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Rubi Rose 🌹

[theartofsupafly]

Broccoli Fest 2022 🥦

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[gazelessmenagerie]

“That’s not what I said!” for the broccoli boy if you're cool with that?

Horizon: Zero Dawn  {Sentence Starters}

" Isn't IT?! What else are you good for than to suffer each death at my hands when I'm done ravaging your pathetic metal body? "

He could reach out so easily and grab that pretty throat, crush their head in his grasp but it was a wasted effort as the little bastard will spawn back to life in a matter of hours or days. Worthless little spats, meaningless struggles, even their arguments were nothing more than words biting into each other's flesh until one of them decides to strike out and they both knew how THAT always ends!

" You claim you cannot stand my presence, say I am a worthless waste of meat but from what I see before me; you INSIST on returning to have what little organs you have left twisted and turned inside out! "

[1000-year-old-virgin]

Rubi Rose at Broccoli City Fest 2022

[mxdwn]

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[fruitcoops]

Nothing But Sincerity

Fic O'Ween Day 6: Rainy Day, inspired by a Day 3 art piece by @tobi-tobi-tobi that was shared on the server! Coops credit to @lumosinlove, fest cred to @noots-fic-fests <3

Sirius made a disappointed sound and clicked his tongue behind his teeth. “Practice got cancelled.”

“Oh, no,” Remus said, pulling his socks off. “Thunderstorms?”

Sirius nodded; their thickest blanket slid easily off the back of the couch. “Dangerous roads and flood warnings.”

“Man, that sucks.” The kettle gave a soft snick as Remus put his slippers on.

“I was really hoping to go today,” Sirius agreed while he kicked the far fleece edge down over his feet. Outside, lightning cracked from the gathering clouds.

“Sounds like we can’t make plans with the guys, either,” Remus called from the kitchen, where he was pouring a marinated pork loin into a baking dish.

“Oh, mais non. Can’t ask them to drive in this. How are we going to survive?”

The squeak of the oven door cut off Remus’ soft tutting. “It’s been ages since we had the house to ourselves. Evening practice is the only thing I was looking forward to today.”

Sirius hummed his agreement as the DVD tray snicked shut. He made it back to the couch just as Remus dried his hands on a kitchen towel, and left one side of the blanket conveniently flipped up while he laid down again with a long, satisfied exhale. “This is going to be really difficult,” he mused.

The Great Pumpkin Waltz rose to the very corners of the room like an exhale over thunder. Remus reached back and pulled his shirt over his head, then slid beneath the blanket and splayed himself across Sirius’ front, kissing a smile into his mouth. “Jeez, Captain, I can’t think of a single thing to do with a rainy-day recess.”

Perhaps Sirius broke first, but Remus wasn’t far behind. Laughter overwhelmed the first few lines of the movie—enough that Sirius had to rummage around for the remote and rewind to the very beginning, despite the best efforts of tiny kisses to his neck to distract him. Remus’ back was warm under the long pass of his hand. He buried his nose in the soft curls just above Remus’ ear and took a deep breath, then let it go, so their weight sank into the plush cushions below them.

“I don’t want to do anything at all.”

Remus kissed the side of his neck again. “Cheers.”

“Why do you do that?”

“Do what?”

“Kiss me there.”

“Cause I love you.”

“Well, yes, but why there?”

Remus shrugged one shoulder and shuffled the blanket up around his neck. “Easy access. Right height. Beauty mark. Stop talking, don’t you know I’m trying to watch the movie?”

Sirius swatted him under the thick fleece, but he just laughed. “You’ve seen this a million times.”

“It’s October and rainy, baby. Charlie Brown was made for this.”

“Hmph.”

“Hmph. You sound like Dumo.” He pulled a face and Remus grinned, nuzzling into the scruffy part of his cheek. “Hedgehog. Wanna come chop some broccoli with me?”

Broccoli did sound nice. Crispy and smoky on the ends, the way Remus liked it, if they put it in now and let it roast with the pork. Sirius let his arms come up around the broad curve of Remus’ ribs and rest heavy on each measured inhale. A peek over his shoulder toward the dim kitchen; he couldn’t tell whose legs were whose beneath the blanket. “Ouais, sounds good.”

“Hmph.” Hot air puffed over his throat. “Well, now I don’t want to get up.”

“Hey, I didn’t suggest broccoli.”

“I know, I know, but now I have to.”

“Non.”

“Non?”

“Nothing you have to do tonight.” His thumb had settled near the base of Remus’ ribcage for a few quiet strokes. “You love this movie.”

Remus seemed to ponder that for a moment. His heart thudded the calm rhythm Sirius had grown accustomed to falling asleep to. “We’ll pause at the Red Baron,” he finally said. “Then broccoli, super quick.”

“Mhmm.”

Sirius fully expected the Red Baron to pass them by without a twitch of movement. But true to his word, Remus paused the movie, and sat up with monumental effort. “Up, up, up.” Each word was punctuated by a pat to Sirius’ bare chest. “Let’s go, five minutes.”

“I can’t move.”

“I won’t get up by myself.”

“Non, I can’t move,” Sirius snorted, tugging at Remus’ thighs where he straddled his lap. “Up, up, up, loup.”

“No, I’m comfortable,” came the half-laugh, half-groan as Remus braced his hands on the armrest for a sleepy-cat stretch. He blinked slowly at the television a few times, as if it would save him from his self-imposed torment. Sirius poked him in the belly, just to be helpful.

They managed to make it to the kitchen, but not after much hemming and hawing and old-man joint pops from them both. “I should not be creaky at 28,” Sirius sighed, pressing his hands above his head with a yawn before moving to the fridge.

“You want rice, Old Man McGee?”

“Yeah.”

“Good, I already turned the—” Remus gestured at the rice cooker. “—thing on.”

“Rice cooker. It’s literally in the name.”

A kiss popped against the corner of Sirius’ mouth like bubblegum. “Aren’t you supposed to be chopping broccoli?”

“Hey, hey, wait, come kiss me again.”

He didn’t have to ask twice. Remus spun on his heel with pleased interest written all over his face and backed Sirius up against the countertop, paying no mind to the fresh box of butter between them. His hands moved softly over Sirius’ hips, just above the band of his pajama pants, before settling on his waist as he pressed up for a kiss. His wedding ring was cool on Sirius’ skin. Moonlit rain pattered against the kitchen window. The storm would probably lash the house later, but Sirius didn’t think either of them would be awake long enough to notice or care.

[wandering-words]

The cold open for 3x10 2 Ava 2 Fest was HILARIOUS.

Easily one of my favorites of the season: it was so dramatic and unexpected. The lighting and the new kitchen setting set a really dramatic tone, and then when Shanae and the other two cooks brought out a plate to MR. JOHNSON to evaluate?? And the fact that it was dino nuggets, cauliflower, and broccoli??

As a lover of cooking shows, this felt like a very fun tribute. Also when Mr Johnson goes to put ketchup on it and the chef reaches to put a little dollop for him?

Truly excellent. Really set the stage for the drama and grandeur of Ava Fest and the episode at large.

(Also I have not yet seen The Bear but I’m sure this was in its own way a tribute to that too which is very fun as well)

[catluniscia]

Veggie Veggie Fruit Fruit.

My random Veggie list did broccoli, and my brain remembered mr broccoli from the kitchen kaberet in Epcot…you know technically this thing was around when I would be too young to remember but, they did have a resurgence in epcot due to the food and wine fest

That Veggie Veggie Fruit Fruit song is stuck in my head now great

[notesofbergamot]

Bergamot Tea’s (0017) 007 Fest 2023 Masterpost

Writing

A Bowl of Warmth (For Felix Friday) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/48642583

Jokes On You (For Headcanon Day) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/48286333

It's Not That Kind of Mole! (coauthor) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/48743116

Recipes

Felix's Broccoli and Cheddar Soup - https://www.tumblr.com/notesofbergamot/723055873388412928/a-bowl-of-warmth-notesofbergamot-james-bond

Scavenger Hunt

Coded Message - https://www.tumblr.com/notesofbergamot/723056664070275072/007-fest-scavenger-hunt-item-2-coded-message

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[fadeintolight]

blog recs and questions! spicy edition ❤️‍🔥

the blog(s) you often stalk

the blog(s) you'd wish to meet in person

the blog(s) you don't always agree with but love anyway

three blogs you'd take with you to a mysterious deserted island (choose wisely)

your mean girls squad (gender neutral)

current tumblr crush (blog you reblog the most from)

current number of blocked blogs

the tag(s) you track

​anon you want spicy but im like salt and pepper on chicken breast with broccoli so manage your expectations but:

• off the top of my head i stalk @awesomefringey bc she has some goood anon discourses going on + @ladychlo for the top-notch humour and taste in art + @aliensingucci my favorite fic author i literally have their notifs on in case there’s any update on their works im so sorry + @thetriangletattoo for the gorgeous art

• i hope i can meet @lynchbrovhers this year! a girl can dream!

• it’s not that i disagree, sometimes i just refuse to agree with @persephoneflouwers but she knows and accepts me for it 🥰

• island mates: @holdingontoheart @nauticallyrics @blushingpizza on a let’s fuck around and find out basis??

• I don’t engage in mean girl squad shenanigans, I’d get out-meangirled😭

• current crush is @bluewinnerangel she just makes those posts man. she funny✨

• after the block fest of december and the porn bot invasion i just lost count but it’s gotta be 30ish

• the only tag i track is bojack horseman and for what, that show is dead but the impact it had on me will last forever (what tags SHOULD i track??)

[weclassybouquetfun]

Because the AMPTP can't act right, we have a Oliver Jackson-Cohen series forthcoming, but I expect little to press.

Yeah, yeah, there's a clip about the use of Taylor Swift's "Look What You Made Me Do" as the series' theme

I'm -and this is just a guess - thinking that Oliver is playing another untrustworthy scoundrel like in his AppleTV+ series SURFACE starring Gugu Mbatha-Raw or like in THE INVISIBLE MAN or the scheming Peter Quint from THE HAUNTING OF BLY MANOR.

I, too want to choke him, Jenna Coleman, but not in a murderous way.

What's next for Olly Jax other than people fan-casting him as Batman, Moon Knight or James Bond?

Olly doesn't want it, Barbara Broccoli!

The thriller JACKDAW, which reunites him with Jenna Coleman. The film is slated to play at Fantastic Fest later this month.

I'm ready for him to play another nice, yet tortured man like MAN IN AN ORANGE SHIRT.

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MR. KEKE PALMER'S BOYFRIENDUPDATED JULY 17, 2023

Keke Palmer’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know His Place

Keke Palmer and Darius Jackson. Photo: Rebecca Sapp/Getty Image

Is this how a second gentleman should be acting? After a video surfaced of Usher serenading Keke Palmer at his Las Vegas show on July 5, her boyfriend Darius Jackson decided to share his opinion on the family matriarch’s dress. “It’s the outfit tho.. You a mom,” he wrote on the Elon Musk app. Mr. Keke Palmer’s Boyfriend was saying her outfit — a black sheer, long-sleeved polka-dot dress with a bodysuit peeking out underneath — was unfit for a mother to wear in public. According to his misogynist logic, moms shouldn’t have fun at concerts in cute little black dresses because that is a threat to the traditional family. “We live in a generation where a man of the family doesn’t want the wife & mother to his kids to showcase booty cheeks to please others & he gets told how much of a hater he is,” he added in his follow-up tweet. Mind you, he and Keke are decidedly not married. The couple have been dating since 2021, and their first child was born in February of this year. “This is my family & my representation,” he kept going, for some reason. “I have standards & morals to what I believe. I rest my case.” He has since deleted his profile and scrubbed photos of him and Palmer from Instagram.

Twitter, however, kept up the fight. The internet dug up Jackson’s old tweets, which include seemingly defending police brutalityand liking a post that calls Tracee Ellis Ross a “female loser” for posting a topless picture of herself at 50 years old. The petit-incel vibes combined with conservative ideas about family and policing isn’t going to get a lot of Palmer fans on his side. The two people at the center of Jackson’s ire appear unbothered through it all. Palmer posted a picture in the allegedly offensive outfit on Instagram with the caption, “I wish I had taken more pictures but we were running late!” Meanwhile, Usher liked a tweetwhere a user understood Keke’s behavior, saying, “It’s Usher like cmon now. I could see if it was Jacquees,” where Jacquees replied, “😂😂 Leave me out of it.”

Despite Jackson’s departure from the internet, Palmer is rightfully not letting his misogynistic words go. She’s now selling merch reminding moms that they can be hot as well as an empowered parent. “One thing is certain and one thing is true, IM A MOTHA, through and through! ‘IM A MOTHA’ and ‘Stevie to the bullshit’ shirts available NOW!” captioned Palmer on Instagram with a video where she sang to her baby. “To all my mom’s out there, how did your baby change you?? Mine empowered me! On such another level, my perspective changed because when my baby is good I’m GREAT! Look at that face! Gratitude galore.” Palmer is even alluding to the baby daddy drama in her live shows. At Broccoli City Fest Sunday, Palmer changed the lyrics of “Bossy” to reflect her mother status. “Lil booties matter, my son gave me some ass/ I’m my own boss and I got my own cash/ I don’t need a *****, only thing I need’s a bag.” A couple days ago, Jackson was just Palmer’s low-key man; now he’s generating enough online discourse to last for weeks. Embarrassing.https://www.instagram.com/p/CuVoiM5r_iF/embed/captioned/?cr=1&v=14&wp=744&rd=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.vulture.com&rp=%2F2023%2F07%2Fkeke-palmer-boyfriend-usher.html#%7B%22ci%22%3A0%2C%22os%22%3A17773%7D

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[lorjace]

so yall i was gonna go to broccoli fest i got my ticket and everything but i been stalking wilhemina for a open casting and they literally have one the saturday of broccoli like bro idk i think i should sais fuck broccoli

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