“ my new goal in life is to find a word with no definition ”
“ what’s her name? Rosie O’Donnell . . . is she dead now ? ”
“ i pee oil ”
“ she might have nice feet ”
“ you big boulder ! ”
“ oh not the garden ”
“ i got asthma & i’m fat ! i can’t be running ”
“ i’m full of tiredness, depression & frustration. no i am not okay “
“ of course it’s iconic, i’m in it ”
“ can you please watch Kim Possible. you had no childhood ! ”
“ mandatory extra credit — but it’s worth nothing ”
“ i always have the urge to say it . . . bazinga ! ”
“ damn is that a cup with stuff in it ? ”
“ IT’S HOODIE SEASON BITCHES !! WHIP OUT THEM FLANNELS !! ”
“ damn guys you did it, i’m straight now ”
“ glue is just sticky water ”
“ you can’t rob me i’m broke ”
“ what the FUCK is a burgercheese ?! ”
“ what in the 100 year old titty is that ?! ”
“ are you actually missing chromosomes ? ”
“ they’re not getting my urine ! ”
“ a beese churger ”
“ & i didn’t see it all the other times you showed it to me either ”
“ mobey frick that’s not cool ”
“ can you wash my tooth ? ”
“ mrs. butt worth ? ”
“ you spoke so loud my cup heard it ”
“ stop it ! you can’t cha cha that smooth ! ”
“ like tin i have been foiled ”
“ sometimes you just gotta poop ”
“ one second I’m organizing my 3’s ”
“ it’s romanslut . . . what ? that’s my password ! ”
Ew, don't put any virgils on my pizza please. You know, scratch the whole order. I want a burgercheese. But with no cheese, replace the cheese with your will to live. I need a new one of those
He looks at his flashcards, shuffling until he find the one he needs. "Bold of you to assume I have a will to live."
If I mash that bad boy down, I might be able to eat it without breaking my jaw. At least I'd like to try 🍔🔥🍔🔥🍔🔥🍔 . Pic courtesy of @burg_watcher : This is a triple patty "wise guy" burger from @theoldcivic in forestway. Featuring three juicy beef patties, triple cheese, gherkins, sliced tomato, onion, and mustard + ketchup combo. Naturally I added bacon, because let's face it, it makes everything better 🐖🔥👌🏼 . . . #fbas #burgwatcher #frizburgs #theoldcivic #wiseguy #beef #burger #triplets #perfection #lickyourphone #eatlikeshit #comfortfood #burgergrip #instagood #instagood #instagram #picoftheday #foodpics #foodstsgram #fiveguys #cheese #burgercheese #thosebuns #lunch http://ift.tt/2mWgdt8