#but I did my best

[oakbuggy]

i finally fucking drew him

this game is not a want ITS A NEED AND I NEED IT BAD

i may as well put in my twit, just wanna slowly get on it

[pugglers]

I uh

[ratatoast]

Son coeur est le tien

Alastor x Reader qpr (general headcanons)

a/n: halfway through writing this, i realised that maybe my idea of a qpr might be different than someone else's haha,,, also, this is the very first time I've written for hazbin hotel lol (and should i mention that english isn't my first language? haha)

that being said, i hope y'all enjoy this mess :P

also also if y'all would like me to continue writing Alastor qpr (cuz there's def a shortage on that), feel free to send me prompts :)) i obvi wont write nsfw, but other than that, i think anything is fine (?)

Being in a qpr with the radio demon would include…

Long talks over tea/coffee

There’s never any awkward silence between the two of you. You two could be chatting about the most mundane things, and the conversation would still flow perfectly.

He’d definitely learn exactly how you like your hot beverage.

I personally can’t imagine him being an avid coffee drinker tbh, but I don’t think he’d mind if you are one.

Takes your tea parties very seriously, knows all your favourite pastries, puts on some smooth jazz, brings out the fine china, etc

Loves listening to you talking about your day, your current interests, hobbies, etc. Even if the topic itself isn’t all that interesting to him, he’ll still listen to you.

The both of you love gossiping with each other. Neither of you will admit it to others though.

Petnames

You very rarely hear your given name come out of this man’s mouth.

He never calls you anything that he deems too sickly sweet, usually sticks to dear, sweetheart, or darling.

If he’s having a particularly great day, he might call you love, but that doesn’t happen very often.

Constant praises & words of affirmation

I think words of affirmation is one of his main love languages.

He constantly showers you with praises, telling you how gorgeous you look, how witty your jokes are, etc.

We all know that this man is a charmer, however his compliments to you are more than just empty words… most of the time :p

Do keep in mind that this man is a master manipulator tho, so he isn't above using sweet talk to get what he wants.

Playful banter that keeps you on your toes

He loves a good back and forth, especially if his darling is a particularly witty individual.

The two of you can turn any conversation into a battle of words.

However, if you take it too far, he’s not afraid to put you in your place with a couple of sharp words, aimed to hurt.

But most of the time it’s just good fun :)

Never having to so much as lift a finger

He’s very big on acts of service.

Forget about opening doors or pulling out chairs for yourself.

He takes being a gentleman very seriously, especially when it comes to you.

But not only is he a gentleman, he’s also a powerful overlord.

So if you ever need anything, be that a new pair of shoes, or getting rid of a particularly nasty demon, consider it done.

Being his closest confidant

We all know that Alastor has many acquaintances, however he falls short on meaningful connections.

He doesn’t let people get too close to him, and it is sort of understandable why.

You are one of the only exceptions to that.

You know more about this man than all of hell combined.

It took a while for him to open up to you, and even longer until he started telling you about his past.

He’s the kind to drop hints about himself and let you figure out the rest.

Trust goes a long way with him, I think he’d be more open to sharing his plans and such with someone that he knows won’t question his every move.

Even so, there’s still a lot that you don’t know about him, but you’ll just have to take what you can.

You can dress however you want… as long as it fits his taste

He’s not all too picky about what you wear.

Contrary to popular belief, he wouldn’t expect you to be in full glam 24/7.

If you like more revealing clothes, well, he’ll just have to make sure that anyone that dares to as much as look at you the wrong way is taken care of.

That being said, looking well put together is a must.

You represent him in a way, and he expects you to look the part.

He can’t have you wandering the streets of hell in rags that not even the lowest sinners would wear.

Absolutely no modern technology allowed

Do I even need to explain this?

He’d rather be safe than sorry when it comes to the possibility of Vox messing with you.

You are never truly alone

Alastor would make sure to accompany you on your outings as much as his schedule allows it.

But let’s be real, he’s a very busy man.

He makes sure that a few of his shadows keep an eye on you though, even in his absence.

I don’t think your personal strength matters in this case, as I’ve mentioned before, there’s very little that this man wouldn’t do for you, especially when it comes to your personal safety.

Lets you get closer to him than anyone else

This time, I’m talking about physical closeness.

We all know that he isn’t big on physical touch.

However, I feel like you could get away with a lot more than others.

When the two of you are walking somewhere, it’s not unusual for him to offer you his arm.

When you’re standing next to him, he sometimes rests his hand on your back, although that is often a subconscious thing.

If you’re having a particularly rough day, he isn’t too opposed to letting you hug him.

You can also get away with laying on his lap sometimes, and if he’s feeling exceptionally gracious, he might even pet your hair.

PDA is definitely a big no-no, on one hand he has an image to protect, but I also just don’t think he’d be too comfortable with showing his more vulnerable side in public.

As for kisses… if you haven’t seen each other in a while, he might greet you with a kiss on your hand, but that’s as far as it ever goes.

He’s not a very touchy-feely person, so if that bothers you… good luck finding someone better than the radio demon ;)

me af tbh lmao

anway, thanks for reading pookies mwah (slash platonic lol)

[soriplvzu]

Vash the Stampede — TRIGUN fanart

Art request 🤍

[burstingsunrise]

i only threw this party for you❣️

[luckycharms1701]

Headcanons on flirting styles for the rise boys? Fave pick-up lines? Do they even use those? How often to they ignore their dad’s advice lol

okay anon-chan. you deserve better than this tbh. but i have been staring at this shit for over 12 hours now. this is as good as it's gonna get right now. sorry.

Raph:

This poor boy. He tries so hard. But for some reason he can’t understand, he only ever gets numbers when he’s not trying to flirt. (It’s because when he’s genuinely himself, he’s super attractive, but when he flirts… well.) He’d be a natural if he didn’t try so, so hard. But then he wouldn’t be himself, so it’s an eternal catch-22 for him.

He becomes super aware of his size when he approaches someone, and tends to hunch in on himself. This can sometimes come across as condescending, especially if whomever he approaches is sensitive about their height. Never ends well.

If you flirt with him, he’s probably going to look over his shoulder to make sure you’re talking to him and not someone else. He’s going to get shy, probably rub the back of his neck, and blush a lot. It’s going to be absolutely adorable.

He wants to listen to what Splinter tells them about flirting. Unfortunately he doesn’t have the same confidence, and it shows. He uses the right words, but they come across wrong because of tone, body language, or vibe.

Raph would never touch a pick-up line. He’s too straightforward. He will pick his moments to set the mood instead. Waits for a particular song to come on in the club. Makes sure to bump into you in the park while you’re admiring the scenery. It definitely helps sometimes, especially when he remembers to be genuine.

Leo:

So. Leo. He thinks he’s so smooth. I hate to say it, but he can be. He’s managed to score his fair share of numbers. But for every four numbers he gets, he leans on the counter, slips, and falls flat on his face. He gets better as he ages though. He uhhhh gets a lot better as he ages. Smooth like butter even.

He has this way of smoldering at you that either makes you swoon or laugh your ass off. There is no in between. A lot of his flirting relies on his body, because he knows he looks good. He is the face man, after all. So he is incredibly careful with his body language. He also gets this burr in his voice that his brothers make fun of him incessantly for, but really, really does it for whomever he approaches.

If you flirt with him, it’s going to surprise him, but only for a moment. Then that smirk will grace his face and he’ll turn on the charm. It’s going to be hard to tell who approached who after a while.

Lives and dies by Splinter’s flirting advice. Leo of all his brothers is in the best position to follow said advice, and he knows it. It works pretty well for him. He is especially good at the ‘lowering glasses and winking’ trick.

Pick-up line king! It takes a lot of trial and error and workshopping. He is a quick study when it comes to people though so he manages to figure out when and what kind of pick-up line to use. Once that happens he is devastatingly effective with them.

Donnie:

Donnie almost never flirts. He has more important things on his mind. He is covered in bitches (gender neutral) anyway. Does not understand. Usually he gets rid of them with his bluntness, but that makes it worse with some of them? Needless to say he doesn’t go out much.

When he does flirt though? He takes a page from Leo’s book. Or tries to. Clearly he must have the body too, or people wouldn’t flock to him. Unfortunately, his sense of drama is different from Leo’s, so the same tactics don’t work. He doesn’t realize that it’s not necessarily his looks that attract people (they definitely help though).

If you flirt with him, prepare to be at it for a long time. You need to be diligent to get anywhere with him. It’s much easier if you’re cute but mean though, that gets his attention really fast.

Donnie doesn’t even know that Splinter gives them flirting advice.

He tried a pick-up line once. Once. He might outlive the restraining order if he stays healthy.

Mikey:

Mikey is a cutie pie youngest child and he knows it. He can and will use it to his advantage. Unfortunately the type of people that tends to attract- well, they’re not the ones he’s hoping for. Can and will do little tricks with his mystic powers to try and impress the flirtee, much to Draxum’s chagrin.

He studies how Leo flirts a lot, and it helps him attract people who are more his type. He uses cutesy nicknames for people, and he finds that helps too. When he can make them look at him differently with a spicy look or comment, that’s when he knows he’s got their number in his pocket.

If you flirt with him, prepare for the cuteness to be turned up to 10. He’s gonna try and emphasize whatever he thinks brought you to him. You will absolutely fluster the fuck out of him if you call him ‘handsome’.

He listens to Splinter sometimes, and he’s tried a few of the tricks with mixed results. He needs to adapt them in order to match his own personality before they do much for him.

He LOVES cheesy pick-up lines, and uses them liberally. There’s no way he’s interested in someone who doesn’t like cheesy pick-up lines. Although, if they protest but hide a smile, he’s going to try and see what he can do to get them to break. He’s a handful.

[me-sploh-rada-imas]

nace in the new wttb [x]

[meru-chanowo]

Zack always loved Cloud's eyes. These soft baby blue eyes that were a crucial part of him. After all, aren't eyes the window to the soul? It made it so easy to read him. When he'd be happy, shy or even angry and fearful.

Zack doesn't like Cloud's eyes. Electric blue, mako around the pupils. It's a painful reminder of how he's failed to protect him. He misses the softness Cloud's eyes once held.

[anessthetic]

C̸R̸I̸M̶I̶N̴A̴L̴ ̶C̶R̶I̷M̵I̶N̵A̵L̸ ̵C̷R̵I̸M̸I̵N̷A̵L̶ ̶C̴R̵I̵M̷I̵N̷A̷L̵

tried into dave miller design!!

[echoes-lighthouse]

Having a villain f/o, more like

I could fix him. He's perfect as he is. How will I live with the guilt of the pain caused by the person I love. I want to see him covered in blood and gasping for air. I want to kiss the taste of iron from his lips. He could reach into my ribcage and pull out my heart. He could keep me safe from harm, glowering at anyone who even looks at me. I want him to see me at my most dangerous and love me for my power. I want to curl up at his feet like a cat and sleep there while he plots. I want him to break me. I want to see him broken. I want us to twist ourselves around each other until we are a single creature. I want him cold and distant, I want him clinging and vulnerable. I want him to destroy everyone who's wronged me, and I want him to kill me for the wrong I've done myself. I want to lay my head on his chest and listen to his breath, I want to curl up inside his heart and live within his bloodstream. Is this love?

[pascow]

Bill Skarsgård as Sven Stolpe in BURN ALL MY LETTERS (2022) dir. Björn Runge

[dira333]

Kita Shinsuke - Happy accidents

Words: 1014, requested by @misfit-megumi

There’s a saying you’ve heard before.

“There are no mistakes, just happy accidents.”

You’ve disagreed with that before.

There’s nothing about losing your keys and having to wait in the cold for hours until your landlord has mercy and lets you back in. Or dropping coffee on your shirt right before an important meeting. Or… well, you could go on.

And today is one of these days where nothing seems to go your way. 

It started in the morning, like it usually does, with a missed train and ends with you carefully checking your lipstick in the reflective glass doors as you wait for your date.

He’s already fifteen minutes late but you try to see the bright side of it - at least this way he didn’t notice you coming in five minutes later than agreed, red faced and a little bit sweaty from the stress.

Another fifteen minutes pass and you swirl your almost empty glass at the bar, teetering on the edge of annoyance. There’s no way you’re getting stood up today, not after everything that has happened so far.

The doors open and you risk another look, hope rising as you notice it’s a single guy this time.

You have no idea how your date tonight is supposed to look, just that he’s supposed to wear a black jacket, which is an awful marker considering almost everyone in here is wearing a black jacket. Well, the male guests at least.

He’s tall and kind-faced, his hair an interesting mix of light grey and charcoal and it looks almost like paint brushes dipped into ink. He’s cute and surprisingly attractive for the friend of a friend.

But Anko said he worked out so it does fit the description.

You wave, a little shyly at first, until he notices you. His face is blank as he walks over and you meet him in the middle, a little breathless at the height difference.

“I’m so glad you didn’t stand me up.” You breathe and something flickers over his face, too fast to catch before you realise that you sounded a little desperate right there.

“I mean there’s nothing wrong with you not wanting to go on a blind date with me, I mean I think it’s a blind date for you, I didn’t get a picture but maybe you did. I was just worried because you’re late and my day was awful and these shoes are cute but they gave me serious blisters and I’m going to stop talking now.”

You blink up at him, an awkward smile tugging at your lips as you wish, not for the first time in your life, you could just take the words you’ve said and push them back in your mouth.

“I’d like to hear more,” he says, honesty dripping from his lips.

It’s something you haven’t seen before, someone speaking sweet things so earnestly. There is no smoothness that makes your skin crawl.

He opens his mouth to say more when a waiter interrupts the two of you.

“Kita-san? Your table is ready.”

“Oh…” You pull your hands back from where they’d been reaching for him.

“You’re not… I’m so sorry. I thought.” You cringe as you realise what has just transpired.

“No, no…” His tone is almost soft now and his hands gingerly touch yours, pulling away again as if to give you space. “Don’t worry. I’d very much like to take you on a date, even more now that you’ve been stood up, but I already have plans. Would you… would you mind it being a group thing?”

Your eyes widen at his question, your body tenses, fully ready to run if this is some weird swinger stuff, but he sends you a tentative smile that’s too honest to be creepy.

“I usually go out for food with an old friend once a month and he’s going to be here any minute. I’d cancel but that’s not something I do. I like to keep my commitments. I’ll leave the decision to you.”

“Oh, well, I suppose… if I’m not intruding?”

It’s a bit awkward at first, sitting between Kita Shinsuke and his friend Miya Osamu. Miya throws his friend looks that tell you just how unusual this setup is. But he’s nice, funny and forces you to take a bite out of every plate, pressing into you to get proper knowledge about good food.

Where he is almost overwhelming, Kita is a calming presence.

He asks about your job and your day, offers bandaids for your blisters and a compliment that’s told so dryly, you need a moment to register it.

“They are indeed very cute shoes.”

When the evening ends, Kita insists on driving you home. For the first time since you’ve heard that phrase, you think that maybe there are some things as happy accidents because you’ve certainly ended this day with two more friends than you started with.

As he parks the car in front of your apartment complex, he rests his hands on the steering wheel and turns to you, his brows pulled into a frown.

“I don’t think I’d ever be recommended for a blind date.” He starts and you’re quick to reassure him.

“No, no. You’d be highly recommended. You’re hot and nice and kind a-and I’m going to stop talking again.”

His lips pull into a quick smile.

“I’m a farmer. I don’t live in the city and this is the cleanest my truck has been in weeks. I don’t have much to offer but if you’d like-”

“Yes!” You interrupt him before realising you have no idea what you’re agreeing to. “I mean, go on, sorry.”

He laughs now, a soft, gentle sound.

“I wanted to ask if you’d like to meet again but I guess you already gave me your answer.”

A warm, welcoming silence settles between you, one you don’t dare to break and for the first time in a long time, it doesn’t feel hard to enjoy the quiet and even less so when his warm hand settles over yours.

Happy accidents, indeed.

[angry-geno-is-score]

"I know you didn't mean it that way but buying a selkie fish is a marriage proposal"

..."I know you didn't mean it that way, but buying a selkie fish is a marriage proposal," Vince says all in a rush, "and I just wanted to tell you so that you know. Obviously I know you didn't mean it like that, and I didn't--I didn't take it that way, but that's... that's what it means." Adam blinks, taken aback by the sudden deluge of words. Vince had been quiet for most of the day since Adam brought him back his gift this morning--a beautiful, freshly-caught Chinook salmon, silver-black scales winking in the early golden sunlight as it sat in the bed of ice Adam presented it in--to the point where Adam almost thought Vince forgot about it. He hadn't been sure, but now... Now everything kind of makes sense. "I know," Adam says carefully, understanding that he needs to tread cautiously here. "That's why I bought it." Vince swallows audibly and bites at his bottom lip, looking unexpectedly upset where he sits at the dinner table across from Adam. "No, you don't understand. It's, like... It's not even like giving someone a ring. It's forever." Adam blinks. "I know, love." Vince shakes his head. "No, you don't know. I--" Adam gets up from the table abruptly, setting his silverware down with a clink. He walks into the next room, where his work desk and a shelf of books stand against the wall, and he grabs one of the newer books from the middle shelf. He carries it back to the dining room, sets it down in front of Vince, and waits. Vince mouths the English words of the title slowly. Courting Habits of Selkies and Sirens, by Jordan Eberle. "Jordy is an old friend of mine," Adam explains carefully. "His husband also happens to be a selkie. I asked him for help when it came to... expressing my interest in you, and he gave me this." When Vince looks up from the cover of the book, his eyes are wide with disbelief and shining with tears. "So you did know what it meant when you bought me the fish?" he asks, voice tiny. Adam gives him a small, somewhat shy smile. "I knew," he says. "And you accepted it, so..." The slow spreading of Vince's giant, joyful grin is a gorgeous thing to watch, like the dawning of the sun at daybreak. "So we're gonna get married," he realizes, giddy. "So you want me forever?" "Forever," Adam says. As Vince bounces up from his chair and comes around the table to give him a huge hug, Adam figures it wouldn't hurt to give Jordy and Canner a fruit basket with their wedding invitation.

[running-tweezers]

Vamps + Partners Phone Lockscreen Headcanons

Vincent:

A picture of Lovely, dressed up for a date, leaning casually against the hood of his car, eating a Blizzard from Dairy Queen.

Lovely:

A photo they took of Wonderworld at night, during a storm. They somehow managed to capture a perfect streak of lightning across the sky.

Sam:

First of all, if Sam had it his way, he’d still be using the Blackberry Curve he had back before he was turned. He loved that thing. But now he’s got a candid photo of Darlin taken at the Solstice party with the biggest, genuine smile on their face.

Darlin:

Darlin and Asher send each other chaotic memes with no context on a regular basis. Asher sent them this one and they immediately set it as their lockscreen. It spoke to them.

William:

This man has seen centuries of technological advancements, and he does his best to keep up. He asked Vincent to help him set up his newest phone. He‘s seen how people personalize them and wanted that for himself as well. Vincent and Lovely teamed up to help him do just that. He settled on an old Rococo painting that still stuck with him after seeing it hundreds of years ago.

[5qui99l3draws]

welcome back to Drawing Cool People I Saw on Public Transport

[jamieedlund]

Aaravos + short hair 💜✨

All I want for Christmassss~ is fluffly short haired masterrrr~~ This week's brainrot, might come back with a full illust for this but have YOU EVER- WONDERED???

Bonus Callum, standing perfectly still: