#britains got talent

[amagnificentobsession]

Ashtoreth, @dream-of-pain I swear I’m looking at her sooooooo lustfully longingly disrespectfully

♥️🔥✨

She’s genius (and lovely) and made me laugh so hard!

[adelaidebeorna]

Okay, so, I have thought of a few possible songs that I may sing when I go to my bgt audition, I just need some help deciding :p

Song numero uno: Sedona by Sir Chloe

Choice B: Too close by Sir Chloe

Three: Butch 4 Butch by Rio Romeo

D: Squaring up by Sir Chloe

Song five: I/Me/Myself by Will Wood

(But only if someone tells me what I’m meant to do during the instrumental, do I just stare at Simon Cowell with a blank expression or what?)

Uhhhhhhh

Yeah.

Help

Pls

:)

[monstermaster13]

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[redd956]

Simon Cowell not liking ballet or opera says a lot about him and his shitty takes

[jalice713]

I have never loved the british public more!

Can you imagine Camilla sat at her first royal variety as a "queen" and the lights dim and then from the speakers blasts time🎵 ONE MORE TIME🎶

And Viggo runs onto the stage, swinging his vest around.

(Also he deserved it as it was a fresh act that made me keel over laughin my arse off)

[ahellalottafandoms]

It's time for BGT!! 🎉 The first round of the auditions started today!

[casdeanwin]

Ant couldn't take his eyes off Ruby. And Dec's reaction cracked me up. 🤣

[alisonmarie1981]

😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

[sir-klauz]

How do we have people shoving hollow poles a few inches up their ass to shoot darts at burst balloons on Britain's Got Talent by farting down them but gay sex and kink in private is treated as an issue 🤣 I'm dead at this performance

[emotinalsupportturtle]

my favourite bit of pop culture trivia is that Natalie Holt (composer of the Loki TV soundtrack) threw eggs at Simon Cowell that one time

and she's so proud to hit him not just once but TWICE

bonus: This is the only correct way to respond - propose marriage on the spot (i don't know what I would do if Noel Fielding proposed to me, pass out probably)

[bewuvved]

SAM BLACK WORLD STAR

[monstermaster13]

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[isthatacalzone]

there is something extremely funny to me as a person born and raised in Britain that Sam managed to get a show called BRITAIN'S GOT MAGIC on BBC FOUR???

[nqueso-emergency]

queso, you could say that you’ve been PLAYING bucktommy’s from the start and BUDDIE CANON season 8 and they’d still vilify you. (when it didn’t happen, because we all know it ain’t happening)

what’s that line from the wicked trailer? That Jeff Goldblum says? Best way to bring people together is to give them an enemy. guess you’re the wicked witch now. can’t wait to see you defying gravity, tbh.

Fun fact! I actually auditioned for the role of Elphaba! I didn't get it (they wanted to go in a different direction), but I'll share my audition with you guys!

[redcarpet-streetstyle]