#but idk if Paris was the best kind of person to be a friend to Rory AND THAT‘S OKAY

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My roman empire is how the majority of people misjudge every single gilmore girls character it angers me so much

[weeknd-ogoc]

LOOK AFTER YOU ✩ MAX VERSTAPPEN

SUMMARY: in which max and you have always found it really hard to move on from each other.

(inspired by the fray's song, look after you.)

FACE CLAIM: cindy kimberly

CONTAINS: reader!alonso, spanish!reader, angst due to past memories of your relationship with max, emotional cheating, use of y/n, could possibly trigger your daddy issues lols & kind of right person, wrong time trope!

AUTHOR'S NOTE: kinda felt like i rushed it and didn't go the way i wanted idk lol but hope you guys like it anyways! also i'm close to 1k followers, you guys are truly the best & ilysm !! 😭

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posted on may 27th, 2023

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ever since you were born your father had been super protective over you, even at your grown age he was still meddling in your life whenever he possibly could but you couldn't complain about it because you liked to meddle in his life just as much too.

"if you don't quit eating that burrito..." you told your father as you took the burrito out of his hands just for him to snatch it back. "you're going to stink up my kitchen."

he rolled his eyes and put the burrito down. "which i paid for so technically speaking this is my kitchen too."

now here you were in paris on a date that your father had set up for you and on the phone with him.

"i'm with lance right now at an ice cream shop." you told your father through the phone while lance was picking at your ice cream cone. "no, lance is driving us."

he chuckled when you passed your phone towards to him and he put it up to his ear for a few seconds before speaking. "yes sir, i will drive carefully and she will be back in her house by eight."

once the conversation was done he handed your phone back. "he said i better be sleeping in the guest room and that he would see us tomorrow morning."

had it been any other guy, your father would've definitely flew out just to spy on the two of you but he actually liked lance and encouraged you to hang out with him — except the both of you only liked each other as friends so lance covered for you when you had dates with someone.

just a few years back your father pushed a few boys out of your lives due to them not being the correct fit for you.

"dad it's not fair, it's just one date!" you remembered your seventeen self yell at your dad. "max is a good guy and he even asked you for permis-"

he shook his head. "i don't care what he did, i am your father and you do as i say!"

then there was the time when you were twenty-two, there was pictures circulating of charles leclerc taking you out for dinner and also a video of him leaving your hotel room the next morning.

"you can do better than charles, he doesn't know how to settle down and that's not the type of guy you need in your life!" your father ended up calling you as soon as he saw those pictures. "i liked max better."

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posted on may 27th, 2020

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max looked back at an old post he had posted for your birthday back when you guys were still together.

everyone loved you, your dad had been in formula one for the longest time so everyone basically saw you grow up but nobody knew you the way he had grown to know you — the two of you had been broken up for a few years now but remained friends, only greeting each other once in awhile whenever you guys had to.

"i don't understand why you haven't deleted your pictures with her." his now girlfriend, kelly told him. "we already take car of her ca-"

"it's our cat." max corrected. "so it is my responsibly to watch her just as much as it is hers."

during the short time that you guys had moved in with each other in 2020, he had gifted you a siamese cat and named her saturn which the both of you now co-parented for.

he had been playing with penelope when she rushed into the room talking about the comment he left on your post. "whose y/n?" penelope asked as she passed a tea cup over to max.

kelly let out a huff and sat down with them. "nobody important."

you were still important to him.

he had began liking you in his first year of formula one and you obviously liked him but it had been complicated to even see each other due to your dad being so overprotective over you.

"i really don't think we should sneak around..." max quietly advised as you pulled him into your hotel room but as soon as your lips reached his he changed his mind and just at eighteen years old, he did not really get how to do this boyfriend thing since you're the first girl he had ever taken seriously but he quickly learned because you had began to feel like home to him.

"her dad is a cool guy but when it comes to her he is kinda scary." daniel ricciardo told him as they walked to an interview. "better hope he doesn't find out."

max at the time thought you guys would not get caught — aside from your father not wanting him to see you, his father also didn't particularly like you because he believed you were getting in the way of his racing. "forget about seeing that little girl, you're not about to let some girl ruin your career that i helped you prepare for." he remembered his father telling him after seeing you guys kiss and max dragging you into his hotel room earlier that day.

you of coarse had been in the bathroom hiding, listening to their conversation and max was trying to defend his relationship with you but his father was not having it.

so it wasn't long before you heard a smack and his dad telling him he better not see you around again then max was saying everything his father wanted to hear to finally get him out of his room and be back with you.

as you heard the door close, you heard something being thrown at the door and you slowly walked out of the bathroom to see some tears coming out of max's face. "i swear i hate him!"

you had gone to wipe the tears off his face and as you hugged him, you saw the glass cup that was thrown at the door. "it's okay baby..."

in that moment max realized that every time he was losing his control and felt like the city was spinning around, you were the only one who knew how to slow it down.

"i mean we just won't get caught next time." you gave him a halfhearted smile while wrapping your arms around him while he nodded hugging you even tighter.

but during the last race of his first year your father had caught you guys after following daniel who was trying to cover for you guys.

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posted on may 27th, 2023

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everyone knew fernando's daughter meant the world to him.

as a single teenage father he remembered the moment he first laid eyes on you, he had wanted to quit racing because he knew his career was time consuming and he wouldn't be able to give you all the time in the world.

"no puedes, fórmula uno siempre ha sido tu prioridad número u-" (you can't, formula one has always been your number one priority)

fernando shook his head as he looked towards your crib, you were only a few weeks old and had just fallen asleep after about an hour of fussing. "ella es mi primera prioridad ahora." (she's my first priority now)

it took a good while before your grandparents could get him to continue doing what he had always loved doing and when he finally entered formula one, he had decided to bring you along to wherever his races were just so he could make time to spend with you — of coarse his mother could not stay away from her only granddaughter so she tagged along.

at eight years old, his little girl was beginning to do as she pleases.

"y/n, no more cand-" your father stopped as he saw you opening up the chocolate wrapper with a smile. "you better no-" you had finally bit into your snicker bar and gave him another toothy smile that he adored. "after that one, you better not have another."

you nodded and ran off with schumacher's kids, later splitting another chocolate bar with mick.

"crees que tengo algo de qué preocuparme?" he asked referring to what he was currently seeing, he watched mick and you chasing each other around. (do you think i have something to worry about?)

his mother chuckled and shook her head. "nando, solo son niños."(nando, they're just kids.)

at thirteen years old, he was trying everything in his power to make sure you stayed his little girl.

"no, find another dress that goes down below your knees." your father told you and continued going through the other dresses.

you shook your head and tried on another dress that you somewhat liked.

"now that's beautiful!" he nodded his head to the dress.

you gave your grandmother a look but she shrugged and you groaned. "papá, me gustó mucho el otro vestido!" (dad, i really liked the other dress!)

so after bickering back and forth about the dress, you had won and your father was now paying for the two hundred dollar dress and whatever else you had him holding throughout the store.

at sixteen years old, he had finally started seeing you as a beautiful young women and not his baby girl.

"escúchame..." he began and dangled the keys to your brand new car that he had just bought you in front of your face. "you will drive carefully! no listening to music too loud, no texting or calling and i want to know where you are every hour." (listen to me)

you nodded and kissed his cheek. "yes pa, thank you so much!"

"and no boys in the car!" he sighed and gave you the keys to the car. "i really wish you had failed your drivers test again."

at eighteen years old, he was now beginning to worry about the growing friendship you had going on with max verstappen who was on his first year in formula one so he had his eyes on the both of you at all times.

"have you seen y/n?" your father asked people around the paddock and they all shook their heads. "i swear when i find her..."

being the horny teenagers that you guys were at the time, the both of you had finally found a spot where nobody was around and he had gently kissed you but before the kiss could get any further there was someone who cleared their throat.

"your dad is looking for you..." daniel ricciardo said as he gave the both of you a look. "i sent him back into the mclaren garage so you have a few minutes to wrap this up before he figures out you're not there."

there was another person clearing their throat and all three of you turned the other direction where your father stood with an angry face. "hi pa." you mumbled as you walked into his direction and he looked at max who was walking towards daniel's direction.

"i won't tell you again to leave my daughter alone."

at nineteen years old, he had a received a phone call that every parent had dreaded to ever hear.

"i'm sorry pa, the car just drove past us and i did-" you cried as he carefully hugged you.

you had been celebrating your birthday with max verstappen and lance stroll, who you had befriended this year when he joined formula one — you had been driving when you hit another car leaving you in a neck brace, max with a sprained wrist and since lance was in the back he just had a few scratches but nothing too serious.

"shh, estas bien..." (you're okay)

even though you were now nineteen and officially dating max for a few months now, as usual had made sure it was fine with your dad that you guys would be going out together and after another talk about keeping his daughter safe, he allowed you to go out with him and lance.

"i'm scared..." lance whispered to max just before entering your hospital room.

max nodded but he knew he was going to probably get it worse from your father since it was his responsibly to always look after you. "me too, he's going to kill me."

just before they entered the room they heard you apologizing to your father about getting the car crashed and that you'd pay him back but he shook his head. "the car can be replaced y/n but you can not be replaced, do you understand that? when max called me about you being here i swear my heart dropped and i couldn't even think clearly." he kissed the top of your head. "i'm glad that you are okay."

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posted on may 28th, 2023

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your father had invited max to the party he was secretly throwing that same night — he never had anything against max and he even still considered max part of the family so it wasn't awkward when max gladly accepted to go.

"a party for y/n? you are kidding right?" kelly asked as she saw max getting nicely dressed, it took her a good convincing to get him out of his usual red bull shirts so him wanting to look nice for this event was weird to her.

he applied his cologne and shrugged. "it's also for fernando so you can come kells if you really want to."

"they're not even your fami-" she shook her head with a small smile, after all max never gave her a reason to believe he couldn't be trusted. "i'll wait for you here."

so a few hours into the party he had found himself sitting outside on the porch with you and saturn on his lap. the two of you clearly had a bit much to drink since you guys were giggling a little too much causing people to look at the two of you whenever they walked by.

"twenty bucks they'll get back together by the end of this year." george whispered to his friends as they walked by for the fifth time in twenty minutes.

"thirty if they hook up tonight." alex then said.

"as if kelly would let that man go." lando responded with a laugh.

somehow you guys always ended up together at times like these or at least whenever kelly was not around, max really enjoyed these moments with you because it just reminded him of his past self with you.

"i need to go pee, come with me." you giggled as you dragged him with you but let him stay outside the door waiting for you.

he knew the two of you were perfect for each other but the two of you had constantly broken up and gotten back together so when kelly came around you had just broken up with him and he was looking for a quick fling — the morning after he had seen pictures of you and charles at the same hotel so he thought maybe you were looking for a quick fling also.

you guys had gotten back together a few weeks after and months after that, everything was going well between you guys so that was when he got you saturn as a gift also buying a shiny ring for you.

"of course i give you my blessing max!" your father told him giving him a hug. "took you long enough to finally propose to my little girl."

weeks later he had everything set up to propose to you but it was quickly ruined when kelly had been looking for him and even showed up to the apartment you guys shared.

"look my dad is waiting for me, let's just get this over with so just say what i know what you're about to say." he remembered you telling him with tears in your eyes.

you guys had plenty of breakups in the past but somehow this one felt different. "i'm not cheating on you if that is what you think."

you scoffed. "so where have you been the past few days? why is she looking for you at our apartment?"

just say it now max.

before he could continue thinking about how your last breakup went, you had came out the bathroom and held the back of your skirt.

"the zipper is stuck." you said turning around, letting him see the back of your skirt. "help?"

as he helped zip up your skirt, the three musketeers were giggling like little kids at what they were seeing and alex put his hand up for the money he was owed but quickly put it down at the next thing they saw.

you thanked him for helping you and he nodded. "it's my job to look after you." he quietly said as he finished zipping up your skirt, you had been looking through the mirror in front of you and seen the looks he was giving you.

"i'm glad you still wear the necklace..." max told you with his hand on your zipper then going to wrap his arms around your waist, resting his chin on the top of your head now looking at you through the mirror. "i would still be wearing the bracelet you gave me if it wasn't fo-"

"kelly." you nodded and just before you could shake him off.

he quickly shook his head and turned you around. "the chain broke and i haven't replaced it, would've fixed it sooner if i knew you still wore your necklace."

the two of you stayed looking into each others eyes and before anything else could happen your father walked in.

"i'm looking for my granddaughter!" he said and luckily for you guys he had been a bit tipsy he didn't realize how close you guys were. "ah there she is, hello guys we're cutting the cake c'mon!" he took saturn off one of the chairs she was resting on and quickly walked off.

even though your father hadn't seen that interaction there were the three men who did and were trying to decided who owed what to who.

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posted on may 29th, 2023

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max had found himself panicking on the inside when he saw your name pop up on his phone for the second time today while he was streaming on twitch — the two of you never called each other so he worried for a second right before penelope came to the room to hug him.

"hey p." he quickly flipped his phone over when he heard other footsteps follow along.

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obviously nothing happened last night with you, he left shortly after they cut your cake without saying bye to you and he ended up crashing at charles's place but the way everyone was assuming it was him who took your most recent picture on instagram, kelly was a bit annoyed with him.

"y/n called, she said she's taking the cat to the vet because she was sleeping all morning and suddenly woke up to throw up or something like that."

"oh no! will saturn be okay?" penelope asked looking over to max which he nodded in response and assured her the cat would be fine.

he let everyone on his stream know he had to go due to a family emergency and quickly got ready to go.

just before he could leave kelly was still going on about last night. "you just got back home and you're leaving again? over that stupid cat? over that whor-"

"watch it." he quickly turned over to face her giving her a look. "i already told you that i crashed at charles's and had it been one of our cats i would've booked a flight home as soon as i could."

"but you are always putting her first.." he began walking towards the door but she blocked it with her arms crossed. "if you leave to go see her, i hope she lets you stay at her house because you will not be welcomed here anymore."

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you flicked max's forhead as soon as he arrived to your apartment and before he could even ask why you just did that, you were already carefully swooping saturn into your arms. "she only hangs around your cats so it's your fault this happened to her!"

in that moment max already figured out what had happened because his mind went back to finding saturn being real cozy with one of his cats one time.

"in my defen- ow!" you had just flicked him again and placed saturn back down onto your couch just to hit him with a pillow.

he stopped the next hit and he chuckled as he threw it at you. "she'll live but yes i'm sorry i should've told you when i saw them getting close."

so to keep you calm he did what he always did back when you guys were together and you were a bit mad with him, ordered your favorite kind of pizza and put on one of your shows you like to rewatch every now and then.

before the both of you knew it the sun had gone down and you wondered why he stayed as long as he did this time, he would never stay more than an hour.

"well i'll take these to sink..." you quietly said once you felt his head rest on your shoulder meaning he was starting to fall asleep. "i can bring you a blanket if you'd like or?"

"i can wash them." he shook his head and stood up, grabbing the plates from your hand. "but i do want to finish this episode with you so bring the blanket."

you nodded going into your room and grabbed one of the many blankets you had on your bed.

this was starting to remind you of every time you guys broke up, he'd show up buy you the pizza and watch the shows he swore up and down he hated then he'd somehow swoop you off your feet.

the both of you guys had always tried seeing other people in the short time you guys were broke up but it never worked and it resulted in finding your way back to each other — but the both of you had been broken up for three years now so you just always figured there was no chance of getting back together since he was now with kelly and he seemed genuinely happy.

when you brought back the blanket max was already laying down on the couch and just as you were about to hand it to him, he pulled you onto him and you tried getting up but he held onto you. "max, you can't do this to kelly..."

"she kicked me out, it's done."

even though you still felt a bit wrong about this whole situation, your arms wrapped around his neck and hid your head into the crook of his neck.

you had missed this feeling.

"you don't understand how much i missed you baby..." he found this as an opportunity to hug you tighter and place a kiss onto the side of your head. "i should've never let you leave me in the first place."

you groaned hearing those words and he chuckled. "it was a pretty dumb decision."

you guys were now locking eyes and he wanted to kiss you but he stopped himself before he could. "i want you to know this isn't a rebound thing, i want to make this work with you but for real this time. no more breakups."

"no more breakups." you repeated his words with a little nod. "but we're taking this slow max so no kissing right now."

he groaned and sighed. "fine but stay here with me so i can look after you."

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What I Will Be Manifesting This Week :

What I will be manifesting this week:

- Desired Body (Revised)

- Always Waking Up In The Void State Aware

- That my 3D always conforms in under 48 hours

What Will I Be Doing?

- Embodying the state of having my desires.

- Fulfilling myself in imagination whenever I think of my desires.

- Fulfill through visualisation and inner conversations because that is what feels most natural to me.

What Will I Manifest In The Void State?

- Desired Face & Body but with some finishing touches. (doll - like, kind of like Karen smith from mean girls)

- Desired Height (5’7)

- Desired hair (doll - like)

- Desired Name (so elegant and pretty!)

- Desired Personality

- Desired voice (singing & speaking)

- Desired Vibe (90s Supermodel)

- Desired house (so luxurious)

- Desired room (Barbie x Gossip Girl themed)

- Desired Wardrobe (Blair Waldorf type outfits)

- iPhone 15 Pro + Desired Phone Case

- New Desired Biological Dad + New cousins & aunties etc to match

- Revising that my parents got married in Paris

- Rich Family

- All my family members are happy and have everything they want

- Privacy

- Pretty School Interior & Exterior

- Desired School Uniform

- My best friends to live on the same road as me and to have everything they want.

- Perfect mental and physical health for all my loved ones.

- Desired Career to start early (Supermodel for when i’m 17)

- Perfect Posture

- Perfect Eyesight

- Perfect Culinary & Baking Skills

- Fluency in French & Dutch

- Piano Prodigy + being able to play desired songs on it

- Good at playing electric guitar

- Changing Appearance of my family members

- Revising my family’s names

- Always knowing what to say

- Family celebrates holidays like Christmas & Halloween

- Revising my memories to align with my dream life

- Photographic & audiographic memory

- Perfect grades

- Whenever I listen to a song, it feels like listening to it for the first time again.

- Desired Items

- Immune from embarrassment + Revising that any past embarrassing moments never happened

- Life feels like the early 2010’s again

- Life feels like a Gossip Girl Episode (You know I had to XoXo 💋)

- Life feels like a barbie movie (like princess charm school or smthg idk)

- Looking like desired songs

- Can Choose To feel hot or cold

- airport and plane processes to be always extremely fun and quick for my family, friends and I

- Teen Wolf & The Originals to be put back on Netflix

- Season 3 of One Of Us Is Lying to come out

- Some cute things for my pets

- Always know what my pets want

- My whole family to have good taste in fashion

- Go on nice holidays every year

- Materialise something instantly by affirming for it x3

- Kind, Respectful & Secular Family

- Disgusting Roadman fashion in London to be stopped (ew if u saw that shizz)

- Fashion to go back to the 90s and early 2000s

- People At School Don’t annoy me

- High Spice Tolerance

- Always Wake Up Feeling Fresh & Energised

- Never late to school

- Desired ear piercings

- Scary Insects never come near me (especially spiders AAAAH!!!)

- I appreciate all aspects of life

- Never abuse my manifesting abilities

- Everything i manifest manifests 10x better than how i imagined

- Basically revising my whole entire life top to bottom

+ much more personal things

Things I Will Be Manifesting For The World:

- World Peace in all realities

- No wars in all realities

- Palestine being free in all realities

- World healing

- Healed society

- Righteous justice system

- No corrupt leaders

- No corrupt governments etc

- Healthcare everywhere is free

- People are good people

- People treat eachother with respect and kindness

Guys, I will definitely go into more depth when i actually materialise all these and post my success story. + Will probably post some picture proof of materialistic things in my home and outfits etc but not my face or anything personal like that.

I wrote everything i’m going to manifest on here because I know i’m not going to be bothered to type it all out when i’m actually living my dream life in the 3D 💀

Share what you guys will be manifesting and stick to your new story so we can all post our successes together!!!

[heart4reigns]

UNTOUCHABLE, jey uso (ii).

previous chapter

warnings: curse words, making out i guess idk, flirting, substances, cigarettes, alcohol, pet names, people trying to flirt w you

tags: wrap it up kiddos, comedy time!! dominik being slightly jealous because he’s a protective bff

BEING with the top frat boy was difficult at first. the two of you had to adjust your social life, schedule, and everything in-between. it was also kind of weird for people to see the two of you together, but no one dared to say anything. your friends, on the other hand, were very ecstatic about you venturing into the love game. especially for becky and seth. they insisted on going on double-dates with the two of you.

you were still trying your best to show affection for him; as it was hard for you to express your feelings sometimes. jey, contrary to the popular belief–was a kind and loving partner. he understood that you were not used to all of this. you didn’t expect it, coming from him with his entire reign of being a fuckboy. this was something special for him. the love he had for you was genuine and he was willing to try. you weren’t official yet, the two of you were comfortable with what you had now.

it was just a regular friday before finals; seth with his thesis draft, becky with her laptop, jey with his blunt, and you with your books. he was passing the joint to everyone and to your relief, you needed that joint. being the teaching assistant for several first years stressed you out. not to mention, you had to keep track of his academics too. jey decided that he actually needed to change in order for him to graduate. no, he didn’t leave behind his parties and all of that fraternity bullshit; but he wanted to become a better person.

so, he enrolled to one of your study groups.

at first he was joking around, still being the rowdy frat boy he was, but when he saw you during your teaching mode, jey knew he wouldn’t mess with you. “fuck, you rolling another one already?” seth chuckled, seeing him pull out the papers. “blame ms. teaching assistant right here taking up all the puffs.” he ruffled your hair. “finals are coming and i need a break.” you defended yourself.

“are you coming back to your town for holidays?” you shook your head at becky’s question. “no, my mom is going to paris. for no fucking reason.” becky chuckled. “you don’t wanna go with her?” “i think i’ll stay here, i mean i got a job in town. so, summer job. yippie!” you sarcastically said. “what about you becks?” the orange-haired girl took a bite of her apple before answering you. “seth and i are gonna stay with my parents for a bit, we’re not gonna be here for summer, you’ll suffer on your own.” she replied. “and you?” you faced your boyfriend, who was still focusing on his rolling joint.

“i’m staying here, baby. i need to work on my thesis.” jey replied, passing you the freshly-rolled blunt. you took a hit off it, feeling the smoke inside your throat. “you know what? take that one. i’ll just roll another one, baby.” he chuckled and took a quick peck on your forehead. you flared up in embarrassment, still not used to romantic gestures. “awww, look. she’s blushing! seth, take a pic!” “i’ll kick your ass, becky.”

nighttime came and you parted ways with the eccentric couple, leaving you and jey all alone in the abandoned park near the campus ground. the two of you were laying down, head slightly fuzzy due to the substance you took. “i hate you.” you muttered, nuzzling your head on the crook of his neck. “every time you get high on your own, you always blame me, sweetheart.” “i hate you for having good dealers.” you continued. “don’t hate the player, hate the game.” your head felt very light as you studied his features. “you know, you’re really pretty.” you caressed his face. “i could say the same thing, baby.” he leaned closer, lips connecting with each other–taking in the heat of summer.

“are you staying with me tonight?” he asked, in-between kisses. “do you want me to?” you teased him. “you don’t know how much i want you tonight.” he whispered. “well today is your unlucky day, uso. the girls are gonna throw a surprise party for bianca for killing the ballet performance.” yo saw him groan in despair. “fuck, baby. you and your sorority stuff.” jey complained. “hey, i didn’t complain when you were out on a boys camping trip for a week.” you defended yourself. “okay, you’re right. i’m sorry.” “apologies will be accepted in the form of kisses.”

finals came by and you were finishing up your last lab exams for the semester. you quickly packed up your stuff and went outside the lab. to your surprise, you spotted a certain senior leaning on one of the railings in front of your class. "hey, baby." your cheeks reddened as he kissed your forehead. "what are you doing here?" you furrowed your brows. "came to pick you up, we're going to town. you deserve a treat baby."

you got a full princess treatment from him. he took you on never-ending dates, you never paid for anything when you were with him. you insisted on paying every time you were out, but he would always decline. "we're coming to roman's party right?" "i'll go if you go to the seminar with me." jey lit up his cigarette, passing it to you. "fine, i'll go to the damn seminar with you, baby." your eyes lit up in excitement. "thank you."

"how was your finals?" the two of you were eating in some random diner in town. "it was okay, i think i kinda messed up for my last lab report." you sighed. "nah baby, you never failed a class. you're not cody." he joked, making you smile. "cody failed statistics... had to mentor him for 5 months, he's doing great now though." you added. "how about you? how's your thesis going?" you returned the question. "halfway there, i'm doing this for you baby." you shook your head. "you're doing this for yourself." you smiled.

it was true that jey had a boost on his academics, even the professors noticed. right now, he was attending a seminar, with you as one of the speakers. it was about some medical seminar that he didn't really know about. but he was there for you. "bless my old heart. jey uso, in the flesh. what are you doing here?" professor heyman chuckled when he saw jey writing down his name on the admission booth. "hey professor heyman. here for my girl." he pointed at you, who was preparing for the session.

"well, good for you then." months passed and his feelings for you grew stronger. his life turned upside down and he was happy. at certain times, he felt like he didn't deserve you–as the two of you had different backgrounds. the man sat down, waiting for your session to begin. you were on the standing near the podium. the two of you made eye-contact and jey gave you a wink. "good luck, baby." he mouthed. "thank you." you replied.

"hello everyone, good morning. my name is (y/n) (l/n), i'll be representing the medical faculty for today's seminar." he was very proud of you.

the ride back to your dorm wasn't silent at all. his left hand on the steering wheel and his right hand on your thigh. "you staying with me tonight?" you nodded, still reading your book. "words, baby." "yes, head-boy of the bloodline, the main event, the one and only jey uso." you mocked him. you expected him to groan in response, but a chuckle came out of his mouth. "damn, (y/n). i love you so much."

his 'i love you' got into your head. there you were, slightly distracted. "yo, you okay?" you looked up and saw jey's twin, jimmy. "huh?" you muttered. "you look distracted." he shrugged his shoulders. jey was downstairs, waiting for the pizza to arrive. you couldn't really go anywhere because security was already on their duty. so you were stuck in jey's room, which was in front of jimmy's room and right next to roman's.

"yeah, (y/n). what's up?" roman nudged you. the three of you grew closer, due to your 'relationship' with jey. "nothing man, it's just..." you sighed. "jey confessed to me." they were confused. "i think we know he likes you alrea-" "he said 'i love you'." the room became quiet. "that's new. my brother doesn't say 'i love you' to people, (y/n)." jimmy added. "man, this is just new..." roman muttered. "what did you say after that?" jimmy asked, drinking his water.

you didn't say anything. "i don't know, i didn't say anything. it came out of the blue. fuck, i'm too scared to say it back. i'm not used to this." you admitted. "i mean, don't force yourself if you're not ready. i'm sure he'll understand-" "yo, i got the pizza!" your conversation was cut short.

summer came and you were very ecstatic for it. you got a new job and you were going to spend the summer with jey. you were quite relieved to know that the campus guards were on their break, so you could sneak easily to the boys dormitory. you were back in jey's room, trying your best to stay awake. it was only 6 pm and you were very sleepy. he forgot to bring his keys and you were waiting for him to come back from the gym.

jey: [picture attached]

jey: what's good

your eyes widened in surprise as you saw his attached picture. "this man is taking thirst traps..." you muttered.

(y/n): get ur ass here

(y/n): why are u as a man taking thirst traps?????

(y/n): ok no actually keep them coming

jey: lmaooooo

jey: ur wish is my command, princess

jey: on my way back don't fall asleep just yet

"open up." you stood up from his bed, his sweatshirt falling to your knees. "now what did i say about looking cute with my clothes on?" he immediately dropped his duffle bag to hug you. "ew, go shower first." you joked as he couldn't stop kissing your entire face. "are you ready for roman's party?" you shook your head. "i'm literally wearing your sweatshirt and no pants, do i look ready?"

it was roman's birthday party. you took a liking to the college athlete, he was one of those frat boys that wasn't a douchebag. the two of you were finally ready to go. "do you always look this good?" he was standing behind you, hands on your waist. "and are you always this flirty?" he couldn't help but to laugh at your question. "only to you now, babygirl. let's go."

the party was obviously packed, roman was a popular college athlete with a bright future. "yo, uce. happy birthday!" jey hugged him, passing him his birthday present. "happy birthday, uce." you followed jey's gesture. "look, it's my favorite couple. thanks guys, enjoy yourself tonight!" roman gave the two of you red cups filled with whatever alcohol was available on the counter.

"too bad becky and seth are already out of town, miss them already." jey sighed, taking a drag of his cigarette. "yeah, kinda miss getting ready with her." you added. "i think jimmy's asking me to play beer pong with him." jey pointed at his twin, who was waving his entire arms at the two of you. "you wanna come?" you shook your head. "nah, i'm going outside for some fresh air. it's getting cloudy here." he nodded. "you sure? want me to come?" once again, you shook your head. "it's okay, got your guys everywhere. they know what to do if anything happens."

all of the frat boys took an oath to protect the sorority girls at all cost. especially now, since you were seeing their head-boy. even though you were totally capable of protecting yourself, jey had all of his boys to protect you. "dom!" you spotted your best friend, chilling near the pool with his tiny group. "(y/n)!" he greeted you back. "i miss you." you admitted. "you're too occupied with jey to think about me." he rolled his eyes. "hey, it's not like that." you smacked your head.

"anyways, this is austin. people call him theory for no fucking reason, he's from alpha academy, you know? near your new workplace." you nodded in response. your guard was still up to new people. "yeah. hi." you said, with a straight face. "you didn't tell me damage ctrl had pretty girls like her." you immediately furrowed your brows in disgust. "dude, she has a boyfriend." dom added, trying to diffuse the situation. "and where's her boyfriend?"

"he's right here, man. get your own girl." you were startled to hear jey's voice coming from behind you. his arms were around your waist, pushing you closer to him. "alright, damn. was just messing around." he chuckled. "dom, think jimmy needs another beer pong player. go inside." dominik couldn't help but to comply with his head-boy, leaving you behind with theory and jey. "you got any problem here, dude?" jey raised an eyebrow. "n- nah, just trying to have fun." he stuttered. "then move along."

his possessiveness towards you was the first thing you noticed when you started seeing each other. "he didn't say anything right, baby?" you shook your head. "no, it's alright." jey kissed your forehead. "he better pack the fuck up. i run this place." you chuckled at his sentence. "okay then main event jey uso, wanna get shitfaced?"

the night went on and you were already drunk in whatever you took from the party. at this point, you didn't even realize what was going on. "you ready to bounce, baby?" you took the last shot from your cup, head already fuzzy from the alcohol. "i'm gonna climb the walls." you joked. "don't need to, security cleared an hour ago. let's go back."

his dorm was so comfortable, you thought. you didn't know if you were too drunk to realize that you were still standing in front of his room, body paralyzed. "baby, come in! what are you doing?" he dragged you inside, guiding your body to the worn-out couch. "you okay there?" he asked. "i'm fine, just fuzzy." you replied with your eyes closed.

silence filled the room. you weren't tired, the alcohol was keeping you awake. "hi." he greeted you out of the blue. "hi?" you chuckled. "why the fuck are you so pretty?" jey asked, moving his body closer to yours. "i could say the same thing about you." you flirted back. "fuck, you really know how to rile me up, huh?" the man smirked, slowly pushing you down with him on top of you. the situation turned heated as you felt him kissing your neck.

"shit, this is too bright." he complained, practically skipping to dim the lights. you laughed at his antics. "okay, where were we?" he couldn't help but to laugh as well. you pulled his face closer to your, not breaking eye-contact. you felt his lips connecting with yours as his hands roamed under your shirt. slowly, but surely, your hands wandered around his pants, unbuckling his belt. "baby wait, nah... let me get protection." you nodded. "if you pull out your power rangers figures as protection, i will kill you."

"baby, we’re all out.” you couldn’t help but to chuckle. “damn. okay then, no.” he nodded at your answers, pulling back his pants. “thanks for understanding, i’m not on the pill.” “you don’t need to thank me, that’s bare minimum.” your heart fluttered a bit at his answers. goddamn, i’m so fucking in love with him, you thought.

the two of you laid on the couch, still trying to contain your laughters. "you're one of a kind, baby." he brushed your hair with his fingers. "god, if a year ago someone told me i'd be with you. i wouldn't believe it." jey added. "shut up, it's not like i'm the top diva or something." you chuckled, feeling the substance hitting you. "nah, i'm glad you don't have the keys with you that night. imagine if you had them, we'd still be strangers by now." the alcohol inside your veins toned down, you were wide awake.

"i never got to say i love you." you suddenly blurted out. it caught him off-guard. the atmosphere was comfortable enough for the two of you to just stay silent. "i know it's hard for me to express how i feel, because it's all new to me. but i love you." you continued, facing him. "thank you for also being patient with me, baby." jey continued to brush your hair with his fingers. "i'd do anything for you, princess."

"i can't believe you'd settle with someone like me." you confessed. "someone like you? you're all that i want." oh, jey uso was one big sweet-talker. you couldn't help but to blush at his sentence. the room was dark, the only source of light was the stupid fucking lava lamp that you hated. although you couldn't see him perfectly, you knew that he was staring at you. "something wrong with my face?" you asked. "nah, i just like looking at you."

despite all of those rumors about him, jey treated you with all of his heart. "you know," he paused for a second, sitting up from his position. "after we graduate and when we have proper jobs and our lives are settled, let's live together." your eyes widened in surprise. "are you joking?" he immediately turned on the lights. "i'm not joking, princess." the thought of moving in together never crossed your mind.

"or we don't have to if you don't want to." he added, hesitating a bit. "i'd love to." you blurted out. "we have the entire future in front of us, i just thought you wouldn't see me in it." his gaze softened. "baby, how many times do i need to tell you that i love you? you're making me a better person." he lit up his joint, passing it to you.

"here's to the future?" "to the future."

a/n: MODERN ROMANCE IS PASSING JOINTS TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. anyways, hope you enjoyed it because i enjoyed writing this !!

[vellichxrr6782]

CHAPTER FIVE, you know that i bought it.

SYNOPSIS: after the first of many more days in the studio, you and childe are set up on a date by your managers. though the date is short, it still manages to send your feelings into a spiral of confusion.

CHARACTERS (in this chapter): childe, ningguang, yae miko (mentioned), zhongli (mentioned), jean (mentioned).

CW/TW: cussing, idk man handholding? maybe a bit fast-paced.

WORD COUNT: 1.6k words.

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"great work today, everybody. keep it up, keep at it, and i’ll see you all in a few days.” said the producer, ningguang. 

you had been filming for hours straight. yae was rather considerate today, since it was the first day of filming. of course, you knew well, her kindness would not last very long. it’s okay, though, you appreciated her and her dedication to perfecting her craft. 

the setting was that the female lead, you, were on the phone with your friend, explaining to her that you'd be fine alone on the flight. you were going to paris. 

initially, you'd planned on going to paris with your boyfriend, another character (who hadn't been chosen yet, so yae planned on postponing the scenes with him), but that plan was thrown in the trash when he broke up with you. he had to go abroad for his studies, so he didn't want to try long-distance with you. 

albedo wanted the ex to be redeemable in a sense, i guess. 

nevertheless, you're absolutely shattered by this, but in your newfound solidarity, you decide to go to paris all by yourself, so you could enjoy all alone. you were going to the city of love with no one to love but yourself.

you had also filmed the main scene with childe, where you meet him first. he was your seatmate on the flight, and you recognise him as your old friend from when you were children. instead of filming on an actual plane, the producer had the setmakers make a pretty realistic rendition of one.

you and childe catch up a bit, and finally land in the city of love. 

well, that would be later. ningguang had yet to book the tickets for the actual film crew to head to paris, which she planned on doing after the aforementioned scenes were filmed, and since they were, she would get started on the bookings.

nevertheless, that wasn’t your concern right now. your concern was the looming doom approaching you tonight. a date set up by zhongli, for you and childe.

ajax had sworn he'd never find someone as infuriating as you. in every situation, no matter the cost, no matter the circumstances, you were ever-so devoted to your act of "not giving a shit". 

two could play that game, sure. if childe didn't care, but he did now. ever since the incident the party, childe found himself caring a lot. he kinda saw it coming; he might seem dense but he really wasn't. it was just shocking that she would make it so public.

let bygones be bygones. he had to focus on the utter pain in the ass sitting in front of him.

you.

a romantic candlelight dinner at a 5-star restaurant. an intimate, lovely atmosphere. delicious warm food, with some of the best wine in the country. 

and, you, his date, scrolling through your phone, completely uninterested. 

it was like a stab in the stomach, to pay so much for a date (a fake date), and the person you're trying to "woo" is either bored out of their mind, or pretending to be bored to irritate you. you couldn't make it any less obvious that you didn't want to go anywhere with him.

childe furrowed his brows, annoyed, "hey, you do realise we're on a date, right?" 

"oh, really? i had no clue." you blinked innocently, "so sorry, ajax. i guess you could say, i have more important things to attend to."

"yeah, i'm sure texting jean about how much this situation sucks is very important." childe rolled his eyes, you sneered in response. "can you atleast try to act like we're a couple? you were the one who agreed to this in the first place."

"when i first agreed to this shitshow, i didn't think it would be this bad." you frowned, fiddling with your food. you really had no appetite, despite how good the food looked. "do we really have to go on a date?"

well, that's what the contract entailed. and the date part isn't even the worst of it, you've got to kiss, post cute pictures with cheesy captions like "with the love of my life" and "my snookums" and what-not. 

"if we wanna be convincing, then yeah." childe shrugged. "imagine the headlines, 'actors y/n and tartaglia, on a romantic date together'."

"or, more likely, the headlines, 'actress y/n snaps tartaglia's neck in a fit of rage'!" you grinned, "what were you on when you chose the stage name, 'tartaglia', anyway?"

"hey, it sounds cool!" childe replied, crossing his arms defensively.

"i think ajax suits you better. it's cute." you smiled, swirling around your beverage gently.

"it's... what?" his eyes widened at the sudden compliment, "did you just- am i hearing things?"

"oh." you realised your words, coughing to curb your embarrassment. "ahem. don't overreact. it's not like i've never complimented you before."

"you've never." childe deadpanned.

"moving on..." you trailed off, trying to change the topic, "what do couples do on dates like this?" 

the chatter of people around you 

childe smiled in a sly manner, reaching out to grab your hand. your eyes widened at the sudden physical contact.

"well, they hold hands." he stated, intertwining his fingers with yours. your hand was damp from holding your cold beverage, the tips freezing. childe's hands warmed yours, or maybe it was the blood rushing through your veins.

your cheeks flushed.

"and they call each other nicknames like darling and sweetheart." he leaned in, one arm pressed against the table, the other hand still holding yours.

"and they gaze into each other's eyes longingly..." his eyes met yours, with a hint of playfulness obvious in them. he smiled coyly, knowing he'd gotten you flushed. 

"and maybe, they kiss-" he came closer to your face, and your mind flashed back to the night at the party, when his lips met yours and you could smell his cologne and-

you shook those thoughts away, pulling away from ajax as quick as you could. he let out a laugh, his cheeks red.

"was that too much for you, darling?"

exasperating. tartaglia made your blood boil. "yeah, yeah, very funny." you rolled your eyes, too prideful and annoyed to admit that your heart was racing.

childe's laughter subsided, and his expression relaxed, "okay, how about... we make a deal?"

you raised a brow sceptically. "what kind of deal? i don't trust any of your antics."

"i'll try and not pull any weird tricks on you. i'll be your kind, caring, supportive and level-headed lover." he put a hand on his chest, as if he was solemnly swearing to something. "and you, in return, will wholeheartedly return my acts of affection. no rolling your eyes or scowling."

oh. well. that promise will either be broken in a heartbeat, or won't be made in the first place.

"that is... immensely difficult to do with someone like you." you stated, eyes narrowed in scrutiny.

"yeah, no, it isn't easy to be your lover, either." ajax pouted. "cut me some slack too."

ouch. well, he's not wrong. you're pretty closed off, and love really isn't a priority for you. 

especially if it's with tartaglia. 

you were just hesitant. remembering how childe did a full 180 on you all those years ago, you didn't wanna reignite whatever spark was there before, out of fear that he'd turn his back again on you.

"come on, we decided to start this mess, right? let's give it our all." he held out his hand for you to shake. regardless of his confident exterior, you could notice his hand shaking a little. he was hesitant too.

you let out a sigh, straightening yourself. "fine. deal." you said, shaking his hand. 

all childe spared you was a sly grin before smoothly taking your hand and kissing the back of it.

you froze, but scowled after a second, "you said no tricks, ajax."

"and you said you'd stop scowling." 

"you broke the deal first-!" 

"it was a test!"

"what kind of bullshit-"

and that’s how the rest of the night went, with you two arguing incessantly, talking about movies and scripts, talking about other people who worked in the industry. 

before you knew it, you started to enjoy yourself. shocking. you realised that you actually had a good time as childe walked you out of the restaurant, with your hand intertwined with his. 

you also realised just how unbearably close he was to you, and you could feel his warmth. you’d held his hand many times before, but just now, you were noticing all the lines on his palms, you were feeling how his knuckles felt, you were realising just how clammy his hands were getting.

maybe he realised what this situation was like, too. 

you looked up at him, he was lost in his thoughts. you tugged at his shirt, and he snapped out of whatever daydream he was having, and looked down at you. 

“hey, it’s diluc’s birthday in a few days.” you told him, and missed completely how childe’s expression soured at the mention of diluc. 

“uh… happy birthday to him, i guess.” childe replied, absentmindedly. 

“it’s not today, god. it’s in a few days, and kaeya’s hosting a surprise party.” you said, “are you attending?”

“i got an invite from kaeya, yeah, but i said no.” childe rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly, “i don’t really like diluc.” 

“you should attend regardless. it’ll be a good way for us to appear in public more as a couple.” you suggested, and noticed how his lips curved upwards at the mention of ‘couple’. “and! and… it’s basic courtesy, y’know.”

“right… i’ll give it some thought. didn’t know you cared.” 

“don’t make me regret requesting you to come.” 

he let out a laugh, and you narrowed your eyes, noticing how the corners of his eyes crinkled up.

“thanks for tonight, ajax.” you smiled, though it wasn’t forced. “it was alright.” 

“i don’t know what i should comment on, you genuinely thanking me, or saying it was ‘alright’ immediately after that.” childe replied, “well, i’m glad it was alright. text me when you get home.”

“you’ve never asked me to do that before.” you raised a brow.

“you’ve never come anywhere with just me that wasn’t the studio.” childe shrugged, “besides, i’m asking now, aren’t i? it would be improper of me to not make sure my girlfriend gets home safe.”

you felt the tips of your ears flush when you heard the term. “uh huh… and when does tartaglia care about being proper?” he playfully rolled his eyes in response.

“see you tomorrow.” he said, opening the door to the taxi he had booked for you. “good night, y/n.”

you wished him a good night, and went on your way. you couldn’t help but look out the window, and observed how he waved at you, smiling. 

he has a pretty smile. 

…

wait, what?

published on; 21st august, 2023. writing belongs to @/vellichxrr6782 on tumblr

[eyesontheskyline]

me ripping out obviously hotchniss moments from jemily stans’s cold dead hands: MINE

I saw a post where someone said Emily was staring at JJ at Haley’s funeral??😭 Hello she was looking at her mans 🤨

This was inspired by the season 7 jet scene bc I just saw someone saw it’s a jemily moment😀 hello she and hotch were literally about to kiss

Ha oh god.

I honestly hate that jet scene as a Hotchniss moment AND as a Jemily moment. I can see it for both, because if you take what she's saying at face value, he's asking 'how did you get by?' and her answer is having contact with JJ. And of course there's those super warm smiles Hotch and Emily share.

But it doesn't make any sense for them to keep in touch that way - it's reckless and stupid, and I have a hard time believing either of them would've compromised something so high stakes. It makes me like them less as people and as a ship to think they did that, so I just. . . don't. And I also think there needs to be an actual answer to how she got by in Paris, or (preferably) some kind of admission that she kind of didn't - it was hard, and lonely, and she missed her friends, and everything wasn't okay then and isn't okay now. I think it was a bit of lazy writing, to make us feel like being smuggled away to Paris while still physically recovering from near-fatal injuries to hide all alone for months from the terrorist who nearly killed her was not a trauma, so it's fine that the show doesn't deal with it. So I kind of ignore the actual content of the scene - it doesn't make sense to me, and I think it's tonally weird considering the subject matter.

I think everyone is looking at Hotch during Haley's funeral, because how could you not be? It's devastating, and he's devastated, and they all care about him so much. I struggle with the 'truther' vibes of some of the Jemily section of the fandom a little bit, but I did used to write some Jemily back in the day, and I can kind of see it early on. But to me it's kind of the same vibe* as when people try to prove that Hotch and Emily were literally secretly in a relationship during S4-5 and here are the breadcrumbs the show dropped to prove it. . . Like, it's fine to write around what's in the show, to see the little moments and build on them, but the show is not trying to drop breadcrumbs for us to pick up on to plant the idea that they're in a relationship off screen - if they wanted the relationship to be canon, they would write it.

I think shipping is at its best when everyone just admits what we're doing is making our dolls kiss the way we want - it doesn't need to be more canon or more right than anyone else's ship, it just needs to be the one we personally enjoy. You can ship the same character in more than one ship, you can ship two characters who never even met. . . literally whatever you find enjoyable. And what's even better about it than smushing dolls together is there are infinite dolls - my Emily can be kissing Hotch and someone else's can be kissing JJ and someone else's can be starting a new life under the sea and it's literally fine.

I think what I kind of struggle with is when people watch the show looking for only their ship. Like, it's valid to watch the show however you watch it, but those are the posts I personally find grating. So like, Emily and JJ giving each other the eyes at Haley's funeral - I think that undermines the love and respect and friendship they all feel for Hotch. I've been at a bunch of funerals, and I wasn't like. . . checking out my love interest. I was thinking about the dead person and the people who loved them the most. And the moment when Emily saves Will at the bank - making that about Jemily takes so much away from both Emily and Will as characters, for me. Idk. I just like the complexity of the characters, and for me personally that's what makes shipping fun, so any time I have to ignore the complexity of the characters to do the shipping, I'm out.

(* except with an unfortunate side of 'this is morally superior because Emily was going to be a lesbian before they decided she wasn't')

[sleepy-sham]

Howdy Sham! For the ask game: 26, 17 (only if you feel like it), and 25

Howdy!

17) someone I miss: my best friend from growing up, Taylor. We drifted apart after high school despite me trying to keep things up. We haven't talked in years, but to this day, she's in almost every one of my dreams.

25) my idea of a perfect date: I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

(my actual answer is watching the office with my bf & we spend the whole time quoting it back and forth at each other, like so)

26) my biggest pet peeves: I refuse to pay for water. Absolutely and categorically. I will die of dehydration before I pay for a bottle of water. Idk if that counts as a pet peeve but it's a major thing for me. Other things....um.....idk? I'm a very chill person. It takes a lot to elicit annoyance out of me. It's funny bc ironically this annoys my bf. He'll start poking me or something & be like "am I bothering you" & I'm like nah man you're good & he's like "but you SHOULD BE BOTHERED!!!! GET ANNOYED AT ME!!! DEFEND YOURSELF!!!!" & I'm like idk man I'm straight chillin this seems like a you issue. OOH I got one! Antivaxers. Though that's much stronger than a pet peeve. I'm usually quite good about being able to calmly debate people of opposing opinions bc I feel like that's the best way to get people to see things differently but if you're an antivaxer I will launch you into space before you can utter a word.

Ok that kind of got away from me whoops ! But thank you sm for the ask !

[peraltiagos-paper-rings]

ok maybe i missed something but...why was it not an option for henry and michelle to move to richmond?? like i know people have said "stop acting like ted has NOTHING to go back to, he surely has friends and colleagues and extended family back in kansas" and sure but idk i just feel we haven't seen enough of his home life in kansas to really care about the people he left behind other than henry, plus we really don't see him feeling homesick for kansas or missing anyone from kansas other than henry?? so it really feels to me that he just went home to his son, his ex-wife and his mom who he has a complicated relationship with and maybe some friends he hasn't seen in years, meanwhile his best friend and his found family are all back in richmond.

and i kinda feel the same about michelle like you might say it wouldn't be fair to expect her to just uproot her life for her ex-husband, leave her job and her friends and family behind, but again we don't really know enough about her personal life or her job or her friends or anything so like...i'm just not invested enough in her to care if she has to leave people behind, sorry i guess?? same with henry, i'm sure he has friends in kansas but he can still stay in touch with them in richmond, the internet exists, and he can play roblox with them like he does with ted and stuff like that.

and it just feels like henry would've loved living in richmond. he could move there with his mom so he'd have both of his parents and uncle beard close to him, he'd be able to go to football games and see his favourite footballer jamie tartt and also visit his dad's cool job where nate is and the richmond boys will play football with him. plenty of parents move their kids closer to where their jobs are so it wouldn't be unusual. and rebecca offered to find michelle a nice job and get henry into a good school, so there's that covered. it's kind of implied that henry's struggling at school, he's failing science - maybe he wouldn't mind going to a new school. maybe they could've had it so that that random bullying arc would encourage him to want to move to richmond. like instead of him randomly bullying a kid, maybe he's being bullied at school and doesn't like his teachers (hence why he's doing bad in some classes) so he'd be glad to go to a new school. obviously we don't know this is happening i'm just saying they could've rewritten that arc to give henry the push to want to go live with ted in richmond.

it's also implied that henry doesn't like dr jacob and there might be a strain on michelle's relationship with dr jacob - during the match he's sitting apart from them, clearly not interested in the match while they keep shushing him, idk it just gave the vibe of him pulling away from them and having nothing in common with them, on top of the implication that michelle and dr jacob did not get engaged in paris when perhaps it would've been expected for them to. so if michelle breaks up with dr jacob and moves to richmond with henry, that could make them both happy. plus if henry really is struggling with missing his dad, that would also be fixed by him moving to richmond. and ted would be able to stay in this whole community that loves him and supports him.

i also just don't like the implication that ted just cut everyone out of his life after going back to kansas?? maybe i'm overreacting but like, him not being at his best friend beard's wedding or at the team gathering at the higginses or anything showing he's aware that sam made it onto the nigerian national team, like it really seems he just isn't in any of their lives anymore??? they all just moved on like he was never there???? i know their lives don't have to come to a standstill just because he isn't there but idk it just made me feel sad to see them all there together without him and without even a hint of his presence in their lives, like not even a "hey congrats!" text or a good luck card from ted on roy's desk or anything...it makes me wonder if he did the same when he came to richmond and stopped staying in contact with anyone in kansas, like maybe he really does have no one close to him other than michelle and henry back in kansas. when we see his texts on his phone in one episode, i think in "we'll never have paris," i'm pretty sure we don't see any recent texts to or from anyone other than richmond members and michelle...

[heatwa-ves]

Mmmmmmm tell me about an izuleo au you have (or multiple). I lowkey want to write more for them (ignoring my other large project wips here 🙈🙈) and would love to know what ideas you have :3

answering this month's late oopsies but here's a few concepts I have :]

my knights (mostly izuleo) bad end au. this is the most fleshed out idea on this list it's like a child to me I surprise myself with my own genius tbh. the basic idea of the au is what if leo never came back to yumenosaki after checkmate and it's kind of a future au the main plot happens when leo and izumi are about 24/25? long story short leo never comes back knights decides to disband after izumi graduates he then goes on to leave japan quit his idol career and work solely on modelling I can talk more about this one if you want to hear

ghost leo au. this one is very inspired by one of my favorite fics of all time which I read a few years ago and it changed me as a person forever. basic plot is it's a non idol au so they're just at regular high school there's a rumor of a ghost in one of the music room izumi goes to check it out because his beloved yuukun was scared and he meets leo there and they slowly become friends and meet almost every night to talk, leo died at the school (how? that's for me to know and you to never find out because there's a minute chance I'll ever write this) and was given x amount of days to compose x amount of songs by idk the grim reaper or whatevers there after death because he died so unfairly. it ends on a bittersweet note of leo having to pass on because his times up and they never really had a proper goodbye but he leaves a song he composed for izumi a la lionheart

genei ap: empty heart au. just play the game. please I beg it's so good and the music is incredible and most importantly it's free and takes like an hour tops to completely play and it's soooo izuleo coded I'm sick. I think izumi spica and leo mikage makes the most sense but personally I'm partial to leo spica izumi mikage...

au where they never met in high school and meet for the first time because they take the same train for their commute so they see eachother for like fifteen minutes a day and move from strangers to Train Strangers to acquaintances to friends .. their first meeting would be leo asking izumi what he's listening to because music and all and izumi (who isn't listening to anything but wears headphones so people won't talk to him and it's Not Working) is annoyed but leo keeps talking to him every day and eventually grows fond of him and idk it goes on from here there's drama there's mental illness

finally here's one that actually takes place in the canon universe. I want izumi and leo to have a big fight and instead of taking it out izumi decides the best option is to run off and not say where he's going and so he impulsively takes the first train to paris and shows up on shus doorstep and there's izumi shu bonding and idk I just think about the parallels between them a lot and I really want them to be closer friends. they talk and stuff and izumi stays for like two or three days has some realisations and the conclusion would be him returning to Florence and I guess being honest for once with leo and genuinely apologising and idk. but this is izumi sena so I don't know if he'd fucking do that. whatever it's my au and if I want an emotional scene of genuine honesty I will fucking have one

[seas-of-silver]

I am VERY intrigued by the Lukagami fake marriage??

And if it's okay to ask about more than one, Classroom Wedding sounds like it will be full of shenanigans...

Sure you can!

Okay, so: Lukagami fake marriage

Simple synopsis is that Tomoe has decided that she's had enough of Paris/Gabriel/akuma attacks/Kagami's rebellion... you name it, and she's moving back to Japan and is trying to force Kagami to go back with her.

Thing is, Kagami is of age (this is an aged-up au btw) and so she lies to her mother and tells her that she can't be forced to go back to Japan because she's married to Luka. When Tomoe asks what ever happened to Kagami's relationship with Adrien, she says that they broke up amicably and Adrien's now dating Marinette [they're not, but right after the confrontation Kagami messages them both asking them to back her up if they're ever asked]. And Luka's chill, so he'll play along.

So then shenanigans and we have Lukagami with Adrienette on the side.

Classroom Wedding

"Basically I want a goofy class and a dorky Adrienette being domestic and cute and ridiculous" was the idea XD

I thought it'd be cute if there was some sort of scenario where the class is mucking around and then through some lighthearted teasing and whatever, they get a bit carried away and “marry” Adrien and Marinette for fun. They’re joking but they do the whole thing with faux seriousness and it’s a little ridiculous but it’s fun, and then it becomes a running thing from that point on where they’ll call them husband and wife and if there’s partner work, Adrien immediately takes Marinette’s hand and is like “I can think of no better person to do this assessment with than my lovely wife” and vice versa, or if one of them mentions being ever so slightly ill, the classmates summon their “partner” as though it’s life or death and they come racing, or-

And I pondered on which dynamic (pre- pre-; prpr; post-reveal established relationship) would be best before thinking how funny it'd be if it was pre-reveal pre-relationship - they’re getting up to all these lovey-dovey shenanigans and have no idea that they love each other or that they’re each other’s superhero partner. Then imagine they carry on these shenanigans into the Ladynoir dynamic, both saying they’re “married” to their best friend, and since it happened to both of them, they don’t question it and assume there’s some sort of popular internet trend or something, and so when the reporters ask, they’re both like “we’re married to other people, my hero partner is truly my best friend”

And then shenanigans when they take the joke too seriously (but in a fun way), like they got rings for one another: all the boys took out Adrien to look for a ring for Marinette while the girls took her out for a ring to get Adrien, but they all bump into each other at the shops and have to pretend that they’re not doing what they’re actually doing because they wanted it to be a surprise for the other

Silly fluffy shenanigans with the class and Adrienette is all I want, and I don't think I've seen enough of this kind of content, so I'm like "well, maybe I'll write my own, idk"

If anyone has class shenanigans to contribute to this idea, lemme know!

[edwinspaynes]

thomastair of if you’ve already been asked that, jordelia? (i also kind of want to say sona/flora-)

I'll just do all three! :)

THOMASTAIR

What made you ship it?

-> Everything, but I think that the moment I personally started shipping it was when Thomas defended Alastair in Cast Long Shadows.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

We're just going to make a bulleted list here because I'll ramble on all day and all night otherwise

The fact that they bring out the best in each other (Alastair's newfound openness, Thomas's newfound confidence, their senses of humor, etc)

The fact that they accept each of the other one readily. More than that, the fact that they love even the roughest traits of the other without abandon. Alastair's sharp tongue and cutting words? Funny and clever to Thomas. Thomas's awkwardness and jealousy? Endearing to Alastair. Seeing the other one vulnerable? 100% okay, they're going to support each other.

The ship just screams "safety" to me. Like, they epitomize the saying that 'sometimes home is a person, not a place.' They clearly each view the other as a safe person to talk to. This is especially impressive for Alastair considering his usual guardedness, and the fact that he has consistently been vulnerable with Thomas since the beginning. He's crying in the Sanctuary scene and being honest. He's willing to discuss his fear and his sadness in the carriage. This openness is inspiring to me.

Speaking of the carriage, Alastair just wanted Thomas there in his presence, like a safety blanket? Thomas literally just wanted Alastair to talk to him so they could, like, hang out? They're best friends. They're best friends who are married. This is further evidenced by the fact that they lost track of time talking and stayed in Paris all night. We see them talking in the epilogue, and later in ChoT on the rooftop, and they're so happy to be talking and joking and laughing together.

I am literally going to go on all day, good God.

Their interests are SO compatible.

I also on a more surface level adore the fact that Thomas executed the plot to Taylor Swift's Mastermind but ALL of it was accidental. Their romcom era was so fun to read.

Thomas's constant defenses of Alastair make me so happy.

Alastair trying to help Thomas after Christopher died was such an amazing moment. Like, nothing was important besides caring for Thomas? Kissing his eyelids? Letting him know he wasn't alone?

They're actually really awesome at communicating and setting boundaries, even from Day One. Like, if you read TLH all the way through, they're the only ship to consistently set realistic expectations for the way that they'll engage and treat each other. They're both vocally willing to assert themselves. Neither of them hide things from the other or tell lies. Everything's out in the open, and that's super healthy.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

-> Best ship in TLH by a landslide. LANDSLIDE. And, quite frankly, the objectively best TSC ship outside of Herongraystairs as of 2023. Definitely my favourite ship in any media ever along with Wessa.

JORDELIA

What made you ship it?

-> It's cute! I started shipping Jordelia waaay before ChoG came out, like, back when we first heard about the characters. I was torn between wanting them canon and wanting Heronchild canon (come on, this was like, 2017). But idk I thought that their friends to lovers arc had potential, and I quite frankly adored Cordelia from the moment we learned about her before ChoG. So, yeah.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

-> I think it's really sweet how they're such good friends in addition to being married; this is important to me. But I also like that James always loved Cordelia through the power of the bracelet, always thought of her and her happiness.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

-> Honestly? Jordelia is one of my better TSC ships (not, like, high-tier; I don't ship many things, and the only TSC couples I really seek out content for are Thomastair/Wessa/Gracetopher/Sophideon). I think they are so incredibly adorable... but I think they're a little boring to read about. I'm don't mind reading about them, but they don't do that much for me, either.

SONA/FLORA (thank you for entertaining my crack ship lmao)

What made you ship it?

-> It came to me one day in the shower. They both had shitty husbands, why shouldn't they bond over it? Why can we not have middle-aged women coming to terms with their sexuality and having a lesbian relationship?

What are your favorite things about the ship?

-> It's probably the only batshit crazy crack ship I've ever liked the idea of.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

-> That it exists.

[judesstfrancis]

3, 4, 5, 11, 23, 25, 26, 28, and 30 hehe 🥰🥰

3. what’s your favorite candle scent?

I have this candle from bath and body works called like blueberry waffle cake or something idk but it solves like all of my problems immediately when I light it I love her. also if I've been cooking and my kitchen still smells like Food I have this espresso candle that I light to kind of wash it out and it is so so good

4. what flower would you like to be given?

sunflowers <3 they are bright and happy and they feel warm also I like how they face each other if they can't find the sun

5. who do you feel most you around?

any of my friends also my mom and my brother and his gf <3 special shoutout to u specifically and maya and paris u all know me the most and I feel so safe around u

11. favorite piece of clothing?

I have this mesh jersey button up thing I got at the goodwill for 3 dollars that I know for a fact was from target originally but they sold out there before I could buy it so shoutout goodwill. anyway it has a truly obnoxious neon floral pattern on it and I love it so so much if I was a cartoon character that would be my base outfit

23. what’s your ideal date?

I truly want to just like sit on my living room couch with a bunch of blankets and a ton of horror movies lights off blinds closed and just not do anything else for the day. ideally whoever I am on a date with also likes horror and we can show each other our favorites and argue about who has better taste and give a little analysis on why our favorites are our favorites idk I just think it would be nice

25. what’s the best personal gift someone could give you (playlist, homemade card, etc.)

anything homemade is so special to me like little paintings homemade cards a mixtape I love them all it's like wow u made that with your hands bc u love me...... also I'm latino so if someone makes me food we are immediately for lifers

26. what movie would you want to live in?

I think I'd be a dope addition to the twilight universe. I don't want anything to do with them directly but I wanna be a guy in the bg just like can u believe these guys ?? what the hell is going on. anyway my real answer is high school musical

28. hugs or hand-holding?

both <3 I love holding hands and I love when u hold hands and they rub their thumb over your knuckles and I like when u hold hands and u both have to like compensate for being down a hand but u don't even think about letting go bc you're holding hands and that's important. also I don't think we as a society hug enough I personally would like to be hugged 24/7 if possible not to be touched starved on main but hi for the love of god hello

30. what reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)?

the smell of coffee brewing and flowers blooming on the kitchen table and the color yellow and bright laughter during sunset and chalk scribbles on the sidewalk and oranges and the color purple and the smell of lavender and gardenia and shuffling a deck of playing cards and the intro to the vhs release of a goofy movie and live action ninja turtles and pez dispensers and 99 cent macaroni and cheese and warm tortillas with butter and peanut butter and sugar sandwiches when the power goes out and water balloon fights and wiffle balls

[desolatedpigeon]

I had this weird dream just now.

The first half was something about the Euro 2024. But then I got to know some blonde guy. I don't know him IRL by the way. He had some weird kind of helicopter, which was basically just the blade above and then the like 10 seats in a circle, protected by class and nothing from the bottom.

Since this was a dream, it obviously worked and flew. When we, the blonde guy, some other people (idk) and me, flew the thing, it was like in some videogame, looking in third person on the "helicopter" and even with a funny voice chat icon on the left side of the "screen", like the POV.

When that thing flew close to the ground, I jumped from it and it just disappeared. My "friends" (like I don't know these people IRL) all fell over the ground. In a mix between real-life and gaming pov I walked into one of the tents, because suddenly there was a circus next to the Euro public viewing. Inside of the tent I did some parkour. It was somehow fun, idk.

After that I met them again in some open space. There were storms going by in the distance and literally anywhere were rainbows. I've never seen that many rainbows. Like to the left, the right, forward and behind us. They overlapped and whatnot.

Then I flew with this thing again together with those people. I'm not sure anymore where we wanted to fly to, but I think it was Paris. When we landed (we basically just teleported) it was night and we walked around the street. For some reason I suddenly lost my clothes. And then put on something else. When we arrived at our BnB, a small apartment inside the city, we got in. I put on half of a costume instead of my clothes. It was like a beige costume, with a yellow basket like looking backpack and half of an orange beak on the front. In the dream I assumed it was half of an Easter chicken costume. But that one "friend" of our group, a woman who decided to cook something in the kitchen for us all, convinced me it was an Easter bunny. (Now awake I'm sure it was half of an Easter chicken costume. My brain gaslighted myself in my dream. Lmao)

Anyway, in the bedroom I found cool stickers and some snacks. I took them over to the living room and sat down next to a guy "friend". We looked through the stickers and for some reason there was suddenly a big shelf right in front of the couch. I looked through the book and papers. (Don't do that irl, if you're in a BnB, pls.) At first I found a nice drawing, then I found a paper. It looked like a test from school. I was so confused because it looked like my own handwriting. (Now awake, I know that this wasn't my real handwriting, but in the dream, it was.) He didn't believe me, so I wrote a "g" and showed him. When I wanted to write more as examples, I noticed that my name was in the paper and then I looked through the rest of the papers. I found multiple tests from my classmates from elementary school. I was scared, because this was an apartment in Paris, what do my elementary school tests have to do in Paris, when I'm from Germany? I looked up whose home we were in. I didn't remember that name (and I still don't. I guess my brain made that up.)

Then I woke up.

I can't explain that dream. Sure, the Euro2024 makes sense. But the rest? I never wanted to go to Paris, I never saw or flew that kind of helicopter. If it even exists. And who was that blonde guy? I usually dream about old schoolmates, my best friend, sometimes my crush. But that one was completely unknown to me. And what's going on with the tests? All in all 6/10 dream, would dream again.

[survivor-marieta-islands]

Cast Reveal #1 - Antigua - Old School

EMAN | SHE/THEY | 47 | MARYLAND, USA | SCIENTIST

First Survivor Season: Stings Rokkenjima (December 2021)

Intro: Right now I'm really into duck metaphors, so you know how everything looks really calm on the surface but their feet are madly paddling under the water? That's me. Also, I'm super dumb; I just play smart on TV. I have a story or metaphor for every occasion, but usually they require way too much explanation, see also the duck.

Three Words to Describe You: stubborn, snarky, sweet

Hobbies and Passions: Old Bay, the city of Baltimore, my dogs, and cooking

What You're Most Proud Of: Honestly? My own resilience.

Why You'll Win: Because I have a dazzling smile and a winning personality, and also I'll bribe and/or blackmail every juror.

AMY | SHE/HER | | 31 |KANSAS CITY, USA | ARCHAEOLOGIST

First Survivor Season: Stings Tierra del Fuego (July 2020)

Intro: hi 👋 i'm amy and i'm an archaeologist. my most recent hyperfixation has just ended, so this game couldn't have started at a better time. things i like rn: spontaneous concert road trips, making friendship bracelets, trying to remember where i put things, hot chicken, gardening my tomato forest. let's have fun 💜

3 Words to Describe You: forgetful, kind, carrots

Hobbies and Passions: things i'm passionate about: i like dirt and trash so much i made it my job. i live in center of the venn diagram of pop punk, broadway, and disney. i like france but not the smell of paris. i think we would all benefit from more whimsy in our lives.

What You're Most Proud Of: well it's definitely not my fear of answering such deep questions casually

Why You'll Win: no ☺️

COLIN | HE/THEY/ANY | 23 | KANSAS CITY, MO | ADMIN ASSISTANT

First Survivor Season: Athena Emathia (February 2017)

Intro: hey babes. I'm colin, i'm 23, and i'm really excited to meet everyone and play this game!! i'm a huge fuckin nerd, so talk to me about nerd shit. i'm known for being messy and chaotic but I'm fun to be around at least (:

3 Words to Describe You: chaotic, queer, cute

Hobbies and Passions: Video games, board games, sci fi, dancing, gossip

What You're Most Proud Of: i make a mean homemade alfredo sauce i'm pretty proud of

Why You'll Win: I hope everyone is just nice to me and lets me win please

ELLIE | SHE/THEY/HE | 18 | GEORGIA | COLLEGE STUDENT

First Survivor Season: Stings Rotuma (May 2019)

Intro: Hi y’all!! My name is Ellie, I’m 18 and a freshman in college (idk if I will ever get used to saying that). I major in theatre education and this game literally starts the day of auditions for a production of into the woods so let’s hope that went well! I am here and out of retirement and I’m super excited to meet everyone!

3 Words to Describe You: Loud, caring, and funny

Hobbies and Passions: Theatre! I generally do about 4 shows a year, theatre means everything to me! I also did speech and debate in high school which I now judge, and I’m majoring in theatre education :)

What You're Most Proud Of: Probably the friends I’ve made and just my personal growth :) also the fact that irl anytime the song tik tok by Ke$ha plays people think of me and text me that “my song” is playing

Why You'll Win: I don’t! No jkjk I would say that my ability to go with the flow will bid me very well in this game

JG | HE/HIM | PITTSBURGH, PA | FREELANCE JOURNALIST

First Survivor Season: Deception Romania (April 2015)

Intro: Heyo. It's been a minute. Working a boring 9-5, making content in free time. I haven't played in years so I'm ready for the best belly flop.

3 Words to Describe You: Charismatic, Empathetic, and Passionate

Hobbies and Passions: Film, Traveling, Board Games and Star Wars

What You're Most Proud Of: Discovering what I love to do and working towards making that what I do on a daily basis to make a living.

Why You'll Win: It's been a while a since I've played and I have lots of experience not so much winning but in general. I am getting good vibes with this season already.

[anautumncarol]

thank you @chrxsify for tagging me!!! sorry for taking so long to do it, hope i did this correctly

1. Birthday?

30/11

2. Favorite color?

okay so i technically have 5 but they’re all a mix of each other at this point so: white, blue, purple, red and black

3. How tall are you?

168cm ish.

4. How many pair of shoes to you own?

technically i own a bunch since i never throw away the old ones but you’ll probably find me wearing my doc martens and now occasionally kickers (whenever i’m required to wear flat shoes i do have vans because they’re the comfiest shoes and try and find nice shoes in a size 42 or above in the women’s section (why are men’s shoes so boring????), vans has got you covered by sizing ridiculously big).

5. Favorite song?

I don’t really have one although i’ll have to say passion for publication by anarbor, 0325 by skz, sicilienne by fauré (not rlly a song i know), intywidfal by mcr, gold medal ribbon by ptv and a night like this by the cure constitute a solid foundation of songs?

6. Favorite movie?

i dont really watch movies but maybe a monster in paris?

7. Who would be your ideal partner?

im not sure since i’ve honestly got neither the time nor patience to even think of being in a relationship so i guess i’ll say kim seungmin because being chronically a seungmin simp is half of my personnality

8. Do you want children?

not my own, that’s for sure. maybe one day i’ll adopt but kids are tiring man

9. Have you gotten in trouble with the law?

Not officially

10. What color socks are you wearing?

none, i’m wearing slippers

11. Favorite type of music?

anything except maybe dubstep, it gives me major headaches, and reggae, i just can’t seem to enjoy it. rock is probably my favourite since it’s such a broad genre and just i do prefer more types of rock than types of pop or kpop or rap etc

12. How many pillows do you sleep with?

4 pillows and 4 other throw pillows under my feet to keep my legs elevated because bad blood circulation bb (dont ask me how i fit so much shit on a single bed, idk either)

13. What position do you sleep in?

on my side or sometimes twisted so my torso is on it’s back

14. What don’t you like when you’re sleeping?

my own thoughts ngl, its so hard to fall asleep with those running through my brain

15. Have you tried archery?

i have a very peculiar relationship with archery because its a sport i’ve always wanted to do and that from the few times i’ve done it i’m actually decent at and am just realy disappointed with the fact i never got to exploit my full potential because i really do love it (same with other aiming things like i always get prices at fairs with the rifle stalls despite it being the only time i actually use them). 

16. Favorite fruit?

pineapples are the only fruits i’ll ever eat willingly

17. Are you a good liar?

decent enough to get away with a few things

18. What’s your personality type?

intp

19. Innie or outie?

innie, just for the sole excuse that i’m a hermit and that the word reminds me of jeongin

20. Left or right handed?

right handed

21. Favorite food?

i’m assuming it means food from home country and idk, maybe cordon bleu?

22. Favorite foreign food?

as much as i love mexican and ethiopian food and currywurst, nothing beats indian food (although nepali food absolutely kills as well)

23. Are you clean or messy?

messily organised. really depends with what, like my room is a mess 99% of the time but my bookshelf, mangateque, cd and album collection are always neatly organised

24. Most used phrase?

“your mum/ta mère” “fun fact” “tips and tricks” “border” “ ’tain” and a few others

25. How long does it take you to get ready?

i basically will do my “routine” as fast or slow as required depending on how much time i have. shortest i tend to do it is like 5-10 minutes and it really doesn’t need more that 45 minutes at most

26. Do you talk to yourself?

all the time. i also talk to myself in third person whilst talking to others which becomes kind of a problem when one of your best friends has the same name as you

27. Do you sing to yourself?

only when im home alone, it shuts the dogs up and is pretty fun

28. Are you a good singer?

haha, next

29. Biggest fear?

the unknown i guess?

30. Are you a gossip?

depends who i’m with

31. Long or short hair?

i don’t really care, depends what suits the person’s face in my opinion

32. Favorite school subject?

that’s a really hard question but maybe philosophy, maths, literature (although i dont have it anymore smh), physics-chemistry, drama and like history back when i didn’t have the teacher i currently do

33. Extrovert or introvert?

ambivert, really

34. What make you nervous?

phone buzzing, i absolutely fucking despise it. and then things like school and life in general although that’s more axiousness

35. Who was your first crush?

i don’t think i’ve ever really had a crush but maybe nico di angelo??

36. How many piercings do you have?

except my lobes i have a helix and a second lobe and i’ll be getting a second helix this summer

37. How many tattoos do you have?

nichts, i don’t think my commitment issues will allow me although i love tattoos

38. How fast can you run?

i am the exception to physics for i can travel 174 au per day

39. What color is your hair?

dirty blond/dirty brown

40. What colour are your eyes?

like an aggregation of colours but i guess the main ones are blue and grey and like yellow

41. What makes you angry?

anything as long as i’m tired enough

42. Do you like your name?

i have nothing against it

44. What are your strengths?

idk, maybe my ability to adapt to different situations?

45. What are your weaknesses?

maybe the fact i get riled up easily by the most random shit?

46. What’s the color of your bedspread?

i think it’s like white with dots rn

47. What’s the color of your room?

walls are white and purple but other than that it’s kinda anything goes with my room’s colours, ngl.

[whenimgoodandready]

Raise your hands, who here misses Rena Rouge/Furtive? (raises my hand). Everybody misses her! She was ✨amazing!✨ The best friend of Marinette Dupain-Cheng and #1 Fan of Ladybug was the first of the class to be recruited to be a part of Team Miraculous and helped with her illusion of a fabulous fun filled carnival to save her sisters (“Sapotis”). Or when she tricked the villain into thinking he finally unmasked the dynamic duo when Cat Noir was “pigeoned” (“Mr.Pigeon 72”). Or even when she successfully pulled off that “2 Person Plan” with Ladybug (sorry Cat) to outsmart the baddie again (“Sentibubbler”). What about that stylish arctic new look she got!? (“Rocketear”). She’s brilliant, beautiful, kind, bold, resourceful, helpful and oh so encouraging when our lady hero is down and perks her right back up again! A way more deserving person than that faux fox we were introduced to that ended up being a compulsive liar with a fake fox miraculous and is in cahoots with Monarch. Uh ho! He now has Trixx! What if he actually gives the real one to her!? Don! Don! Don! Does he!? Let’s see:

*Illusion-Our heroes and all of Paris are wondering how Monarch is giving his akumatized victims powers of the miraculouses without them possessing it? (well, we know, but they don’t so it’s only a mystery to them). Another weird thing is why the f**k is Gabe suddenly being all….all….nice!? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? Is he sick? Is there a full moon? No! He’s actually doing what he should’ve been doing since Emilie “disappeared”, being a good dad!✨It’s a miracle!✨(angelic choir sings). The guy was making breakfast himself for his son, having Adrien now call him “Dad” and smiling! Did we just step into The Twilight Zone? If so, can we stay in it?

Back to the miraculous power bestowing, there’s only so much the dynamic duo can do since now we don’t have our sly fox Rena Rouge or our defense Carapace as well as the rest of Team Miraculous so what are they to do!? Oh C’mon! You don’t need powers to help cuz Nino has started a resistance using condiment code names and recruits his friends Adrien and Marinette and his girlfriend, Alya, to figure out how it’s happening! Say! This might be helpful! Or not cuz it involves secretly pissing someone off just to test it and catch it on video which is rude as f**k and to make matters worse, Pretty Little Liar Lila secretly finds out and informs Gabe. Great! Just when we were making progress, she ruins it! :P.

Not to worry, Lila did not get The Fox Miraculous! Phew! However, she did set in motion Monarchs plan to deceive the resistance. Even if she doesn’t know she’s also working with him, Boo! Before we get to that, I was glad Adrien brought up the issue of how he’s not actually done with his modeling since his face is still being used to promote the Agreste brand with that digital version of him like for the alliance rings, but his dad convinced him it’s okay cuz that way, they’ll finally spend some much much needed father-son time. Idk what made Gabe realize he was being a douche of a dad to change, but if he’s serious, despite still being a villain, it’s a start! (whispers) He actually went to the Parent/Teacher Conference! While there, it was satisfying to see “the resistance” try to upset Gabe by messing up his (utterly ridiculous) all white suit! Since he was informed by Lila, he kept cool and pretended to go back to his a**hole self just to throw them and the hero’s off on how Monarch is handing out miraculous powers to his akumatized victims without said miraculous! He used Trixx and did the whole “Collector”/“SentiGabe” approach! Don! Don! Don! Damn! He’s an evil genius in this case! Adrien had caught the moment, but unfortunately, Nino thought Monarch was using “lightening powers”. Whomp! Whomp! Whomp! He’s still leading on the resistance and even recruited more of his classmates and much to Marinette’s dismay, Lila was in it too. Is this New Nice Guy Gabe gonna last or is it just a ploy to get Adrien on his side? The poor kids finally happy to have a loving father and if he found out Gabe was faking it, he’d be crushed! I’d also like to give Villain Points to Monarch not just for using The Fox Miraculous, but also a combo of a few others that almost got him the win when we were 5mins left in the episode. Clever. Like I mentioned before, it’s gonna take a seasons realization before Marinette/Ladybug knows the real method of how Monarchs giving out miraculous powers without the jewelry. There has to be drama and guessing before they figure out it’s the alliance rings. My big question for this ep was WHY IS NATHALIE BACK!? I thought she quit! Did I miss an episode before this? Cuz I’m goin’ by production order here! (I have OCD!) Is there a flashback ep after this on why she’s back!? I need to know!