement strategy that represents the 1930’s-40’s femme fatale style. Distant, flirty, yet direct. So now all he needs to do is get her caught off guard, pull a fast one, and at least get her trapped in something.

It doesn’t help that there’s a mutual agreement between them that the other is hella gorgeous to the other, and one wants to dominate the other. In battle or otherwise! 👀👀

DINNER IS SERVED 😫🙏🙏🙏 Nazo and Iris are giving me so much "King and Queen" vines, it's insane in the best kind of ways 👑👑❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 Them battling would be a sight to behold, I swear 👀👀✨️✨️ Also, would Seelk join them at some point? 😏

GIRUROFFJ I'M TOO DANM INVESTED INTO THEM 😭💕💕💕

[the-evil-pizza]

@breaddo : )

[tama-gucci]

Thank you @egirlgarak for the tag — 6 pictures from my camera roll that aren’t selfies 😚

No pressure tag: @gasstationpopcorn @i-m-not-o-fucking-kay @gothcrafts @breaddo

[weidli]

rules: tagger gives a word, then for each letter of that word you share an excerpt from your WIPs that starts with that letter.

the word is: HAND

danke fürs taggen @kathastrophen 💜

H: (the one where bond and q get abducted; the only thing the abductors know about q is that he and bond are fucking, but they have plans for mi6's best killer)

He can’t remember what alias James used at the restaurant. He can’t fucking remember. There’s a hole in his head and his lover motionless on the floor. He crawls over, touches James’s face. His skin cold. It’s awkward with the chains dangling from his wrists, but he manages to check James’s pulse. A little fast. He leaves his hand resting there and glances up. Suit and all the guards are watching them, barely seeming to breathe. “What did you do,” Q asks again. If he’s lucky, they’ll think him stupid enough that they’ll actually answer. Apparently he’s not lucky today. Suit just stares. The look of a man waiting for a bomb to go off.

A: (the one where claudia, nearly a year into living at rue royale, brings home a mastiff puppy and surprisingly this fixes a lot of things - eventually)

"Are you sure?" Louis asks, quiet. One of the girls who worked for him in Storyville had a scar on her ankle. Perfect ring of teeth. When she heard a dog bark, she didn't run or scream or anything. Just went quiet. He isn't sure how to ask; settles on: "Did something happen?" "No, the hunt went well," Lestat says, misunderstanding him purposefully. Louis frowns at him, and Lestat relents, says, "I have no issue with dogs, they are perfectly fine creatures." "So we let her keep it?" "If you like," Lestat says.  "All right, then," says Louis. "All right," Lestat repeats, not quite mockingly. Whirls around and heads for the back door, shucking his suit jacket and vest as he goes.

N: (from a later bit of i've laid myself beside the bones)

Now James does turn to him. His eyes pale and fathomless. He says, "I'm not angry. It's done, Q. It's over." "Is it?" James says, "Yes. Chop the onion." Q looks down. His hands are cold. So is the knife.

D: could NOT find anything that even vaguely makes sense as a place to start an excerpt :( ah well

mm how about @frubeto @breaddo @edge-of-green and @riot-in-bloom (if you haven't been tagged already and feel like it that is!). your word is WAFT

[keep-calm-and-watch-spatort]

"10 people I'd like to get to know better game"

I was tagged by @betweentimes , thank you!

Last song: Only Better by Mesh

Favourite colour: blue

Last book: Hund Wolf Schakal - Behzad Karin Khani

Last movie: Gotteskinder

Last tv show: The Night Agent (season 1)

Sweet/savory/spicy: all of them, it really depends on my mood

Last thing i googled: the film schedule of my favourite cinema

Looking forward to: the next (already planned) meeting with my friends who live too far away for my liking <3

Current obsession: hmm, mostly Tatort Saarbrücken at the moment

I'm tagging @juliaandthephantoms @zwergenmaedchen @black-cat-aoife @thisfeebleheart @breaddo @egirlgarak @chaos-whatever @fuer-diesen-sommer @noctuabunda @dadthinksdoctorwhoisacrimeseries (only if you want to of course <3)

[tinypi]

blorbo poll

tagged by @foxesonstilts

Rules: Make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite.

I am eternally unknowable even to mine own self so i did have to ask for suggestions for my blorbos but here they are!

tagging: @papercutdoctor (double tag so it sticks), @egirlgarak, @breaddo, @timonger, @chaos-whatever and @fuer-diesen-sommer (who must not be separated)