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timidtresleches · 5 months

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i think the idea of postal dude having a house wife/husband/partner is a cute thought but like. one that loves him and is not mean obviously (ie not the bitch). imagine he comes home from nuking a city and his partner is like baaabeee i made u smth **hands him a pie** and hes like ah yes this is why i love coming home again. just mundane affection for him. mwah

alternatively they got him a crack pipe instead and hes like YESSSSS **kisses them** he is so happy either way.

#postal 2 #but can be for the other dudes obvs #postal dude #postal dude x reader #because. thats what was in mind

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cubbyhole-for-flea-bee · 2 months

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Apologies

#shadowpeach #six eared macaque #sun wukong #lmk #lego monkie kid #monkey king #liu'er mihou #I just think it'd be neat if they apologized to each other and then cried and hugged about it #(cuz on god they both have some shit they should get off their chests and own up to)#like holy blue hells they're both just like “I think i shall spend my immortal life ruminating on my greatest regret and letting it fester”#everytime i watch the scene where Macaque is like:#“its good to talk about feelings! obv i don't do it”#i turn into the hands on hips guy meme #DUDE GO TO THERAPY #wukong too lets be real #been reading jttw the west (haven't actually gotten to where SEM shows up in the book yet tho)#and i think that if therapy existed back then tripitaka and sha wujing would've been gently but firmly #herding wukong into the local therapist's waiting room in as many towns they pass as possible #he'd probly grab the door frame and have to be literally pried off #these hypothetical ancient-chinese therapists all have claw marks on the hallways and doors going into their offices #hey how about an au where shadowpeach get therapists who end up getting all the monkey drama news first #and end up on the business-rivals-to-drinking-buddies pipeline #stopped while drawing this like “hey why'd i make mac be touching wukong's face in both sketches?”#and then i remembered that between the two mac's the one who wants to be something to the other #to the point of desperation #its like if they're both cats who got coned swk is the one who sits there miserably accepting his fate #while mac is that one video of the tuxedo cat shrieking and trying to paw it off #i'd read the hell out of a fic where they end up swapping attitudes about their dynamic #in canon wukong's the one who seems like he would like to never see mac again (at times) even tho he really regrets it and it hurts #like mac just gives up on trying to convince himself he can make swk see him as a significant part of his life again

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nefja · 7 months

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She requested people watching (went on the wall where she's on, plopped down and just watched), after we went to the pet store getting her a new toy and snacks and her getting yelled at by a little black dog coming out of another shop.

After that we walked past the dog park with 2 adult & 1 puppy Lab and the adults spotted her from far away and sprint-barked towards the fence with one tackling it at arrival. They went nuts as we continued walking by and Nefja just looked at them quite bamboozled.

#extremely thankful for a very un-reative dog towards other dogs #only thing is looking uncomfortable and and thinking wth dude #yes you can tell she's gotten older but I'd rather call is maturing #she's turning 8 in May #and she's just gotten a bit more chill with life #obv training also played a big role but #she's also gotten wiser

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forcedhesitation · 1 year

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Man.

there's just something about the love between a woman whose impending death is inevitable and a man who's an immortal undead...

#bg3 spoilers #thoughts about media #starlach is so beautiful but so fucking tragic #apparently you cannot save karlach as astarion unless you've ascended #you cannot join her in avernus as a spawn :(#bro and it kills me karlach has been unwillingly celibate for 10 years #but that doesn't matter. she loves astarion SO MUCH she just wants to be with him. however she can.#AND THE FUCKING KISSES????? dude she is SOOO gentle with him!!!!!!!!#makes me think of this one short french film. which is obv a bit different from karlach and astarion's romance.#but it's still about valuing the love you have while it's there. because it can be lost so so easily.#basically a husband is cheating on his wife but then his wife falls terminally ill. and so he takes care of her.#and while taking care of her he realises just how much he loves her. he stops seeing the other woman. and stays with his wife to the end.#just the devotion he shows her in her remaining time alive and then the final shot where he's alone and just. dumbstruck with grief....#I saw this film years ago and it still sits with me. it was so beautiful and tragic. very french! lmao.#just makes me think of starlach in a way though. like the beauty of that limited time karlach and astarion would have together.#and the fucking tragedy that would be karlach dying and astarion...immortal astarion.... being alone again.#ugh MAAAN!!!! starlach and wyllstarion and wyllach are all SUCH good pairs #they offer a veritable buffet of the most wonderful. tender. and tragic romance tropes T____T #I have to give credit where credit is due. thank you larian for two VERY fucking good m/f pairings.#so easy for writers to come up with piss poor m/f romances that have no chemistry but karlach works SOO well with either astarion or wyll.#i wish the fandom wasn't. well as fandoms normally are. you know. 😒#literally any of these three pairs SHOULD be the most popular imo.#if you disagree- that's your own opinion. I am not here to fight with people.#also one last thing? the youtube poster's icon fucking KILLED me. please look at it.

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badolmen · 1 year

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I can fix him*

*bad writing, underutilized gameplay mechanics, characters with unfulfilled potential, funded by bootlickers

#ra speaks #personal #sorry I made dr phone calls and have like. ten minutes til I gotta get ready for first class of the semester. let me have this.#I think I should get every COD game ever for free. it’s MY tax dollars at work after all (actually anything produced w us military funding #should be free I think I can trap even my bootlicker tax hating dad into getting onboard w this one)#anyways. ghosts was…decent. but jfc if you give me a silent protag I expect SOME self awareness in the writing.#why are characters calling to him on comms when they know he won’t respond? why doesn’t he have an AAC device or something more futuristic?#I’m just saying if you explicitly limit a character you need to respect those limits in te writing. it’s not that hard.#like non of the characters even acknowledge that Logan never talks. esp weird when he first meets the ghosts #also. obv not a big fan of ‘all of South America has United into evil space terrorists’ but it was 2013 so ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯#wish we got to see some SDC civis y’know? get a bear on the average attitudes abt the whole. invading the US thing.#(jfc do not get me started on The Wall like this is a 2016 trump voter’s power fantasy)#also Riley was such an interesting mechanic why couldn’t they have at least substituted him w drones or something on the other missions??#you get him for like. two missions. and then he gets shot and you have to protect him (gosh I actually loved that section)#just. it was clear Logan was The Dog Guy with an aptitude for tech. honestly Hesh felt more like the MC than Logan.#and while Logan doesn’t have a ton of personality we can glean as a result of non speaking + ZERO communication at all ever #seriously he doesn’t even like. wave or give thumbs up to people wtf dude do ppl just assume he’s psychic or something???#I do LOVE the few scenes we get with him acting outside of player control/where he actually has agency (Elias’ death. the final cutscene)#and like it’s not much but it’s enough that I WANT to see what happens next #but alas. a decade old game without a true sequel (I think??? haven’t actually looked into it.)#my brother is making fun of me for being a COD gamer now like boy. I have no defense pls be nice to me T-T

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kuromi-hoemie · 11 months

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there's this really funny thing cishet women used to do to me when i was a bi man where, upon learning I'm bi, suddenly pull out their phone to start looking up all their favorite men to see how i feel about them.

and like. I'm bi. i have all the choices in the world and there's all these beautiful queers with cool genders and ways of expressing themselves, and even some cishet ppl who are really just having fun with themselves - and you choose to show me the most boring chiselled men in suits??

by the time we hit somewhere from the 6th to 10th man feelings get HURT before I'm finally asked “well who do YOU think is cute!!?” and I blow their mind with my choices every time because i have good taste.

I'm sorry.. I don't know how to tell you you're picking from the bottom of the barrel here.. have you seen queer people?? the average woman??

#they lose their minds (good) over how beautiful queer men can be but.. won't date one #obv I'm being v general in my wording but I'm just thinking about like 2 or 3 specific people I've talked with irl #the last time was this girl trying to find a distraction on her dating app and she'd keep showing me dudes and I'd keep going #(⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠) ... as long as u like him ..#i ghosted her over it actually 🧍‍♀️ she needed help getting the ball rolling so i helped her out a bit #and the dude she was talking with is so... he's an ex boot boy.. makes being street his whole personality but he's not black #and then she's over here wooed by him like a baby looking at some jangley keys.. girl.. we r not the same kind of person..#we're not even Close 😹 lotta red flags w that one though i was kinda scared to let her get any closer to me but that's a whole other rant

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digitaldiseas3 · 2 months

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extremely frustrating situation

#overly long winded explanation incoming #so i’m gonna be living with two friends starting this fall #my parents bought a little townhouse and we’re renting from them #so they’re getting all of the paperwork and contracts and leases figured out #and these two friends are just. awful with deadlines. horrific. just the worst.#my dad has been flexible but he’s had to keep nagging them again and again to get these forms signed and whatever #and one of them finally finished the whole process and she’s good to go #but the other one still just needs to get the lease signed/notarized with their dad. like. asap. like within a few days.#and i’m trying my best to be like heyyyy sorryyyy not trying to nag or anything but we do need that ASAP…. it should be quick and easy…#i know you’re working double shifts every single day and your dog just died im so sorry #but my parents say you should be able to just go to the bank during a lunch break to get it notarized…..#please don’t be mad at me or my parents for saying we need this Now…… i’m sorry i know you have a lot going on but we do Need that done #right away….#anyway i don’t want you to be mad at me or think i’m just nagging so here’s a topic change! oh you didn’t respond to the topic change.#fuck me then. god. i can’t tell if you’re mad at me or not but i have the suspicion you Are. and that’s making Me mad at You #like god man just come the fuck on already you’ve missed every other deadline up to this point too. can you please just FUCKING get #everything submitted so we can stop worrying about it and just get excited to live together!! because it’s gonna be fun!!#but it’s worrying me too bc like… if this is how they’re acting before we’re even living together #and they’re missing all of these deadlines #am i gonna have to nag them to pay their rent every month?#it’s just frustrating bc it feels like they’re taking advantage of the fact that it’s my parents and not some other landlord #so they don’t think the deadlines my parents set are like. actual deadlines #meanwhile if it WASNT my parents they’d literally be out of a place to live because the housing market is so fucked there #and if you don’t get everything submitted within The Day then you’re no longer a candidate to rent the place #if you can even get to that point in the first place #so like. my parents are being exceptionally flexible and obv i can’t really know what this friend’s thought process is #but it feels like they’re just kinda taking them for granted and taking advantage of their kindness #like fuck dude just please come on

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technicalthinker · 2 years

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being bi in theory should be the best of all worlds but in practice when it comes to dating it's like. I'm too straight to be gay and too gay to be straight. you feel me

#JUST BISEXUAL THINGS #i'm bi tag #amanda rambles #talked to a girl for a while now but afraid i'm faking or forcing feelings/interest #we're not actually a thing but we're talking a bunch #and i cant meet her until in 2 months when she moves back so i cant check the vibe in person.#more difficult IMAGINING the relationship #meanwhile i meet some cute normal dude and im like #i can imagine it easier ive dated a dude im more socially attuned to how that'd feel #but also god youre too straight and normal and we could have a lot of fun together but im not sure i could be fully me #im not even that stressed about dating anymore i have my hands full with dog and job and other existential crisis #(ive deleted the dating apps lmao)#BUT GOD IT HITS ME SOMETIMES #(obv feel free to rb if youre in the same boat as i am this is not a personal deep sad thought this is an EVENT)#(anyone can join if you feel conflicted enough)

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ouranbutworse · 1 year

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haruhi brings her 3ds in her bag and gets a street pass notif and its kyoya. hes playing harvest moon & pokemon

#obvs the others play too but kyoya playing harvest moon to unwind is sooo cute 🥺#and now he can marry dudes as a dude! hes so happy

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burningcrab · 1 year

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guy in my class got my legal name from the student directory and used it in class today because hes weird and transphobic and assumed i would hate it. jokes on you asshole i dont really consider it a deadname because hold so little attachment to it that i barely register it anymore

#it took me like five seconds to realize he meant me #like he can go fuck himself on principle obvs. he probably does that to other trans ppl #but it was really funny seeing him go from smug dickhead face to vaguely disappointed and annoyed #sorry dude! you cannot deadname me in a way that matters! only my mom can do that!#chatter

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diobrando · 1 year

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AX is not worth it anymore

#there's too many people #horrible security #you know they don't check your bags when you go in anymore bc obv it takes too long so now people can def sneak shit in #there were barely any staff in site #artist alley is the same shit from the last 5 years or did i don't want to buy #the South hall looks awful if you don't go into the exhibitor hall and it used to be full of cool decor #everything has insane lines and shit is always sold out in the first 2 hours #''come back tomorrow'' does it look like i want to be here dude #AND the price is almost $200 like yeah no thanks ill just buy the prints i want online its not that deep #admission for 4 days used to cost $75 btw and now that's the price of one day #also doesn't help that everything is gensh/in mha 1piece and other shitty anime so nothing grabs your attention #i miss when liking anime got you bullied #we need to bring that back because anime DOES suck

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kxllerblond · 1 year

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#struggles to hold this entire little oc universe in my head #trips and falls and spills them everywhere #Life gets a pink circle because she fucking hates everyone lmAO #the princes of hell/deadly sins all hate each other with the exception of leviathan and belphegor they're homies #all the romance shit is sep universes obvs lmao as funny as it'd be for clark to be fuckin an angel an angel adjacent and a cursed little #bastard man at the same time #i didnt do every micro or common sense dynamic #like kaden hates all angels. except harahel mb. dude prob tried and hara was like. well. hara and kaden was like. You're Right.#satan hates lucifer because idk i said so.#ive decided Liluthe is hooking up with that new hunter lady i conjured #takes deep breath. i just....if i had the time and energy to make a multimuse it would just be over for everyone #astaroth and clark havent met in universe yet but theyd prob eventually hook up im ngl #clark hasnt met Absal in universe yet but they'd be chill ig #ok im done i got this out of my head i can rest #oH and clark prob does more business than whats on here i just marked the ones he does business relationship with #like consistently ykno

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naggingatlas · 2 years

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you dont think its possible to feel like youre having a heart attack from a deltarune animation set to living fucking tombstone wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong

#^ read wrong the way wayne says years inside the ring years inside the ring in the sweepstakes #the hyperlink one. its the hyperlink one the other one sucks gallons of ass in comparison im so sorry to the creator im typing w my nerve #endings #like i saw it and was like oh cute its that song i liked a couple years ago yea it fits him ^u^ cool outro BUT #THEY DIDNT INCLUDE THE PART THAT JUST. COMPLETELY RIPS YOU TO SHREDS DUDE LIKE IM SWEATING THINKING ABOUT #IF I FALL I THINK ILL FLY. TOUCH ME. MIDAS. MAKE ME PART OF YOUR DESIGN. NONE TO. GUIDE US. I FEEL FEAR FOR THE VERY LAST TIME *AND*#ITS THE FUCKING SNEO BATTLE. LIKE THATS ONE OF THE MOST IMPACTFUL PIECES OF DELTARUNE FANART THATRE POSSIBLE TO CONCEIVE.#AND THE SOUND DESIGN AND INTERPRETATION OF SNEO'S ATTACKS INTO A MORE PHYSICAL PALPABLE SETTING ITS total schizo mode activation #i saw it when i woke up today (4hoursago) and having gotten to the sneo fight just before bed yesterday it made my whole body tense up and #i just had to go try beat him again. and i did w sound off listening to ordinary life. and i added 3 more stages to my average score #did not fucking beat him obv both the secret bosses are insanely difficult for a mediocre bullethell player but.#really boosted my confidence. i gave jevil off to danny for him to beat. i want to beat spam myself. i need to #honestly dont get people who dislike spam unless theyre only familiar w like. the fanon interpretation or whatever its absolute garbage #a lot of the time but in game. hes just the funniest most peculiar fucking character as everyone in deltarune is. yea hes overhyped but #for a reason baby. hes well written in the parts that we dont see and well executed in the parts we encounter. everything surrounding him #is just so beautifully purposefully out of place and uneasy and psychotic its beautiful. how the fuck can u say he's boring. how.#i adore toby's decision to make this chapter's secret boss much more prominent than jevil i hope they get some interaction as effed up #roomies of kris's pocket lint. not in a shippy way tho thatd be hilarious but just. oh ure kinda like me huh. mb we could be friends #and then they turn into a cartoon fight cloud and u randomly hear their screams when checkin the inventory #but seriously making them at least amicable towards each other would carry a lot of meaning & strengthen the #'if freedom is being completely cut off from society and more importantly your friends for the rest of ur life is it really worth it #for just a glimpse of heaven of ultimate knowledge or maybe peace' narrative of jevil and spam #honestly i think the fact that u probably have to seek out the secret bosses to get the best true ending and that theyre so so #much harder than anything else in their chapters and that theyre all connected to gaster and it makes me think #they carry much of the burden of deltarune's subtext's meaning i mean the subtext carries onto the text onto the main gang's #realtionships uhmmmmmm idk i have to work ill prolly. make a post about this when im finished w everything. and a comic about the sbs.

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autumnrory · 2 years

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have been in an absolutely miserable mood since yesterday which tbf like still am BUT got a couple things i am very excited for from a secondhand shop

blue and green floral romper bc yes i am that person but also it’s v pretty for spring AND i realized later pretty perfectly matches a green purse i have which usually isn’t quite the right shade to match other stuff i have bc it’s just a little bright SO it’s gonna look really good together with gold sandals (though god i do need better gold sandals bc mine are not really comfortable but for now! i’ve had them a long time and all i just want something i can actually walk around in for an extended period of time)

baby pink kind of cowboy hat though it’s more flat so i’m not sure that’s quite what you would call it BUT it looks pretty nice with the absolute favorite pink dress i got last year, i’ve looked at the same kind of hat before but never got one and well it was pink so it’s perfect

and my new beige over the knee boots arrived (got to use my mom’s coupon code bc she somehow got one from them that i didn’t) and i have been WANTING that color but it’s so iffy ordering online bc i didn’t want anything too dark, i wear my black pair like at least once a week in the winter i absolutely love them so i’ve been needing something to go with lighter colors, and they look just right and i took a chance trying the wide calf bc my other over the knee boots are not wide calf and fit fine but i’ve tried on other pairs that absolutely won’t fit and there is a little give so i might’ve been fine with going the regular kind BUT i think these’ll be easier to wear with jeans than my other ones can be and i have several dresses i think they’ll go with better than the other stuff i’ve used in the past including the favorite pink one SO i’m really pleased, it would’ve been nice to get something with a lower heel bc my black ones are like half an inch and it’s perfect but alas it’s hard enough finding things that aren’t a super skinny heel on top of being really high so i’ll take what i can get

#can't wear the romper for months but the other stuff i can #i have a sort of floppy black hat in the same material that i got for a witch costume in like....2015 probably #and outside of that did not wear it until last year bc i was like oh it feels like the kind of thing you'd wear for An Event #and then i just wore it out a couple times and it's like dude this is so fun for me #they're both kind of a soft material that feels a little much for summer but #i think i should make use of them and avoid sunburn when the food trucks are open again #i mean i usually wear sunscreen obvs but the extra protection would help #they'll just be nice for my kind of aesthetic bc i do wear caps and all sometimes especially on trips but #they usually just don't vibe as well with my outfits so i can be cute and covered

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sewi-li-suwi · 2 years

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@esmetheexquisite here, i can't seem to get an ask in without attaching myself to minty's name. i've been interested in joining the wizard council from what i've heard, but i wanna know: why are you and some others against it?

ugh. i don't really wanna get in an argument about it, but like. you LIKE being told what to do? what you can and can't cast?? they illegalized Summon Invisible Dude Who Fucking Kills You, for fuck's sake.

but, y'know, if you like the taste of leather then you're welcome to continue licking that boot ig.

#obv Dude Who Fucking Kills You is an extreme example #but like #why should i have to listen to some random circle of small hat wizards #some of the spells they illegalize are bullshit #i use instant dehydration a lot #which IS illegal and considered a really nasty combat spell #y'know. on account of being able to kill instantly and all #but i literally just use it to dry out mango and other fruit #it's really useful and an integral part of my spellbook #any spell can have a really positive use but also a really nasty one at the same time #it's full of bullshit to illegalize stuff based on a perception of it being ''too bad'' or ''too severe'' or whatever #wizardposting #sewi's stuff #ask #hehe out of character i quite like this post #it's more serious and it's nice to figure out / explore sewi's views and beliefs and such

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clowningcrows · 1 month

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self care after a stressful week for me currently looks like watching smosh videos and playing pocket frogs

#also taking hits off the pen but shh #dude i’m finally starting to watch smosh for the first time and i love themmm #aside from how funny they all are obv it’s just so comforting and lowkey healing to watch people hang out and work together #and you can actually tell they enjoy it and love each other in a genuine kinda family like way… like #also i fucking LOVE amanda and angela they’re my number 1s amangela forever #i love their friendship sm #smosh #pocket frogs #amanda lehan canto #angela giarratana #amangela #self care #silas speaks

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