#but anyways. we're fine lmao

[apnourry]

more Not Nudes yw

[kindahoping4forever]

Hello friends! Just a quick kh4f programming note: I'll be out of commission for most of, if not all of today, as I'm having a minor medical procedure done. (Outpatient, everything's fine, dw! 🫶🏻) So if anything notable happens (fully expecting Ash to announce ai2 the second I'm sedated 😌) and I'm MIA... that's why lol. Try not to have too much fun without me! 😘💙

[artsycloudysleepy]

Trans UnderTale Headcanons

in the wake of seeing someone in the UT fandom be an idiot (not naming names but if yk yk), I raise you my trans headcanons (not canon!) for the AUs and the main game + yellow itself! Plus also some canon trans rep. I'm trans, ik multiple ppl who I'm friends with who are trans, and ik that these events have hurt many ppl. So, for TRANS POSITIVITY: Canon prns/gender: Frisk + Kris + Napstablook + MK are nonbinary they/them! Chara uses they/them! Mettaton is transmasc he/him! Mad Mew Mew is transfem she/her! Paperjam is genderfluid he/she/they! Ink uses he/they! Dream + Nightmare have no sex*!

And I personally heacanon... Chara as agender or agenderflux they/it! Clover as demi-boy he/they! Killer as genderfluid he/she/they/it! Cross as transmasc he/him! (I will die on this hill) Nightmare as agender he/him! Dream as genderfluid or pangenderflux any prns! Ink as demi-boy + demi-enby he/they! Blue as transmasc + intersex he/him, doesn't mind they/them! Lust as transmasc + intersex he/they/it! Fresh as agender + no sex (as a parasite) he/it! Fresh!Ink as agender (due to Fresh's control) he/him (agreed to go by their shared prns)! Outer as genderfluid + transfem she/they/he! I also hc that Monsters in most AUs + UT are called they/them from birth, until they're old enough to know they decide their pronouns and gender (unless they don't really care abt it).

*'no sex' as they're technically demi-gods/balls of energy, so don't count as AFAB, AMAB, or intersex bc they have nothing there. I hc their ecto and vocal range as fluid.

(Also if there's any secret hidden transphobes/transmeds/terfs on my blog gtfo. Any hate or ppl defending the transphobe in question will result in an instant block. If you don't like what I've written, move along already. This goes for any homophobes, too.)

[anxiously-sidequesting]

So I don't know if it was ever revealed how Duncan felt when we killed Malistaire all three times but I'm wondering if maybe some part of him could hate us for that too. Like you hear that and you go "but why. Malistaire was terrible and even Duncan knew that(?). Why would he hate you for getting rid of him."

But like I think it's so....... interesting in a very, very, very sad way how Duncan so easily latches onto anyone who directly feeds into his delusions of grandeur. And that's no fault of his own that he was manipulated by the nasty Schism but when you think about how desperately clung to the idea that Malistaire, easily one of the greatest necromancers any of us had ever heard of (at that time), somehow actually recognized Duncan's talents (even when canon supports that Duncan wasn't all that talented, at least no more than the next necromancer) and then praised him for it so often that Duncan believed that he would be the next Death Professor is. I mean ☹️

So like with that mindset I unfortunately feel like it would be quite easy to twist even Malistaire's death as something that's horrible and awful and all our fault. ESPECIALLY if the Schism was feeding into Duncan's already broken mind and shattered ego and was constantly telling him that everything bad that ever happened to him ever in his life was Our Fault. That's like a realistic conclusion that someone like Duncan could come to

And like, at this point in time, are Malistaire's crimes even a factor in how he thinks????? Was Duncan ever able to separate Malistaire's talent and skills and prowess from the terrible and awful things he did? If Duncan wasn't able to consciously tell that distinction in the first place I can't imagine it would be any better during the years he was being manipulated and isolated and lied to

Like in Duncan's mind it probably isn't, "maybe I shouldn't idolize a national criminal, or idolize anyone at all for that matter, and aspire to be like someone so harmful when I can recognize my own talent and build from there" it's probably more like, "you (the wizard) permanently got rid of a brilliant mind, an innocent person who just made a few mistakes, and someone who believed in me no matter what just so that you could be the better than me and loved by everyone else" and that's! very sad actually!

[ryehouses]

it happened my wife finally said "yknow I think I'm ready to watch jjk," which means I can fulfill the obligations of this CURSE and inflict it upon somebody else, freeing myself from torment,

[marnz]

guess who accepted a conditional offer for the job!!!!!

[teddybeartoji]

PHOBIA OF SEAWEED IS AN ACTUAL THING?????????????????? you see i am not afraid of the open waters nor am i scared of the things that live there,, like i regularly spend time watching deep sea videos i think they're so cool but oh my fucking god the idea of KELP IS MAKING ME LIKE ACTUALLY TWITCH EEEEEEEEUUUUUUUGHHH okok actually looking at it is kind of fine but the thought of it touching my feet is genuinely making me wanna throw up😭😭😭😭😭

[knifearo]

hello bracken 🫡 I've always wanted to get a second aro's opinion on this and also just to Laugh At The Absurdity. And I hope u do not mind the wall of text unprompted

I cut this person out of my life even tho they were my best friend, but when we were close I would tell them about how my roommate (diff room tho) would always bring her boyfriend over and do. well. the devil's tango! frequently! or just generally hang out together and be really loud (ie laughter) at night. I would tell them to be quiet but it never really got better. at this point, I was 1) coming to terms w the fact that I was aro and was beginning to get more comfortable w it and 2) also realizing how kind of insane it was how someone (my roommate) could basically drop most of her other relationships (me included) for a guy she is romantically involved with. we used to get lunch a lot together as roommates but then He came along and that just went away because now He was there and it made me feel pretty sad that I was neglected as a friend. so I would complain to this to my best friend and ofc she agreed it was crazy. but then, one time, after being particularly annoyed by their noise, I said to her something akin to "are allo(romantic) people ok?" And she took that personally! She asked if she would be treated differently by me if she had a bf/gf. and it made me feel so..... ???? bc what??? like no ofc not, but why would u think that? u literally benefit from amatonormativity as someone that experiences romantic attraction, I think an aro person making one (1) joke about allo people is ok 💀🫶 turned out later that they were low-key an arophobe as well as a panphobe despite being queer themselves so rest in piss lmfao but that interaction still rotates in my mind. the allos are so oppressed 🥺🥺🥺🥺

MAN. so much to unpack there. first of all i wish alloromantics Would be oppressed and i hope jakey dies. second of all alloromantics will hear an aro person say literally anything and act like we just kicked their dog and then quit our jobs to take up a full-time career as a cartoon supervillain that's planning to take over the city and. idk. kill batman or something while we're doing it. an aro person opens their mouth and suddenly everyone in the world forgets that jokes exist... ppl literally don't let us say fuck all without being upset about it. anyway! i am of the same opinion that i am when it comes to trans people making jokes about cis people and gay people making jokes about straight people and ace people making jokes about allosexuals. punching up is distinctly different from punching down and if you don't understand what that means then you lack a fundamental understanding of how privilege works and you need to seek out education rather than acting all elon musk "cis is a slur". everyone in the world acts like we are personally throwing rocks at them by making jokes that are inversions of the vitriol that is directed at us and you know what! as i have said before! idgaf and i will be the mean problematic aro forever and ever cause bitches wouldn't like me if i was all niceys about it either. literally god forbid we be sarcastic. anyway i think alloromanticism should be outlawed

"i hate how people who are in relationships treat me differently just because they're in a relationship." "so you would treat me differently just because i was in a relationship??" what are you fucking talking abouuuttttttttttttt

[wildelydawn]

I pitched this angsty Jude and Gavi fic idea to my beta and that was my bad because now all I wanna do is write it but I know it's gonna make me cry and not finish LFTS and I'm trying to be responsible. 😭

[scabbardsystem]

one of these facets is telling the truth and the other one has a gaping hole in his chest hkjgh and lili's here too!

[problemcore]

anyway, if you've been following the saga of me having a pathetic gay crush (if you haven't: eh), the day before i was about to confess to him, me and a couple friends went over to his house to annoy him, and he was wearing a white tank top and i was having actual gay panic in front of him

[nobodybetterlookatme]

The love/hate relationship with my coworkers is so real lmao like why are they like this

[screamingay]

somehow these current roommates we have are the worst that ive known yet and last semester we literally had a girl who smoked cigs IN her bedroom. list of grievances below lol

[fandxmslxt69]

I tried on a couple of my mom's old dresses today (they were cute) for a party we have soon and they looked really cute, she had this nice blue long one and it gave for....goddess vibes? it was very elegant and it was GORGEOUS but the Thunder Thighs did not appreciate it at all

[hella1975]

yes im trying not to be so mean yes im working on my temper but under no section of my Healing Contract does it mention that these things must apply to my sister. in fact if you read the fine print it says im actively allowed to make her miserable. for my mental health

[unproduciblesmackdown]

bonus thing i cherish in this shot is that it's the one time it's immediately noticeable that her hair length is uneven....let's go Cutting One's Own Hair (With Or Without A Mirror) look havers irl (b/c of cutting one's own hair with or without a mirror, maybe) & even when it's recreated on purpose like so