i wish i lived in a time period where i could just kill my abusive family and get away with it and runaway with my true love
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I got a projector and a great white wall and comfy seats (my lap and my bed) and I got large hoodies and blankets and stuffed animals and food and drinks and marine biology documentaries and I can cuddle and scratch and pet and massage so if anyone is interested I can dm you my address.
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Elias had a point. Sometimes, you just need to commit brutal pipe murder to feel better.
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finally at home after a job interview that lasted almost 2 hours now im going to sleep and hope i wake up tomorrow morning :)
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the urge to apologize no matter what
apologize if I'm mistaken
or if I ask too many questions (so that I won't be mistaken)
or if I ask a dumb question
or if I don't understand
or if I over explain
or if I'm too loud or too quiet
or talk too much or not enough
like I'm just so sorry actually
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When you're eating at a restaurant, and you hear someone who sounds like Harry Styles, yelling "GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!"
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screaming crying throwing up squirting a hole through my laptop
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Hands encase as morbid rot his hilt and it is a warm infection, bleeding through his steel until sanity yields; how close is he, how close could he be in an hour?
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I haven't posted any art lately because I've been working on a special project that I'm not allowed to post publicly yet
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rewatching naruto makes me wish i was gay rivaling with someone, however i'm one of the most non-confrontational and non-ambitious persons i know
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Gonna start signing my work emails:
Please do your job or I’m putting you in a saw trap.
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I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh
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