Have we talked about the Miguel Burger yet?
I just wanna know if it was his idea, if he authorized it, or do the other spiders just think it’s rlly fucking funny and do it to annoy the guy?
I need to know WHY
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also not rabbit-adjacent but have you heard of my lord and savior the gundi:
this thing is so shaped. its a potato with a triangle for a face and human ears. if i could hold one in my arms all my problems would be cured
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Green Valley Chat: Either Interstellar or Statistical Outlier's Midoriya joins the group chat, whichever would be funnier.
I think this ask is funny, because I never established what Midoriya is up to in Interstellar. Still working that out, but that really only leaves one option.
NewUser19 has joined the chat
NewUser19 has changed their name to ProbablyCursed
ProbablyCursed: Skimmed the chat, going to contemplate all that later.
ProbablyCursed: Did any of you have issues with getting One for All?
FashionVictim: Uh, hi? And no, not really?
TheCoolerBnuuy: Nope.
NotADeku: Same. Why?
ProbablyCursed: It didn't work for me.
TheCoolerBnuuy: What do you mean it didn't work?
ProbablyCursed: Finished early. Ate the hair. Waited a week. Nothing.
Miss-Direction: Wait, you had to eat hair?!?
NotADeku: What do you mean nothing? Did it not manifest or something?
ProbablyCursed: Checked, All Might still seems to have it. Ate another hair, still nothing.
ProbablyCursed: Running theory is that something is just blocking me from getting the Quirk.
Frills_and_Violence: ...I don't want to even consider this, but what if that's your Quirk? Being unable to receive Quirks?
ProbablyCursed: ...God fucking damn it. Would that just make me Quirkless 2?
ProbablyCursed: Still somehow the most Quirkless member of my class though.
SonicBoom: Wait, back up. What do you mean by that?
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hey. it's okay that your self-ship blog is small.
your blog doesn't need to be big or be noticed by tons of people to be considered a "good" one. your self-ship doesn't need to be noticed and praised by tons of people to be considered valid. you don't need any followers to help validate that your self-ship is good enough.
the point of self-shipping is to feel love for a character in a way that makes you happy. a romantic f/o is supposed to make you feel special and loved. a platonic f/o is supposed to make you feel like someone has your back. a familial f/o is supposed to make you feel like you have someone to come home to. a pet f/o is supposed to make you feel happy and joyful. an enemy f/o is supposed to make you feel creative.
getting a lot of notes, a ton of asks, a bunch of followers- that doesn't matter. self-shipping is not a popularity thing, it's not a trend, it's not something you should feel the need to put yourself out for.
you should do it to have fun, feel comforted, be safe, think of yourself, take care of your mental and physical health. do it because it makes you happy. do it for your f/o that'll know you better than any follower or anon ever will.
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Dustin: Why are you being such a dick, Steve?!
Eddie: Yeah, man. What’s gotten into to you?
Steve: Well obviously not you, Eddie!
[pause]
Dustin: HUH?!!!
Eddie, pushing Dustin out of the room: GO EAT YOUR LUNCH!
Dustin: IT’S 8PM—
Eddie: EAT IT!! *slams the door*
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I've said it before and I'll say it again and again...
Astarion would have a phenomenal ass.
As a rogue aficionado, let me go into why.
Acrobatics proficiency = gymnast's build (even better if he has expertise in it)
High dexterity = dancer's build
Sneaking / Crouching = constant squats
Uncanny Dodge / Evasion = basically lunges + glute bridges
Thief subclass + Second-Story Work = step ups and/or jump squats
Lock picking = reverse lunge to get in positon
Basically, his whole day is filled with an excellent set of ass exercises. Throw in a few more things like donkey kicks and clam shells and his entire posterior would be covered.
Now would he have a huge butt? Not necessarily-- but it would certainly be quite toned and, at a very minimum, a good size for grabbing. 🖐🏽
In conclusion: he got buns hun.
Thank you for coming to my recurring TedTalk. I'll see you again next time I'm thinking of the pale elf's butt.
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deer/sheep can supposedly walk ~9 miles on average a day for food and whatnot, so I feel like satyrs would be like those people who walk an hour to the gas station for a snack run. It would be a common friendship activity
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