#whats that

[purplebehittindifferent]

*insert interesting ask here*

I want you to know, that I looked at this and then went “oooh” audibly.

FLASHBANG 💥

[perenlop]

BUH?????

[achaotichuman]

“You’re a healer, a mother, a wife,” The Spring Heiress said as she strolled closer to the iron bar cells. Her eyes flashed like the sun gleaming off the metal of a knife. Each smooth movement as animalistic as the last. A Beast in Faery skin. Aisling smiled sadly at the Heiress, “To them I am nothing more than a cursed witch.” Dahlia Fairburn and Aisling Sapphirus. General and Healer. The Heiress and her Lady. A Warrior and A Witch.

[puppyeared]

IS THAT. IS YHAT IMPORTANT

[ghost-104]

Okay I have this document I use when I'm insanely bored in class where I right down songs stuck in my head (mostly the CCCC)

And today I was typing out "the bidding" by memory

[stiinkysocks]

[leafwateraddict]

Fucked up in my bedroom listening to mitski

[luverleaver]

BANGS?

[aka-tua-braindump]

My dentist is probably confused by my very weird questions when I'm there.

Bangers from Today:

Me: Why is you aluminum chloride BLUE????

Dentist: ???? Wha??

Me: aluminum chloride isn't supposed to be blue. It's white.

Dentist: oh yeah it comes in clear too, it's for stupid dentists so we can see if it's still there.

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(Dentist and assistant discussing how we can't do something because there's too much heme)

Me: oh is it still bleeding?

Dental assistant: yes.

Me: oh cool *continues to chill in chair*

Me: Do you just call it Heme because saying blood makes people scared???

Dentist: yeah we gotta be very careful with our verbiage not to scare people but you're smart so you know.

Idk if calling it Heme is common in the medical world but it just seemed weird to me.

[kaplisbelial]

morpheous use he/him out of convenience and solely keeps his looks like that because he went "yea this would be neat"

[scarletlizzard]

You're drunk?

🚨Wee woo wee woo🚨

"This is the water police! Drink water ma'am! Your liver will thank you!" 👮‍♀️🚔

Water? w a t e r ?

[sc00tb00t]

-- shove off (i) ¦¦ j.b.b

bucky barnes x fem!avenger!reader

bucky barnes masterlist

words ;; 1.4k

contains ;; pet names, fluff, explicit language, enemies to lovers

warnings ;; pills (tylenol, nothing bad)

short summary ;; moving in was supposed to be fun, well you thought it would be.

a/n ;; i just wanted some domestic avengers so this came out of that want. 

𐬻𖤐𖤐𐬻

CHAPTER ONE

𐬻𖤐𖤐𐬻

it had been a week since you had finally moved into the avengers compound. you still had boxes in your room yet to be unpacked. steve offered to help you get organized but you didn't want to make him think he has to help so you turned the offer down. now sitting on your bed, you somewhat regret not taking the chance.

the first two days you were there you barely did anything, leaving your room was something you almost didn't do. according to nat, you left your 4 times, all to get food. over those first two days all you did was literally unpack half your clothes and set up your switch and xbox. you also slept, you moved all the way across the country for crying out loud, who wouldn't just sleep.

the third day you acquainted yourself with peter, vision, and wanda. immediately becoming best friends with wanda, it was like you two had known each other for years, since diapers. you and peter bonded over star wars, of course that day you wore one of your only star wars shirts. it was your favorite of the ones you had. vision and you really talk but he's definitely pleasant to be around, you can just tell he would be a good listener. 

your fourth was spent doing barely anything. you and steve hung out a bit, trying to get him to play mariokart but ending up just watching terminator. still being a little lagged behind, you ended up falling asleep during the second movie, judgment day. walking up in someone's arms was a nice feeling, the warmth and pressure was calming. steve was asleep when you woke up though so you ended up falling back asleep, not after admiring his features for a bit. 

steve is a handsome guy, no doubt about it but you didn’t like him like that. even if you did, there's no way he would like you back. you had your eyes on someone else though. you barely talked to him since you moved in, getting about 5 words in and that's it. before you moved into the compound, you barely exchanged words. 

day five. it was boring, the only thing that happened also was the highlight of your day. waking up to steve playing with your hair. it was so cute but then almost immediately after he realized

you had woken up he was apologizing like if he didnt he would die. “steve you're fine, i promise.” you probably said it over a hundred times in just that moment alone. you unpacked a bit more, ending up to talking to vision while doing it. he is a really good listener.

six and seven the same. more unpacking, ignoring people, and sleeping. that was the same with eight too. sort of a weird move but you didn't really care. you were getting tired of having to unpack things, you definitely brought too many clothes, you could’ve just bought some when you got here but no you didnt think of that until you started to unpack. at least you had a, what you considered, big room. 

at about 1 am on your eighth day, you finally finished unpacking. now it was time to get a schedule together, doing that was one of your favorite things to do. schedules for you are really just when you wake up, go to sleep, and work out. but it was still fun to do. accidentally staying up till 3 wasn't the best idea on your part but you didn't care that much. 

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

time to get used to hearing that again. “why do i chose to wake up at 7” groaning sitting up, you have a raging headache which is not the best, considering you actually planned stuff to do today. digging through your bedside table, you realize that you don't have tylenol. 

“of fucking course,” getting up, your head pounds even more, you change into just a random sports bra, a hoodie and a pair of spandex shorts, that really accentuated your ass. quickly snatching your empty water bottle, you slip out your room heading to the kitchen. guessing some people are already up, you put your headphones in, not wanting to talk to anyone. 

once you get to kitchen, there's only one other person in there, bucky barnes. of course, of fucking course. the one guy in the building who supposedly doesn't like you. “where's the tylenol?” you ask him, filling up your water bottle. turning around, he doesn't do anything, he just keeps standing there. 

“hello? do you know where the tylenol is?” all he does is turn to look at you, then turns back, “find it yourself.” you aren't a morning person at all, the headache and now this, not helping your mood at all. “babe, just point to where the tylenol is, you act like i'm asking you to build a thousand piece lego set with no instructions.” spinning back around you grab the handle belonging to a lower cabinet so you can reach down and snatch a pop tart real quick.

in that time, the tylenol was on the counter near where you're standing. “wasn't that hard. thank you.” you open the small container, dumping two into your hand and closing the bottle. taking a sip of water, you dropped the pills in your mouth and swallowed. grabbing your water bottle and poptarts and start walking out of the kitchen, setting down the bottle next to the brunette. 

you did know where most rooms were, since you had gotten a tour from steve earlier last week. walking to the track, you ate your poptarts, since having put your headphones back in. 

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an hour later, you finished your work out. dripping with sweat, you glupped down the rest of your water as steve walked in. “you need to tell your friend to not be such a jerk.” he tilted his head to the side, “who? bucky?” wiping the sweat off your forehead, you turn to leave. 

“yes, him.” before you could get bombarded with questions from steve, you seize the chance to quickly escape, making a b-line for your room. hating the feeling of sweat on your body. your room isn't that far from really anything, it's just a floor or two above everything. it felt like it was in the middle of everything. 

of course, right before reaching your room you run into someone, “i am so sorry!” you start saying before you even see who it is. looking up from your feet, you see your favorite person. bucky. “oh, nevermind.” you mumble under your breath, walking around him. 

“what did you just say?” you continue on walking, barely hearing him, your music was a life saver. his hand is on your wrist, well maybe music isn’t an amazing life saver. “what did you just say to me?” now you're looking at him, taking out one of your headphones, you come up with a smart-ass response. 

“well, it wasn't really directed right to you so do i actually need to tell you?” wiggling your wrist out of his grip, you start to turn to continue walking to your room. “no? okay, sounds about right.” answering for him, you pull your headphone back to your ear. 

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it was now 10ish so you could wait a few hours before actually starting your day, but you did have to choose what you're gonna wear. it doesn't really matter though so you just snatch a pair of b- knock knock knock

“oh come on” you walk over to your door, think about who it could be then open it. to say the least your guess is wrong, now you want to die. it has to be the guy with an attitude and long, greasy-looking hair. what is with this guy? “what do you want?” 

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taglist 

@wheatmouthed-crimeboi , @buckssstuff , @thinmint2 , @mcugeekposts , @sunshinemunchkin , @seaveysinn , @kehlanibarnes , @mha-oi-oi-oi

[oh-my-damn]

God bless Chris’ future wife fr

[theserenityinviolence]

I want to cry into your neck and shoulder but you already know that,

How much more of myself is there even left to show to you?

Answer me.. answer me.

[jk-unless]