DID YOU PRAY TODAY?
"Why are we doing this again?"
"Because it's Sunday and you have no school today. Now be quiet and let me continue!"
It was the weekend and Angel was forcing all the first and second year students to participate in a Sunday school session. As an apology, Hana had baked some cookies for everyone but they tasted more bland than her personality. When she wasn't looking, the group then went over to Itadori and used one of Sukuna's mouth hands as a trash can.
"I thought this series was supposed to be based on Buddihism and Shintoist beliefs?"
"It's Gege. He can add Abrahamic religions into his work if he wants to. Now let me get on with my lesson! Can anyone tell me the events that took place one thousand years ago?'
The whole class groaned. It seems that now they were also being forced into a history lesson.
"Didn't Sukuna get his ass beat?"
Angel then forced Hana to put a bar of soap in Yuji's mouth.
"Language Itadori! But yes, he was defeated. Unfortunately, my clan and Satoru Gojo's were nearly made extinct. This is why the fallen is such a dangerous enemy!"
"The fallen? Did he get dropped on his head as a baby or something?"
"Please you guys, I can hear him screaming in my head..."
"So he's throwing a tantrum? I guess he really is a toddler."
A mouth then appeared under Yuji's eye.
"Damn brats! Once I am free of this body I'll kill each and every of you, one by one!"
Angel then poured a liquid from a small bottle down his throat. Sukuna began to vomit more blood than when the door opens in the shining.
"...What did you feed him?"
"Holy water. It won't kill him but it should get him to settle down for now."
Ijichi was then called to clean up the mess. As the poor man scrubbed away blood, Mai went over to Maki.
"Have you seen this!?"
She grabbed her phone and put on JujuTube. There was another viral video from their cousin Andrew Tate/Naoya Zenin. He was doing another lame podcast.
"-and if that doesn't work, just give her a blackflash. It works every time. Anyway you can email me at
[email protected] or hit me up on my Twitter-"
"The old house still gets mail deliveries right? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I've already got a website in mind. Select expedite shipping and it should arrive in two hours."
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"And that's why God cursed us with sin! Now, can anyone tell me the way to salvation?"
Megumi was sleeping at his desk so Nobara slapped him on the back of his head.
"Jesus Christ!"
"That's right Fushiguro! I can see why Hana adores you so much!"
Hana then began to choke and Megumi raised an eyebrow.
"Nevermind, I don't want to know."
"All right students, have you ever seen an exorcism take place?"
"No offence, but we do that every day."
"Salmon."
"No, no, not a sorcerer style exorsim. I'm talking about removing demons from a possessed persons body!"
Sukuna then spoke to Itadori.
"Hey brat. Take these. I'm sure they will be of help."
How Sukuna managed to smuggle a box of DVD's was unknown.
"Why are you being so nice all of a sudden?"
The king of curses did his best to hold back his smirk.
"Don't worry about it."
Itadori then raised his hand.
"Hana sensei erm I mean, Angel, would these help?"
In his hands was a copy of bible black. "Angels have to do with the Bible, right?" he thought to himself. "This must be some kind of instruction video."
Angel's mouth then made a shocked look and then Hana was now being forced to swat Itadori with a wooden ruler.
"REPENT!!!!!"
"I'M SORRY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG! SUKUNA SAID IT WOULD HELP!"
All of a sudden a mouth formed on Yuji's cheek and began to laugh with glee.
"I should have figured he was behind this. Itadori, once class is over I'll give you a lesson about the sins of fornication..."
"WAIT, WHAT! PLEASE DON'T, I PROMISE I'LL BURN THE DVD'S JUST PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME THE SEX ED TALK!"
"Alright then. Just know that if you are lying to me than God shall strike you down!"
Nobara then moved her desk away from him.
"KUGISAKI!?"
"Hey, I'm not going to risk being hit by a thunderbolt because you're a teen boy!"
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"Achoo!"
Kashimo, the god of thunder then looked over his shoulder.
"Why do I feel like someone is talking about me behind my back?"
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"Why does no one believe me?"
Hana then clapped her hands.
"Is anyone here familiar with William Peter Blatty's the exorcist?"
"The novel or the movie?"
"Either is fine."
"Is that the one where the old lady crawls on the ceiling?"
"You're thinking of the third one."
"Wasn't that the favorite movie of some cannibal?"
"Hey Sukuna, what do you think of the exorcist three?"
"I don't even know what that is brat."
"Let me look it up on my phone. Hey Alexa, what year did the third exorcist film come out?"
"Who the hell is Ale-"
"The Exorcist three is the third film in the exorcist trilogy and based on the 1983 horror novel Legion-"
"We're getting off track! Can anyone detail the events that take place?"
"Doesn't a priest come along and tie a little girl down to her bed so she stops floating?"
"Close enough. Everyone, please help me push the tables together so we can tie Itadori down on to them.""Wait, what?
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As chaos began to break out, Maki and Mai were now scrolling through Naoya's Twitter account.
@NaoyaMasterOfSwag69
12:05
"Wtf? I just got home and my uncle is yelling at me! He says this kind of filth isn't allowed in our family but he literally screwed his niece. I'm going to ask my father what's going on."
12:10
"Dad's passed out again like usual. I tried to wake him up be he was drunk and mumbling something about dragons? He said it's in my room so I'll update you all."
12:20
"Okay, this has got to stop! I don't know who you are but this isn't funny!"
Below was a photo with various packages. Several items lay opened including three different bad dragon dildos along with some gay pornography. One clearly titled '17 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch'.
12:45
"I SWEAR I'M NOT GAY, I LIKE BOOBS! WHO'S WRINGING THE DOOR BELL!? WHY THE HELL ARE THERE A BUNCH OF MALE STRIPPERS!? HOW DID YOU PEOPLE GET THIS ADDRESS!?"
The twins then high fived each other.
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"SOMEONE, PLEASE HELP ME!"
Itadori was now pleading for mercy, having been held down against his will and forced to endure Angel's exorcism.
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU! THE POWRT OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!"
Suddenly the door opened.
"What's he doing here!?"
It was none other than Kenjaku.
"What do you think you're doing!?" cried Angel.
"Taking my son out of your class, what else does it look like?"
"I'M NOT FINISHED YET!"
"Oh yes you are! Don't forget that I can sue you and all of Jujutsu Tech for forcing your beliefs on my son! Now come Yuji, let's get you out of these ropes."
"Please don't let him take me away! The last time he started going on about how my father was some kind of sex god!"
"I'm afraid there's nothing that I can do Yuji. You'll have to leave my class..."
"Come son, I got us tickets to Takaba's comedy special."
"SUKUNA, YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT NEITHER OF US WANT TO WATCH THAT GUY PERFORM!"
Itadori got no response.
"Sukuna...?"
The next thing he knew and Yuji was covered in vomit.
"Gross! What did you eat!?"
"You all fed me those cookies, remember? I think I might actually die of food poisoning..."
How Hana baked cookies that harmed one who was immune to all poisons was a still a mystery.
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Rahula-Buddha Wisdom Shakti Power
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Fierce Planetary Deity of the Sky
Rahula began his life as Rahu, a maleficent trouble-maker, born under a bad sign (pun intended).
He was the son of a Nag, the snake deities and earth treasure guardians, and a Rakshasa, a demon.
Legend has it that he snuck into a feast and sat between the sun and moon, causing an uproar and a scuffle when they discovered him, whereupon they cut off his head.
Rahula-Buddha Wisdom Shakti Power
His head then roamed the sky occasionally swallowing the sun or the moon in spiteful revenge,creating eclipses. Astrology, in general, finds that calamities and disasters occur with the occlusion of the sun or moon's rays, and so he was greatly feared.
The famous Mahasiddha, Padmasambhava on his journey from India to Tibet, ran into a number of terrifying demons that plagued the land.
One of them was Rahu. But Padmasambhava was a crafty and gifted enigmatic magician. He tamed Rahu by first getting him to tell him his name, then taking his power from him, and so binding him to the ways of Buddhism.
Like convincing the mafia to work on a sting operation for the FBI, Rahula became a heavy for the good guys. With his terrifying eyes and gaping mouth he now protects and defends the Buddhist teachings.
His name became Rahu-la, "Lah Meaning Lord. Surrounded by flames that signify his high mastery, Rahula is the Naga King and poisonous his favorite substance. He rules over gamblers,prostitutes and atheists.
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