A compilation of all the guys Max has either flirted with or shown some interest in throughout the franchise, and by franchise I mean cartoon + Telltale because I couldn't find other moments or forgot about them/hadn't seen the entry of the franchise they come from yet.
(Btw you can click the quotes under each pic to get more context)
1. Sam (whole franchise)
"No way, Sam! I could never stop loving you!"
2. Mack Salmon ("They Came from Down There")
"He's a fancy talker ~"
3. Muskie ("They Came from Down There" Btw it's also the episode in which Max does the "gay hand thing", so whoever was making this episode really wanted to hammer it down that Max isn't straight)
"Whoo. He's a keeper ~"
4. Hugh Bliss (all of Telltale S1 + 1-2 lines in S2)
"Who, me? Well, I'm, I'm flattered, but..."
5. Abe Lincoln statue head (one line in Telltale 106)
"This is all happening so fast! I don't know what to say!"
6. Flint Paper (several dialogues in Telltale S2+S3, plus Max being literally unable to shut up about his "semi-attractive single neighbor" in Poker Night 1)
"Me too. I really love that guy"
7. Mr. Reaperphone (one line in Telltale 205)
"Hey, good lookin'! I'll be back to cut you down later!"
8. Grandpa Stinky ??? Not really but the dialogue still kinda shows Max is into guys ? I mean, he's likely being sarcastic but given the fact that it's Max, It could go either ways 🤔 (one line in Telltale 205)
"Making the moves on an attractive woman instead of a grizzled old man. Weird."
9. Skun-ka'pe (at least one line in Telltale S3)
"Well, he IS pretty charismatic, Sam. And he's from space, which is a plus."
10. Superball ? I don't really see it as Max showing attraction but just in case some might (one line in Telltale 301)
"Wow. I feel really very close to you now, Agent Superball."
11. Sam clones (Telltale 304; also the way Max has such a big-ass grin everytime he compliments the clones...)
"The ghost of J Edgar Hoover is raising an unholy army of sexually provocative Sam clones!"
12. Ash Williams (one line in Telltale Poker Night 2)
"Even the ultra-rare "naked Ash" variant. Yowza!"
Bonus : Max getting Harry's number for a mission and Sam knowing his partner all-too-well (Telltale 301)
"Nice work, little buddy! Make sure you wait three days to call, or he'll think you're desperate."
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I find really frustrating when I'm watching a gameplay and the youtuber just hates a characther because they doesn't have shit figure out or a perfect set of morals even if they are called out in the story when they are wrong and cleary have reasons/is complex it just takes the fun out of something that should be entartening.
No I don't wanna watch someone trash a characther I care about for no reason. It's not funny to hear about how they are wrong to crumble under the pressure they are on and it makes no sense to condem them for not getting other people struggles while ignoring theirs or blaming them for their mental health.
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I didn’t even know Overwatch 2 came out today and I work under the Activision Umbrella sjfkskfks
Like am I just oblivious or do I just not care; how much marketing was there leading up to it bc I definitely did not see any personally 😂
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