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southern--downpour · 1 year

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having upsetting thoughts about the “live” ending

#what would he think? would he think the audience just wants to see him suffer for as long as he's entertaining?#how do you feel being dragged away knowing you're going to loose every memory you've ever had after just getting them all back?#how do you come to terms with the fact that you *begged* to die and they refused you?#do you think h'ed fight back? or just accept his fate silently and let himself be dragged away by showfall's drones?#sorry genloss is giving me such severe brainrot #it hurts me so good #honest to god want to write stuff for this and i am not a writer #shut up virgil #genloss #like you know if chat picked live it'd be because we couldnt stand to kill him/had *some* kind of hope he could escape eventually #but he wouldnt know that #he'd just think that however many people (hundreds? thousands? he doesnt know) wanted him to suffer #i so fucking wish gl!ranboo could know just how badly chat wanted to find a way to save him #GENUINELY almost tied the poll 50/50 to find any other option than kill him or have him suffer #uwahhhhhhhh

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t4tails · 2 months

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"he would not fucking say that" but its about a character being a leftist. he would not fucking believe that

#og post #i know u like him but hes stupid. he wouldnt be a communist

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sabertoothwalrus · 2 months

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don't ask him about that it's private

#for the record if senshi actually did have an illegitimate child he wouldnt know about it #no WAY he’d be a deadbeat on purpose #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi of izganda #marcille donato #chilchuck tims #my art #comic

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bagelb0nes · 2 months

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crossing over to the valley

#my art #digital art #illustration #stardew valley #animal crossing #stardew fanart #i did a crossover casue i want it so badly #you cannot tell me he wouldnt be a rooster #casue u know #he is such a dick #hahahehhe #okej maybe that dosent make sens #still funny tho #stardew shane #stardew farmer #sdv fanart #stardew valley fanart #sdv

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iamjackstylerdurden · 8 months

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imagine being lawrence gordon. you spent 6 hours in a dirty bathroom with a dead guy and a twink. you then had to cut your foot off and shoot and abandon said twink (that you spent the last 6 hours falling in love with). you make it down the hallway when the (not) dead guy grabs you and said ‘you work for me now’ (does being an apprentice even pay?). the next day you go to your apartment, take a big sigh of relaxation and turn on the tv. and 9/11 is happening

#like why does saw happen on 9/10/2001 #the movie came out in 2004 #they chose that day #cant believe this got 700+ notes akdhdkalkdh #and i could go on #about how the twink was also your stalker #a few days later lawrence is like hm i know im forgetting so- OH SHIT ADAM #(<<<joking ik he wouldnt forget)#saw #chainshipping #sawposting #saw 2004

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sofiaruelle · 10 months

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Ugh younger siblings am i right??? 🙄 🙄 🙄

#doodle #stardew valley #stardew sebastian #stardew valley maru #hope yall caught the Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse reference #she’s just trying to help #he should pay attention to his surroundings more #can 20+ year olds still be grounded? lmao #is this sebastian’s 13th reason why he wants to leave for zuzu city?#look we all know maru wouldnt accidentally set Seb’s bike on fire #but like as an older sis who has a younger bro who accidentally messes up when they get a little too eager to help..

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lazycranberrydoodles · 6 months

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english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

#so the part of the book where kid hua cheng suddenly sits bolt upright #because he senses something in the room #and this 7 year old is just 👁️👁️ and radiating immense killing intent #hes so fucking funny 😭#i love him being weird and strange and offputting #‘dianxia why does the high schooler that hangs around your house sometimes have glowing red eyes and know things he definitely shouldnt #and crush things into dust with his bare hands and seem to hate the sun an-‘ mind your own fucking business #drawing baby hc was so much fun i hope i do it again soon #the secret is that xie lian is JUST as deeply weird as his husband but in a less obvious and threatening manner.#guy who has to keep his internal monologue internal because he is thinking things like “wouldnt wanna get choked by those hands!”#out of every god character he is the one who seems to have changed the most from immortality #dying presumably hundreds of times and being alone for hundreds of years does something to your brain #“xiao hua why does your cultivator talk weird and wear the same clothes and eat the same food and-” HE IS AUTISTIC!!!! AND JADED BY THE #PASSAGE OF CENTURIES!!! YOULL NEVER KNOW WHICH IS WHICH!!#my art #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #art #tgcf meme #mxtx #天官赐福 #lmao #hob #heaven official's blessing #the people have spoken...

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fiovske · 10 months

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ngl the early s3 post-divorce pre-making up era angst of he-means-a-lot-to-me-but-if-any-of-you-ever-mention-him-in-my-presence-i-am-going-to-kill-everyone-in-this-room-and-then-myself crowley and aziraphale are gonna be delicious.and brother i am but a dickensian orphan waiting for my food to arrive

#good omens #good omens 2 #listen. the dynamic is going to be SOOOO juicy.#in one corner....LOVED AND LOST CROWLEY.#in the other... the REGRETFULLY YEARNING AZIRAPHALE #he's gonna kick off his disillusionment and win crowley back. pursue the devil for a change!#good. good food. knowing they're renewed for s3. brother we are getting the whole romcom spiel.#and i wouldnt have it any other way.

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dilfpassing · 2 months

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freaky monster astarion stans rise up (wyll is having the time of his life)

#my art #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate #wyllstarion #astarion #astarion ancunin #wyll #wyll ravengard #HES A FREAK YOUR HONOR #i just think if u have darkvision ur eyes should reflect light like most nocturnal animals #and also once he knows he can get blood from willing participants he wouldnt be against the drama of wasting some of it in a makeout sessio

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felixfeliccis · 4 months

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to-skit-or-not-to-skit · 13 days

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bro carl92 knew EXACTLY where that fucking song was from. he literally recorded it straight from the source. he specifically recorded the least questionable part of the film. we all thought he was eating a bag of CHIPS. and this was the song that stumped people on the internet for 3 years. this is truly the funniest fucking timeline

#everyone knows that #ekt #lost media #ulterior motives #also apparently the song was made specifically for that film so of COURSE we wouldnt find it in an album or smth.. carl... dude #ik he didnt know that at the time but it's still funny

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apradonite · 1 year

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[metal voice] amy my best friend amy

#your honor he's only 10 years of age #yes i know eggman would realistically react worse yes i know he wouldnt give metal the ability to cry like the darth vader showerhead #but consider: it would be really fucking funny #sth #sonic the hedgehog #metal sonic #amy rose #classic amy rose #classic metal sonic #eggman #classic eggman #ivo robotnik #fanart #sonic fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months

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Bros before Ho(oh my god is that Hanguang-Jun?)

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #WWX really was unhinged for saying he was going to always be at JC's side and then immediately asking about LWJ.#The D in ADHD stands for Distractible. The second D stands for DooowawawaWaaaah (ADHDers know what I mean)#Their conversation is such a knife twist in this flashback. WWX truly and genuinely does mean it when he says he wants to support JC #And that JC hopes for that too! Tragedies hit the hardest when you can feel the lost futures characters would have together #And I feel it here in this scene so painfully. There's complicated feelings between them but it wasn't what broke them apart.#The rumours and the twisted family dynamics that tried to pit them against each other likely wouldnt have worked.#It set the stage for JC to have an inferiority complex which then grows into his responsibility complex.#WWX even calls it out! That JC has to be the responsible one in the dynamic.#And it sucks to be in that unequal position with a sibling or a not-sibling.#You don't get the love *or* acknowledgement but you do get the pressure to be the 'better one' in the face of the other's misbehaviour.#But I digress. There was a world where they did became the twin heroes of yunmeng jiang and stayed together.#And we'll never see it. That world is gone now. And just like Lotus pier -even if they tried to rebuild it - they will never be the same.

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milfygerard · 5 months

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people rediscovering hbomb is bi from this video bc it doesnt generally come up is my people realizing hank green is bi from his tweets about his cancer treatment bc it doesnt generally come up

#barry.txt #hbomberguy #he came out quietly in like 2018 in his lovecraft video and never brought it up again #so if you havent seen it you just like. wouldnt know

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ruporas · 1 year

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