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forestofsprites · 7 months

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65% of my work atm is essentially taking historical maps/first-hand accounts and plotting them to modern day satellite, google earth imagery, and boy ! mapping in the 19th century, huh

#currently at this exact moment working on one for the archaeological remains at Beechey island (from the Franklin expedition's first winter #camp)#so I'm mainly relying on the accounts and haphazard maps from the 1850s/60s rescue missions #and they are... vague<3 #the written accounts are quite good- but they're using language that truly is only helpful if you are on the ground at Beechey island #and the map? THE MAP? oh boy #god love them- they had like a few days at the end of August to chart and scour (they were also primarily focused on finding written #proof of where Franklin and the boys went from Beechey island come spring)#plus 1851... mapping is not so easy as it is today #but good lord they're shit #also impeding is the nature of the arctic- how many times has ice been mistaken for land masses you know #^ a lot #it is fun though I'm quite autistic about maps and organizing #i've been in this course and working w/ this professor for 6 weeks and i'm already a walking franklin encyclopedia #i have so many fun facts!! so many!#on the franklin expedition

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essektheylyss · 1 year

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It is WILD to me how many people just loudly broadcast their intention to scab, as if that isn't the fastest way to brand yourself as someone who will throw anyone else to the wolves in an industry that runs on collaboration, so every writer say it with me

#tbh i doubt most of these people even have offers to scab. so they're REALLY just fucking themselves here.#like this doesn't even apply to me cuz it's not like I'm on anyone's radar at this point but good lord #do you wanna make rent in six months? five years from now? don't undermine the guild and dont shoot yourself in the foot! oh my god!#edited to make it more clear in the post that SCABBING IS A SHIT MOVE NOT JUST CUZ ITLL GET YOU PERSONALLY BLACKLISTED

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androgynouspenguinexpert · 3 months

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never trust a blond

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #art #illustration #redacted blake #redacted balance #closeknit #i am seeing an UNACCEPTABLE level of blake slander across my dash right now so im back in the trenches #is he a good person? jury's still out #everyone has a breaking point at which they start doing awful things #im absolutely not defending blake's actions good lord #but of course he's gonna snap have you seen the shit he's been up to lately #every good villain thinks they're the hero of their own story #blake is so desperately clinging to being the hero that he hasn't noticed he's already fallen off the path and is on the way down

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rexcaliburechoes · 6 months

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silverash is exactly what edelgard wanted to be in a completely opposite yet frighteningly similar way with the only difference is that silverash is allowed to be an asshat because he's a male character while edelgard is chained by being a marketable waifu

#rex rambles #fire emblem #arknights #edelgard #silverash #rolling my dice here and putting this in the tags because I know I'm right #I actually like edelgard contrary to popular belief #I despise how she's written. I hate how she's written so much. it drives me so. insane #fire emblem's 33 y/o poor treatment of its female lords always drives me insane #the only ones that are more respected are mcs for the most part because they're written assuming a male audience #(there are a few hiccups; frobin's chrom support chain while funny is incredibly shallow and I wish we got the mrobin support instead)#(that's the first example that pops to mind at least. there are a handful of others that I know exist)#I wanted edelgard to be good dammit!!!!#(also is frobin technically a lord? eh.)#also this goes without saying: don't start shit on my blog. I don't have time or energy to deal with bullshit

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ogsherlockholmes · 2 years

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On a scale from Arthur Conan Doyle to Tolkien how well planned out was the canon?

#this was funnier in my head #acd didn't give a shit about continuity #meanwhile tolkien created pages of timelines #they're both good series though #Sherlock #sherlockholmes #Sherlock Holmes #acd holmes #acd canon #acd #tolkien #lord of the rings #the hobbit

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imwritesometimes · 3 months

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new washing machine go brrrrrr and actually gets water out of the clothes like a whole load is dry in almost half the time now holy shit

#once again I am begging you #if you only ever take ONE thing from this blog #pls let it be NOT TO BUY A FRONT LOADING WASHER IF YOU HAVE THE CHOICE #DO. NOT. DO IT.#didn't even last a decade and for the last like 4 years it was evil and mean and spiteful and hateful #I found one that's a top loader without an agitator and that shit fuckin SPINS good lord but the clothes are CLEAN and not SOPPING wet #when they're done #and we have a WASHING MACHINE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!#erin explains it all

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askfallenroyalty · 1 year

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Just realized that Chara's demon hand turned from black to white after they told Toriel they take their duties as the Delta Rune Angel seriously. Very cool symbolism!

Also, LOVE how you're leaning into Asriel's face-shifting ability. When I saw it in the latest update I grinned LMAO

// then get ready for Thursday's update then >:)

#they are SUCH a little shit oh my goddd #ooc #tbd #not art #i love how the audience has the context that toriel is genuinely worried she is losing her sanity #while the kids don't and thus asriel has full reign on being a lil jerk who's making toriel even more upset and paranoid asdlfkjalsdf #they're NOT trying to be mean to her but good lord!!!! they are!! its asriel being a brat hours over here

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bugbugboy · 8 months

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Everyone saying aziracrow has no gender I'd wrong aziracrow INVENTED gender

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girlwiththegreenhat · 7 months

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It's incredibly fucking disheartening to see Tumblr featuring AI-generated images on Radar and from todayontumblr.

#staff #liz blogs #alt-adventures page is full of ai generated garbage and the few things that dont look generated are surely stolen #what is going on. what kinda numbskulls has tumblr hired lately that they're pushing tiktok and twitter and now AI generation #good lord there truly isn't a single good social media anymore it's all gone to shit #beloved hellsite you are no longer beloved you fucked it all up in a matter of months. you were winning the race by default and now look.#SCREAMS

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jadeofblades · 1 year

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"God i hate shuichi SO much he's so pathetic and annoying i wish he died instead of-" 💥💥💥🔫

#mindless chatter #rant #shuichi saihara #Listen i get it. I do i know he's not everyone's favorite #But some of shuichi's haters are so...... good Lord #maybe its cuz i relate and like him a lot but yall are so ruthless and for what #like yknow what.. maybe he isn't that good at being murder cases...... BECAUSE HE WAS NEVER MEANT TO #HIS PREVIOUS DETECTIVE LIFE WAS DEDICATED TO INFIDELITY CASES AND SMALLER SHIT #OFC HE'S NO KYOKO WHY DO YOU THINK HE COMPARES HIMSELF TO HER SM #and how shuichi suffers so Much mentally but noo he's a damn emo boy.......... side EYE #ik most or whatever amount of the hate are jokes but like man i just.. do not Care #Let me browse through his tags online in Peace #This is.. dumb #dont mind me. Its 1030 pm im tired and im a lil bitch about my faves #Normal me is like respect peoples opinions c:#Mental illness me is like THEY HATE CHARACTER? BEAT THEM WITH METAL PIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I could also apply this to gonta and kaito #But hate for them is less common and more so stuff like #They're dumb as rock and (instead thing that literally isnt them)#Like okay you can say you didn't pay jack shit anout them its fine #Okay thats enough goodbye (walks away with my ass out)

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bioluminescent-obscurity · 1 year

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every now and then i reminisce about the days before guardian's "Retreat!" was changed to "Advance!" (that was more than a year ago? whew) for the sake of those huge scale clashes in wvw

not only would the losing side start retreating with great haste while yelling STAND YOUR GROUND to stop the enemy from pulling them in and tearing them to shreds

but the aggressors would also be roaring RETREAT on repeat as they sprinted over the fucking hills after their prey with the kind of frenzied bloodlust that you only ever see in the eyes of pvp gamers

#guild wars 2 #gw2 #wvw #zergs screaming at each other is always the funniest thing #i'm latent as hell so i get all my pips in via zerging #and the scenarios some people get themselves into. good fuckin lord #honestly i would want to just sit in the mists and Watch but i don't wanna lose my participation </3 #i know there's yak escorting but in my experience they're just not consistent enough in the regions where Shit Goes Down #i need front row seats #maunder tag #i am posting about guild wars 2 again

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wowifinallymadeanaccount · 9 months

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"Whomevers pursuing whom in this very moment, I intend to eat them."

HANNIBAL I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU ARE STRESSING ME THE FUCK OUT WITH YOUR COCKY LITTLE CHEEKY REMARKS THAT I KNOW ARE NOT ABOUT FISH JELLY

I love you so much and I know you have plenty of experience while I am literally laid here in bed in stitch pyjamas but oh my god

#Hannibal you are actually going to be the death of my both of my heart and the other area you make beat like a heart #hannibal i love you so much please never stop being you #except you could maybe stop the eating people part i think that would be good #just a thought #hannibal thoughts #please be gentle with me hannibal #hannibal #“im going to make these remarks because they're investigating me and it would be silly to say these things so its then it's actually smart”#YEAH BUT MY HEART CANNOT TAKE IT #oh my lord the small fight Hannibal has in s2 ep12 has me BEGGING FOR HIM #HE'S GOT SO MANY MOVES AND I WOULD LIKE HIM TO USE THEM ALL ON ME #his little raspy voice saying “shouldn't have done that” GONE. I AM JUST GONE.#OH NO OH FUCK WILL LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID YOU PREDICTED THIS SHIT #FUCK YES WILL THAT'S MY BOY #wait what the fuck is this set shit oh Hannibal what did you do OH OH I SEE OKAY ALRIGHT NEVERMIND CARRY ON #poor Mads has been made to look like some weird shit in this show #OH DUDE WHAT THE FUCK NO NOT THE FUCKING DOGS NO #NO HANNIBAL WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL THERE AICJSNDNISH #He's still going i love that this show just does not stop or hide anything i love that #stop it the way hannibal looks up at will as he walks up to him sketching he loves him so much

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automatonknight · 11 months

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my gg song experience has been that i listen to a new track and i go mhm. really fun :] ok back to other stuff and then 4 hours later it’s WHEN THE UNIVEEEERSEEEE TURNEEED BLAAACK DID THE SUN EVER DEFY FAAAAATEEE. BEYOND IT ALL. DO YOU RECOGNIZEEE MEEEEEE<for the next 3 days at least

#like. like it's always hm ^__^ such a nice song. neat! and then i'll remember it 3 hours later and this time i won't be so normal #like. the vocals and instruments they use are just SO fun. like they're a joy to listen to #like that one part in mirror of the world around 5 minutes when it's. i have no idea what it is. guitar?? but it sounds like stars and it's #SOOO GOOD.like sensory wise i guess?#<other ones like that for me are during the like. kinda instrumental build up in rock parade? like the instrumental before the end #sorry i have no idea about music terminology but erm #anyways. also the guitar in find your one way. it has this like. really really fun pattern and general noise it makes #but Naoki's vocal performance is stellar in every single song like holy shit!#i also really love gg music because it has SO MUCH GUITARRRRR<333 and i love guitarrrrr #i love just do it too. i know overture was kinda weird or whatever but the fucking songs on there. good gof #GOD* sorry #MMM. the man. i mean the theme from that game is so good. again. super fun sounds just a pleasure to listen to #^good lord sorries. you know how it is with music

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birlwrites · 1 year

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no thoughts head empty only regulus signing a letter to evan with 'yours'

#i actually have MANY thoughts but for the purposes of the central conceit of the post #BUT LIKE.#one of my favorite things is when a character does the most romantic shit you've ever seen #without even being like. Aware of it #or like they're aware of what they're doing but they don't expect it to be received as something significant #dark lord wip #to them it's either second nature or the obvious choice #and then it's received as something potentially earth-shattering #in a good way

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malkaviian · 6 months

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due to. reasons. i am thinking about the logistics behind a vampire drinking a demon's or angel's blood

#the pleasure of the kiss is quite powerful. for many humans it can be the biggest pleasure they will ever feel in their entire lives #now does that applies to demons and angels? ghosts not included bc. how do you drink from someone without a tangible body #i would say it does. they both feel a lot of pleasure. for angels is a really stressful experience though; because they feel so good #it feels almost as if they were sinning. so you will have them feeling like crap and begging for forgiveness later lmao #meanwhile for a vampire drinking an angel's blood is also very pleasurable for them. it is quite the delicacy 👌#however when it comes to a demon's blood depends on a lot of factors. if you grab an unwilling demon that is also a stranger #it will feel like shit for the both of them. the blood tastes like crap for the vampire and the demon will actually feel pain instead #they're way stronger in that sense because their lord actually cares about them. so a lot of vampire tricks don't work on them #so it depends on how close the demon and vampire in question are and whether or not the demon is willing to give their blood #which--- good for the vampires; most of them are willing to. like they get it; they need to survive. they do what they gotta do.#and it makes it a little bit better for all parties involved. the closeness is another factor #the closest they are the more it feels good for them because they are more prone to falling to the pleasurable illusion vampires create #also the inherent intimacy of the kiss. it makes it better. specially if they go straight to the neck 👌#it can be a very pleasurable experience for them too depending on the factors at play #so anyway that's it #oc talk

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