#but I love eggs on toast

[samayla]

Not me over here, speed-running all the stages of grief because I made eggs on toast like my dad's, only I tried frying the eggs in chili crisp this morning, and they're Amazing, and they're better than his, and he would Love them, but he's not around anymore, so I can't cook them for him, or call him to tell him about it, and no one else in my family loves breakfast quite like he did, so no one else will be as excited about these stupid, stupid eggs as he would...

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

self-love is me resisting the urge to eat the leftovers I have in the fridge as a bedtime snack, out of compassion and adoration for future-me, who deserves to wake up in the morning and eat something delicious without having to cook it first

[tblsomedoodles]

The Preferable Alternative - part 6

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An Idea has been Had : )

[icewindandboringhorror]

What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

[coquettecowboy]

Bunny Egg 🐇🥚made by @plantdada 💕

[intercal]

extremely photogenic loaf of bread that I baked today

[release-the-hound]

Share your breakfast with Whim, or there will be consequences.

[moe-broey]

Men only want ONE THING and it's DISGUSTING (Guy who's uour best friend who's always happy to see you who visibly lights up and sparkles when you enter the room who's comstantly looking out for you and doting on yiu just a little bit and making sure you're taken care of and who you trust so mucj so completely that you can share a bath and sleep side by side amd you'rw. Best Friwneds...)

AND YET. AND YET. Moe has something Worse than self-loathing going on. Like this is just denial at this point. And for WHAT (PSYCHOLOGICAL REASONS. IT'S SO DIRE)

[abyssmalice]

"Anyone can make a Big Brother Haters Club for my brother. However - I will always be the first, the original, the pioneer! The biggest the most the strongest!! Hater!! Of my brother. No one else can compete and no one else can surpass me!! Just to remind you all again."

[old-stoneface]

vimes buying a pizza for vetinari in feet of clay makes me laugh so hard . he just went and picked that up like "this cannot possibly be poisoned so its safe to eat" and vetinari reacted like hes never seen a pizza before in his whole life. the man is from genua, fantasy italy, and hes never seen a pizza before? good gods. and then vetinari picked at it and ate the parts he liked and then put it down

[pactw]

spreen meeting chayanne (who immediately tried to fight him)

[13eyond13]

doing this amazing new thing called eating well EVERY DAY and drinking enough water EVERY DAY and trying to get a bit of a healthy walk in EVERY DAY and sleeping at least 7 hours EVERY DAY... and then looking at my Fitbit stats like a nerd to see what happens EVERY DAY... will let you know if anything interesting does happen

[banhbotloc]

[ID: 3 photos of making mushroom and egg toast, showing 1) a cutting board with mushrooms, purple garlic, and a shallot, 2) a frying pan with sauteed mushrooms and two fried eggs, and 3) a plate with two pieces of toast piled with sauteed mushrooms and a fried egg each, plus many cherries next to the toast. End ID]

an extremely farmer's market meal featuring purple hardneck garlic + tart cherries + crimini and shiitake mushrooms from the market this morning, plus a shallot + fried eggs + toast + honey diijon + salt and pepper and maggi sauce for my favorite meal i've made this summer, inspired by lucy knisley's sauteed mushroom recipes + leanne brown's things on toast

[jerboa-unofficial]

incredibly unjust and unfair that i am currently not living with my friends up early in the morning making scramby eggs and maybe even some toast for us to eat for breakfast together at a table wayching the birds outside the window right now

[tuhbanbuv]

Here's some more Saturn as promised! I have old Crayola markers but they're not so good so I didn't use them much. They're not too good with coloring people, especially people of color, so that's why half of it is just pencil.

Ngl I think that Jim would be extra careful + hella emotional with newborn Saturn, both because he's already emotional and he worries he might accidentally hurt her with his supersuit. Joke's on him, Saturn has the strength of an Insectikette AND his super strong/four brained altered worm DNA.

[scoutingthetrooper]