#bs s/i

[bottombaron]

oh ok so its the usual no-homo bullshit you always hear, good to know.

[nanstar200]

HI‼️‼️

MORE FNAF/SPAMTON!!! LOVE U GUYS 🫶🫶

[foamimi]

[dizzybizz]

sleepy gill and gill with the bubbled evil cat

[pastelpousay]

Pov: time to use this a promo cuz this damn near killed me

Uhh Idk hot to do promo so uhh yea 💀😭

🖇My names pumpkin!! And I just love love love Hades 😻 (my blog is basically a Hades shrine)

🖇this blog is basically just art of Hercules Hades and my s/i Rina but I do f/o other disney characters I’ll need to get the list together but rn Hades is my main so 😽 gotta focus on my man for rn

🖇 I WOULD LOVE TO MAKE MORE FRIENDS ON HERE N STUFF ^_^!! So if you wanna reach out go ahead!! Just don’t be weird please!!

(Check to see more on my pinned!!)

Pro/comship dni!!

[satirn]

ive been listening to a lot of femtanyl recently

[ignatiusteto]

valerith, the red swan

[laney-rockin]

It's always "Starfleet ends up in the past and has to get home to the future" and never "some nerd from the past accidentally winds up on a Starfleet ship and just straight up adapts to the future"

Where's the bridge crew member that used to be a victim of 21st century capitalism and went to school for astrophysics only to be thrown into the 24th century and getting by on pure spite and to not go back to working retail just to pay for school? I want that character.

[agent-tempest]

FUCK YOU NETFLIX. I love the s&b cast so much, I loved their interviews. Now you are telling me I won't get to see that?! Jessie and Ben's sibling energy. Amita 'let's take a walk together' Suman , Dan and Cal being the absolute besties, Kit being the chaotic middle child and Freddy being the vine uncle. You are telling me I won't get to see that again!?!

[lustrous-dreams-art]

"I knew you'd come, Alfonse." 

"It was inevitable, wasn't it...Alfonse?" ||part 1|| 

[clairexleon]

need to see it :'D

[deus-ex-mona]

mona expressions: a ✨collection✨

[todayisafridaynight]

if youre hungry theyre hungry too

[ragnarokhound]

For the au ask game!

OKAY I wanted specifically to get to the pokemon au from the ask you sent, it's been cooking a bit so it's time to see what comes out of the oven, so... @azol-otl ty for the ask!

Crossover au's are all about the fused worldbuilding for me and speculating on how characters from universe A would fit into universe B heehee hoohoo - and for Batfam especially it's fun to think about the equivalent of their roles as vigilantes! What kind of people have the same level of celebrity, the same sideways seeking of justice?

Naturally this leads you to the gym leaders because a) it's the most fun and b) they are like. Quasi-law enforcement/educators/professional athletes depending on how you try to translate the innate child's perspective on the pokemon universe into something that makes sense as an adult lol ilu pokemon. [insert 'compels me though' gif here]

SO with this in mind, here's 5 fun facts (that are mostly backstory lmao) from a jaytim pokemon au I would write

I'm deeply ill about pokemon so this one goes under the cut lol:

Jason Todd used to be the Champion. He won the role after Dick Grayson quit a year or two before (Dick had been getting older and chafing under the League rules - meaning he'd been chafing under how Bruce ran the League) and was a fierce competitor who didn't believe in going easy on anyone. His Houndoom was a force to be reckoned with, and despite running a mostly Dark-type team, his Honchkrow cleaned up anyone thinking their Fighting-types could sweep. He looked after the League and Gotham with a cocky, self-assured attitude and the win record to back it up. .

Jason disappeared suddenly at the age of 15. Many assumed him dead, after a Rocket (Or whatever Gotham themed gang name we want to go with lol could be Team Joker) bombing in the area he'd last been seen, but he's officially declared missing. Bruce Wayne took back the duties of interim Champion as he once did for Dick Grayson, but he's not quite the mentor he once was. It's obvious he's grieving, and that he doesn't want to mentor any more twelve year olds. Dick signed up to be a Gym Leader shortly after this, returning from his trip about a year early to help out in the chaos following Jason's disappearance. .

Enter Tim Drake. Tim's gym challenge wasn't all that interesting in the circuit at first; he had a rocky start and had to retake a few gym challenges. He wasn't exactly sweeping on his first try every time like Jason had done. He didn't have the meteoric rise that caught the Champion's attention early, didn't get one-on-one mentorship or face-to-face meetings, cautionary advice and congratulations all rolled into one from Bruce Wayne himself - but Tim had patience and grit, and he paid attention. He was gunning for the Championship, and it wasn't just so he could prove himself. Team Rocket/Joker was still out there, and Bruce needed all the help he could get. He was always better for Gotham when he had a Robin. .

Dick had been nicknamed Robin for his all-Flying-type team and especially his Natu-then-Xatu; Jason followed up with his Murkrow-then-Honchkrow; Tim's Rookidee was one among many (Robin-esque pokemon were popularized by Dick and the trend remains through Tim's day) so he wasn't considered a possible Robin successor until it was a Corvisquire and he was about to face Dick Grayson himself, a badge away from Victory Road. By then, Tim and his team were a well-oiled machine (he runs mostly Steel-types lol but also Normal-types for the unexpected adaptability and the 'underestimate my rattata i dare you it's in the top peRCENTAGE--' of it all. FEAR.), and his loss-record had all but frozen while his win-record ticked higher and higher. .

Shit finally goes down about three years after Tim has become Champion and all but bullied Bruce into mentoring him (he basically said 'if you don't watch me, i'll go find Team Rocket/Joker on my own' and triggers all of Bruce's child endangerment traumas simultaneously) and the mysterious Rocket/Joker leader Red Hood shows up, bringing the gang out of the shadows in pursuit of a hidden agenda. Identity shenanigans and "wait is that a Houndoom? But he's only been using Ghost-types, it CAN'T be..." and heel-face turns abound. .

(BONUS FACT: Something something, Jason went into deep cover with Looker or whoever he is, that Interpol guy from X & Y (WAIT. LOOKER MIGHT ACTUALLY BE TALIA AL GHUL IN THIS AU HOHOHO), infiltrating the Rocket/Joker gang and going public as Red Hood is the first step in the last phase of the sting. Cue a million tense Jaytim interactions in which Tim is legitimately trying to take Red Hood down and Jason desperately tries to shake him so that he doesn't do anything that forces Jason to blow his cover. There is at least one 'tugged into a tight space to hide them both from the actual bad guys, "wait, did you just HELP me...?" "Think whatever you want, babybird"' interaction because I am a slut for the first sprinkles of a redemption arc that is rife with UST fufufu)

[yeetus-feetus]

Greetings, Timothy

Ra's. Having computer troubles again?

Well, you did blow up my bases. Again.

Oh no Ra's Dearest, I'm so sorry to hear that

Leave the condescension to Grayson, he pulls it off much more effectively

I'd say you might like him better than me at this point. If he's so much better than me at everything, why don't you bother him instead

Oh but that's not how our little game here works my Beloved Detective, it is my turn to retaliate is it not

And what, this is a heads up? Not like you at all, Dearest

Oh, is it not?

Leave the clueless act to Grayson he's-

An excellent performer. Not the kind I'm curious about, I -

And what kind are you curious about?

It truly is impossible to have a conversation with you, young detective

And what would we converse about if it weren't?

... Perhaps I am giving you a heads up. Perhaps I want you to be prepared for our next encounter.

And why should that be?

I think you know very well why, Timothy. I'm sending a puzzle your way, as a gift, I do know how much you love those

Oh, you know me so well, Dearest

Mm. And I suggest you watch your back. My men won't be going easy on you

You wouldn't face me yourself?

Oh I would, but I have a pretty blonde to attend to. He's quite the specimen, have you broken him in yet?

... No. Where is he... Where's Bernard!?

Oh calm down now, Beloved, he's right here with me. Does he know you flirt with international criminals during your night work?

...

Well, he does now, doesn't he?

Ra's don't you fucking dare touch a single fucking hair on his head! I'll kill you this time, I'm not playing!

Ohoho, dear boy you can't, you don't know how to cross that line yet. Have fun with my gift now will you?

Fuck you.

*chuckle* Goodbye Detective, I'll see you soon enough.

[pastelpousay]

The way I actually added lighting guys 🥳 ALSO NOSE KISS?!? 0_0

(also the way I’ve been putting off my fic for this bs 💀😭 but anyways-)