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heartbreak weather!
#niko sasaki#dead boy detectives#dc#rex doodle#Ask not what you can do for the dandelion sprites stuck in your head as what your dandelion sprites can do for you#(Rex please this is funny I promise. The people need American history jokes please) - tags from my irl friend#anyway shoutout to ME for diverting expectations and linking a boy band pop song to this post instead my usual unusual bs haha#this is a few months old at this point but i still love it#the sandman#(technically)!
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good afternoon,
#op is a mortuary science major :P#do sixth graders learn algebra? probably not#i certainly hope they do not.#although algebra was back when math was fun so...#dcmk#dcmk textposts#<- the collection of my bs#ALT added#edogawa conan#detective conan
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You ever consider that Charles and Edwin are like Orpheus and Eurydice?
Stop me if you’ve already heard me (do not under any circumstances stop me)
But the very basics of the myth: Orpheus goes to Hades for Eurydice, unwilling to let her go. Reaches her, almost gets her out, almost gets their happy ending, then fails.
Now Charles got them out. Of course we all saw that. So obviously they aren’t like Orpheus and Eurydice. They aren’t a tragedy. They can’t be they got out, so obviously they aren’t comparable in more ways than just… setting.
But did they really get out? Was that ending happy? Was it even sad?
No. It’s hopeful. It’s a hopeful ending. Like putting the book down when Hades agrees to let them go before he even says the but.
Niko is missing, Crystal is reconciling who she was with who she is, Charles and Edwin have just learned about communication and the love confession is up in the air.
They are out of imminent danger, yes. But their story is not complete. It will never be complete (if Netflix has their way). They are stuck in limbo.
The story of Orpheus and Eurydice was a tragedy.
The story of Charles and Edwin? Forever unfinished. We will never know if it’s actually a tragedy. We will never know if it’s not.
The lack of proper ending traps them. Sure they haven’t explicitly been doomed. They can’t escape the fate of Orpheus and Eurydice, which in a way is the same.
#edwin dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead boy detective netflix#edwin paine#edwin payne#edwin x charles#charles rowland#Charles Roland#is this a bunch of bs?#probably#should I listen to something besides Hadestown and Epic the musical?#definitely#will I?#no of course not
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my thoughts on the whole Cameo Thing™
Putting my first tweet in a screenshot; the rest is copy-pasted. And for context, since the quoted tweet was (understandably) deleted, it said, "Yes $100 is a lot, and it feels a little classist as some of us won’t be able to afford it."
Cameos are not a public service. No one is hurt by not having the ability to spend $100 on a video. No one is being treated worse than others because they can't afford a personalized video. I don't understand how "classist" would even come to mind.
Even if that was the worst example, I'd still fully get J's reaction. He and G are professionals. They deserve to be paid fairly. Based on G's earlier rate, other ppl's cameo rates, con photo rates, and how unique J&G are... $100 is a great deal.
I expected the $100 price tag. If George charged $50 for one person... I mean, there's two of them now. 50 x 2 = 100. I'm shocked that more than a handful of folks were surprised.
A personal anecdote: I've just started taking art commissions this fall. I am finally confident enough to charge a rate that fairly compensates me. Honestly, I should probably charge more.
Things like art commissions, cameos, convention photos/signings all fall under the same umbrella. They are treats. They are luxuries. They are never going to be equally accessible to all. It's not just price; it's also time, expertise, location, etc.
What kind of message does it send artists, writers, actors, creatives, etc when we frame their reasonable* rates as selfish and wrong? * reasonable based on industry standard, not on individuals' wallets
Anyway. J radiated enthusiasm for another chance to engage with us. I expected his happy bubble to burst at some point—I was surprised by his level of fandom engagement tbh—but that doesn't make it any less fucking sad.
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If you're upset or heartbroken or angry because Jayden is backing away: maybe think about why, and if you could change what you do to help protect yourself from suffering this kind of distress should something similar happen again.
#fandom bs#dead boy detectives#long post#the entitlement and unselfawareness some people have is truly gobsmacking
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#true detective season 1#true detective#rust cohle#rustin cohle#marty hart#martin hart#fanart#hey it’s boring portraits but with some bs background#I want to push my stylization more but for now it’s gonna be this boring stuff lol#sigh whatever
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do you think she explained internet to them
#this is probably the dumbest thing ive posted yet#i mostly just picked references i felt were the most obvious#edwin would write an entire novel to try to understand this bs#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detective fanart#edwin dead boy detectives#charles dead boy detectives#crystal dead boy detectives
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t4t painland is real TO ME

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#eleanor payne#did you know eleanor means shining light? falls to the floor#just like what show!edwin means to charles auuugghh#trans#edwin paine#edwin payne#edwina payne#edwina paine#charles rowland#painland#payneland#paynland#dbd#dbda#dead boy detectives#fanart#meme#dead boy and girl detectives#im making your fave transgender :) <3#edwin goes through a gender crisis in season 2 and charles already knows he bi (<- real canon true) but having a crisis about liking his bs#yes i did far too much research on 1910s teen girl clothing.....
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I just want to say that if Edwin is allowed to go to heaven (and maybe some day, maybe in the serie finale if we ever get s2 and s3, they choose to finally move on and leave the earth)
I think they will go together with death, but then get separated to go to their own paradise,
Only for them to find each other in that paradise of eternal sleep because it turned out their paradise is with each other 😇���
#dead boy detective netflix#dbda#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective badge#netflix#payneland#charles and edwin#edwin and charles#edwin x charles#hehehehehehehehhe#this is just me saying bs#but think about it I will DIEEEE#i am deceased#that makes sense tho cause platonically or romantically#if they really care about each other and choose each other over everyone#they will probably choose each other as their paradise of heaven#because thats where they want to be#they want to be with each other#so they’ll end up in the same place so they can rest forever with each other#ehhrrhrhrhrhehehehehheehehehedhdjkndkwjdjjdbsjzbdjjdjdidnejfjdjdjsjejudje#sorry I had a stroke
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#life#lessons#lesson#life lessons#life lesson#lessons in life#lesson in life#trust#actions#patterns#reality#real shit#true shit#no lie#no bullshit#no lies detected#no lies here#no lies were told#no bs#no but seriously#nah but seriously#nah but fr#no but fr#no but really#no but actually#always watching#pay attention#real life#in real life#in reality
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rust cohle for a guy who sees no point in existence you sure serve cunt an awful lot
#true detective#rust had no business spewing all that bs AND have that small waist and coiffed hair#rust cohle#said in marty's voice#dissonance go WHEEEE#og quote one of my favs of the whole show bc marty so effectively calls out rust's nihilism as a defense tactic in ep 3
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do i Look normal about them
for the sake of the joke, we're ignoring the whole okiya subaru | akai shuichi | kudou yusaku | edogawa conan | kudou shinichi ordeal that episode 781 had going on, okay. that's just furuya coming to akai to file another complaint.
og posts are linked below the cut !!
otpbutmakeitspicy with i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease (preach)
whatsappauntie with ever since i was a little girl i think might have been deleted since the link and qrts dont work
H1TWOM4N with punished for my jests (+1 for the image)
fic tagged as "trust me" i say as i drive backwards (fandom: spiderman)
link to drug dealer? no man. hug dealer. come here (via me because i don't know what rb etiquette there is)
clouis-loumentine with what is a rival (again, sorry, via me because the link doesn't work ??)
ft-an with called you bro but im kinda in love with you
teaboot with the found family
theft etc is from a fic i wrote. the title was not chose intentionally and it's not even for dcmk (actually 'i wrote' is a lie. its an abandoned little child, oops)
jessecase with the extreme cold alert with the recommendation to check up on your local elderly fbi agent
oate and the ongoing argument
#IF I GOT SOMETHING WRONG PLEASE TELL ME#im posting this b4 going to sleep and i am so tired im not sure if this fits together#like if link doesnt work or the ALT is completely fucked up#dcmk spoilers#detective conan spoilers#case closed spoilers#if someone can comprehend okiya subaru | akai shuichi | kudou yusaku | edogawa conan | kudou shinichi enough for it to be a spoiler ig#anyway. yeah im back on my bs#dcmk#detective conan#case closed#magic kaito#kuroba kaito#kaitou kid#koizumi akako#haibara ai#furuya rei#amuro tooru#akai shuichi#okiya subaru#edogawa conan#hattori heiji#heishin#for the soul#hakuba saguru#im so sorry to not have found a screencap w him in it fr :(#dcmk textposts#<- the collection (as always)#was anyone going to tell me i had this tagged as “haib” and “furuy” respectively or was i supposed to find out myself
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gosho boys group call
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#hakuba isn't paid enough to deal with their bs#dcmk#detco#detective conan#magic kaito#magic kaito 1412#shinichi kudo#conan edogawa#kaito kuroba#kaitou kid#hakuba saguru#hattori heiji#gosho boys#meme#art meme#my art#do not repost#drawfee
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JUST TALK TO YOUR PARENTS
#20 years of this bs my god#shinichi asks his parents why kaitou kid looks like his twin and they reply with “ idk ace detective figure it out”#shinichi proceeds to look at his family tree for one second and immediately gives up this mystery was too hard to solve i guess#dcmk#detective conan
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JASON LMAO
#this is so funny omg#he was TIRED of her bs omg#and it’s funnier bc the next day and hes like OH MY GOD I SAID THAT??? WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT#oh man jasons hilarious#detective comics 539#detective comics#batman and robin#robin#jason todd#jason todd robin#dc#the batfam!!!!#laz.exe#laz live reaction
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day six of @palasakiweek !!! used the AU prompt as a chance to try out a different format w a post-canon/Niko lives texting fic !! and honestly it was way harder than I expected LMAO it sucked fr
I might write more of this universe since I have a lot of thoughts but don’t expect much more in this format :)
#I may be sick while doing this#cw pregnancy#btw#its planned and wonderful and not a dramatic thing at all /gen#one of the many thoughts I have is palasaki fostering living and ghost kids alike#but also two mom ivf (its the future shhh) that crystal carries to continue the family line yk#plus she’s going to teach this kid psychic stuff !!! none of this absent parenting bs !!!!#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead boy detective agency#niko sasaki#crystal palace#crystal palace surname von hoverkraft#palasaki#palasaki week#palasaki week 2024#background payneland#edwin payne#charles rowland#dbda fanfic#dbda fic
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#gentle reminder#reminder#reality#life#lessons#lesson#life lessons#life lesson#lessons in life#lesson in life#real shit#true shit#no bullshit#no bs#no but seriously#family#family values#the first#first person#different#differently#do things different#do things differently#facts#big facts#straight facts#fact#no lies detected#no lies here#no lie
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