#but guess WHAT

[can-someone-please-hold-me]

I was going to do better today, too.

I was going to learn

and grow

and be better

for you

[smute]

its so funny how much stimulants fuck with my libido and everything but they actually do make it easier to stay in the moment. sure i forget my genitals exist and an orgasm feels like a sneeze now but at least i'm not getting distracted by my own thoughts while on crank duty. its like sorry you simply suck at enjoying sexual pleasure in this life... but you can pick a reason why

[ashxketchum]

All TyHil content posted since March 1st in the tag is by yours truly 😂😂😂

Solo captain of this ship, forever and always 🫡

[midnightmah07]

Today's class is not gonna be a class bc my teacher is low-key not gonna do anything so

Should I write something for leobelle or daiggie to pass the time?

[motochiri]

do yall know how dedicated i was to aaliyah girl................ before her music was on streaming services i had to ORDER THE FUCKING DOCTOR DOOLITTLE SOUNDTRACK OFF EBAY JUST TO HAVE AN OFFICIAL COPY OF ARE YOU THAT SOMEBODY

[fangdoesstuff]

fuck you

*posts my pokémon redesigns*

[tiredfoxtf]

"Oooh the gender neutral speech is demanded by English speaking my language is too gendered to accommodate non-binary people" shut the fuck up + language is fluid + inclusive language matters + L + Ratio.

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: Hey, Angel, can you hold this?

Angel: *distracted* Hm? Yeah-

Angel: …

Angel: …this is just your hand?

Husk: Yeah.

Angel: 😳

Angel: *clutches hand tighter*

[shiroselia]

On the half a year anniversary of posting QuintSum on Ao3, I post Not QuintSum, but instead the most self-indulgent insane shipfic I've ever concocted in my life

[violetlunette]

Furry tail thieves! >:(

[modest-old-castle]

on my fourth RWRB rewatch and here’s what i’ve picked up this time (except it’s only the first half of the movie bc I never finished this rewatch):

in the opening, the newscast says Martha Fitzroy but the NYT article Ellen holds up says Martha Thompson

forever obsessed w “oh, unlike you, whose role is clearly spelled out in Article Nothing of the US Constitution”

would love a breakdown of the set for the Oval Office and what art they included (two busts, looks like one is a man and one is a woman? could be nondescript but presidents usually pick their art for reasons and I assume MML + scene team did the same) (Abe Lincoln is also there which may be a callback to Alex’s line to Miguel)

respectfully there’s no way Alex is doing well in his law classes w the life he leads (source: i’m a lawyer)

when Henry texts Alex w the “ACD is going to be a father” article, Alex had the Cybersecurity Workforce Assessment Act up on his laptop (✨foreshadowing✨)

Alex calls for Henry when H leaves the New Year’s party

the bi color scheme in the scene in Nora’s office is Elite

snow? in DC?? on new years??? about as unbelievable as a Democratic woman pres winning Texas

pretty sure CMQ said they picked the albums in Alex’s room (would also love a breakdown for these picks although some seem obvious) and they are: Wonderful Wonderful by the Killers; Rumours by Fleetwood Mac; Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty; good kid, m.A.A.d city by Kendrick Lamar; Bigger Than Both of Us by Daryl Hall & John Oates; and Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John

Henry fidgets w the ring when he asks Alex about the polo match 🥺

I can’t remember if it was a detail in the book but Henry always in double breasted suits and Alex (largely) in unbuttoned sport coats just Makes Sense stylistically and character-wise (Henry more traditional, “put together,” and closed off, Alex more modern and open) (also Henry taking said double breasted suit off for Alex)

plus Henry’s Rolex (? I don’t know watches) vs Alex’s Apple Watch

the HANDS which for better or for worse (*cough* better) just solidifies how much I associate them w Pride & Prejudice

two prominent pride campaign posters in the back of Ellen’s Texas campaign office when Alex gets there

sincerely hope Texas is Alex’s summer job bc there’s no way he’s doing 18 hour days plus law school (but also is that really only taking 3 months) (also I know his thing is that he never sleeps but geez)

Oval Office decor update: Harriet Tubman and FDR portraits

[dead-desires]

broooo. i was really liking the way an author was writing and explaining shit, till i went to use a chapter for a text and i realized her references were all fucked up and she talked about "production theory" as if it was a legit established term but i can't find this shit anywhere.

[scarletlizzard]

You're drunk?

🚨Wee woo wee woo🚨

"This is the water police! Drink water ma'am! Your liver will thank you!" 👮‍♀️🚔

Water? w a t e r ?

[beautifult999]

But guess what

[emmyrosee]

If you would’ve told me the hardest part about my silly dad!au was keeping track of the ages, I would’ve called you a liar

[rabid-citrus]

btw im still pissed at the people who replaced the normal big swingset i loved swinging on with that pathetic, bland baby-sized one, despite there already being another baby swingset right next to it. fuck you.