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there's no fucking way i spent 20 minutes writing a reply to a comment and ao3 just went down for maintenance
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.
#🐉#guess who just had another goddamn breakdown#caused by trying not to have a breakdown and failing no less
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writing tip: searching "[place of origin]ish names" will get you a lot of stuff and nonsense made up by baby bloggers.
searching "[place] census [year]" will get you lists of real names of real people who lived in that place.
#obviously not everywhere has a census or had one during the period you're writing in#but it's a better start than the goddamn baby bloggers#writeblr#writing research
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We're on track for an all timer of a day on twitter dot com
#haa anyone got eyes on alex jones i think this might drive him back to the drink#already SEATED for the knowledge fight episode about this#like goddamn i knew it would end up here eventually but pulling out the epstein gun so fast is delicious#also wasnt musks brother friends with gislane maxwell. something something glass houses#i had plans to finally make some gifs tonight but i can stop refreshing twitter#elon musk#donald trump#us news#us politics
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They're recalling every single cybertruck.
#this isn't taking them off the road necessarily#but goddamn is it going to waste a hell a lot of idiots time
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I need y'all to watch this clip
#dirty laundry#dropout#josh scherer#tw: alcohol#tw: drugs#this is a goddamn mad lib of a story#he tells it like it's just a normal thing lmao
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useless ray of goddamn sunshine
#my art#mouthwashing#saw a picture on pinterest and had to put him in there...#useless ray of goddamn sunshine#really proud of how this turned out :]#mouthwashing daisuke#mouthwashing fanart
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had a real life "and everybody clapped" moment and im still reeling. spent the rest of the ride comparing butterfly pics with the old lady next to me trying to identify it
#this was a little while ago and im. why do these things happen to me#clickity autobio#autobio comic#comics#u will notice my bag disappears halfway thru this comic#this is bc i put it and my coat on the goddamn floor of the tube#so i could jump around like a ninny without smacking anyone in the face#hall of shame
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me and stevo talk about the commodification of alternative crowds
#i watched that movie like a month ago but goddamn it has changed me. like holy shit none of this bullshit we do to look alternative matters#anyways if you havent seen it its on tubi for free please go watch it#my art
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when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"
the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.
#this one of the two very heavy-hitter sentences she said regarding literature class#with the other one being “én megvetem janus pannoniust”#sorry i just. idk if it's actually as funny but goddamn in that situation it was hilarious#i don't understand the will of god...... well show me someone who does#“én nem értem isten akaratát” number one thing to say during high school literature class#🌌
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Finally caught up with Apothecary Diaries. I can't believe they gave Maomao a gun.
#the apothecary diaries#maomao#jinshi#I started watching back from the beginning and oh man...this series is a delight.#Maomao is one of my favourite protagonists for the fact she is a unique mystery lover who also loves to stay in her own lane.#She's here to solve the 'how' of the mystery but the who? Not her problem and not her job.#No crazy leaps in logic. Just a girl who loves her posions and puzzles.#I want to say so much more about this series but It really is best enjoyed as something to discover on your own! It's a mystery after all!#I want to draw some crossover art for this series so badly...Perhaps...perhaps...#This dehydration story comes from my own life - in which my flatmates have a running bit about calling sport drinks 'potions'.#This was very relevant when I was suffering from dehydration (low sodium intake + over drinking lead to a very bad time).#That's right. You can dehydrate via drinking too much water. Low sodium and low potassium can make you very ill as well.#Sometimes what you need is someone aggressively reminding you to add salt to your dishes and drink your goddamn potion.
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im a week late to the news but theres a working homestuck mirror up including a mobile friendly version
https://homestuck.kici.moe/
https://mspa.chadthundercock.com/

#easiest way to read this goddamn thing in a while#i cant get the unofficial collection running on my laptop at all.....any of you guys have any luck..i know its like half down rn while they#make it the official unofficial collection#homestuck
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thinking about how when you punch a mirror so that it cracks and fractures into multiple shards reflecting your own visage back at you, you're really just ironically surrounding yourself with more of the self you loathe in your quest to attain self-destruction. the grotesque reproductive quality of gouging pieces from yourself in order to lessen the burden of existence, and in the process only proliferating more individual aspects of You, shedding them as you go. much to consider.
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