#but also a gentleman

[ab4eva]

hello hello I am delighted to have finally located another callum Turner girl!!!!!!! Yay!!!!

Oh my gosh! Honey darling! Hi hello and thank you for stopping by to scream about our lovely man! Eeeee! He’s just the bees knees and truly makes me weak 😮‍💨 I think he’s my actual dream man and I’m so mad about that lol

If you haven’t listened to this podcast yet, I highly recommend it. I love just listening to him speak and he does a lot of it here! Also fascinated by his voice and how half the time it sounds like he has marbles in his mouth and I love it. 🤭

[wonusite]

I know Josh and han are called evil twins and i know that Josh is not an actual gentleman ( i mean look at jihoon's reactions everytime someone says Josh is a gentleman and youll know what i mean)

So i think them fucking you at the same time would be full of teasing, especially if you have been a bad girl or they are just in the mood to punish you

Yes please, i would let these two do whatever they want to me as long as both of them turn into real gentlemen when it comes to aftercare and i KNOW for a fact that they are top tier in aftercare

(btw i am just joking when i say josh is not a real gentleman, its just for the consept of him being a softie on the outside and a mean dom on the inside)

bestie, how are u gonna proceed like this knowing i’m down horrendous for these two men :)

like hannie would just slap ur aching cunt while josh slowly fucks his cock into you, both edging you until you’re literally crying. then they would both just fuck you so roughly until your legs are trembling and you’re unable to talk.

ofc they would clean you up and cuddle you afterwards, running a bath or just laying with you and whispering sweet nothings into your ear.

[mountainshroom]

Recent hazbin sketches :) just a reluctant stepdad and his overenthusiastic daughter bonding

[tibli]

I love when arthropods have a pseudopupil. It's so whimsical and cute, and they come in so many varieties!!

little kitty cat eyes!!!

bombastic side eyes!!!!

cartoon character eyes!!!!

bigass anime eyes!!!!!

BE NOT AFRAID eyes!!!!!

[otaku553]

Remember when I said I was cooking a Really self indulgent au?

Here it is! In which Ace picks up a different shipwrecked masked aspiring adventure-novelist on Sixis :)

Spade Pirates’ First Mate Sabo AU

Except Sabo and Ace both don’t realize it’s each other because Sabo still has amnesia and Ace can’t recognize Sabo after 7 years because of the mask

This came from the writing prompt someone gave me of Sabo and Deuce interaction and once I got thinking about them I was like. There’s too many parallels. And couldn’t stop thinking about it

In this AU Sabo doesn’t get saved by Dragon, washes up onshore on Goa before he dies, and survives to set sail again a week or so later, but still has amnesia. Realizing that sailing alone as a ten year old is pretty unfeasible though, he stops sailing after the first few islands and lives as a feral forest child on his own for the next seven years until he feels ready and strong enough to try again.

He chooses his own name, Tage (pronounced taj), based on the assumption that Sabo is his last name and his belongings are too ruined to read his given name :) credit to whery for the name pun idea it’s absolutely genius

I might do some short comics for this if I ever get around to it but for now it’s just a loose collection of ideas!

[pure-oddity]

Kyle as a boyfriend is reeeeaaall nice.

He's a recon guy, he does his research. First few dates he says enough to keep the conversation going but he's focused on listening, watching, observing.

He sees how you eat, how you talk, how you walk, fuck he's cataloging how you sit. And he's comprehending what you say, actively filing things away. All these little gold nuggets of info.

So that when date 3 or 4 comes around youre left stuttering and bashful as all hell because you've never had a guy put in so much fucking effort? Like:

You need him to be direct? "I'm looking for something long-term, marriage - preferably within 2 years but I can be flexible. Do you wanna talk about how you feel regarding children and see if we align?"

Want him to show that he thinks of you even ehen you arent around? "Hey I'm back, I know you like the pubs wings so I grabbed you a box, had to fight the boys off it."

Want him to pull his weight and be an active equal partner? "Hey I just finished grabbing the groceries, I grabbed stuff for a new recipe - did you want me to grab anything special on my way out?" Or "Hey hand me any cups you've got I'm about to do the dishes, let me finish that and I'll seperate my clothes so you can do the laundry."

He's just...so fucking capable and genuinely wants the relationship to work and be successful. He takes pride in keeping a happy home and an even happier significant other.

Yall have long talks about the distance and strain his job causes. Very good with check-ins to make sure you aren't feeling neglected and he's not feeling lonely or overly stressed.

Communication and observation KING.

And he's loving!! He's a forhead kisses, gotta be touching you at night, walks on the outside of the sidewalk kinda guy! He'll link pinkies while yall walk, randomly lean over to kiss you "cause I(he) wanted to" with the cutest little smile. Sets up photoshoots for holidays and special events so he can have pictures of the two of yall (sends his family Christmas cards of yall).

Pet names include: love, baby, sweetheart, doll

[demaparbat-hp]

Oh, Aang, you're really in it now...

This is Zu—I mean, Jian Li and Katara's second meeting in the Kyoshi Warriors AU. The first proper one, anyway.

Once they get through a minor difference of opinion or two (“I can carry my own basket!” “Never said you—” “I'm not weak!” “I didn't—” “Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean—” “Would you listen for once, woman?!” ) they'll become nearly inseparable.

For now Jian Li will carry Katara's basket all the way to the Kyoshi Warriors' dojo and, once there, they'll mercilessly tease Sokka when they see him in uniform.

[mermaidlighthouse]

Stede to Anne and Mary: “I’d been gut stabbed and Ed just **happened upon** the ship I was bleeding out on”

ummmmmm Ed??? Eddie???? Babe???? Sweet jellybean???? Have you never told him you were fuckin following him around cuz you were already fascinated with him…like you were down bad just cuz he one upped Izzy…like……

[queerwolfsstuff]

*SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2 EPISODE 6 OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH*

I don't know what's better, this scene, or Con O'Neill's voice.

[callmemerry00]

I'm reading vol 2 rn and book Shen Wei is a MESS

Meanwhile Yunlan: Yeah ofc I'm into that

[hoshiina]

— a guy asks for your number ft. hoshina, narumi, reno

warnings: mentions dick and profanities in hoshina's

[moodyvoid]

Imagine the League of Villains are being scanned by one of those handheld metal detectors.

Obviously, Dabi is setting it off constantly on almost every inch of his body, nearly breaking the damn thing.

Everyone else gets cleared until Mr. Compress is the last one— seeming a bit reluctant for some reason.

His prosthetic arm sets it off, but otherwise everything is in the clear… until it’s lowered to his crotch, where the scanner lets out a loud beep.

Everyone freezes and Mr. Compress shrugs like, “A magician never reveals his secrets.”

[beanghostprincess]

A bit tired of people complaining about Sanji's principle of "not hitting women" being misogynistic when it has been clearly stated multiple times that he does not choose it and it's heavily tied to his trauma and admiration for his dad and respect for women and definitely not from seeing women as somehow weaker than him

[ryllen]

[requinum]

I regret how my guards might be too far away to throw themselves in front of me, and how kevlar vests are too conspicuous for me to wear under my style of suiting. I regret a multitude of stupid things, including how any of them could be my last thoughts. The most desperate sadness would be to die regretting anything, and for a moment I regret everything. ---those who stand for nothing fall for anything

I finished those!!! time to read the las vegas spinoff?? 😭 part (1/2) this is a take on one of the scenes in Part 3 and not how it actually plays out - his hypothetical scenario

[thinwhitedoc]

SHERLOCK | Martin Freeman as John Watson